Avatar: The Last Airbender: Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

tomtitan

[2601]Nov 6, 2007

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C1991 wrote:

Aang: Katara, yould you ever go on a date with me?

Katara: not ina million years. Why?

Aang: OH. Just asking I hoped it wouldn't come to this Uh... the avatar spirit wanted to go out with you, but he's too shy to ask you.

Katar: great! see you tomorrow!

***the next day***

AS: I hope wou haven't set me up on a date or something!

Aand: of course not. *goes to meet Katara* Okay Avatar Spirit, Have a good day, and remember, no HIckeys!

AS: Aang youon of a *** I ought to tear off your *** and shove them right up your *** then I'll*** *** ***Your *** *** ***on the *** *** *** with the *** *** *** so then you'll have to *** sideways!

lol, win! that's what i was hoping for! now do one with bandit keith! *feels schoolboy excited*

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C1991
[2602]Nov 6, 2007
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Azula: I'll capture the avatar, if it's the last thing I do! In the Fire Nation!
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tomtitan
[2603]Nov 6, 2007
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C1991 wrote:

Azula: I'll capture the avatar, if it's the last thing I do! In the Fire Nation!

lol, in the fire nation!
in america!
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C1991
[2604]Nov 6, 2007
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TCoD:
Katara: now it's time for the ultimate showdown between waterbending and firebend-
Azula: you can't say that word! you're not from the fire nation.
Katara: shut the *** up
Azula: *grumble* in the fire nation
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tomtitan
[2605]Nov 6, 2007
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hama: brains?
subtitles: want to learn bloodbending?
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Atu_1
[2606]Nov 6, 2007
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Avatar/Boondocks 2-Just to piss you off
This sequel to the critically acclaimed smash hit Avatar meets The Boondocks was created in response to certain people claiming that "repetitive swearing doesn't amuse (them)," completely missing the point. Rated TV-MA
Zuko is training with Iroh
Iroh: Can you feel the energy flowing in, down, up, and out?
Zuko:...
Iroh: Come on now, you got to feel the flow!
*Suddenly, an insanely tricked out right speeds through the realm, blasting "Booty-Butt Cheeks!" over and over, and this disrupts Zuko and Iroh's concentration. It's driven by Thugnificent, who's just released his new album titled "Rags to B****es."
Iroh: Who is that?
Thugnificent: What up, old n***a!
Iroh:...
Thugnificent: You got some words of welcome for all this Thugnificence?
Iroh:... *turns back* Thugnificent: Well **** you OLD ASS N***A! Stop hatin and get money my n***a!
*Iroh shoots lightning and electrocutes Thugnificent*
Thugnificent: Aight, chill out n***a! I'ma just drive on out of here.
Iroh: You see Zuko, that's what happens when you mess with your Uncle Iroh.
Elsewhere in Ozai's courtroom
Ozai: Halt! Who goes there?
Tom possessed with Stinkmeaner's spirit: I'm baaackk, n***a!
Ozai: You will learn some respect. And suffering will be your teacher!
Stinkmeaner: Oh yeah, well hows this for respect, n***a!
*starts wrecking palace*
Stinkmeaner: Yeah, I bet you don't like that s*** n***a! And you gonna do! WHAT YOU GONNA DO?!
*Ozai strikes with fire, doesn't effect Stinkmeaner*
Stinkmeaner: Is that the best you can do n***a?! Is that the best you can do, b**** n***a?! You old punk ass, ****y ass, fa***t ass N***A! You shootin fire at me n***ga! I done been to hell and back n***a! That's like callin 1-800-Collect an ass whoopin, and naw, that ain't no toll free call PATNA!
Ozai: I will destroy you! Remove yourself from my court!
Stinkmeaner: **** your court n***a! **** YOUR COURT!
Edited on 11/06/2007 1:29pm
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tomtitan
[2607]Nov 6, 2007
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bakura: i'll use my gadar to lead us to a gay person, that person can help us out of the cave.
(gaydar points in certain direction)
bakura: this way!
*sees person*
aang: it's

***SPOILER***
haru!!!
haru: i'm so sexyfine!

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Atu_1
[2608]Nov 6, 2007
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^ teh funneh, tomtitan. ^_^

A/B 3-Slickback and Sokka

(The Serpent's Pass-Sokka's Master elements)
Sokka: No Suki the ledge can give way!
Suki: *slightly exasperated* Sokka?....
Sokka: I just, I just can't lose you!
*A Pimp Named Slickback appears and pull Sokka aside*
A Pimp Named Slickback: What the hell you doin bein all clingy lovey dovey with this b****?!
Sokka: Hey, don't call her that!
A Pimp Named Slickback: I'll call her whatever the hell I want, and I'm gonna call her a b****. Sokka: No you won't!
A Pimp Named Slickback: Yes I will. Now shut the **** up.
Sokka: "*grumble*
A Pimp Named Slickback: Now, addiction to a b**** can **** with your friends, your health, and scary enough even your money.
Sokka: What does that have to do with my money?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Well, what's the reason yo ass is broke now?
Sokka: Buying her this sleeping bag
A Pimp Named Slickback: And there you have it! You have an overwhelming problem with Chronic B**** Dependency Mr. Sokka.
Sokka: Wow, and I never knew...
A Pimp Named Slickback: Well now you know got-damnit! And now I still got to fix you up some more because yo ass can't fight!
Sokka: What, I can totally fight!
A Pimp Named Slickback:Hm. We'll see about that. Oh Sweetest Taboo!
Sweetest Taboo (one of A Pimp Named Slickback's "items"): Yes Daddy?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Fight this n***a here.
*Sweetest Taboo starts beating up Sokka*
A Pimp Named Slickback: Hit the b****! Come on n***a, if she was Zuko you'd be dead by now!
Sokka! But I-- OW! ---don't hit girls -- OOOhowhowch!
A Pimp Named Slickback: You need to hit her, you're protected by law to hit her now! Damn, Sweetest Taboo you are in rare form...
Edited on 11/07/2007 5:24pm
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tomtitan
[2609]Nov 6, 2007
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*warning, offensive material* (mind you it's not worse than the above post)
more abridged series crossovers.
aang: i have to get to the others!
roku: *appears out of nowhere in front of him* jagshemash! my name a roku! you are jewboy! i need to see into your jew mind, it will only take second!
*enters mind*
roku: it appears this jewboy's mind is split into two parts, one looks like it belongs to little kid, very untidy little kid, if we were in my home country of fire nation he would be stoned. other section looks mysterious, let's look inside.

(it gets a bit boring after that)
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ChrisVisagie
[2610]Nov 6, 2007
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A sleep deprived and delusional Aang walks in on Toph and Sokka making out.
Sokka: Uh...we can explain.
Aang:No need to explain.
Toph: There isn't?
Aang: Of course not, in my sleep deprived delusion I think that I'm seeing you twomake out but since its not real no use getting upset about it.
Toph: Well in that case (turns to Sokka) come and give Momma some more of that sweet stuff.
Toph and Sokka start making out again.
Aang: well this is more entertaining then when Momo and Appa started fighting at least.
Katara walks in
Katara: SOKKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TOPH?!!
Aang: Don't fret it Katara, this isn't real.
Katara: This isn't?
Aang: No, this is just a figmant of my imagination caused by a sleep deprived mind.
Katara: *phew* Had me worried for a moment.
Katara starts to walks off
(pause)
Katara: Wait...
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Blaster33456
[2611]Nov 7, 2007
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THAT'S IT AFTER THIS ONE I'M DEFINITELY GOING BACK TO SPONGEBOB v. AVATAR.
Avatar comes to a resolution
A.K.A. a blooper dedicated to Atu_1 (The user that started the Boondocks and Avatar crossovers)
Aang: * pants from exhaustion * Man, I'm sick of all these crossovers.
Katara: Me too.
Sokka: I ain't.
Aang, Katara, and Toph: * look at Sokka *
Sokka: What's up pimpin? * is in a pimp's suit *
Pimp Named Slickback: Taught him good.
Sokka: GET OVER HERE. * Suki comes over to Sokka in a leash *
Suki: Yes, Sokka.
Katara: WHAT THE ***** IS YOUR PROBLEM SOKKA!
Sokka: Aang. You'd do this too if you wanted Katara.
Aang: No, I wouldn't.
Toph: I know how to get this out of him. * turns to batgirl * SUPERPOWERS
POOF!!!
Aang: Huh? * gets slapped a million times by Sokka till he wakes up *
Sokka: Dang it. We tried to wake you up 2 days straight.
Aang: Oh, it was all just a dream. Whoosh Toph: Wait a minute.. If he grew a big set of hair in only 2 weeks. How much has he grown in 2..
Katara: That's right Toph.
Aang: Huh!? * looks at his head * I GOT AN AFRO. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
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Atu_1
[2612]Nov 7, 2007
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^ lol, Dude! (that's supposed to be crying laughter, that's just how funny it is.) That is just priceless. (And thanks for the dedication.)
Edited on 11/07/2007 10:54am
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tomtitan
[2613]Nov 7, 2007
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blue spirit: aang, you don't stand a ghost of a chance!
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the1stavatar
[2614]Nov 7, 2007
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"Aang's Birthday" (Note: Not realated to any episode)

Day Before Aang's B-day:

*sun is shining, and aang is jumping up and down*

*that night, aang goes to sleep*

The next day:

*it's thundering*

Aang: Well...the rest of my day should be good. I hope.

*few hours later*

Sokka: Aang? Why were you so late to get to the set today?

*aang is frying*

Aang: Lighting...it gave me all it got, and I could not give it back.

Zuko: HEY! LINE STEALER! *shoots lightning at aang* Hey...my inner turmoil is gone! WOOT! It must have been maizu! *goes and looks for mai*

*later*

Aang: *thinking* well, at least everyone remembers it's my birthday.

Director: Hey aang, I got something for you.

*aang is smiling* *5 minutes later, aang is mopping the floors for being a few hours late*

Aang: *thinking* Well, this can't get worse...right?

*toph walks past aang*

Aang: Toph! Don't you remember what day it is?

Toph: No.....

Aang: ...

Toph: Oh yeah! Now I remember! There is something I wanted to do.

Aang: *smiling and thinking* Yes! Someone remembered!

*toph earthbends aang 100 ft away from where he was standing*

Toph: That's what you get for being a pushover around the director, twinkletoes!

Aang: *thinking* Well...I have not seen katara all day. Maybe she will cheer me up. And maybe give me a kiss on the cheek likes she has been doing all the...WHAT THE HECK????

*sees katara and zuko kissing in the kitchen*

Aang: *runs off crying*

Mai: See Zuko? That's how you kiss a girl. Your kissing skills with me are horrible.

Katara: And to think, it only took 8 hours to train him in the art of kissing.

Zuko: Ugh, I still think that my kissing skills were good. And I still don't get why I had to practice on katara.

Mai: Because, the fans were spying on us, so to throw them off, we had to call in katara.

Katara: Don't you remember that scene in "Crossroads of Destiny"? We had to throw them off!

Zuko: Hmm...I never thought that was a shipping momment.

Katara: -_-

Mai: -_-

Zuko: What?

Katara: Come on, let's go get aang's party set up.

*a few buildings down, on a rooftop, aang is soaked in the rain*

Aang: This is the worst birthday ever. You hear that destiny? YOUR SICK AND CRUEL! AND YOUR MOMMA'S SO FAT THAT...

*lightning hits aang*

(meanwhile, party starts in the studio)

Sokka: Ahh, such a good party.

Katara: Yeah, hey wait. Are we forgeting something?

Toph: Hmmm...yeah...who had the to do list?

All other cast: Not me.

Sokka: Hmmm...we set up the studio to make it look like a party area, got the food set up, I ate all the meat, I flirted with sukki.

Toph: And I gave her an earthbender wedgie.

Sokka: What was that toph?

Toph: Nothing.

Sokka: Hmmm...let's see. We had the Who's buffer, Iroh or Appa contest...

*appa walks by with the trophy, iroh is sobbing in the corner, with zuko conforting him*

Sokka: Hmm...we got the birthday cake out...

*momo has eaten most of the cake*

Katara: Momo! Bad! That's aang's cake. He has to blow out the candles!

Toph: Yeah! Now he's upset!

Sokka: It's okay aang, I'll find hawky and we will...

*all three pause a minute*

Toph: Wait a sec...

Katara, Sokka, and Toph: OMG! WE FORGOT ABOUT AANG!!!!

Katara: I thought you told him about the party sokka!

Sokka: Err...I kinda asked him why he was late, and the director kinda heard our conversation, and made him clean the floor for being late.

Director: Hey! He helped make these floors nice for his B-Day!

Sokka: I thought toph told him!

Toph: Err...I kinda...*cough, mumbles something*

Katara: What? What did you do toph?

Toph: Err...I kinda...earthbended him away. *katara and sokka stare at her* What? He broke the first rule of earthbending, being a pushover! Besides, you were suppost to tell him katara!

Katara: Ummm...

Sokka: What?

Katara: Well...*explains the whole zuko kiss thing*

*toph barfs*

Sokka: You disgust me.

Katara: Well...if he's not here...

Trio: THEN WHERE THE HECK IS AANG?

(Rooftop 5 blocks away)

*aang writing letter*

Aang: Dear gang, being as no one cares about me, I have decided to quit avatar, and go join as a new character on *shudders* spongebob squarepants...

PART 2 Coming up!
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tomtitan
[2615]Nov 8, 2007
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the1stavatar wrote:

Aang: Dear gang, being as no one cares about me, I have decided to quit avatar, and go join as a new character on *shudders* spongebob squarepants...

PART 2 Coming up!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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tomtitan
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it's the new avatar spinoff, ozai and pals!
ozai: i'm off to destroy the world! (laughter in background)
zuko: oh ozai, you're always trying to destroy the world! (more laughter)

and now, a very special episode of ozai and pals.
ozai: i'm afraid i have a terminal illness.
zuko: then who will look after out adopted daughter?
ozai: no one, she has a terminal illness too!

more yugioh abridged series there for you.
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the1stavatar

[2617]Nov 8, 2007

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tomtitan wrote:

the1stavatar wrote:

Aang: Dear gang, being as no one cares about me, I have decided to quit avatar, and go join as a new character on *shudders* spongebob squarepants...

PART 2 Coming up!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uhhh...was that NOOOOOOOOO to part 2 or NOOOOOO to aang joining spongebob, because in part 2...

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KingAtticus
[2618]Nov 8, 2007
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Sokka: Ya ever get the feeling put us in situations we don't wanna be put in?

Aang: What do you mean?

Sokka: Like in conditions out of character.

Katara: Oh quit complaining. It's called fan service.
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Blaster33456
[2619]Nov 8, 2007
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Part 6: This is bad....
Katara: Here we go.
SHOCK!!!!!!!
Katara: * fried smelling like barbeque and falls to the ground unconsious *
Aang: F is for... * Aang sees Katara unconsious * Wait... this is a trick. NOOOO!!!!
Jellyfish: Uh-OH * they see Aang getting mad *
Aang: * gets a net * WHO WANTS TO GO JELLYFISHING!!!
Jellyfish: * they start to run away *
Aang: OH no you don't!!! * takes an hour to get a hold of them all * Ha!! How you like dem apples. * puts the jellyfish in a big jar *
Mr. Krabs: * music stops * Um... * notices he's in a ballerina dress * I... can.... explain.
Aang: No need. * sees the rock * I'm going in... * tries to open the rock * Oh man!!! this is heavy. ARRGGGGHHHH!!!! * finally opens the rock and sees..... * :shocl: This is so bad.
Patrick: * realizes the doors opened * I can explain... I can explain.
Aang: Wow.... this is so wrong. * sees packs and packs of SEX TAPES *
( To...... Be....... Continued )
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the1stavatar
[2620]Nov 9, 2007
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"Aang Birthday Part 2: Airbender kills sponge"

*The following day after events of part 1*

Katara: How could we be so stupid! We treated aang like dirt on his birthday, without even knowing it! What's wrong with us?

Toph: I ask that question about sokka everytime he doesn't notice that I like him.

Katara: Huh?

Toph: Nothing.

*sokka comes back in the studio*

Sokka: I found this note. *appa growls* O.k, momo found the note. But I helped! Sorta...

Katara: *reads note* *faints*

Toph: What? What happened? *reads* O_O *faints*

Sokka: Pfft, crazy girls. *reads* *faints*

Zuko: Pfft, crazy non-firebenders. *reads* *faints*

*meanwhile at the spongebob studio*

Spongebob: Hi! I'm spongebob.

Aang: *annoyed* I know who you are, you don't need to tell me.

Spongebob: And this is patrick.

Aang: *annoyed* I know who he is also...

Spongebob: And this is gary.

Aang: *Really Annoyed and Mad* I KNOW WHO EVERYONE IS...

Spongebob: And this is..

Aang: SHUT UP! *goes into the avatar state and blows up the set*

Patrick: Someone has anger issues.

Aang: That's it! I quit this show also! *walks off*

Director of Spongebob: Wait! Don't leave! You could have helped me sabatoge the show and get it kicked off the air! NOOOO!

*a few hours later*

Sokka: Ok...remember the plan...we sneak in, get aang, and be prepared for any enemies.

Katara: Sokka, it's just another set.

Sokka: Hey! We are in enemy territory now! That's an enemy snail.

Gary: Meow.

Sokka: *tries to beat up gary, but fails*

*katara grabs sokka and drags him along*

Sokka: That's right you snail! Fear the water tribe! Fear it! And be lucky I did not...

*is dragged off*

Director of Spongebob: What are you guys doing here?

Toph: Is aang here?

DOS: No, he quit.

Trio: YES! I mean, ohhh, to bad.

Katara: Where did he go?

DOS: He left nick.

Katara: To go where?

DOS: *whispears to katara*

*katara faints*

Sokka: Uh oh...he did not...

*meanwhile*

Aang: Hi! I'd like to sign up for this show.

Secretary: No, we don't let kids on this show. It gets bloody on this show.

Aang: I almost died on my show, I was hit with lightning in the heart!

Secretary: No, and besides, even if you could get on the show, we can't film until the writers stop the strike.

Aang: They are not exactly...striking...

Secretary: What do you mean?

Aang: Well....

*few hours ago*

Aang: Hey! Angry protester guys. Can you tell me where... What the heck are you guys doing.

Writers on Strike: What? We figured if holding picket signs and causing shows to stop productions did not help us, we'd try this!

Aang: So...your gonna all try singing on american idol...

Writers: Exactly!

Aang: You all are aware that you sing awful...right?

Writers: Yeah, so?

Aang: -_-

*back to present time*

Secritary: Pfft. Wierdos.

Aang: NOW GET ME A JOB HERE!

???: I can get you a job.

Aang: Hey, how did you get on this show?

Zhao: That's what happens when you kill me off the show. *smiles evily* Now why don't you step into my office...

Part 3 coming soon...
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