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    Iras91

    [821]Apr 24, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katrina: Zuko, you can't unhook my bra?!
    Zuko: What? IT's hard! Is there some kind of lock on it? I mean I've done this a million times ever since I was three!
    KAtrina: What?? You mean a three-year-old girl...?
    Zuko: No, she was sixteen. (sighs) I'm so good that I even stared at a pr*stitute's bra and it got unhooked!
    Katrina: I guess we're just meant to be friends?
    (Katrina walks into Katara's and Eric's apartment.)
    Katara: Oh, done doing him so quickly.
    Katrina: No, I guess Zuko and I are just too good friends to be going out. He couldn't even unhook my bra!
    Katara: That's weird, he unhooked my bra just by looking at it. (Eric stares at her chest.) Eric, it won't work!
    Eric: You don't know! (Stares harder)


    LMAO!!!!

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    supersonicfan01

    [822]Apr 24, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katrina: Zuko, you can't unhook my bra?!
    Zuko: What? IT's hard! Is there some kind of lock on it? I mean I've done this a million times ever since I was three!
    KAtrina: What?? You mean a three-year-old girl...?
    Zuko: No, she was sixteen. (sighs) I'm so good that I even stared at a pr*stitute's bra and it got unhooked!
    Katrina: I guess we're just meant to be friends?
    (Katrina walks into Katara's and Eric's apartment.)
    Katara: Oh, done doing him so quickly.
    Katrina: No, I guess Zuko and I are just too good friends to be going out. He couldn't even unhook my bra!
    Katara: That's weird, he unhooked my bra just by looking at it. (Eric stares at her chest.) Eric, it won't work!
    Eric: You don't know! (Stares harder)


    SERIOUSLY! I'm gonna die by the time i post enough smilies for these!

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    sluggmunki_tx

    [823]Apr 24, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Katrina: Zuko, you can't unhook my bra?!
    Zuko: What? IT's hard! Is there some kind of lock on it? I mean I've done this a million times ever since I was three!
    KAtrina: What?? You mean a three-year-old girl...?
    Zuko: No, she was sixteen. (sighs) I'm so good that I even stared at a pr*stitute's bra and it got unhooked!
    Katrina: I guess we're just meant to be friends?
    (Katrina walks into Katara's and Eric's apartment.)
    Katara: Oh, done doing him so quickly.
    Katrina: No, I guess Zuko and I are just too good friends to be going out. He couldn't even unhook my bra!
    Katara: That's weird, he unhooked my bra just by looking at it. (Eric stares at her chest.) Eric, it won't work!
    Eric: You don't know! (Stares harder)


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    karatewolfpunk

    [824]Apr 25, 2006
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    Suki: Victor, I have a date tonight so what should I wear?
    Victor: Doesn't matter what you wear. Dye you hair red, gus dig red hair.
    Jake: No, just make sure you have a cute @$$. Why did you think that man? I mean, guys did like Katrina before she dyed her hair red.
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    supersonicfan01

    [825]Apr 25, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Suki: Victor, I have a date tonight so what should I wear?
    Victor: Doesn't matter what you wear. Dye you hair red, gus dig red hair.
    Jake: No, just make sure you have a cute @$$. Why did you think that man? I mean, guys did like Katrina before she dyed her hair red.


    True, very true!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [826]Apr 25, 2006
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    (Aang and Katrina at hospital.)
    Aang (to lady): My friend hurt herself.
    Lady (hands Aang paper): Fill out this form. (Aang and Katrina sit down.)
    Katrina: Aang, you fill it out for me, I'm too weak to.
    Aang (writing): Let's see...Name - Katrina Haffner. Sex - Too many times to count since pr*stitute...
    Katrina: AANG! They're talking about my gender, and I'm not a prositute!
    Aang: Okay (erases). Job... What's your job?
    Katrina: Don't have one.
    Aang: Job - mime.
    Katrina: What???
    Aang: Thorn, can you give me an emergency contact?
    Katrina: Just put down Jake.
    Aang: Jake. Relationship with person - Wow, this is going to take a while!
    Katrina: GIMME THAT!
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    trendy131

    [827]Apr 25, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Aang and Katrina at hospital.) Aang (to lady): My friend hurt herself. Lady (hands Aang paper): Fill out this form. (Aang and Katrina sit down.) Katrina: Aang, you fill it out for me, I'm too weak to. Aang (writing): Let's see...Name - Katrina Haffner. Sex - Too many times to count since pr*stitute... Katrina: AANG! They're talking about my gender, and I'm not a prositute! Aang: Okay (erases). Job... What's your job? Katrina: Don't have one. Aang: Job - mime. Katrina: What??? Aang: Thorn, can you give me an emergency contact? Katrina: Just put down Jake. Aang: Jake. Relationship with person - Wow, this is going to take a while! Katrina: GIMME THAT!

    I'm just wondering how you hurt yourself.

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    sluggmunki_tx

    [828]Apr 25, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Aang and Katrina at hospital.)
    Aang (to lady): My friend hurt herself.
    Lady (hands Aang paper): Fill out this form. (Aang and Katrina sit down.)
    Katrina: Aang, you fill it out for me, I'm too weak to.
    Aang (writing): Let's see...Name - Katrina Haffner. Sex - Too many times to count since pr*stitute...
    Katrina: AANG! They're talking about my gender, and I'm not a prositute!
    Aang: Okay (erases). Job... What's your job?
    Katrina: Don't have one.
    Aang: Job - mime.
    Katrina: What???
    Aang: Thorn, can you give me an emergency contact?
    Katrina: Just put down Jake.
    Aang: Jake. Relationship with person - Wow, this is going to take a while!
    Katrina: GIMME THAT!


    Aang has never been at a hospital huh?
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    supersonicfan01

    [829]Apr 26, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Aang and Katrina at hospital.)
    Aang (to lady): My friend hurt herself.
    Lady (hands Aang paper): Fill out this form. (Aang and Katrina sit down.)
    Katrina: Aang, you fill it out for me, I'm too weak to.
    Aang (writing): Let's see...Name - Katrina Haffner. Sex - Too many times to count since pr*stitute...
    Katrina: AANG! They're talking about my gender, and I'm not a prositute!
    Aang: Okay (erases). Job... What's your job?
    Katrina: Don't have one.
    Aang: Job - mime.
    Katrina: What???
    Aang: Thorn, can you give me an emergency contact?
    Katrina: Just put down Jake.
    Aang: Jake. Relationship with person - Wow, this is going to take a while!
    Katrina: GIMME THAT!


    OMG! Aang is so naive!
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    Breakflame

    [830]Apr 26, 2006
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    Katara: alright, lets try a word association test. what comes to mind when I say Intercourse?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara How about Hard?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Dolphin?

    Aang: Sex Katara: (disgusted and agitated) What? that doesn't make sense. lets try this one. Soccer

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Keyboard?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Sokka?

    Aang: Sex.......OH DAMN IT!!!

    Edited on 04/26/2006 2:39pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    supersonicfan01

    [831]Apr 26, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:

    Katara: alright, lets try a word association test. what comes to mind when I say Intercourse?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara How about Hard?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Dolphin?

    Aang: Sex Katara: (disgusted and agitated) What? that doesn't make sense. lets try this one. Soccer

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Keyboard?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Sokka?

    Aang: Sex.......OH DAMN IT!!!



    OMG! LMAO! Didn't see THAT coming!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [832]Apr 26, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:

    Katara: alright, lets try a word association test. what comes to mind when I say Intercourse?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara How about Hard?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Dolphin?

    Aang: Sex Katara: (disgusted and agitated) What? that doesn't make sense. lets try this one. Soccer

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Keyboard?

    Aang: Sex

    Katara: Sokka?

    Aang: Sex.......OH DAMN IT!!!



    Haha! Poor Aang!
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    supersonicfan01

    [833]Apr 26, 2006
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    Wow, this thread is getting superfunny again!
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    supersonicfan01

    [834]Apr 26, 2006
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    Bump.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [835]Apr 26, 2006
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    (At restaurant)
    Eric: Katara, you are HOT!
    Katara (blushing): No I'm not!
    Eric: Yeah you are! Why do you always act like we're offending you?
    Katara: I don't know. I just don't feel that I am.
    Eric: I need to go to the bathroom. (Get up)
    Katara: Watch out for cannibals! (Waiter passes by) Waiter, you think I'm hot?
    Waiter: As much as I'm a serial killer.
    Katara: What?!
    Waiter: Nevermind.
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    supersonicfan01

    [836]Apr 26, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (At restaurant)
    Eric: Katara, you are HOT!
    Katara (blushing): No I'm not!
    Eric: Yeah you are! Why do you always act like we're offending you?
    Katara: I don't know. I just don't feel that I am.
    Eric: I need to go to the bathroom. (Get up)
    Katara: Watch out for cannibals! (Waiter passes by) Waiter, you think I'm hot?
    Waiter: As much as I'm a serial killer.
    Katara: What?!
    Waiter: Nevermind.


    Oh, what the heck, i'll laugh anyway.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [837]Apr 26, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (At restaurant)
    Eric: Katara, you are HOT!
    Katara (blushing): No I'm not!
    Eric: Yeah you are! Why do you always act like we're offending you?
    Katara: I don't know. I just don't feel that I am.
    Eric: I need to go to the bathroom. (Get up)
    Katara: Watch out for cannibals! (Waiter passes by) Waiter, you think I'm hot?
    Waiter: As much as I'm a serial killer.
    Katara: What?!
    Waiter: Nevermind.


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    Breakflame

    [838]Apr 26, 2006
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    Doctor: Katara, You have Aids.

    Katara: What?! How?!

    Doctor: Who have you slept with?

    Katara: Well, theres Aang, Zuko, Appa,

    Doctor: Wait, you slept with a bison?

    Katara: Yeah. What? He has a huge

    Doctor: Just continue the list

    Katara: Oh yeah. Well, after that, there was Jet, Those 3 obsessed fans on those stupid forums, Iroh, Azula

    Doctor: Isn't she a girl?

    Katara: I was curious.

    Doctor: Please continue the list

    Katara: Ok. Hmm, theres King Bumi. Ya know, He's like 113 years old and he doesn't need viagra. Its amazing

    Doctor: Just continue

    Katara: Lets see, theres Bato, Some fire soldiers, Gyatso

    Doctor: Wasn't he a skeleton?

    Katara: Shut up! let me finish. Theres Koh

    Doctor: WHAT?! ya know never mind, I don't wanna know

    Katara: theres Zhao, Tho, Due, and Sokka

    Doctor: Incest too huh? well, I'll go test them all. but I gotta say, you are one disturbed person

    3 hours later

    Doctor: Well, they all tested negative for Aids. you sure that you've slept with no one else?

    Katara: Well, don't you remember? I banged you just get this room.

    Doctor: Um, yeah, well, thats all the time we have. Lets just say you were born with it ok?

    Edited on 04/26/2006 8:34pm
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    karatewolfpunk

    [839]Apr 27, 2006
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    StaraeGhost9259

    [840]Apr 27, 2006
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    hilarious! LOL!
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