the1stavatar wrote: | ||
It would wouldn't it? |
Yes, it would be VERY messed up. Ok, back to bloopers!
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
the1stavatar wrote: | ||
It would wouldn't it? |
the_mental_teen wrote: |
I saw another thread with the same name and it was hilarious. Since it disappeared, I thought I could try to continue it! Here's an example of how to do it (This was from the previous one) from: book1 ch14 Meng: Floozy Katara: I heard that biotch! *uses water whip and hits Meng in the head* Director: CUT!! You can't do that Katara! Katara: You heard what she called me! Director: Mess up again and I take away your paycheck!! Katara:...touch my check, and you die... Director: You're fired. Katara: D@MN YOU ALL!!! *Katara walks off set and Aang walks to Meng* Aang: Did you do that on purpose? Meng: Yep Aang: Nice work. Have fun! I'll enjoy reading these! (some of you also remember the thread, you might as well try to re-post your previous one) |
Atu_1 wrote: | ||
12-04-2006
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Here's the Anniversary Blooper. It stinks, I know, but I tried.
Sokka: First of wall...I-I-what?
Aang: What?
Sokka: D-Don't intawupt me when why make mah speech!
Katara: What's wrong with him?
Toph: I'll give you 2 choices but you'll only need 1.
Katara: I knew bringing free cactus juice was a bad idea...
Sokka: Anyway...I'd wike to thank Waang for being most of the-the-the bwoopers. Anythwing you'd like to sway?
Aang: Well...
Sokka: Who the dwuck asked you?!
Aang: ...
Sokka: Before I go on...uh...I'd like to congratulate everyone welse on their effort on being in the bwoopers!
Toph: We didn't decide; it was the posters who made us me in them and do some horrible, horrible things.
Sokka: Oh like how they made some of us swuts and woores?
Toph: ...Yeah
Sokka: Aw, Twoph is such a great fwiend! She's better than that twash talkin Wowo!
Aang: It's "Momo"
Sokka: Not if you look at him upswide down!
Aang: ...huh?
Toph: Aang, he's high on cactus juice. *looks at Sokka* You're stupid when you're high.
Sokka: That's what yo momma said wass night!
Toph: I'm done here.
Sokka: Anyway, I'd like t-t-to-to...oh man, I'm so freaking wasted!
*Passes out*the_mental_teen wrote: |
Sokka: Who the dwuck asked you?! Aang: ... |
That has got to be the funniest line in he whole thread. Just awesome.
OK here's my 1st one:
*Zuko's in a training session w/ Iroh*
Zuko: C'mon Uncle! i don't got all day.
Iroh:*shoots lightning bolt*
Zuko: Hey is that Jessica Simpson?*gets hit by lighning*
Iroh:
Zuko: Holy $HIT!!! Uncle WTF was that for?!!!!
Iroh:*pulls off mask showing that he's Britney Spears**sings* Oops! I did it again!*drops the baby**said*Oops!i did it again!
Zuko: OHTHANKGOD! I'M NOTG@Y!! I SCR3WED MY UNCLE BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS BRITNEY. KISS MY A$$ K FED!!!
BRITNEY/Uncle: I'm having Pairs and Nicole over ok?
Zuko: Huh?
*3 hours later*
Paris: Fat @$$!
Nicole: Shut up, B****!
Zuko: Shut up the two of u!*kills them w/ fire*
Britney: Zuzu, i need a new wig. and i dropped the baby again. and-
Zuko:*kills her w/ fire*well, i put her out of her misery.
Britney/Uncle/Ghost:Gimme , gimme more!!
Zuko@mn.
tomtitan wrote: |
zuko: no! i've got to say a few things! ozai: fine, go on. zuko: first of all, i wasn't the one who killed the avatar in ba sing se, azula is, and he's alive. ozai: what? get out of my sight! zuko: that's another thing, i'm done taking orders! ozai: you will obey- *zuko takes out swords* zuko: i'm gonna speak my mind, and you're gonna listen, i need to say something, now! ozai: what? zuko: i really wanna go to the falloutboy concert! and i really want the chocolate! i want it now! ozai: fine! (mumbling to himself) crazy emo boy... |
I'm gonna include my fan fic character in this 1(i think i'll post the first chappie in a few mins.)
*In the Zuko Alone Episode*
Icelin: r we there yet?
Zuko: no.
Icelin:...r we there yet?
Zuko:u just asked me that 5 seconds ago.
Icelin:*shrugs*
Icelin:Are we there yet?
Zuko: No!
Icelin:Are we there yet?!are we there yet?! are we there yet?!
Zuko:NO!!!!
Icelin: Hurry up!
Zuko: Do u have to go to the bathroom?
Icelin:No...OK yeah.
Zuko:*stops ostrich horse and she jumps off and run behind a rock*
5 mins. l8ter
*Icelin walks out from behind rock*
Zuko:Ya done
Icelin:Yep.
*They go again*
Icelin: ARE WE THERE YET?!!!
Zuko: no!!! not 4 another 100 miles. do u have to go to the bathroom?
Icelin:
Zuko:WHAT'S THE MATTER?!!!*pull out calendar*Hmm, the 7th was 2 weeks ago*under breath*she doesn't have "that".
Icelin: It's just that*sniff* we're gonna miss Fall Out Boys farewell concert!!!wah-wah!
Zuko:
Zuko and Icelin:
iknow, it was horrible
tomtitan wrote: |
zuko: no! i've got to say a few things! ozai: fine, go on. zuko: first of all, i wasn't the one who killed the avatar in ba sing se, azula is, and he's alive. ozai: what? get out of my sight! zuko: that's another thing, i'm done taking orders! ozai: you will obey- *zuko takes out swords* zuko: i'm gonna speak my mind, and you're gonna listen, i need to say something, now! ozai: what? zuko: i really wanna go to the falloutboy concert! and i really want the chocolate! i want it now! ozai: fine! (mumbling to himself) crazy emo boy... |
tomtitan wrote: | ||
*adds to it* zuko: oh and another thing, can me and my band play in the bleeding tearfilled heartbreak battle of the emo bands? there will be more crazy pre-teen emo girls than at a james blunt concert! ozai: now you've gone too far! it's time for ozai mania to run wild on your @$$!!! *scars* zuko: no! you've burned my emo eye shadow that resembles a scar! noooooo!!!!! |
Atu_1 wrote: |
A/B 3-Slickback and Sokka (The Serpent's Pass-Sokka's Master elements) Sokka: No Suki the ledge can give way! Suki: *slightly exasperated* Sokka?.... Sokka: I just, I just can't lose you! *A Pimp Named Slickback appears and pull Sokka aside* A Pimp Named Slickback: What the hell you doin bein all clingy lovey dovey with this b****?! Sokka: Hey, don't call her that! A Pimp Named Slickback: I'll call her whatever the hell I want, and I'm gonna call her a b****. Sokka: No you won't! A Pimp Named Slickback: Yes I will. Now shut the **** up. Sokka: "*grumble* A Pimp Named Slickback: Now, addiction to a b**** can **** with your friends, your health, and scary enough even your money. Sokka: What does that have to do with my money? A Pimp Named Slickback: Well, what's the reason yo ass is broke now? Sokka: Buying her this sleeping bag A Pimp Named Slickback: And there you have it! You have an overwhelming problem with Chronic B**** Dependency Mr. Sokka. Sokka: Wow, and I never knew... A Pimp Named Slickback: Well now you know got-damnit! And now I still got to fix you up some more because yo ass can't fight! Sokka: What, I can totally fight! A Pimp Named Slickback:Hm. We'll see about that. Oh Sweetest Taboo! Sweetest Taboo (one of A Pimp Named Slickback's "items"): Yes Daddy? A Pimp Named Slickback: Fight this n***a here. *Sweetest Taboo starts beating up Sokka* A Pimp Named Slickback: Hit the b****! Come on n***a, if she was Zuko you'd be dead by now! Sokka! But I-- OW! ---don't hit girls -- OOOhowhowch! A Pimp Named Slickback: You need to hit her, you're protected by law to hit her now! Damn, Sweetest Taboo you are in rare form... |
WMMRrocks wrote: |
Thugnificent: Yo n***a I heard you like readin and s**t like that, congradulations man. Aang: Did you just congradulate me for reading? Momo: What'd you say n***a! |
"Day of Black Sun"
Toph: (nausiated by the submarine ride) Yeah, way to go, Sokka. You've invented an even worse way of travel than flying.
The Duke: (offers his helmet) Helmet? (she gratefully takes it and barfs) I'm sure your boyfriend didn't mean to make you sick.
Toph: He's not my boyfriend!
The Duke: But you like him! ^^ It's pretty obvious from everything you write in your diary.
Toph: You read my diary!? WHY YOU LITTLE-- Waitaminute... I don't have a diary. I can't even read or write.
The Duke: Hey, neither can I. Weird, huh? Still, you like Sokka! XD
Toph: Shut up, diary peeker! (shoves The Duke's helmet back on his head while it's still full of Toph's you-know-what)
The Duke: UUUUGHHH!!! GROSS; I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO BATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!!!
Toph: You never bathed before?
The Duke: Hey, we lived in treehouses and lived off of stuff we stole from Fire Nation soldiers.
Sokka: (witnessing this blooper) I_T; Um, come to think of if, Mr. Mechanist, I think we better resurface right now.
Katara w/ Tophis at Disneyworld
Katara:Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Toph can we ride the tea cups?
Toph:No.
Katara:...Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Toph can we ride the roller coaster?
Toph:No.
Katara:...Ooh!Ooh!Ooh! Toph can we ride-
Toph: Why don't u just go ride Mickey!
Katara:OK!
*9 Months later*
Doctor: Congratulations! it's a-mouse?
Aang:0_o
Zuko:0_o
Sokka:0_o
Zuko:*to Toph* This all ur fault.
After the suprising long hiatus of this blooper series. I'm bringing it back!
Part 8: It's Crushing Time!!!! (pt. 1)
Aang: * walks to bust Spongebob's door open * Whereeeee arrrrreeee youuuuuu... I seeee youuuuu
Katara: That's not gonna work Aang.
Aang: Fine. * starts busting stuff till he sees Gary.
Katara: What are you thinking?
Aang: Nothing just thinking of a good way to make a SNAIL Hat!!!!!
Gary:
To be continued.