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edmasterchaos
[121]May 2, 2008
member since: 03/07/06
level: 41
rank: Sleestack
posts: 24,440
Your mom is so stupid, she thought a Waterbender did Zuko's scar.

Your mom is so fat, when Appa tried to bang her, he went missing for 80 days.
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TTOOMMYY111
[122]May 3, 2008
member since: 01/30/05
level: 9
rank: Door Number 2
posts: 752
Your mama's so hairy that when Appa saw her, he flew to her thinking she was his mom.

..
Wow.

What lameness happens at 12 am.
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hkulka2974
[123]May 3, 2008
member since: 04/23/08
level: 8
rank: Super-Friend
posts: 1,568
Your mama's so stupid that she thought that azula wasn't crazy.
Your mama is so stupid that she thought that she could cheat on the toy test to become avatar.
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tomtitan
[124]May 3, 2008
member since: 03/01/07
level: 19
rank: Fall Guy
posts: 10,891
Yo mamma so stupid, even though she's a firebender she used a brush to break a mirror!

Oh wait, that's Azula, never mind.
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Spacerac
[125]May 3, 2008
member since: 01/14/08
level: 15
rank: Ginsu Knife
posts: 5,899
But firebednding would melt the mirror instead of shattering it.
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hkulka2974
[126]May 3, 2008
member since: 04/23/08
level: 8
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tomtitan wrote:

Yo mamma so stupid, even though she's a firebender she used a brush to break a mirror! Oh wait, that's Azula, never mind.
its sort of weird how no one brought up the cliche that cracking a mirror is seven years of bad luck.
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KingAtticus
[127]May 3, 2008
member since: 05/30/06
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 9,685
Yo mom is so smelly, she made Toph cringe in pain.
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NarutoAvatarDBZ
[128]May 3, 2008
member since: 09/04/07
level: 20
rank: Cow Bell
posts: 431
Your mom is so stupid, Toph is her favorite character.

Your mom is so stupid, she blinded herself to be like Toph.

I think I went too far there...
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Ashley11292
[129]May 3, 2008
member since: 04/05/08
level: 5
rank: Caveman Lawyer
posts: 75
Something against Toph? Lol
Yo momma's so FAT that when she saw The Drill she thought it was a commercial for a V18rat0r
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castleman12
[130]May 3, 2008
member since: 03/02/08
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 1,045
Youre Moms so stupid she watched "The Great Divide" and loved it.
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Cosmic_Nemesis
[131]May 3, 2008
member since: 03/08/08
level: 3
rank: Soup Nazi
posts: 105
Your mother's so ugly, her face caused the dragons to become extinct.

OK, I need some sleep...
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DMClover314
[132]May 3, 2008
member since: 02/23/07
level: 31
rank: Blues Brother
posts: 2,342
Your Mother's so fat it took Zuko 80 days to go around her on his war balloon.
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zimtower
[133]May 3, 2008
member since: 12/28/03
level: 5
rank: Caveman Lawyer
posts: 271
Ashley11292 wrote:

Something against Toph? Lol
Yo momma's so FAT that when she saw The Drill she thought it was a commercial for a V18rat0r

Win.

Yo momma's so fat that her footstep damaged toph's seeing ability.
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picaboomman
[134]May 3, 2008
member since: 02/04/08
level: 18
rank: Land Shark
posts: 3,254
yo momma's so ugly, she made toph cry....

sorry if anyone used this one
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Hiz_Wifey101
[135]May 7, 2008
member since: 07/27/07
level: 10
rank: Holy Level 10!
posts: 464
yo momms is soooo fat that when she got hit by an ostridge-horse carrige she said "who threw that rock?"
~~~~
Zuko to sokka::: yo GRANDmomma is soo old that i told her to act her own age and she died
Sokka:::*punch*
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Trollwrangler
[136]May 7, 2008
member since: 04/14/06
level: 5
rank: Caveman Lawyer
posts: 475
Yo momma's so fat, she was nicknamed "The Earthquake" at Earth Rumble five cause the arena cracks with every step she takes.
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xdemon25
[137]May 8, 2008
member since: 05/07/08
level: 3
rank: Soup Nazi
posts: 56
Your mom is so stupid(or ugly), she had Joo Dee!

Your mom is so ugly, Sokka's sword went dull!

Your mom is so ugly, she can "redirect" lightning!

Yeah, hope to at least get at least one lulz.
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kkandy21
[138]May 9, 2008
member since: 11/26/06
level: 1
rank: Weatherman
posts: 107
yo momma so fat that she sat on a curb and made a driveway...
sorry its not avatar related but i couldnt think of anything!
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KingAtticus
[139]May 9, 2008
member since: 05/30/06
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 9,685
Yo mom is so stinky, when she took a bath she smelled slightly better.
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laurenmoo78
[140]May 9, 2008
member since: 10/07/06
level: 5
rank: Caveman Lawyer
posts: 295
Yo mamma so crazy, she makes Foaming Guy look tame.
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