Avatar: The Last Airbender

DrAvatar
[61]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 12/02/06
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Your Mom is so ugly that Sokka's boomerang didn't come back.
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KingAtticus
[62]Apr 30, 2008
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Yo mom is so crazy, she makes Foaming Guy look sane.
Yo mom is so rude, she made Iroh give her a burn.
Yo mom is so skinny, she could make the Guru look fat.
(I hate these jokes... they're so rude. But hopefully this is all for fun)
Edited on 04/30/2008 7:51pm
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DeeDuck33
[63]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 04/15/08
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Since my last one was so bad (and wasn't related to Avatar), I'll try again.

Yo mama is so fat, she crushed the Fire Nation.

Yo mama is stinky, she wiped out the Air Nomads by raising her arm.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought firebending was "bending fires in half."
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KingAtticus
[64]Apr 30, 2008
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Yo mom so dumb, she thought she could mindbend.
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primallynx
[65]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 11/13/07
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Yo momma so hairy, she makes Appa look bald.
Yo momma so fat, she went swimming and got named Kyoshi Island.
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the temple, she sits AROUND the temple.
Yo momma so ugly, Uncle had to switch to something stronger than tea.
Yo momma so fat, she thinks Pipsqueak could use more to eat.
Yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach, no one else got a tan.

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TheQuenchiest

[66]Apr 30, 2008

member since: 04/30/08
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Hyrulegal wrote:

Yo Momma is so DUMB when I said "Iroh" she asked "wheres the boat?"

Yo Momma so FAT she WAS the eclipse in day of the black sun!

Yo Momma so UGLY the face spirt took one look at her and said "no thanks, you keep it"

Yo Momma so DUMB , when he's next to her anng's arrow points sideways and says "I'm with stupid"

These are pretty good! Though I did a variation of the face spirit one. As they say, great minds...

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speechless8582
[67]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 04/23/08
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Yo momma is so fat, she thought Aang was a popsickle.
Yo momma is so dumb, she actually licked him.
Yo momma is so stupid, Aang's her favorite flavor.
pretty bad...lol
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TheQuenchiest

[68]May 1, 2008

member since: 04/30/08
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edmasterchaos wrote:

TheQuenchiest wrote:

Yo momma is so ugly, Toph put on shoes so she wouldn't have to look at her.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Smellerbee thought she was a man.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Koh didn't want her face.

Nice ones.

Thanks! Here's some more.

Yo momma is so fat, Hama used bloodbending to make her do jumping jacks.

Yo momma is so fat, Aang hopped on her back and said "Yip, yip!"

Yo momma is so fat, Bumi encased her in geminite and she ate her way out.

Yo momma is so fat, the real reason the library sank was she went to return a book.

Yo momma is so fat, she tripped and created the Great Divide.

Yo momma is so fat, Big Bad Hippo saw her and changed his name to Very Small Person.

Edited on 05/01/2008 12:07am
Edited 2 total times.

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Jancro-Liva
[69]May 1, 2008
member since: 01/24/08
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WorldTyrant
[70]May 1, 2008
member since: 11/10/06
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Ironic how almost nobody in the Avatar world even has a mother.
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Maria93
[71]May 1, 2008
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Jancro-Liva wrote:

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lol
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TheQuenchiest
[72]May 1, 2008
member since: 04/30/08
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Ha! Where'd you find that, Jancro-Liva?
Edited on 05/01/2008 10:30am
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Kataangel
[73]May 1, 2008
member since: 04/23/08
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I recognise that image from DeviantArt.
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xRamensx
[74]May 1, 2008
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TheQuenchiest wrote:

Ha! Where'd you find that, Jancro-Liva?
Another great picture from Teh Booter.
And yea, it's on DA.
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tomtitan
[75]May 1, 2008
member since: 03/01/07
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Your mother plays card games in hell!

Oh wait, YGOTAS. Never mind.

Umm..

Yo momma so fat when the Air Nomads tried to tattoo her they ran out of ink!

Not very good. Oh well.

Oh look! A rainbow!
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hkulka2974
[76]May 1, 2008
member since: 04/23/08
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Your moms so stupid that she could make the air nomads go to war.
Your moms so fat that she broke the walls of Ba Sing Se
Your moms so stupid that she didnt know how to bend and slapped azula across the face
Your moms so stupid that she led an attack on the Fire Nation on her own.
Your moms so stupid that she thought that she was the avatar.
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momothelemur
[77]May 1, 2008
member since: 10/04/06
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[QUOTE="tomtitan"]Your mother plays card games in hell! Oh wait, YGOTAS.[QUOTE]
nice.
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catgator185
[78]May 1, 2008
member since: 04/27/08
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Nice Comic Is Katara killing Zuko at the end?
your momma's so stupid she thinks Haru, Teo, and the Duke are important to the shows plot
that was bad
tawn11 wrote:

catgator185 wrote:

your momma's so stupid she thinks Zuko's scar is eyeshadow

At least I made one person laugh.

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Ravel93
[79]May 1, 2008
member since: 10/20/06
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Your mom is so ugly that even Toph is repulsed.
Your mom is so dumb that when Aang said "Ride on Appa" she pulled out a condom.
What? Only 2 votes? You win this round, Edmasterchaos....
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toosmooth
[80]May 1, 2008
member since: 09/05/05
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Congratulations edmasterchaos! You won the last poll and cookies! But some random dude ate the cake so sorry. None of that. You will not be included in this poll to be fair. You are eligible for the next one tho.
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DrAvatar

KingAtticus

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KingAtticus

primallynx

TheQuenchiest

speechless8582

TheQuenchiest

Jancro-Liva

WorldTyrant

Maria93

TheQuenchiest

Kataangel

xRamensx

tomtitan

hkulka2974

momothelemur

catgator185

Ravel93

toosmooth