Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Sokka: I'm bored. Zuko: Me too. Katara: Yeah. Haru: Whatever. Aang: I have a joke. Katara: Yeah? Aang: What did the boy mushroom Sokka say to the girl mushroom Yue? Come home with me because I'm a fun guy! Hahahahaha... Sokka: That is not funny! (LEaves) KAtara: You're so rude! (LEaves) Zuko: How dare you Aang! (Leaves) Haru: Just because Sokka lost the love of his life doesn't mean you have to rub it in his face! (Leaves) |
| Breakflame wrote: |
Doctor: Katara, You have Aids. Katara: What?! How?! Doctor: Who have you slept with? Katara: Well, theres Aang, Zuko, Appa, Doctor: Wait, you slept with a bison? Katara: Yeah. What? He has a huge Doctor: Just continue the list Katara: Oh yeah. Well, after that, there was Jet, Those 3 obsessed fans on those stupid forums, Iroh, Azula Doctor: Isn't she a girl? Katara: I was curious. Doctor: Please continue the list Katara: Ok. Hmm, theres King Bumi. Ya know, He's like 113 years old and he doesn't need viagra. Its amazing Doctor: Just continue Katara: Lets see, theres Bato, Some fire soldiers, Gyatso Doctor: Wasn't he a skeleton? Katara: Shut up! let me finish. Theres Koh Doctor: WHAT?! ya know never mind, I don't wanna know Katara: theres Zhao, Tho, Due, and Sokka Doctor: Incest too huh? well, I'll go test them all. but I gotta say, you are one disturbed person 3 hours later Doctor: Well, they all tested negative for Aids. you sure that you've slept with no one else? Katara: Well, don't you remember? I banged you just get this room. Doctor: Um, yeah, well, thats all the time we have. Lets just say you were born with it ok? |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| Sokka: Guys! YOu gotta help me! You know how i'm a loser for some things? Katara: No Sokka, you're a loser for EVERYTHING. Sokka: Shut-up Katara! Anyway, i entered the women weightlifting competition dressed as a woman- you know, since women are so weak, this was a way i could win. But now they're doing a sex inspection! Aang: That's bad Sokka. Zuko: I feel sorry for you. You girl! *All laugh* Sokka: Wait! Zuko! YOu must have had some surgery experience in your training- make a woman out of me! Zuko: I think we should just stay friends. Me: Well, THAT sucked. |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Katara: I'm bored. Sokka: Me too. Haru: Katrina is so hot. Aang: You guys hate my jokes. Sokka: I have a joke. Haru: Go on. Sokka: Why did the pr*stitute cross the road? To get to the other side. HAHAHAHAHA... (Nobody laughs and Aang smiles at that.) Katara (laughs): OMG! THAT IS SO FUNNY THAT I COULDN'T EVEN LAUGH THE FIRST FEW SECONDS!!! (Everybody except Aang, who is pouting, is laughing too.) Aang: THAT IS A STUPID JOKE!!! How about this - Why didn't the pr*stitute cross the road? Because she got hit by a car!!!! HAHAHAHA...(Nobody laughs) Zuko: Stupid Aang! (LEaves) KAtara: Let's leave! (Leaves) Haru: How dare you!!! (LEaves) Sokka: I've given you several chances...but when you make fun of my sister, YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! (Leaves) THE END OF AANG'S JOKE-TELLING |
I can't believe I haven't been on this thread in more than a week. I suck.
Here's some stuff I've written in the last week:
*WARNING! SOME EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW*
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Katara: You guys, I need some advice.
Aang: What is it, Katara?
Sokka: You can ask us anything.
Katara: Well, you know Iroh and I just moved in together, but things haven???t really been going the way I hoped they would. I???m having a teabag problem.
Aang: Oh! I see. Don???t worry about it. Just breathe through your nose.
Katara: Huh?
Aang: You know??? when you???re sucking his b@lls.
Sokka: Ugh!!!
Katara: Guh.
Aang: What?
Katara: I meant I was having a problem with him leaving his teabags all over the house!
Aang: Oh.
Sokka: How the hell do you even know how to teabag a guy?!?
Aang: I used to be a girl, remember? And, let me tell you, Avatar Kyoshi was a freak in the sack. *grins at Sokka and throws up his hand* UP HIGH!!!
Sokka: No, man. I don???t think so.
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Sokka: *rolling around and making out with someone* Oh, Yue, that feels so good.
*lights come on*
Suki: *stands up, is dressed as a water tribe princess with white hair* I dunno, Sokka. Something about this feels wrong.
Sokka: *sighs* You???re right, I???m sorry. When you said you???d indulge in one of my fantasies I should have been more sensitive. Go ahead. You should change out of that stuff.
*Suki leaves, changes, comes and lays back down*
Suki: *kisses Sokka* Thank you for being so understanding. Are there any other fantasies you have that we could try?
Sokka: Well??? there is this one.
Suki: *purrs* Well, then??? *turns out the lights again*
*rolling around commences*
Sokka: Oh, yeah. That???s nice. Oh??? AANG!!!
Suki: I???m out of here.
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(Aang is sitting across from Katara and Sokka at the dinner table)
Sokka: Thanks for cooking tonight, Aang.
*Aang suddenly feels someone???s foot between his legs rubbing his??? you know*
Aang: *grins at Katara* How???s that meat working out for you, Katara?
Katara: *confused* Um??? it???s ok. A little dry, I guess.
Aang: But??? *looks at Sokka in horror*
Sokka: *grins at Aang seductively* I think your meat???s great, Aang. I wish I could taste it.
Katara: What are you talking about, Sokka? You just said like five minutes ago how good it tastes.
Aang: I??? uh??? have to go now. *runs out of the room*
Katara: What???s his problem?
Sokka: *grinning slyly* I think he was just surprised by how much his like his meat.
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Katara: I???m sorry, Sokka, I just don???t understand what you see in Zuko. I mean, he???s evil!
Sokka: Yeah, but, once you look past that, me and him we???re??? we???re just so alike. We???re both so stubborn, we both didn???t get enough love from our fathers in our childhood, we both enjoy swordplay, and we both really like???
Katara: ???guys?
Sokka: Yep. Basically.
*Aang enters*
Katara: Aang? Do you understand what Sokka sees in Zuko?
Aang: He???s got a big [car honk]?
Sokka: *eyes widen* How did you know that?!?
Katara: *vomits*
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(Zuko and Iroh are leaving Song???s house with their stolen bird-horse thing.)
Iroh: Zuko, I still think it was wrong to take this thing.
Zuko: Oh, you???re just pouty because now we can???t come back sometime to mooch food off of them.
Iroh: NO! Well, yes, that too, but no. Didn???t you see the way her mother was staring at me? She was undressing me with her stare.
Zuko: *rolling his eyes* Sure, just like Jun used to before I made us set sail again.
Iroh: Exactly! *scowls* You???re such a c**k-block.
Zuko: *laughing* Sure. Right.
Iroh: *mumbles* Smart a**.
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| karatewolfpunk wrote: | ||
I'm having vermillion moments today, it took me a few minutes to figure it out. |
| mistresskatara wrote: |
I can't believe I haven't been on this thread in more than a week. I suck. Here's some stuff I've written in the last week: *WARNING! SOME EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? Katara: You guys, I need some advice. Aang: What is it, Katara? Sokka: You can ask us anything. Katara: Well, you know Iroh and I just moved in together, but things haven???t really been going the way I hoped they would. I???m having a teabag problem. Aang: Oh! I see. Don???t worry about it. Just breathe through your nose. Katara: Huh? Aang: You know??? when you???re sucking his b@lls. Sokka: Ugh!!! Katara: Guh. Aang: What? Katara: I meant I was having a problem with him leaving his teabags all over the house! Aang: Oh. Sokka: How the hell do you even know how to teabag a guy?!? Aang: I used to be a girl, remember? And, let me tell you, Avatar Kyoshi was a freak in the sack. *grins at Sokka and throws up his hand* UP HIGH!!! Sokka: No, man. I don???t think so. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? Sokka: *rolling around and making out with someone* Oh, Yue, that feels so good. *lights come on* Suki: *stands up, is dressed as a water tribe princess with white hair* I dunno, Sokka. Something about this feels wrong. Sokka: *sighs* You???re right, I???m sorry. When you said you???d indulge in one of my fantasies I should have been more sensitive. Go ahead. You should change out of that stuff. *Suki leaves, changes, comes and lays back down* Suki: *kisses Sokka* Thank you for being so understanding. Are there any other fantasies you have that we could try? Sokka: Well??? there is this one. Suki: *purrs* Well, then??? *turns out the lights again* *rolling around commences* Sokka: Oh, yeah. That???s nice. Oh??? AANG!!! Suki: I???m out of here. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? (Aang is sitting across from Katara and Sokka at the dinner table) Sokka: Thanks for cooking tonight, Aang. *Aang suddenly feels someone???s foot between his legs rubbing his??? you know* Aang: *grins at Katara* How???s that meat working out for you, Katara? Katara: *confused* Um??? it???s ok. A little dry, I guess. Aang: But??? *looks at Sokka in horror* Sokka: *grins at Aang seductively* I think your meat???s great, Aang. I wish I could taste it. Katara: What are you talking about, Sokka? You just said like five minutes ago how good it tastes. Aang: I??? uh??? have to go now. *runs out of the room* Katara: What???s his problem? Sokka: *grinning slyly* I think he was just surprised by how much his like his meat. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? Katara: I???m sorry, Sokka, I just don???t understand what you see in Zuko. I mean, he???s evil! Sokka: Yeah, but, once you look past that, me and him we???re??? we???re just so alike. We???re both so stubborn, we both didn???t get enough love from our fathers in our childhood, we both enjoy swordplay, and we both really like??? Katara: ???guys? Sokka: Yep. Basically. *Aang enters* Katara: Aang? Do you understand what Sokka sees in Zuko? Aang: He???s got a big [car honk]? Sokka: *eyes widen* How did you know that?!? Katara: *vomits* ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? (Zuko and Iroh are leaving Song???s house with their stolen bird-horse thing.) Iroh: Zuko, I still think it was wrong to take this thing. Zuko: Oh, you???re just pouty because now we can???t come back sometime to mooch food off of them. Iroh: NO! Well, yes, that too, but no. Didn???t you see the way her mother was staring at me? She was undressing me with her stare. Zuko: *rolling his eyes* Sure, just like Jun used to before I made us set sail again. Iroh: Exactly! *scowls* You???re such a c**k-block. Zuko: *laughing* Sure. Right. Iroh: *mumbles* Smart a**. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: | ||||
I haven't been meaning to ask, but now i am, what are Vermillion moments? |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: | ||||||
One of my teachers (la) dyes her hair red, adn when she has a blonde moment, the guys call it a vermillion moment. |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Is my imagination or is this becoming a ghost town again? |
| mistresskatara wrote: |
I can't believe I haven't been on this thread in more than a week. I suck. Here's some stuff I've written in the last week: *WARNING! SOME EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? Katara: You guys, I need some advice. Aang: What is it, Katara? Sokka: You can ask us anything. Katara: Well, you know Iroh and I just moved in together, but things haven???t really been going the way I hoped they would. I???m having a teabag problem. Aang: Oh! I see. Don???t worry about it. Just breathe through your nose. Katara: Huh? Aang: You know??? when you???re sucking his b@lls. Sokka: Ugh!!! Katara: Guh. Aang: What? Katara: I meant I was having a problem with him leaving his teabags all over the house! Aang: Oh. Sokka: How the hell do you even know how to teabag a guy?!? Aang: I used to be a girl, remember? And, let me tell you, Avatar Kyoshi was a freak in the sack. *grins at Sokka and throws up his hand* UP HIGH!!! Sokka: No, man. I don???t think so. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? Sokka: *rolling around and making out with someone* Oh, Yue, that feels so good. *lights come on* Suki: *stands up, is dressed as a water tribe princess with white hair* I dunno, Sokka. Something about this feels wrong. Sokka: *sighs* You???re right, I???m sorry. When you said you???d indulge in one of my fantasies I should have been more sensitive. Go ahead. You should change out of that stuff. *Suki leaves, changes, comes and lays back down* Suki: *kisses Sokka* Thank you for being so understanding. Are there any other fantasies you have that we could try? Sokka: Well??? there is this one. Suki: *purrs* Well, then??? *turns out the lights again* *rolling around commences* Sokka: Oh, yeah. That???s nice. Oh??? AANG!!! Suki: I???m out of here. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? (Aang is sitting across from Katara and Sokka at the dinner table) Sokka: Thanks for cooking tonight, Aang. *Aang suddenly feels someone???s foot between his legs rubbing his??? you know* Aang: *grins at Katara* How???s that meat working out for you, Katara? Katara: *confused* Um??? it???s ok. A little dry, I guess. Aang: But??? *looks at Sokka in horror* Sokka: *grins at Aang seductively* I think your meat???s great, Aang. I wish I could taste it. Katara: What are you talking about, Sokka? You just said like five minutes ago how good it tastes. Aang: I??? uh??? have to go now. *runs out of the room* Katara: What???s his problem? Sokka: *grinning slyly* I think he was just surprised by how much his like his meat. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? Katara: I???m sorry, Sokka, I just don???t understand what you see in Zuko. I mean, he???s evil! Sokka: Yeah, but, once you look past that, me and him we???re??? we???re just so alike. We???re both so stubborn, we both didn???t get enough love from our fathers in our childhood, we both enjoy swordplay, and we both really like??? Katara: ???guys? Sokka: Yep. Basically. *Aang enters* Katara: Aang? Do you understand what Sokka sees in Zuko? Aang: He???s got a big [car honk]? Sokka: *eyes widen* How did you know that?!? Katara: *vomits* ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?? (Zuko and Iroh are leaving Song???s house with their stolen bird-horse thing.) Iroh: Zuko, I still think it was wrong to take this thing. Zuko: Oh, you???re just pouty because now we can???t come back sometime to mooch food off of them. Iroh: NO! Well, yes, that too, but no. Didn???t you see the way her mother was staring at me? She was undressing me with her stare. Zuko: *rolling his eyes* Sure, just like Jun used to before I made us set sail again. Iroh: Exactly! *scowls* You???re such a c**k-block. Zuko: *laughing* Sure. Right. Iroh: *mumbles* Smart a**. ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
Wow, mistresskatara.?? Who knew you could work so blue?
Side note:?? 1000 posts!!!??
