yeah sad but lolthose are funny.

WELCOME BACK, KATRINA!!!

supersonicfan01 wrote:

mistresskatara wrote: sluggmunki_tx wrote: Those are some funny quotes. And I agree that this thread is awesome. It's the best thread we've ever gotten. I wish Katrina was here to put some more in but she should be back this weekend. Where'd she go? supersonicfan01 wrote: OMG! You're good at this! And here i thought almost every joke was taken! You should ride buses more often! *blushes* Aw. Thanks. Here's one that's based on a smutty comedy fanfic I wrote about a year ago for Harry Potter. Of course, I wont ever be able to top that first post, but, meh. *Katara and Aang are eating breakfast* Aang: Did you hear that? Katara: *muffled* Hear what? Aang: I thought I heard screaming. Katara: *continues to stuff her face* Aang: *looking at her appraisingly* You know, Katara, you might want to lay off the breakfast sweets. Katara: *muffled* Huh? Aang: Never mind. I'll go check it out. *He stands to leave, Katara eyes his plate* Aang: I've counted those tarts. They better all be here when I get back. *Aang is walking towards a wooded area, screaming grows louder* voice in the distance: Say my name, b****!!! *Aang runs towards the voice. Stops abruptly* Aang: Suki? Suki: *calmly* Oh hi, Aang. Aang: What's Sokka doing tied to that tree naked? Suki: Well, you see... Aang: And blindfolded? And gaged? Sokka: *muffled* Aang! Help! Suki: *lashes sokka* I didn't say you could talk! Sokka: *muffled* Sorry. Suki: *calmly, to Aang* I'm making Sokka my prison b****. Aang: *looking between them* Oooooh. Ok. *Aang walks back* Aang: Hey! Where are my tarts?!? Girl! You're hilarious! You're like-- 20 levels above MY level of funny!

sly4me wrote:

mistresskatara 4 president.

*blushes*Thanks guys.

Here's a couple more. They're spur of the moment and aren't very good, but... yeah.

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Aang: Hey, uh... Sokka?
Sokka: Yeah, Aang?
Aang: I need some advice.
Sokka: *smiles cockily* If it's about girls, you've come to the right water tribe stud. *licks finger and slicks eyebrow*
Aang: *laughs nervously* Well I have this friend named... um... Cokka.
Sokka: Cokka?
Aang: *clears throat* No! Bokka! His name's Bokka.
Sokka: ok.
Aang: Yeah. And this friend of mine... Bokka... has a sister named... uh... Mattara.
Sokka: Ah! I see. And you want advice on how to ask her out?
Aang: No, we're already secretly dating.
Sokka: I don't get what you're asking me then.
Aang: Ok. So a few nights ago we were having sex, and--
Sokka: *spits water everywhere* What?!? You? You were having-- *collects himself* Sorry, continue.
Aang: We were having sex and my friend Bokka's girlfriend, um...Puk..Puki walked in on us.
Sokka: And you're afraid she'll tell Bokka?
Aang: No. She kind of... um... joined in. If you know what I mea--
Sokka: *cutting him off* Yeah, I do, but I still don't g--
Aang: *cutting him off* Well, the three of us have been... you know... for the last three nights and the guilt is really starting to get to me. Should I tell yo-- uh, Bokka, even though he'll--
*Katara and Suki enter*
Sokka: *cutting him off* Hey guys.
*Katara and Suki ignore him*
Katara and Suki: *blushing* Hey Aang.*they continue to stare at Aang*
Sokka: *snapping his fingers at them* What's your deal? Hello? Katara? Suki? Hey, you know, Aang, their names sound kind of like the names of those two girls you-- *eyes widen* Aaaaaaagh! *pounces on Aang*

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*Iroh is humming and drinking a cup of tea. Walks into Zuko's bedroom*
Iroh: Morning, Zuk-- Oh!
*Iroh sees Zuko in bed with the two gay massage guys. Tea cup falls to the ground and shatters*
Zuko: Uncle! These men were just, um...
Iroh: How long have you been hiding this?
Zuko: Well...
Iroh: You weren't even going to tell me? You KNOW I've been dying for one of their massages!

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^^ h0Ly Cr@p TahT w4$ AMAZING!!!! ^^

this is seperate to my other one.

Aang: Sokka?
Sokka: uh huh? *Stuffing his face*
Aang: What would happen if a girl kissed your sister?
sokka: Kissed? As long as I know the guy, thats ok. Why..?
Aang: No reason...
Sokka: Oh please! Go ahead aang, I give you my permission.
Aang: With what?
Sokka: Aang, even appa knowns that you like my sister.
Aang: oh..
Katara: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Sokka: Oh, just that aang likes you.. a lot.
Katara: huh?
Sokka: Like likes you.
Aang *Blushes* uh.. well.. yeah..
sokka: ill leave you two alone.

(Aang, Sokka, Zuko, and Katara, Katrina, and Debbie are sitting around a table.)
Debbie: Wanna watch Titanic?
Sokka: No, it's a stupid movie!
Girls: NO it's not!
Sokka and Zuko: Romance sucks!
Aang: Does anybody die? (Everybody laughs)
Sokka: Dude, that's like asking if anybody dies in Pearl Harbor!
Aang: Ohhhhh! Okay. I get it, only I need to know if anybody dies in Pearl Harbor.

THE FRESH AVATAR
by: sly4me

In the Southern Air Temple, born and raised
playin Pai-Chi is how spent most of my days,
chillin' out bendin' and actin all cool,
and shootin some air-blasts outside the school,
when a couple of Nomads, was up to no good,
tried to kick my master out the neighborhood,
I got in one little fight, and dey all got scared,
so i decided to run away to who-the-hell knows where.

so I whislted for my Appa, and when he came near,
I hopped up on his back and said yip-yip let's go there,
if anything, I could say that this ride was weird,
because we crahed into the ocean and was there for 100 years.

I, was, rescued by some hot girl, her name her Katara,
she had a stupid brotha , and his name was Sokka,
they looked at me with amzment, but I didn't know why,
then they said I was the AVATAR and I was like; HSWTFOMG!

I hate it when this thread is forgotten. it's only like the best one ever!

Sokka: mistresskatara, he is right, you are reaching Katrinian levels. Actually, you're way past that!
Aang: Yeah! You're a way better l*sbi@n than her!
Sokka (slaps Aang): We're talking about funniness, you dork!