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TheQuenchiest
[41]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 04/30/08
level: 2
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posts: 37
Yo momma is so ugly, Toph put on shoes so she wouldn't have to look at her.
Yo momma is so ugly, even Smellerbee thought she was a man.
Yo momma is so ugly, even Koh didn't want her face.
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castleman12
[42]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 03/02/08
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YO mammas so stupid she ate Appas Doodoo....
Yo mammas so stupid and big she ate the Comet thinking it was a sugar cookie.
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Spacerac

[43]Apr 30, 2008

member since: 01/14/08
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xRamensx wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

Zuko to Sokka: Yo mama so dumb... er... she got killed in a Fire Nation raid! Sokka: Dude... Cookies if you get the reference and post what I'm talking about here.

Comic on DA. Zuko and Sokka were having a "Yo momma" battle.

You win half of the cookies.

Where are the others? D:

when you post the pic! you'll get the automatically.

Edited on 04/30/2008 5:45pm

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Ravel93
[44]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 10/20/06
level: 14
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posts: 557
Hmm...
Your momma is so ugly, when the blue moon spirit saw her it said "DAMN!"
Your mom is so fat, she wins all of her agni kais by eating the opponent.
Your mom always wears gloves because she doesn't want to smudge this painted lady she keeps hearing about.
Your mom is so stupid she firebended at the ground and missed.

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xRamensx
[45]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 03/01/08
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Yo momma is so ugly, even Azula said no.
Yo momma is so fat, the Gaang almost rode her instead.
Yo momma is so dumb, she had an argument with Yue, Zhao, and Jet.
Ugh.. Those sucked.
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edmasterchaos

[46]Apr 30, 2008

member since: 03/07/06
level: 41
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posts: 24,440

TheQuenchiest wrote:

Yo momma is so ugly, Toph put on shoes so she wouldn't have to look at her.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Smellerbee thought she was a man.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Koh didn't want her face.

Nice ones.

Your mom is so ugly, that even CM said "Holy crap, that guy is ugly!"

Your mom is so stupid, that every time she speaks, The Knowelege Spirit [forgot name] cries.

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Spacerac

[47]Apr 30, 2008

member since: 01/14/08
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edmasterchaos wrote:

TheQuenchiest wrote:

Yo momma is so ugly, Toph put on shoes so she wouldn't have to look at her.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Smellerbee thought she was a man.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Koh didn't want her face.

Nice ones.

Your mom is so ugly, that even CM said "Holy crap, that guy is ugly!"

Your mom is so stupid, that every time she speaks, Wan Shi Tong cries.

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xRamensx

[48]Apr 30, 2008

member since: 03/01/08
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Spacerac wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

Zuko to Sokka: Yo mama so dumb... er... she got killed in a Fire Nation raid! Sokka: Dude... Cookies if you get the reference and post what I'm talking about here.

Comic on DA. Zuko and Sokka were having a "Yo momma" battle.

You win half of the cookies.

Where are the others? D:

when you post the pic! you'll get the automatically.

Yo momma!

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castleman12
[49]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 03/02/08
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 1,045
Yo Mammas so Big That Appa ran into her and disappeared!
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AllKnowingBeing
[50]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 03/09/08
level: 12
rank: Evil Bert
posts: 2,113
Yo moma is so stupid, that she thought she could change Azula.
Yo moma is so ugly, that most people think she has a scar on her face.
Yo moma is so fat, that when Katara used bloodbending on her she exploded.
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catgator185
[51]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 04/27/08
level: 6
rank: Small Wonder
posts: 236
your mom is so ugly even a Shirshu won't go near her
yeah I;m not so good at these.
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castleman12
[52]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 03/02/08
level: 11
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Yo mammas so fat that Sokkas sword couldnt get through her!
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catgator185
[53]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 04/27/08
level: 6
rank: Small Wonder
posts: 236
your momma's so stupid she's even dumber than the swampbenders
your momma's so stupid she thinks Zuko's scar is eyeshadow
your momma's so ugly even Sokka lost his appetite
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crzza
[54]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 05/28/07
level: 49
rank: Snufflupugus
posts: 12,122
Yo mama so ugly, it made Zuko's scar look attractive.

Yeah, I know it sucks.
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Ravel93
[55]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 10/20/06
level: 14
rank: Autobot
posts: 557
Your mom is so fat that she can block Sozin's Comet.
Ok, I'm running low here.
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Hyrulegal
[56]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 05/17/05
level: 10
rank: Holy Level 10!
posts: 1,814
Yo Momma is so DUMB when I said "Iroh" she asked "wheres the boat?"
Yo Momma so FAT she WAS the eclipse in day of the black sun!
Yo Momma so UGLY the face spirt took one look at her and said "no thanks, you keep it"
Yo Momma so DUMB , when he's next to her anng's arrow points sideways and says "I'm with stupid"

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catgator185
[57]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 04/27/08
level: 6
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your momma's so ugly even Joo Dee couldn't smile
EDIT: your momma's so ugly the Unagi wouldn't even eat her
Edited on 04/30/2008 7:23pm
Edited 2 total times.
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DrAvatar
[58]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 12/02/06
level: 16
rank: Church Lady
posts: 4,663
Zuko: "Katara, wanna here a joke?"
Katara: "Sure."
Zuko: "Umm just a sec, I need to remember how it goes..."
Katara: "Okay..."
Zuko: "Your Mom!"
Toph: "Dude... run"
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tawn11
[59]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 12/06/07
level: 3
rank: Soup Nazi
posts: 94
catgator185 wrote:

your momma's so stupid she thinks Zuko's scar is eyeshadow

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DeeDuck33
[60]Apr 30, 2008
member since: 04/15/08
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 1,198
Your mother's creativity is as colorful as a glass of milk.
Edited on 04/30/2008 7:46pm
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