Avatar: The Last Airbender: Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

DMClover314
[1521]Mar 2, 2007
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(The GAang decide to go a resturant on Karoke night)
(Entering the resturant)
Sokka: Hey look, people are singing on stage!
Katara: So?
Sokka: They use a michrophone!
Katara: and...
Sokka: I've always wanted to use one!
Katara: Really?
Sokka: It's always been??my dream to sing! Can i sing, please, please, can i, can i???
Katara: Whatever!
Sokka: Yippe!
(GAang sits at a table, Sokka runs for the mic.)
Sokka: This is for all the ladies out there...
????????????????????????Wanna love me
???????????????????????? wanna touch me
?????????????????????? think twice cuz u've gotta long way to go.
???????????????????? Don't know how to act
?????????????????? Betta fall back
?????????????????? It's like that, cuz u gotta long way to go
???????????????? It's not that deep
??????????????????Take it easy
???????????????? U wanna please me
?????????????? U've gotta long way to go
?????????????? I'm a bad girl
???????????? U wanna get close....
Noooo, wait, that's not right, o wait, I'm a bad "boy", u wanna get close...
Audience: Boooooooo! U SUCK!
Sokka: NOOOO, MY DREAM IS RUINED!!
(Cries off the stage)
...
Zuko: Uncle, i think i wanna sing!
Iroh: I'm not stoppin you, wanna make a hog monkey outta urself, than be my guest!
(Zuko goes on stage)
Zuko: I don't give a BEEP
??????????????????Keep lookin at my BEEP
???????????????? Cuz it don't mean a thang if u lookin at ma BEEP
?????????????? I'ma do my thang while u playin wit ya BEEP
?????????? HAHAHA HAHA
Audience: ?? GET OFF THE STAGE!
Zuko: O YEA? WELL SCREW ALL OF U!
(Aang gets drunk)
Aang: My turn, my turn.
Katara: No, I'm not gonna let you embarress urself!
(Aang runs up on stage)
Aang: I'd like to dedicate this song to my love Katara, cuz her a$$ is so big.?? I love you Katara, cuz u have a huge a$$.
Katara: ?? I do not!
Toph: The truth comes out when ur drunk sugar queen. He likes you for ur a$$.
Aang: I LOVE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
???????????????? YOU OTHA BROTHA'S CAN'T DENY
???????????????? WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WIT A ITTY BITTY WASTE
???????????????? AND THAT BIG THING IN UR FACE...
Katara: I can't believe this, I?? do not have a big butt.
Toph: Yes u do!
Katara: NO I DON"T, NO I DON"T!!!
Toph: Ur rite Katara, ur just a huge pain in the a$$.
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titiembe

[1522]Mar 2, 2007

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DMClover314 wrote:

(The GAang decide to go a resturant on Karoke night)

(Entering the resturant)

Sokka: Hey look, people are singing on stage!

Katara: So?

Sokka: They use a michrophone!

Katara: and...

Sokka: I've always wanted to use one!

Katara: Really?

Sokka: It's always been??my dream to sing! Can i sing, please, please, can i, can i???

Katara: Whatever!

Sokka: Yippe!

(GAang sits at a table, Sokka runs for the mic.)

Sokka: This is for all the ladies out there...

????????????????????????Wanna love me

???????????????????????? wanna touch me

?????????????????????? think twice cuz u've gotta long way to go.

???????????????????? Don't know how to act

?????????????????? Betta fall back

?????????????????? It's like that, cuz u gotta long way to go

???????????????? It's not that deep

??????????????????Take it easy

???????????????? U wanna please me

?????????????? U've gotta long way to go

?????????????? I'm a bad girl

???????????? U wanna get close....

Noooo, wait, that's not right, o wait, I'm a bad "boy", u wanna get close...

Audience: Boooooooo! U SUCK!

Sokka: NOOOO, MY DREAM IS RUINED!!

(Cries off the stage)

...

Zuko: Uncle, i think i wanna sing!

Iroh: I'm not stoppin you, wanna make a hog monkey outta urself, than be my guest!

(Zuko goes on stage)

Zuko: I don't give a BEEP

??????????????????Keep lookin at my BEEP

???????????????? Cuz it don't mean a thang if u lookin at ma BEEP

?????????????? I'ma do my thang while u playin wit ya BEEP

?????????? HAHAHA HAHA

Audience: ?? GET OFF THE STAGE!

Zuko: O YEA? WELL SCREW ALL OF U!

(Aang gets drunk)

Aang: My turn, my turn.

Katara: No, I'm not gonna let you embarress urself!

(Aang runs up on stage)

Aang: I'd like to dedicate this song to my love Katara, cuz her a$$ is so big.?? I love you Katara, cuz u have a huge a$$.

Katara: ?? I do not!

Toph: The truth comes out when ur drunk sugar queen. He likes you for ur a$$.

Aang: I LOVE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

???????????????? YOU OTHA BROTHA'S CAN'T DENY

???????????????? WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WIT A ITTY BITTY WASTE

???????????????? AND THAT BIG THING IN UR FACE...

Katara: I can't believe this, I?? do not have a big butt.

Toph: Yes u do!

Katara: NO I DON"T, NO I DON"T!!!

Toph: Ur rite Katara, ur just a huge pain in the a$$.

ROFL!

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crazy17
[1523]Mar 2, 2007
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(Crossroads of Destiny- mright after Zula leaves Zuko alone with Iroh)
Iroh:...So...what now?
Zuko: *sighs* Uncle, I'm really sorry about this...*starts to take off robe*
Iroh: o.o Wait, you wanna be a stripper?
Zuko: O_O NO! I wanna join Azula! *walks off*
Iroh: 0_o Wait! Come back! Stripping is a good job to have! *pause* He's so dead...

*Zuko and Azula finally meet with Ozai*
Ozai: Screw you, Zuko!
Zuko:...
Ozai: I nevewr liked you!
Zuko:...
Ozai: I killed yo mama!
Zuko: WHAT?! YOU (Insert swearing here)! I'LL MOFO KILL YOU! *whips out bazooka*
Ozai: O_O When were THOSE invented?!
Zuko: *BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!*
Ozai: *deader than dead*
Aang: HEY! That was supposed to be MY job! *cries*
Zuko: ...B*tch. *shoots Aang*
Katara: HEY! *kills Zuko*
Iroh: HEY! *kills Katara*
Sokka: HEY! *kills Iroh*
Toph: HEY! *kills Sokka*
Ty Lee: HEY! *kills Toph*
Lao (Toph's dad): HEY! *kills Ty Lee*
Mai: HEY! *kills Lao*
Yin (Toph's mom): HEY! *kills Mai*
*HUGE chain reaction. Everyone ends up dead, and there was a huge fire that destroyed all of life on Earth*
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ChrisVisagie
[1524]Mar 3, 2007
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The GAang are in a clearing??with a??disheartened??Sokka, who had been held hostage by Ozai's Angels
Katara: How are you feeling?
Sokka: Don't ask.
Toph: What did they do to you?
Sokka: I don't want to talk about it.
Aang: (looking at??Sokka's neck)??Is that a hicky?
Sokka: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!
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titiembe

[1525]Mar 3, 2007

member since: 08/12/06
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crazy17 wrote:

(Crossroads of Destiny- mright after Zula leaves Zuko alone with Iroh)
Iroh:...So...what now?
Zuko: *sighs* Uncle, I'm really sorry about this...*starts to take off robe*
Iroh: o.o Wait, you wanna be a stripper?
Zuko: O_O NO! I wanna join Azula! *walks off*
Iroh: 0_o Wait! Come back! Stripping is a good job to have! *pause* He's so dead...

*Zuko and Azula finally meet with Ozai*
Ozai: Screw you, Zuko!
Zuko:...
Ozai: I nevewr liked you!
Zuko:...
Ozai: I killed yo mama!
Zuko: WHAT?! YOU (Insert swearing here)! I'LL MOFO KILL YOU! *whips out bazooka*
Ozai: O_O When were THOSE invented?!
Zuko: *BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!*
Ozai: *deader than dead*
Aang: HEY! That was supposed to be MY job! *cries*
Zuko: ...B*tch. *shoots Aang*
Katara: HEY! *kills Zuko*
Iroh: HEY! *kills Katara*
Sokka: HEY! *kills Iroh*
Toph: HEY! *kills Sokka*
Ty Lee: HEY! *kills Toph*
Lao (Toph's dad): HEY! *kills Ty Lee*
Mai: HEY! *kills Lao*
Yin (Toph's mom): HEY! *kills Mai*
*HUGE chain reaction. Everyone ends up dead, and there was a huge fire that destroyed all of life on Earth*

LOL!

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clearwater04
[1526]Mar 3, 2007
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The GAang are in a clearing??with a??disheartened??Sokka, who had been held hostage by Ozai's Angels
Katara: How are you feeling?
Sokka: Don't ask.
Toph: What did they do to you?
Sokka: I don't want to talk about it.
Aang: (looking at??Sokka's neck)??Is that a hicky?
Sokka: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!
Toph:?? no its a tattoo of of a heart that he changes whenever he's with a different girl
Aang: how would you know? yur blind.
Katara:?? O MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
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titiembe

[1527]Mar 3, 2007

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clearwater04 wrote:

The GAang are in a clearing??with a??disheartened??Sokka, who had been held hostage by Ozai's Angels

Katara: How are you feeling?

Sokka: Don't ask.

Toph: What did they do to you?

Sokka: I don't want to talk about it.

Aang: (looking at??Sokka's neck)??Is that a hicky?

Sokka: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!

Toph:?? no its a tattoo of of a heart that he changes whenever he's with a different girl

Aang: how would you know? yur blind.

Katara:?? O MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha I can just imagine that happening.

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ChrisVisagie
[1528]Mar 3, 2007
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After shooting the flying scene in cross roads of destiny
Director: AND CUT!!! That's a wrap.
Toph pauses for a moment and then let's go of Sokka's arm. Sokka starts to walk of. Toph smiles blissfully
Aang: You look pleased with your self.
Toph: Let's just say that I find??scenes like that highly rewarding.
Sokka: HEY!! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!
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DMClover314

[1529]Mar 3, 2007

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ChrisVisagie wrote:

After shooting the flying scene in cross roads of destiny

Director: AND CUT!!! That's a wrap.

Toph pauses for a moment and then let's go of Sokka's arm. Sokka starts to walk of. Toph smiles blissfully

Aang: You look pleased with your self.

Toph: Let's just say that I find??scenes like that highly rewarding.

Sokka: HEY!! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!

lol, bad toph!

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ChrisVisagie
[1530]Mar 3, 2007
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Katara: uh I think that perhapes we shouldn't have that??many Tokka scenes in season three.
Director: Why?
Katara: Well you see Toph has finally hit puberty and she's still adjusting to hormone changes.
Director: And your worried about her being able to cope?
Katara: Actually I'm more worried about Sokka.
Director: Huh?
Sokka runs by, with Toph in hot persuit.
Sokka: ARG!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME WOMAN!!!!
Toph: Come back here you delicous peice of man meat.
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titiembe

[1531]Mar 3, 2007

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ChrisVisagie wrote:

Katara: uh I think that perhapes we shouldn't have that??many Tokka scenes in season three.

Director: Why?

Katara: Well you see Toph has finally hit puberty and she's still adjusting to hormone changes.

Director: And your worried about her being able to cope?

Katara: Actually I'm more worried about Sokka.

Director: Huh?

Sokka runs by, with Toph in hot persuit.

Sokka: ARG!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME WOMAN!!!!

Toph: Come back here you delicous peice of man meat.

Gross and funny... a true blooper....

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Animecookie123
[1532]Mar 3, 2007
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Director: Cave of two lovers take 1... action!
Aang: what do we do?
Katarra: What can we do?
*Katarra and aang lean in to kiss and it goes dark*
*lights come on and Katarra and Aang are makin out on the floor of the cave*
Director: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
*There still makin out*
Director: HEY!!!!
Aang: Oh sorry we got a little carried away there.
Director: ok... lets do this again. Cave of two lovers take 2... ACTION!
Aang: what do we do?

Katarra: What can we do?
*Katarra and aang lean in to kiss and it goes dark*
*the lights come on*
Aang: hey the lights are on!
Katarra: yea
Aang: lets do it!
Director: you just want to see me suffer... dont you?
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Animecookie123
[1533]Mar 3, 2007
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Aang: I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Sokka: kay!
*Aang is listening to the conversation with Katarra and Aunt WU*
*Aang goes back to where Sokka is*
Sokka: That seemed like a delightful battroom break
Aang: Oh yea!
Sokka: Something tells me you didn't go to the bathroom
Aang: What?! what are you talking about i went to the bathroom!
Sokka: You know Aang were both boys here... I have to say that I've done it a few times myself.
Aang: really?
Sokka: yea... masturbation is completely normal, its a way of maturety... and quite enjoyable as well.
Aang: whats masturbation?

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ChrisVisagie
[1534]Mar 3, 2007
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Assistant: Sir, I think we should have someone??check out set 36, it could unsafe.
Director: THat might be a good idea. Hey Sokka.
Sokka: Yeah?
Director: Would you mind going over to set 36?
Sokka: Ok
Sokka walks off
*crash* *bang* *crunch*
(Pause)
Director: You're right, it is unsafe, I'll get someone to fix it on monday??
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Falcondude123
[1535]Mar 3, 2007
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Aang: Katara, there's something I've always wanted to tell you...but it's hard for me to say it...
Katara: It's okay aang. You can tell me anything.
Aang: you snore... It's really starting to bug me...
Katara:huh???
Aang: Like this one night while we were riding on appa I was about to rest my eyes for a bit when suddenly I heard this deep scartching sound...it was you katara...you snore...
Katara: No I don't!
Aang: yes, katara. you do. you snore like a pig.
Katara: That's insane, i am a sound sleeper!
Sokka: He's right katara. I mean, i got used to it being your brother and all, but you snore like a friggin howler monkey!
Aang:See? Someone agrees with me!
Katara: That's nonsense! I would know if I snore!
Toph: You mean to tell me it was YOU snoring!?!? It was soo LOUD I just assumed it had to be appa!
Aang: That's actually what I thought at first! But then I realized it couldn't be appa! He was awake and flying! I'm sorry Katara. I really do hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Sokka:So now everyone knows it! You Snore Katara! Don't try to hide it!
Katara: *grumble* *grumble*
Toph: Don't take it so hard, Katara. Everyone has some kind of problem. Take me for instance, I was born blind! And I'm a rebel!!
Sokka: And i have a cactus-juice problem!!
Aang: And I am incapable of having kids!!
(All Stare at him.)
Aang: well I just thought that since we were all being honest...maybe, you know, I'd just come out of the closet!...
(All stare at him)
Aang:....uhhh, I think I'll go get more wood for the fire now..he,he,he....
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ChrisVisagie

[1536]Mar 3, 2007

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Falcondude123 wrote:

Aang: Katara, there's something I've always wanted to tell you...but it's hard for me to say it... Katara: It's okay aang. You can tell me anything. Aang: you snore... It's really starting to bug me... Katara:huh??? Aang: Like this one night while we were riding on appa I was about to rest my eyes for a bit when suddenly I heard this deep scartching sound...it was you katara...you snore... Katara: No I don't! Aang: yes, katara. you do. you snore like a pig. Katara: That's insane, i am a sound sleeper! Sokka: He's right katara. I mean, i got used to it being your brother and all, but you snore like a friggin howler monkey! Aang:See? Someone agrees with me! Katara: That's nonsense! I would know if I snore! Toph: You mean to tell me it was YOU snoring!?!? It was soo LOUD I just assumed it had to be appa! Aang: That's actually what I thought at first! But then I realized it couldn't be appa! He was awake and flying! I'm sorry Katara. I really do hate to be the bearer of bad news. Sokka:So now everyone knows it! You Snore Katara! Don't try to hide it! Katara: *grumble* *grumble* Toph: Don't take it so hard, Katara. Everyone has some kind of problem. Take me for instance, I was born blind! And I'm a rebel!! Sokka: And i have a cactus-juice problem!! Aang: And I am incapable of having kids!! (All Stare at him.) Aang: well I just thought that since we were all being honest...maybe, you know, I'd just come out of the closet!... (All stare at him) Aang:....uhhh, I think I'll go get more wood for the fire now..he,he,he....

Lol that was great.

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titiembe

[1537]Mar 4, 2007

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Falcondude123 wrote:

Aang: Katara, there's something I've always wanted to tell you...but it's hard for me to say it...
Katara: It's okay aang. You can tell me anything.
Aang: you snore... It's really starting to bug me...
Katara:huh???
Aang: Like this one night while we were riding on appa I was about to rest my eyes for a bit when suddenly I heard this deep scartching sound...it was you katara...you snore...
Katara: No I don't!
Aang: yes, katara. you do. you snore like a pig.
Katara: That's insane, i am a sound sleeper!
Sokka: He's right katara. I mean, i got used to it being your brother and all, but you snore like a friggin howler monkey!
Aang:See? Someone agrees with me!
Katara: That's nonsense! I would know if I snore!
Toph: You mean to tell me it was YOU snoring!?!? It was soo LOUD I just assumed it had to be appa!
Aang: That's actually what I thought at first! But then I realized it couldn't be appa! He was awake and flying! I'm sorry Katara. I really do hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Sokka:So now everyone knows it! You Snore Katara! Don't try to hide it!
Katara: *grumble* *grumble*
Toph: Don't take it so hard, Katara. Everyone has some kind of problem. Take me for instance, I was born blind! And I'm a rebel!!
Sokka: And i have a cactus-juice problem!!
Aang: And I am incapable of having kids!!
(All Stare at him.)
Aang: well I just thought that since we were all being honest...maybe, you know, I'd just come out of the closet!...
(All stare at him)
Aang:....uhhh, I think I'll go get more wood for the fire now..he,he,he....

Hahahahahhaa

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blazerperry29

[1538]Mar 4, 2007

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Falcondude123 wrote:

well of course aang is incapable of having kids. unless... ohhhhhhhhhhhOHHHHHHH! lol nice

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ChrisVisagie
[1539]Mar 4, 2007
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Sokka has been captured by Ozai's angels
Katara: We have to get him back. Who knows what sick things they are doing to him.
Toph: Calm down Sugar Queen. They need him alive.
Aang: Yea that's true.
Katara: That's not the point.
Aang: Come on Katara. They are three attractive, teen age girls who probably haven't had time with any boys their age since they started chasing us. What's the worse that could happen.
Gaang: ......
Katara: SOKKA, IF YOU'RE NOT SCREAMING FOR MERCY YOU WILL BE SOON ENOUGH.
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DMClover314

[1540]Mar 4, 2007

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Animecookie123 wrote:

Aang: I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Sokka: kay!
*Aang is listening to the conversation with Katarra and Aunt WU*
*Aang goes back to where Sokka is*
Sokka: That seemed like a delightful battroom break
Aang: Oh yea!
Sokka: Something tells me you didn't go to the bathroom
Aang: What?! what are you talking about i went to the bathroom!
Sokka: You know Aang were both boys here... I have to say that I've done it a few times myself.
Aang: really?
Sokka: yea... masturbation is completely normal, its a way of maturety... and quite enjoyable as well.
Aang: whats masturbation?

lol, poor aang

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