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    sluggmunki_tx

    [741]Apr 14, 2006
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    mistresskatara wrote:
    Alright, here's a few I wrote while I was sitting on the city bus a couple of days ago. Hope I'm not doing anything someone else has already done...or anything that's really lame...

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    Aang: Hey, Katara. You know how Master Pakku said that spirit oasis water he gave you has "unique qualities"?
    Katara: Yeah...
    Aang: Do you...uh, well...you think it can regrow hair?
    Katara: Sorry Aang. Truth is I already used all of it.
    Aang: What?!? What'd you use it on?!?
    Katara: Um...*casually crosses her arms to conceal her chest*
    Aang: Katara, have your... are your boobs bigger?!?
    Katara: So! He gave the water to ME! Why can't I use it on myself?
    Aang: You used it ALL on your boobs?!?
    Katara: Well... no. Not exactly...
    Aang: What else did you use it on?
    Katara: *eyes flicker towards Aang's pants*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Scene: Katara and Azula emerge from behind a clump of trees holding hands, giggling, and partially undressed
    Azula: Wow, babe. That was great. *purrs* The way you modified the water whip and made it into a water pe--
    Katara: Shush! *rustling in bushes ahead* I thought I just heard something in those bushes.
    *Azula and Katara strike-a-battle-pose*
    Azula: We know you're back there, whoever you are! Come out from behind there or I'll light your bush on fire!
    *Aang and Sokka slowly stand up behind the bush and emerge naked*
    Katara: Guh!
    Azula: What were you two doing?
    Aang and Sokka: *glance at each other then back* Um...nothing.
    Sokka: (accusingly) Hey! What were you guys doing?
    Azula and Katara: *blushing* Nothing.
    Aang: Let's never mention this again.
    Others: Yeah...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Iroh: I wish we could go back to that island where we stayed with those two **** guys. I'll never have a massage like that again...*sighs* Their hands were magic...
    Zuko: You're telling me. I was the one who had to share a bed with them.
    Iroh: **** a brow* But they had another spare bedroom.
    Zuko: WHAT?!?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Aang: What do you mean I'm not a real man yet, Sokka?
    Sokka: Well, Aang, it's a simple fact. Real men have hair.
    Katara: Aang has hair.
    Sokka: What do you mean? I've seen him in his underwear and he doesn't. So unless you've seen him without his...
    *Aang and Katara look away*
    Sokka: Oh god. *leans over Appa's saddle and vomits*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    *Aang goes running into Sokka's room*
    Aang: Sokka wake up! I was just in the girl's room. Katara and Suki are missing!
    Sokka: *sitting up and rubbing his eyes* It's ok Aang. Calm down. They can't have been taken very far.
    *Aang and Sokka are in the woods. They come upon a tree*
    Sokka: There's a water lash here on the bark. And here, lower down, it's been hit with a fan.
    Aang: Maybe they tried to escape?
    Sokka: Something rough was definitely going on. There's Katara's shirt!
    Aang: It's all ripped up. There's Suki's skirt over there!
    *They run to a nearby patch of trees*
    Sokka: The trail ends here.
    *rustling behind a clump of bushes*
    Sokka: Behind there!
    Aang: Oh...my...guh!
    Suki: *blushing* Hey guys.
    Katara: This isn't what it looks like!
    Sokka: *vomits*
    Aang: *pokes out eyes*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Keep the thread alive! Katrina: this thread is awesome!


    Those are some funny quotes. And I agree that this thread is awesome. It's the best thread we've ever gotten. I wish Katrina was here to put some more in but she should be back this weekend.
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    supersonicfan01

    [742]Apr 14, 2006
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    mistresskatara wrote:
    Alright, here's a few I wrote while I was sitting on the city bus a couple of days ago. Hope I'm not doing anything someone else has already done...or anything that's really lame...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Aang: Hey, Katara. You know how Master Pakku said that spirit oasis water he gave you has "unique qualities"?
    Katara: Yeah...
    Aang: Do you...uh, well...you think it can regrow hair?
    Katara: Sorry Aang. Truth is I already used all of it.
    Aang: What?!? What'd you use it on?!?
    Katara: Um...*casually crosses her arms to conceal her chest*
    Aang: Katara, have your... are your boobs bigger?!?
    Katara: So! He gave the water to ME! Why can't I use it on myself?
    Aang: You used it ALL on your boobs?!?
    Katara: Well... no. Not exactly...
    Aang: What else did you use it on?
    Katara: *eyes flicker towards Aang's pants*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Scene: Katara and Azula emerge from behind a clump of trees holding hands, giggling, and partially undressed
    Azula: Wow, babe. That was great. *purrs* The way you modified the water whip and made it into a water pe--
    Katara: Shush! *rustling in bushes ahead* I thought I just heard something in those bushes.
    *Azula and Katara strike-a-battle-pose*
    Azula: We know you're back there, whoever you are! Come out from behind there or I'll light your bush on fire!
    *Aang and Sokka slowly stand up behind the bush and emerge naked*
    Katara: Guh!
    Azula: What were you two doing?
    Aang and Sokka: *glance at each other then back* Um...nothing.
    Sokka: (accusingly) Hey! What were you guys doing?
    Azula and Katara: *blushing* Nothing.
    Aang: Let's never mention this again.
    Others: Yeah...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Iroh: I wish we could go back to that island where we stayed with those two gay guys. I'll never have a massage like that again...*sighs* Their hands were magic...
    Zuko: You're telling me. I was the one who had to share a bed with them.
    Iroh: *cocks a brow* But they had another spare bedroom.
    Zuko: WHAT?!?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Aang: What do you mean I'm not a real man yet, Sokka?
    Sokka: Well, Aang, it's a simple fact. Real men have hair.
    Katara: Aang has hair.
    Sokka: What do you mean? I've seen him in his underwear and he doesn't. So unless you've seen him without his...
    *Aang and Katara look away*
    Sokka: Oh god. *leans over Appa's saddle and vomits*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    *Aang goes running into Sokka's room*
    Aang: Sokka wake up! I was just in the girl's room. Katara and Suki are missing!
    Sokka: *sitting up and rubbing his eyes* It's ok Aang. Calm down. They can't have been taken very far.
    *Aang and Sokka are in the woods. They come upon a tree*
    Sokka: There's a water lash here on the bark. And here, lower down, it's been hit with a fan.
    Aang: Maybe they tried to escape?
    Sokka: Something rough was definitely going on. There's Katara's shirt!
    Aang: It's all ripped up. There's Suki's skirt over there!
    *They run to a nearby patch of trees*
    Sokka: The trail ends here.
    *rustling behind a clump of bushes*
    Sokka: Behind there!
    Aang: Oh...my...guh!
    Suki: *blushing* Hey guys.
    Katara: This isn't what it looks like!
    Sokka: *vomits*
    Aang: *pokes out eyes*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Keep the thread alive! Katrina: this thread is awesome!


    OMG! You're good at this! And here i thought almost every joke was taken! You should ride buses more often!
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    mistresskatara

    [743]Apr 14, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Those are some funny quotes. And I agree that this thread is awesome. It's the best thread we've ever gotten. I wish Katrina was here to put some more in but she should be back this weekend.


    Where'd she go?

    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    OMG! You're good at this! And here i thought almost every joke was taken! You should ride buses more often!


    *blushes* Aw. Thanks.

    Here's one that's based on a smutty comedy fanfic I wrote about a year ago for Harry Potter. Of course, I wont ever be able to top that first post, but, meh.

    *Katara and Aang are eating breakfast*
    Aang: Did you hear that?
    Katara: *muffled* Hear what?
    Aang: I thought I heard screaming.
    Katara: *continues to stuff her face*
    Aang: *looking at her appraisingly* You know, Katara, you might want to lay off the breakfast sweets.
    Katara: *muffled* Huh?
    Aang: Never mind. I'll go check it out.
    *He stands to leave, Katara eyes his plate*
    Aang: I've counted those tarts. They better all be here when I get back.
    *Aang is walking towards a wooded area, screaming grows louder*
    voice in the distance: Say my name, b****!!!
    *Aang runs towards the voice. Stops abruptly*
    Aang: Suki?
    Suki: *calmly* Oh hi, Aang.
    Aang: What's Sokka doing tied to that tree naked?
    Suki: Well, you see...
    Aang: And blindfolded? And gaged?
    Sokka: *muffled* Aang! Help!
    Suki: *lashes sokka* I didn't say you could talk!
    Sokka: *muffled* Sorry.
    Suki: *calmly, to Aang* I'm making Sokka my prison b****.
    Aang: *looking between them* Oooooh. Ok.
    *Aang walks back*
    Aang: Hey! Where are my tarts?!?
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    trendy131

    [744]Apr 14, 2006
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    mistresskatara wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Those are some funny quotes. And I agree that this thread is awesome. It's the best thread we've ever gotten. I wish Katrina was here to put some more in but she should be back this weekend.


    Where'd she go?


    She's on vacation in Hawai'i.
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    mistresskatara

    [745]Apr 14, 2006
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    trendy131 wrote:
    mistresskatara wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Those are some funny quotes. And I agree that this thread is awesome. It's the best thread we've ever gotten. I wish Katrina was here to put some more in but she should be back this weekend.


    Where'd she go?


    She's on vacation in Hawai'i.

    Cool.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [746]Apr 14, 2006
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    mistresskatara wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Those are some funny quotes. And I agree that this thread is awesome. It's the best thread we've ever gotten. I wish Katrina was here to put some more in but she should be back this weekend.


    Where'd she go?

    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    OMG! You're good at this! And here i thought almost every joke was taken! You should ride buses more often!


    *blushes* Aw. Thanks.

    Here's one that's based on a smutty comedy fanfic I wrote about a year ago for Harry Potter. Of course, I wont ever be able to top that first post, but, meh.

    *Katara and Aang are eating breakfast*
    Aang: Did you hear that?
    Katara: *muffled* Hear what?
    Aang: I thought I heard screaming.
    Katara: *continues to stuff her face*
    Aang: *looking at her appraisingly* You know, Katara, you might want to lay off the breakfast sweets.
    Katara: *muffled* Huh?
    Aang: Never mind. I'll go check it out.
    *He stands to leave, Katara eyes his plate*
    Aang: I've counted those tarts. They better all be here when I get back.
    *Aang is walking towards a wooded area, screaming grows louder*
    voice in the distance: Say my name, b****!!!
    *Aang runs towards the voice. Stops abruptly*
    Aang: Suki?
    Suki: *calmly* Oh hi, Aang.
    Aang: What's Sokka doing tied to that tree naked?
    Suki: Well, you see...
    Aang: And blindfolded? And gaged?
    Sokka: *muffled* Aang! Help!
    Suki: *lashes sokka* I didn't say you could talk!
    Sokka: *muffled* Sorry.
    Suki: *calmly, to Aang* I'm making Sokka my prison b****.
    Aang: *looking between them* Oooooh. Ok.
    *Aang walks back*
    Aang: Hey! Where are my tarts?!?


    Yeah, you're great with this too. I can't even come up with something like that. I did a while back when I put myself in there. It's even funnier if us users are in the conversations too.

    Oh, and Katrina should be back either tomorrow or Sunday and we'll be happier.
    Edited on 04/14/2006 5:57pm
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    mistresskatara

    [747]Apr 15, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    I can't even come up with something like that. I did a while back when I put myself in there. It's even funnier if us users are in the conversations too.

    Yeah, I loved reading about the Eric/Katrina/Katara love triangle.
    When Katrina gets back she should pick up where that story left off. Wasn't the last thing her giving birth to your baby Ross&Rachel style?
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    Magicalboy

    [748]Apr 15, 2006
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    !
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    supersonicfan01

    [749]Apr 16, 2006
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    mistresskatara wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Those are some funny quotes. And I agree that this thread is awesome. It's the best thread we've ever gotten. I wish Katrina was here to put some more in but she should be back this weekend.


    Where'd she go?

    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    OMG! You're good at this! And here i thought almost every joke was taken! You should ride buses more often!


    *blushes* Aw. Thanks.

    Here's one that's based on a smutty comedy fanfic I wrote about a year ago for Harry Potter. Of course, I wont ever be able to top that first post, but, meh.

    *Katara and Aang are eating breakfast*
    Aang: Did you hear that?
    Katara: *muffled* Hear what?
    Aang: I thought I heard screaming.
    Katara: *continues to stuff her face*
    Aang: *looking at her appraisingly* You know, Katara, you might want to lay off the breakfast sweets.
    Katara: *muffled* Huh?
    Aang: Never mind. I'll go check it out.
    *He stands to leave, Katara eyes his plate*
    Aang: I've counted those tarts. They better all be here when I get back.
    *Aang is walking towards a wooded area, screaming grows louder*
    voice in the distance: Say my name, b****!!!
    *Aang runs towards the voice. Stops abruptly*
    Aang: Suki?
    Suki: *calmly* Oh hi, Aang.
    Aang: What's Sokka doing tied to that tree naked?
    Suki: Well, you see...
    Aang: And blindfolded? And gaged?
    Sokka: *muffled* Aang! Help!
    Suki: *lashes sokka* I didn't say you could talk!
    Sokka: *muffled* Sorry.
    Suki: *calmly, to Aang* I'm making Sokka my prison b****.
    Aang: *looking between them* Oooooh. Ok.
    *Aang walks back*
    Aang: Hey! Where are my tarts?!?


    Girl! You're hilarious! You're like-- 20 levels above MY level of funny!
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    sly4me

    [750]Apr 16, 2006
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    mistresskatara 4 president.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [751]Apr 16, 2006
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    About the Michael Jackson thing earlier, I got it from real life when we were sharing our book reports in class. It made us all laugh when he said it and I think it meant that MJ is a mystery. Then later I was thinking that the "doing a crime and having witnesses but not remembering doing anything" also had to do with it.

    Some funny things happened here while I was gone. I'll tell everything in my blog.

    (Katara, Aang, Sokka, Zuko, and tour guide are in a boat in the waters of Fiji.)
    TG: Some time ago, the inhabitants of Fiji were cannibalistic. If you went through the wrong door in a building, you were beat and eaten later.
    Aang: Wow.
    Zuko (sadly): The same thing happened to my mother.
    Katara: I'm so sorry. She went to a cannibalistic island?
    Suko: No, the same set of rules apply for the restrooms.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [752]Apr 16, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    About the Michael Jackson thing earlier, I got it from real life when we were sharing our book reports in class. It made us all laugh when he said it and I think it meant that MJ is a mystery. Then later I was thinking that the "doing a crime and having witnesses but not remembering doing anything" also had to do with it.

    Some funny things happened here while I was gone. I'll tell everything in my blog.

    (Katara, Aang, Sokka, Zuko, and tour guide are in a boat in the waters of Fiji.)
    TG: Some time ago, the inhabitants of Fiji were cannibalistic. If you went through the wrong door in a building, you were beat and eaten later.
    Aang: Wow.
    Zuko (sadly): The same thing happened to my mother.
    Katara: I'm so sorry. She went to a cannibalistic island?
    Suko: No, the same set of rules apply for the restrooms.


    YAY! YOU'RE BACK!!!!
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    supersonicfan01

    [753]Apr 16, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    About the Michael Jackson thing earlier, I got it from real life when we were sharing our book reports in class. It made us all laugh when he said it and I think it meant that MJ is a mystery. Then later I was thinking that the "doing a crime and having witnesses but not remembering doing anything" also had to do with it.

    Some funny things happened here while I was gone. I'll tell everything in my blog.

    (Katara, Aang, Sokka, Zuko, and tour guide are in a boat in the waters of Fiji.)
    TG: Some time ago, the inhabitants of Fiji were cannibalistic. If you went through the wrong door in a building, you were beat and eaten later.
    Aang: Wow.
    Zuko (sadly): The same thing happened to my mother.
    Katara: I'm so sorry. She went to a cannibalistic island?
    Suko: No, the same set of rules apply for the restrooms.


    YAY! YOU'RE BACK!!!!


    Whoohoo! Party!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [754]Apr 16, 2006
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    Katara: Eric, wanna go out?
    Eric: SURE! (Aang walks up) Aang, Katara and I are going out.
    Aang: Cool!
    Katara: Don't tell Sokka. (Sokka comes up)
    Aang: Okay. Hey Sokka, Eric and Katara are going out!
    Sokka: What???? What the hell are you thinking???!!!!
    Katara: SOKKA, you promised you wouldn't interfere with my personal life anymore!
    Sokka: Oh yeah. Aang, come here!
    Aang: Okay. (Two start walking)
    Sokka: You break them up for me.
    Aang: What?! No I can't! They're perfect for each other. Well, Katrina was better but then she became a h*m* and they started having some of the same interests if you know what I mean.
    Sokka: What? Well, that'd explain yesterday, BUT Katara's my sister!
    Aang: I know! Maybe you're taking this the wrong way, I mean I'd probably be different if I had a younger sibling, but I don't have any siblings.
    Sokka: And whose fault is that???
    Aang: What?!
    Sokka: Nevermind.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [755]Apr 16, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katara: Eric, wanna go out?
    Eric: SURE! (Aang walks up) Aang, Katara and I are going out.
    Aang: Cool!
    Katara: Don't tell Sokka. (Sokka comes up)
    Aang: Okay. Hey Sokka, Eric and Katara are going out!
    Sokka: What???? What the hell are you thinking???!!!!
    Katara: SOKKA, you promised you wouldn't interfere with my personal life anymore!
    Sokka: Oh yeah. Aang, come here!
    Aang: Okay. (Two start walking)
    Sokka: You break them up for me.
    Aang: What?! No I can't! They're perfect for each other. Well, Katrina was better but then she became a h*m* and they started having some of the same interests if you know what I mean.
    Sokka: What? Well, that'd explain yesterday, BUT Katara's my sister!
    Aang: I know! Maybe you're taking this the wrong way, I mean I'd probably be different if I had a younger sibling, but I don't have any siblings.
    Sokka: And whose fault is that???
    Aang: What?!
    Sokka: Nevermind.


    *bows to Katrina, the master of quote-bending*
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    supersonicfan01

    [756]Apr 17, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katara: Eric, wanna go out?
    Eric: SURE! (Aang walks up) Aang, Katara and I are going out.
    Aang: Cool!
    Katara: Don't tell Sokka. (Sokka comes up)
    Aang: Okay. Hey Sokka, Eric and Katara are going out!
    Sokka: What???? What the hell are you thinking???!!!!
    Katara: SOKKA, you promised you wouldn't interfere with my personal life anymore!
    Sokka: Oh yeah. Aang, come here!
    Aang: Okay. (Two start walking)
    Sokka: You break them up for me.
    Aang: What?! No I can't! They're perfect for each other. Well, Katrina was better but then she became a h*m* and they started having some of the same interests if you know what I mean.
    Sokka: What? Well, that'd explain yesterday, BUT Katara's my sister!
    Aang: I know! Maybe you're taking this the wrong way, I mean I'd probably be different if I had a younger sibling, but I don't have any siblings.
    Sokka: And whose fault is that???
    Aang: What?!
    Sokka: Nevermind.


    *bows to Katrina, the master of quote-bending*


    When'd she get so good at confusing me with jokes?! I'm just gonna assume Sokka was blaming Aangs parents.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [757]Apr 17, 2006
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    (Aang and Sokka in a restaurant, and Zuko as the waiter.)
    Sokka: When have you become a waiter, Zuko?
    Zuko: I needed to have a job, but being a prince, pimp, and petsitter didn't work out, so I just got hired as a waiter. Luckily, them seeing I was a pimp made them have to hire me. So, would you gentlemen like wine?
    Sokka: Yes, sir. (Giggles)
    Aang: What is the best wine you have that you've gotten recently?
    Zuko: Well, it's a red wine that is pretty young but that is attractive to all.
    Aang: Wow, just lke Eric's taste in girls.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [758]Apr 17, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Aang and Sokka in a restaurant, and Zuko as the waiter.)
    Sokka: When have you become a waiter, Zuko?
    Zuko: I needed to have a job, but being a prince, pimp, and petsitter didn't work out, so I just got hired as a waiter. Luckily, them seeing I was a pimp made them have to hire me. So, would you gentlemen like wine?
    Sokka: Yes, sir. (Giggles)
    Aang: What is the best wine you have that you've gotten recently?
    Zuko: Well, it's a red wine that is pretty young but that is attractive to all.
    Aang: Wow, just lke Eric's taste in girls.


    *again bows down to the master of quote-bending*
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    Tboy_Dragon1

    [759]Apr 17, 2006
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    Aang: Katara, can i ask you something?
    Katara: Sure thing aang.
    Aang:well, I just... remembered something....
    Katara: yes.. and?
    Aang: Well, 100 years ago.. i had a.. friend. He liked this girl. But didnt know how to tell her. What should he have done?
    Katara: *Smiles - she knows what he really means* Well, id just tell the person. Whats the worst thing she could say?
    Aang: No?
    Katara: She wouldnt say no. Im sure of it.
    Aang: thanks Katara. *Kisses her*
    Katara: *Blushes* No.. no problem aang.

    oh, and who is Eric?
    Edited on 04/17/2006 5:32pm
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    [760]Apr 17, 2006
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    Tboy_Dragon1 wrote:
    oh, and who is Eric?


    I'm Eric.
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