Aang: Sokka, who do you think got KAtara pregnant?
Sokka: idk. Zuko?
Zuko: Well, about 4 weeks ago, Katara came over and there was a guy.
Sokka: A guy?
Zuko: Yes, a guy. Well, anyways, I didn't see him, but he left his boxers.
Aang: Well, can we see 'em?
Zuko: Yes, I have it right here. (Pulls out boxers)
Sokka: I'm not even going to ask why you're carryng those around.
Zuko (tosses them on couch): You know who it belongs to?
Sokka: Nope.
Aang: No.
Eric (comes in): Hey guys, just wanted to pick up some grapefruit. (Looks at couch) Hey, my boxers! (Picks them up) I've been looking for these for about a month! (Leaves with Zuko and Sokka wide-eyed.)
Aang: I say we ask Eric who borrowed them then we will find out who got KAtara pregnant!

Aang: Katara, I just came back from the doctors, and they say I have seasonal affective disorder.
Katara: What's that?
Aang: idk. Katrina has it, and i think she said it's when your mood affects the weather.
Katara: Wow! Maybe this year they will name a hurricane after you!

Aang: What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?
Azula: Yes, I was. And up until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it!
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Aang: Wow. Katara. Me and her really had something.
Zuko: Yeah. Ointment took care of that for ya?
Aang: Yeah.
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Katara: Oh, look, you bake a brownie and the bastards come running!
Aang: Ladies, Sokka has something to say! Sokka?
Sokka: Can I have a brownie?
Aang: Sokka!
Sokka: (sadly) Aww... Okay, Yue. I will go ahead and tell you that in our relationship, I am in charge.
Yue: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Sokka: Okay.
Aang: Sokka!
Sokka: Yue, if I do what you want, will you be my girlfriend?
Yue: Can't say no to that!
Sokka: (happily shocked): I cannot believe it! I have a girlfriend! (they walk out the door) So when do we do it?
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Katara: These are called "after dinner conversation cards." Let's try one: If you were a bird, where would you fly? (quickly) Toph!
Toph: Ummm...south? I don't know, I'm nervous!
Aang: If I were a bird, I'd fly to Laser Floyd.
Sokka: If I were a bird, I'd fly to Tahiti, because the girls there don't wear tops! Oh, but then I'd want to change back, because no girl wants to make it with a bird. Hey, could I be a monkey?

(Sokka listening behind the door.)
Katara: Oh Zuko! You are making this so hot. OH! It's flaming between my legs!
Zuko: Wow! You are so good you're making me wet!
Sokka (bursts in): I heard ya - I - (Sees puddles and burnt things everywhere) What were you guys doing?
Katara: We were practicing our bending.

These are immature jokes that I'm extremely surprised I haven't seen lately.

Aang: Hey, Zuko. Ya know what I just realized? Your a Flamer.
Toph: At least he doesn't blow everything.
Katara: You have no room to talk. I mean, you're always messing with rock hard stuff.
Sokka: Well, she doesn't get everything wet like you do.
Zuko: Yeah, well, you...you...Damn it.
Sokka: Haha, I win.

A Fire Nation boy taps the shoulder of the taxi driver, and the driver yelps and the taxi goes out of control. It gets off the road, crashes into a cabbage stand, and skids in a wet alley and finally stops when it gets onto some dirt.
"Kid, sorry about that, it freaked me out so badly. I used to be a funeral home driver."

Sokka: Let's make fun of Eric!
KAtara: Yeah!
Eric (comes in): Hey guys, you telling jokes?
Sokka: Yes, but we'll have to delete some of your memory for you to understand it.
Eric: Okay. (Sokka takes out memory deleting device and deletes some of Eric's memory.)
Katara: Okay, Eric is strange! I mean, who listens to radio nowadays?
Sokka: That was so funny! (Katara and Sokka laugh.)
Eric: Yeah, that was. Who's Eric?
Katara: You.
Eric: Oh, what's a radio.
Sokka: NEvermind, we'll put your memory back.
Katara: Who gave you that device?
Sokka: My girlfriend Suki.
Eric: Who's Suki? Oh, right! The girl I'm cheating Katara on!