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Your Mother Jokes - Avatar Style!

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    KingAtticus

    [81]May 1, 2008
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    Yo mom is so stinky, she made a swampbender smell like roses.
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    castleman12

    [82]May 1, 2008
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    Youre Mom is so stupid that she thought the beam of Hei Bai was liquid Mints.

    Youre Mom is so Fat she blocked the Dam by sitting in front of it.

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    Xiaolincrzy

    [83]May 1, 2008
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    Your mom is so fat that she walked into a firenation camp and the solders thought she was a kimomorhino.
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    Xiaolincrzy

    [84]May 1, 2008
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    that was really bad...
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    KingAtticus

    [85]May 1, 2008
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    Yo mom is so dumb, she pleaded guilty in Chin Village.
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    castleman12

    [86]May 1, 2008
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    Youre Mom is so fat you can morph Appa, Hei Bai, Koh, The Avatar Fish, 100 of those Cat Fish Gators and still not get half of how fat she is.

    Edits: -whispers- thank you!

    Edited on 05/01/2008 3:24pm
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    KingAtticus

    [87]May 1, 2008
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    castleman12 wrote:
    Youre Mom is so fat you can morph Appa, Hei Bai, Koh, The Avatar Fish, 100 of those Slim things from the swamp and still not get half of how fat she is.

    *psst! Catfish gators. I bet they taste good.
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    KingAtticus

    [88]May 1, 2008
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    *With a twist!*

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    edmasterchaos

    [89]May 1, 2008
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    toosmooth wrote:
    Congratulations edmasterchaos! You won the last poll and cookies! But some random dude ate the cake so sorry. None of that. You will not be included in this poll to be fair. You are eligible for the next one tho.
    Alright, cookies!

    Ok, plus i was running out of inspiration anyway.
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    catgator185

    [91]May 1, 2008
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    toosmooth wrote:
    Congratulations edmasterchaos! You won the last poll and cookies! But some random dude ate the cake so sorry. None of that. You will not be included in this poll to be fair. You are eligible for the next one tho.

    What is it I'm not funny enough be nominated? Darn it!

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    PsychoPass

    [92]May 1, 2008
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    Yo momma so fat, when she steps out of bed, Toph thinks there's an earthquake.
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    catgator185

    [93]May 1, 2008
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    your momma's so stupid she thought Zhao was wolverine and Zuko was cyclops

    Yeah Avatar Abridged reference

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    Falcondude123

    [94]May 1, 2008
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    Yo Mama so fat, she's a "SIDEWALK BENDER!!"

    Oh yeah! Dat's rite, I went there! >:E
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    NarutoAvatarDBZ

    [95]May 1, 2008
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    catgator185 wrote:

    your momma's so stupid she thought Zhao was wolverine and Zuko was cyclops

    Yeah Avatar Abridged reference
    *Sigh* You do realize Avatar abridged is among the worst abridged series right? Your mother is so fat, when she stepped in the Central Southern Water tribe city, the city fell into the ocean.
    Edited on 05/01/2008 6:21pm
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    anvaartuatro140

    [96]May 1, 2008
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    Okay, this one's probably been done before, but I want to do it because, since my mom is dead, this is what I always say to people

    Sokka: Zuko you gotta lighten up, try telling a few jokes every once in a while!

    Zuko: Uggh, fine. Well, I know this one.

    Sokka: Go ahead.

    Zuko: Your momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Sokka:...

    Zuko: Yeah that one was kind of weird.

    Sokka: My mom is dead.

    Zuko:....... Do you find Yo Daddy jokes funny?

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    Blaster33456

    [97]May 1, 2008
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    Yo Momma's so ugly.. man when you got in an ugly contest with Zuko.. Zuko came in last and you came in first!
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    KingAtticus

    [98]May 1, 2008
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    Yo mom is so skinny, Aang uses her when he can't find his staff.

    Yo mom is so ugly, she made a Dai Li cringe.

    If yo mom was a bender, she'd lose to a weaponless Sokka!
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    KingAtticus

    [99]May 1, 2008
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    NarutoAvatarDBZ wrote:
    catgator185 wrote:

    your momma's so stupid she thought Zhao was wolverine and Zuko was cyclops

    Yeah Avatar Abridged reference
    *Sigh* You do realize Avatar abridged is among the worst abridged series right?
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=3npFYZsumVM Watch and Learn
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    Spacerac

    [100]May 1, 2008
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    Yo mama so dub she couldn't get the 100th post.

    Yo mama so dumb that she graduated behind Ty Lee.
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