Avatar: The Last Airbender

toosmooth
[1]Apr 30, 2008
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Post any jokes you can think of here. I will make a poll after every day for the best joke. Winner gets cookies. Lots of cookies. And maybe cake.
Edited on 05/02/2008 2:44pm
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hkulka2974
[2]Apr 30, 2008
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toosmooth wrote:

Post any jokes you can think of here. I will make a poll after every 20 posts for the best joke. Winner gets cookies. Lots of cookies. And maybe cake.

has anyone noticed that every heroes' mother (except for toph's) is dead (or in zuko's case exhiled)?
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edmasterchaos
[3]Apr 30, 2008
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Oh, what the hey

*to sokka* Your mom is soo stupid that, o wait, you don't have a mom!
Your mom is so fat, that Appa got hard
Your mom is so stupid, that she thought Avatar Aang had cancer.
Your mom is so slut+1, that the airbenders are repopulated again!
Your mom is so ugly that even Toph covers her eyes!
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toosmooth

[4]Apr 30, 2008

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edmasterchaos wrote:

Oh, what the hey

*to sokka* Your mom is soo stupid that, o wait, you don't have a mom!
Your mom is so fat, that Appa got hard
Your mom is so stupid, that she thought Avatar Aang had cancer.
Your mom is so slut+1, that the airbenders are repopulated again!
Your mom is so ugly that even Toph covers her eyes!

Win so far^.

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NarutoAvatarDBZ
[5]Apr 30, 2008
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Your mom is so fat, The offspring of CombustioAppa said "Your too big!"
That was bad......

Your mom is so fat, she sunk the Eastern air Temple!

Wow I am bad at this...
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toosmooth
[6]Apr 30, 2008
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NarutoAvatarDBZ wrote:

Your mom is so fat, The offspring of CombustioAppa said "Your too big!"
That was bad......

Your mom is so fat, she sunk the Eastern air Temple!

Wow I am bad at this...
Lol not everyone has the gift. Myself included.
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castleman12
[7]Apr 30, 2008
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Youre Mom is So annoying shes the reason the Fire-Nation Invaded!
...ok that was lame.
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Ravel93
[8]Apr 30, 2008
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Your mom is sooo dumb, she brought a math book to the Great Divide!
Your mom is so fat, she takes up the WHOLE Great Divide!
...Yeah, I know those sucked.
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snowprincess456
[9]Apr 30, 2008
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castleman12 wrote:

Youre Mom is So annoying shes the reason the Fire-Nation Invaded!
...ok that was lame.

tu madre!
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castleman12
[10]Apr 30, 2008
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snowprincess456 wrote:

castleman12 wrote:

Youre Mom is So annoying shes the reason the Fire-Nation Invaded!
...ok that was lame.

tu madre!
im sorry i odnt speek english what?
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edmasterchaos
[11]Apr 30, 2008
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Ravel93 wrote:

Your mom is sooo dumb, she brought a math book to the Great Divide!
Your mom is so fat, she takes up the WHOLE Great Divide!
...Yeah, I know those sucked.

Actually those are pretty good, nice job

snowprincess456 wrote:

castleman12 wrote:

Youre Mom is So annoying shes the reason the Fire-Nation Invaded!
...ok that was lame.

tu madre!
La tuya!
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tawn11
[12]Apr 30, 2008
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Your momma is so ugly, Koh would just spit her face back out.
Your momma is so fat, that if she went into the avatar state, she would shine the whole world(assumming that she has tattoos like aang)
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AllKnowingBeing
[13]Apr 30, 2008
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Yo moma is so stupid, that she think Zutara will happen.
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Spacerac
[14]Apr 30, 2008
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Zuko to Sokka: Yo mama so dumb... er... she got killed in a Fire Nation raid!
Sokka: Dude...

Cookies if you get the reference and post what I'm talking about here.
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castleman12
[15]Apr 30, 2008
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Spacerac wrote:

Zuko to Sokka: Yo mama so dumb... er... she got killed in a Fire Nation raid! Sokka: Dude... Cookies if you get the reference and post what I'm talking about here.

Katara and Sokka's mom? or the Hama part of invasion?
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edmasterchaos
[16]Apr 30, 2008
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Win to AKB, Spesarec (sp?) and, umm guy who had 11 in the end of the name [sorry for not remembering your name and not wanting to check it again before i post ^_^;;]

Your mom is so fat that the southern watertribes weren't destroyed by raids, she sat on them.
Your mom is so stupid, that she'd try to firebend hot tea!
Your mom is so ugly, Aang had to freeze himself to evoid seeing her.
Your mom is so stupid, she had you! [not avatar related, but still, it's awsome ]
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AllKnowingBeing
[17]Apr 30, 2008
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Yo moma is so fat, that she ate all of the Cabbage Man's cabbages.
Yo moma is so stupid, that she lead the attack on the Fire Nation's capital.
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xRamensx
[18]Apr 30, 2008
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Spacerac wrote:

Zuko to Sokka: Yo mama so dumb... er... she got killed in a Fire Nation raid! Sokka: Dude... Cookies if you get the reference and post what I'm talking about here.
Comic on DA. Zuko and Sokka were having a "Yo momma" battle.
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hkulka2974
[19]Apr 30, 2008
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your mom is so stupid that she killed fire lord azulon and put ozai in the throne.
(bad one i know but it relates to zuko)
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AllKnowingBeing
[20]Apr 30, 2008
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Yo moma is so stupid, that when the cops found her banging Aang she said "But he's 112 years old."
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