Alright, here's a few I wrote while I was sitting on the city bus a couple of days ago. Hope I'm not doing anything someone else has already done...or anything that's really lame...

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Aang: Hey, Katara. You know how Master Pakku said that spirit oasis water he gave you has "unique qualities"?
Katara: Yeah...
Aang: Do you...uh, well...you think it can regrow hair?
Katara: Sorry Aang. Truth is I already used all of it.
Aang: What?!? What'd you use it on?!?
Katara: Um...*casually crosses her arms to conceal her chest*
Aang: Katara, have your... are your boobs bigger?!?
Katara: So! He gave the water to ME! Why can't I use it on myself?
Aang: You used it ALL on your boobs?!?
Katara: Well... no. Not exactly...
Aang: What else did you use it on?
Katara: *eyes flicker towards Aang's pants*

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Scene: Katara and Azula emerge from behind a clump of trees holding hands, giggling, and partially undressed
Azula: Wow, babe. That was great. *purrs* The way you modified the water whip and made it into a water pe--
Katara: Shush! *rustling in bushes ahead* I thought I just heard something in those bushes.
*Azula and Katara strike-a-battle-pose*
Azula: We know you're back there, whoever you are! Come out from behind there or I'll light your bush on fire!
*Aang and Sokka slowly stand up behind the bush and emerge naked*
Katara: Guh!
Azula: What were you two doing?
Aang and Sokka: *glance at each other then back* Um...nothing.
Sokka: (accusingly) Hey! What were you guys doing?
Azula and Katara: *blushing* Nothing.
Aang: Let's never mention this again.
Others: Yeah...

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Iroh: I wish we could go back to that island where we stayed with those two gay guys. I'll never have a massage like that again...*sighs* Their hands were magic...
Zuko: You're telling me. I was the one who had to share a bed with them.
Iroh: *cocks a brow* But they had another spare bedroom.
Zuko: WHAT?!?

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Aang: What do you mean I'm not a real man yet, Sokka?
Sokka: Well, Aang, it's a simple fact. Real men have hair.
Katara: Aang has hair.
Sokka: What do you mean? I've seen him in his underwear and he doesn't. So unless you've seen him without his...
*Aang and Katara look away*
Sokka: Oh god. *leans over Appa's saddle and vomits*

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*Aang goes running into Sokka's room*
Aang: Sokka wake up! I was just in the girl's room. Katara and Suki are missing!
Sokka: *sitting up and rubbing his eyes* It's ok Aang. Calm down. They can't have been taken very far.
*Aang and Sokka are in the woods. They come upon a tree*
Sokka: There's a water lash here on the bark. And here, lower down, it's been hit with a fan.
Aang: Maybe they tried to escape?
Sokka: Something rough was definitely going on. There's Katara's shirt!
Aang: It's all ripped up. There's Suki's skirt over there!
*They run to a nearby patch of trees*
Sokka: The trail ends here.
*rustling behind a clump of bushes*
Sokka: Behind there!
Aang: Oh...my...guh!
Suki: *blushing* Hey guys.
Katara: This isn't what it looks like!
Sokka: *vomits*
Aang: *pokes out eyes*

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Keep the thread alive! Katrina: this thread is awesome!