I know some topics have been posted like this, but this one you can put anything you like and no criticizing is allowed, only complements. Here are some of mine:

Aang (to face stealer): One last question, who are my parents?
Ko: Your father is Lord Solzon and your mother -
Aang: Was she an Airbender?
Ko: No, she was the Fire Lord's wife, a firebender.
Aang: Then how come I'm an Airbender?
Ko: I don't know. Whoever came up with the Punnett square was stupid. *(Guys, I don't really mean that)*

Katara:*SoaB* (kicks Zuko's a**)
Aang: Katara that was so cool! I'm just dying to see what you'd do in bed!

Katara: Aang! What happened to your face?! (He has no face)
Aang: It got stolen.

Sokka: I should eat less.

Zuko: Look at her body!

Zuko: I need your help.
Stewie Griffin: Why are you asking me?
Zuko: You're teh master.
Stewie: Agreed! In exchange, kill this woman for me. (Hands picture of Lois to him)
Zuko (sees picture): Whoa, she hot!

Note- I don't actually want these things to happen on the show. You guys can write things that you want to happen. Example- Katara: Zuko, I love you.

What the hell, it's all about fun so here I go.

I always wanted to say this but on 'The Great Divide' between the arguement between Katara and Sokka when they mentioned 'queen of the twigs' and 'king of the tents.' I thought about Aang saying this:

Aang: Hey, speaking of queens and kings, I love the show 'The King of Queens.' *grabs microphone and sings The King of Queens theme song*

My eyes are getting weary
My back is getting tight
I'm sitting here in traffic
On the Queensboro brigde tonight
But I don't care cuz all I wanna do
Is cash my check and drive right home to you
Cuz baby all my life I will be driving home to you

Here the KOQ theme song in case you don't know what it sounds like

I'll think of more later.

*Zuko has ang tied upside down to a tree and he's about to kill him*

Zuko: Any last words avatar?

Aang: Yeah, your fly's open.

Zuko: Wha?!

Aang: Get him momo!

*Momo jumps inside Zuko's pants and starts biting everywhere*

Zuko: Hey that tickles! Hey, i only have two of those! Let go of it! It hasn't seen the world yet! Get out you fleabag! Don't go in there!

Aang: Oh please, like there's really anything in there for him to bite.

Katara: Oh, there's something in there all right. And it's BIG.

Zuko: Help me katara! I know there are things inside these pants that you express affection for!

(Ok, that was just dumb, and i don't know why Zuko would want to kill the avatar instead of capturing him. Hey, where's Zoka? Huh, what's this? *Picks up note*
Zoka: Let's see, what to say, what to say..... oh, i'm gonna go 'babysit' Zuko's sister, i'm gonna be gone for a little while. And if you go by her house, be VERY quiet, because she's gonna be VERY tired. Ok, tell Aang to save me some lunch!)

Actually both of your's were kinda funny.

Aang: Hey Appa, get off of that Water Buffalo!

*Washing clothes*
Katara: Aang, why is there all this mayonase on your underwear? *Smells it*

Aang: Uh........ a mayonase bender did it?

Zokka: Hey guy-- Oh my god! Why are you touching Aangs underwear that are OBVIOUSLY,stained with --

Please deposit 50 cents for the next five minutes.

They are obviously staoned with Hellman's, duh. --']] So cheesy.

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fire lord ozia( about to kill aang): one last question avatar, is the new liqiud Icebraker liquid or ice?

aang: both.


(zuko and ozia in parentel counciling)

theripist: ok ozia its ur turn.

ozia(on the verg of crying): i just wanted a son i could be proud of, is that so much to ask-

zuko: u never gave me a chance!

theripist: zuko, u'll get ur turn.

Katara: You're right i cant deny my feelings for you.

Aang: No you can't join him.

Iroh: Katara my love come into my arms and let me sing you a ballad i have written to strengthen our love.

Katara: Oh Iroh you know just how to plz me

Iroh and Katara then run off into the woods together.....

This is just like the Funny Dialogue threads .

Roku: Aang, none of this is real.
Aang: What do you mean? Is the war with the Fire Nation just a dream?
Roku: No, I mean that none of this is real. I'm not real, you're not real, the Fire Nation isn't real. We're just cartoon characters made up by people with no lives. (For the record, I don't mean that last part ^_^)
Bryan Koniezko and Mike DiMartino: *erase Roku's mouth*
Roku: *tries to talk and screams a mumbly "I can't talk!"*
Aang: *tries not to laugh* ...What happened to your mouth?
Roku: *screams a mumbly "They erased it!"*
Aang: *can't control himself any longer*
Ko: *pops out of nowhere and steals Aang's face*
Zuko: *pops out of nowhere* Ah, the power of randomness. *disappears in a puff of smoke*

I like what I see! Everybody, all of your quotes are good. I'm a little hyper (I was yesterday, too). Guess how old I am, and if I'm a boy or a girl (DON'T LOOK AT PROFILE!).
Example: Girl - 02/09/92

These are not good, but:

Sokka: I can't stand Appa without a saddle!
Katara: You're still complaining? It's been a month! It was leaking really heavily!
Aang: Katara, you said you can do a split?
Katara: Yeah, watch. (Does a split, then gets up)
Sokka: Appa's fur is red!
Katara: It wasn't supposed to start for a week!
Aang (looking - yeah): You're not wearing any underwear!

Zuko: I need you to catch the Avatar?
Huntsgirl: Why?
*Different place*
Katara: I need you to distract Zuko's crew.
Jake: Why?

You didn't have to delete it. Yeah, it's better than other quote boards: people criticizing quotes like these. My first board, people said that I didn't watch Avatar because that stuff wouldn't happen (of course, the name was what would never happen), and deleted it.