Avatar: The Last Airbender: Your own quotes

kawaiiairbender

[61]Dec 16, 2005

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

I know some topics have been posted like this, but this one you can put anything you like and no criticizing is allowed, only complements. Here are some of mine:

Aang (to face stealer): One last question, who are my parents?
Ko: Your father is Lord Solzon and your mother -
Aang: Was she an Airbender?
Ko: No, she was the Fire Lord's wife, a firebender.
Aang: Then how come I'm an Airbender?
Ko: I don't know. Whoever came up with the Punnett square was stupid. *(Guys, I don't really mean that)*

Katara:*SoaB* (kicks Zuko's a**)
Aang: Katara that was so cool! I'm just dying to see what you'd do in bed!

Katara: Aang! What happened to your face?! (He has no face)
Aang: It got stolen.

Sokka: I should eat less.

Zuko: Look at her body!

Zuko: I need your help.
Stewie Griffin: Why are you asking me?
Zuko: You're teh master.
Stewie: Agreed! In exchange, kill this woman for me. (Hands picture of Lois to him)
Zuko (sees picture): Whoa, she hot!

Note- I don't actually want these things to happen on the show. You guys can write things that you want to happen. Example- Katara: Zuko, I love you.

haha i like stewie and zuko. I can imagine stewie saying something like that. Oh and i like the second 1 between k and a

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kawaiiairbender

[62]Dec 16, 2005

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supersonicfan01 wrote:

*Zuko has ang tied upside down to a tree and he's about to kill him*

Zuko: Any last words avatar?

Aang: Yeah, your fly's open.

Zuko: Wha?!

Aang: Get him momo!

*Momo jumps inside Zuko's pants and starts biting everywhere*

Zuko: Hey that tickles! Hey, i only have two of those! Let go of it! It hasn't seen the world yet! Get out you fleabag! Don't go in there!

Aang: Oh please, like there's really anything in there for him to bite.

Katara: Oh, there's something in there all right. And it's BIG.

Zuko: Help me katara! I know there are things inside these pants that you express affection for!

(Ok, that was just dumb, and i don't know why Zuko would want to kill the avatar instead of capturing him. Hey, where's Zoka? Huh, what's this? *Picks up note*
Zoka: Let's see, what to say, what to say..... oh, i'm gonna go 'babysit' Zuko's sister, i'm gonna be gone for a little while. And if you go by her house, be VERY quiet, because she's gonna be VERY tired. Ok, tell Aang to save me some lunch!)

rofl, i knew katara was a whore.

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kawaiiairbender

[63]Dec 16, 2005

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supersonicfan01 wrote:

(From family guy)

*Aang is writing a letter*

Aang: Dear McGyver, enclosed in this envelope is a piece of string, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save Momo.

(McGyver is the star character of a show about this guy that could invent extremely sofisticated devices from common often household items)

funniness yes he was very talented

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karatewolfpunk
[64]Dec 16, 2005
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Hey everybody!

Aang: That place was so fun. They even had a game in the bathroom! It was called Durex.
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firesoldier1234
[65]Dec 17, 2005
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hello ppl

*aang and group are walking,aang starts twitching and stops moving.)

aang:guys...
Sokka and katara:what?
aang:theres a manatee in my pants
sokka and kataraquietly)OMG
aang:RUN!!!!!!!
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firesoldier1234
[66]Dec 17, 2005
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bump I WONT LET THIS THREAD DIE!
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PrincessZula

[67]Dec 17, 2005

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kawaiiairbender wrote:

karatewolfpunk wrote:

haha i like stewie and zuko. I can imagine stewie saying something like that. Oh and i like the second 1 between k and a

those two were made for each other, and they'll conqured and destroy the X's VICTORY IS MINE, I was in Claires and there selling a "Stweie mind control elixer" sweet looking stuff even though its like a label on a Red Bull can

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supersonicfan01
[68]Dec 17, 2005
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Aang: Drop down, dirtbag!

Sokka: Now, i'm gonna drink my eggs just like rocky.

Katara: Sokka, i have to tell you something--

Sokka: Not now Katara, can't you see i'm gonna eat these eggs.

Katar: I know but i have to--

Sokka: Please Katar! I'm sure whatever it is you want to tell me it can wait until after i drink my eggs!

Katara: Fine!

*Sokka drinks eggs*

Sokka: OK. What did you want to tell me?

Katara: You're allergic to eggs!

Sokka: Oh that's right............. i gotta get to a hospital!

*Everyone (Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Iroh) is standing in a room with a body in the middle and a knicfe on its back. It's the fire lord.*

Aang: Looks like someone beta me to the punch.

Zuko: Cause of death?

Sokka: I'm pretty sure it's the knife on his back.

Aang: I can't believe i forgot Katara's birthday.........

Sokka: I remembered.

Aang: What? You did? Why didn't you tell me?

Sokka: How would that have been funyn?
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ToonGal
[69]Dec 17, 2005
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(Aang and the gang run into Zuko)

Aang: Great...
Zuko: Finally...
Iroh: *comes out of the ship streaking* FREEDOM!!!!!!
Everyone Except Iroh: *they cover their eyes*
Aang: Zuko, why is you uncle naked?
Zuko: * D'oh! He must have confused the Irish coffee with the tea again...* How should I know?!
Sokka: He's your uncle!
Zuko: Am I my uncle's keeper?! ...Where'd he go, anyway?
Iroh (up in a tree): I'M TARZAN!!!!!! *bangs on his chest and yells the unmistakable Tarzan yell* COME TO ME, MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!!!! *jumps off tree* Oww...
Katara: Is he on something?
Zuko: ...I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM AND I DIDN'T PUT THE IRISH COFFEE CLOSE TO THE TEA!!!
Katara: ...Okaaaaay. *backs away slowly*
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supersonicfan01
[70]Dec 17, 2005
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Aang: This city is great! A couple of girls back there just offered to have intercourse with me!

Sokka: Yeah, for money.

Aang: No, i could not charge them money. Could i?!
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supersonicfan01
[71]Dec 17, 2005
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Zuko: Hey Katara, you have any money i could borrow?

Katara: No, but i have something sharp and rusty i'd like to give you.
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supersonicfan01
[72]Dec 18, 2005
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Katara: Aagn, i found these scrolls under appas sattle.

Aang: So? What if i have those?

Katara: Oh! ***** you!

Aang: Maybe if you did that more often i wouldn't NEED those scrolls!
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mellomuse

[73]Dec 18, 2005

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supersonicfan01 wrote:

Aang: This city is great! A couple of girls back there just offered to have intercourse with me!

Sokka: Yeah, for money.

Aang: No, i could not charge them money. Could i?!

Good one!

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supersonicfan01
[74]Dec 18, 2005
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*Some years into the future*

Sokka: Hey Aang, what's with the hair?

Zuko: He hit his head pretty bad, but his memories should come back in a couple of hours.

Katara: Are you ok Sokka?

Sokka: *Quiet* Hey Aang, what with the hair?
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karatewolfpunk
[75]Dec 18, 2005
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Hey all!

Some random hot guy: What do you to for a living?
Katara: I'm a prostitute.

Aang (in a stand): Have sex with me for five bucks! Do me twice and get the third free!

Credit card guy: Zuko, you are a little behind on payment.
Zuko: Wait a sec, I'll pay it off with my credit card.

When I was in the middle of writing these, my dad came in, and I had to minumize till he got out
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karatewolfpunk
[76]Dec 19, 2005
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Zuko and Katara are going out. When Zuko leaves to go somewhere an hour, Aang and Katara can't control themselves and - ya know. Zuko comes in.

Zuko: How could you?!
Katara: I didn't mean - I'm sorry- It isn't my fault -
Zuko (to Aang): I said you could only do her if we broke up!
We've been sleeping together for four months, doesn't that mean anything to you?!

I got that from a Cosmopolitan mag. They have th ebest sex stories!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Stewie: Why is Peter's chin so attractive? Because it has two balls. (laughs, but no one else does)
Katara: (writing a note) Another reason why to have sex with Peter.
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supersonicfan01
[77]Dec 19, 2005
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*Zuko and Katara are alone in a room and Iroh is listening through the door.*

Zuko: Ok, here's how you make fruit salad. First, let me squeeze those melons.
Katara: Oh, aren't they nice and firm?
Zuko: Yes... Now grab my banana!
Katara: Oh, it's huge!
Iroh: (bursting through the door) All right you perverts, stop it right now... Another fruit salad? Why can't they ever been having sex?
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supersonicfan01
[78]Dec 21, 2005
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Bump.

(Come on! I can only bump it once.)
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firesoldier1234

[79]Dec 21, 2005

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supersonicfan01 wrote:

*Zuko and Katara are alone in a room and Iroh is listening through the door.*

Zuko: Ok, here's how you make fruit salad. First, let me squeeze those melons.
Katara: Oh, aren't they nice and firm?
Zuko: Yes... Now grab my banana!
Katara: Oh, it's huge!
Iroh: (bursting through the door) All right you perverts, stop it right now... Another fruit salad? Why can't they ever been having sex?

OMG

LOL!

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karatewolfpunk

[80]Dec 22, 2005

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firesoldier1234 wrote:

supersonicfan01 wrote:

OMG

LOL!

Word.

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