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    toosmooth

    [21]Apr 30, 2008
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    Poll Added.
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    snowprincess456

    [22]Apr 30, 2008
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    toosmooth wrote:
    Poll Added.

    I don't see it...
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    toosmooth

    [23]Apr 30, 2008
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    snowprincess456 wrote:
    toosmooth wrote:
    Poll Added.

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    You don't?
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    snowprincess456

    [24]Apr 30, 2008
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    toosmooth wrote:
    snowprincess456 wrote:
    toosmooth wrote:
    Poll Added.

    I don't see it...
    You don't?

    oh wait..now I do...sorry....stupid browser....
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    castleman12

    [25]Apr 30, 2008
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    aw well ill try next time (im trying to make you feel bad ) dont worry ill try njext time and ill vote.
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [26]Apr 30, 2008
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    Yo moma is so fat that when she sat down it rocked Ba Sing Se.

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    edmasterchaos

    [27]Apr 30, 2008
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    toosmooth wrote:
    Poll Added.
    All right! im winning

    Your mom is so ugly that toph became blind because she saw her!
    Your mom is so ugly that Zuko begged his father to burn his left eye.
    Your mom is so slut+1, that even Cabbage Man has done her.

    Not as good as the others, but it's something.

    EDIT: wait, just thought of this:
    Your mom is so ugly, that Ba Sing Se made walls to stop seeing her!

    Edited on 04/30/2008 5:32pm
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    SpiffyBacon

    [28]Apr 30, 2008
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    Ung... I'm so bad at these...

    Your mom is so stupid that she broke wind thinking it was airbending.

    Your mom is so fat that waterbenders use her to power their waterbending.

    Your mom is so ugly that Zuko was "scarred" by the experience.

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    toosmooth

    [29]Apr 30, 2008
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    castleman12 wrote:
    aw well ill try next time (im trying to make you feel bad ) dont worry ill try njext time and ill vote.
    Ahh...Guilt, my friend, is another presence of mind. I myself carrie none of this presence. A closed mind is hardest to open. (Guilt doesn't work on me.) Lol.
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    tawn11

    [30]Apr 30, 2008
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    edmasterchaos wrote:
    toosmooth wrote:
    Poll Added.
    All right! im winning

    Your mom is so ugly that toph became blind because she saw her!
    Your mom is so ugly that Zuko begged his father to burn his left eye.
    Your mom is so slut+1, that even Cabbage Man has done her.

    Not as good as the others, but it's something.

    Ok, I cant come up with anymore. I admit defeat!

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    Spacerac

    [31]Apr 30, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:

    Spacerac wrote:
    Zuko to Sokka: Yo mama so dumb... er... she got killed in a Fire Nation raid! Sokka: Dude... Cookies if you get the reference and post what I'm talking about here.

    Comic on DA. Zuko and Sokka were having a "Yo momma" battle.

    You win half of the cookies.
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    AlissaH55

    [32]Apr 30, 2008
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    -Your mother is so fat she went to the 'The Last Airbender' play on Ember Island and sat next to EVERYONE!

    ...yeah I hope that's not bad ((I did my best)) lol
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    NarutoAvatarDBZ

    [33]Apr 30, 2008
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    Your mom is so stupid, they built the wall at Ba Sing Se to keep her out.

    Your mom is so ugly, when she puts on make-up, she looks like Azula without make-up.

    Your mom is so stupid, the FN started the war to kill her.

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    DMClover314

    [34]Apr 30, 2008
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    Yo momma's so fat, she caused the solar eclipse.
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    castleman12

    [35]Apr 30, 2008
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    toosmooth wrote:
    castleman12 wrote:
    aw well ill try next time (im trying to make you feel bad ) dont worry ill try njext time and ill vote.
    Ahh...Guilt, my friend, is another presence of mind. I myself carrie none of this presence. A closed mind is hardest to open. (Guilt doesn't work on me.) Lol.

    ..... :Cry: BE GUILTY! -sews toosmooth- anyways onto jokes.....

    Yore Mamma's So Big Appa turned into an ant after seeing her!

    Yo Mammas so big she ate a Zepplin With one bite!

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    AllKnowingBeing

    [36]Apr 30, 2008
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    Your moma is such a slut, that she banged all 9 of Ty Lee's sister.

    Your moma is such a slut, that they found out that she is Katara, Sokka, Zuko, and Azula's mom.

    Your moma is so stupid, that the Dai Lee's mind tricks had no effect on here.

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    toosmooth

    [37]Apr 30, 2008
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    Alright! So far my friend edmasterchaos is winning. Keep voting. Once the total amount of votes reaches 20, I will delete the poll and create another one tomorrow.
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    edmasterchaos

    [38]Apr 30, 2008
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    Your mom is so ugly, that Sozin's comet will crash on earth just to kill her.

    Your mom is so stupid, that she thinks that the Spirit World is a vacation spa.

    Your mom is so slutty, that Every Avatar has done her.

    Your mom is so fat, that an airbender has to airbend through her layers of fat so he can find his d1k
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    xRamensx

    [39]Apr 30, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:

    Spacerac wrote:
    Zuko to Sokka: Yo mama so dumb... er... she got killed in a Fire Nation raid! Sokka: Dude... Cookies if you get the reference and post what I'm talking about here.

    Comic on DA. Zuko and Sokka were having a "Yo momma" battle.

    You win half of the cookies.

    Where are the others? D:

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    Spacerac

    [40]Apr 30, 2008
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    Yo mama so fat ugly and dumb that even Katara lost all hope.
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