Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Combustion Man: inhalation *doubles over coughing uncontrollably*
Director: CUT! CUT! *runs over* Hey there man, what's up?
CM: I think...*cough*...I think I...*wheeze*...sucked a bug...up my nose. *cough*
Director: Oh...well you want some water or something?
CM: *cough*
Director: I said-
CM: I f***ing heard you!*wheeze*
Director: Hey, let's lose the big breath intake if it's going to be a problem.
CM: I told you *wheeze* I can't fire a blast without taking deep breath first.
Director: Why not?
CM: I don't know! Ask the g*ddamn writers!
Aang: (calling up cliff) Hey, uh, are we still filming?
Director: No, we're taking a break. CM sucked a bug up his nose.
CM: Oh that's great...just go ahead and tell the whole world! Why don't you post it on your blog while you're at it!
SLATE GUY: Appa's Lost Days, Scene 14C. Take 1.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Appa struggles as the sandbenders ensnare him with several ropes.
SANDBENDER: Put a muzzle on her!
DIRECTOR: Cut! That's "Put a muzzle on him."
SANDBENDER: Right. Sorry.
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SLATE GUY: Appa's Lost Days, Scene 14C. Take 6.
SANDBENDER: Put a puzzle on him!
DIRECTOR: Cut!
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SLATE GUY: Take 15.
SANDBENDER: Put a... Put a... *coughs* Line!
Appa stands up and pulls his head off, revealing an overweight actor with sweat dripping off him.
APPA/ACTOR: That's it! I've had it with this guy flubbing his lines! You know how hot it is under all this fur?! It's a hundred twenty degrees in the frickin' desert and this moron can't say one stupid line! Screw this! I'm going to my trailer!
As the Appa/Actor waddles off he trips on his middle legs and falls face first in the sand.
APPA/ACTOR: Son of a BLEEP!!
crazy17 wrote: |
I'll do a ripoff! (Toph is helping Aang prepare for his kiss with Katara) Toph: All right, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out 5 gold pieces. Aang: (takes out five gold pieces) Why? Toph: (takes the money) I need 5 gold pieces. Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her by that old, scary abandoned house on the corner. Aang: Right! 'Cuz she'll think I'm brave. Toph: No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you. That's when you plant one on her. Aang: Ok, that's a great idea! Toph: Thanks. Do you have ten coppepieces for these five gold pieces? Aang: Uh...(takes out ten copper pieces) Toph: (takes the money) Great, 'cuz my five gold pieces were lonely. (runs off) Aang: o.o (stares after Toph in disbelief) |
Spacerac wrote: |
Yech, Disney Channel. I hardly watch that station now. |
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