S1E1 (1)Pilot
S1E2 (2)- Jex
S1E3 (3)- Trapped
S1E4 (4)- Crushed
S1E5 (5)- Memories and Repercussions: Previously on Bikini Top... On the way back from church, Anna receives a shocking surprise as a boulder falls on a man nonchalantly walking down the sidewalk, until a boulder crushes him, killing him. Anna is freaking out, and when she goes over to Bryan's house to study, she and Bryan, along with Trey Google "Bikini Top accidents" and discover the small town has had tons of accidents just like the boulder falling on that man. And, Jake wakes up with a hangover, later receiving a call from Morgan. After some quick chatting, she begs him not to drink ever again, revealing that she was adopted, and that her biological parents were drunks who hit her. Jake promises he won't drink. Then, Bryan, Trey, and Anna see that the Bikini Top Bridge collapsed, leaving hundreds of lives in danger....
Bryan is driving Trey and Anna to the bridge, trying to find out what the hell is going on. They arrive at the bridge, only to see construction vehicles under the bridge, fighting desperately to keep it from falling. They see a car slip off the bridge... dead. Anna rests her head on Trey's shoulder, sobbing. Then, she looks him in the eyes. Letting all of her feelings emerge, she kisses Trey. Trey doesn't kiss back. All he does is pull away.
"Anna, I'm not looking for a relationship."
"Uh-- oh.... Why not?" she asks.
"I'm... seeing someone."
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"Oh... I see," Anna says. She gets out of the car, embarrassed, crying.
Bryan turns to Trey. "What was up with that? You're not seeing anyone."
"I just-- didn't tell you guys."
"Who is it?" Jake asked.
"It's this girl, Arianna."
"Who?" Jake asked.
"She's this mega-hot chick, we met at the beach when we went a week ago, remember? You hooked up with that Temperance girl."
"I did not 'hook up' with Temperance!"
"Well you kissed, and I swear I saw tongue!"
"Don't tell anyone, please!" Bryan pleaded.
"Whatever," Trey said, and he got out of the car.
Temperance was practically in Heaven. Last week, when Bryan kissed her... the world... it melted away. Her father had recently died, so it was hard. But when she kissed Bryan, all of those thoughts of death just vanished from her head. Those memories were what she always wanted to keep. Sure, it was okay living with just her mother. Honestly, she had always preferred her father, just because he always seemed so nice and well-meaning, while her mother was superficial and cared about beauty. Her father was more down to earth. But her mother... she wasn't, to say the least. And her older sister had just moved out, going to college at Bikini Bottom University. It's some school for rich people. And Temperance's family wasn't rich. Not until a year ago, when Temperance's mother Brenda started dating this rich man, Tristan. The weird thing... it was only two months after her father, Harrison, had died. And Temperance absolutely hated to judge people by their looks, but Tristan was not good looking. At all.... It was just all so strange, and fishy. And it made Temperance want to hate Brenda. But she didn't. Not quite. She didn't like her, but she also didn't hate her. She was somewhere in between, except closer to hate. But that's what she loved about kissing Bryan. Now her mind was no longer shrouded with all of these meaningless thoughts. It was awesome not being able to think about that! Then, she got a call on her cell phone from Bryan.
"Hello," she said.
"Hi," said Bryan. "Listen... about that kiss."
Crap. "Uh... what about it?"
"It didn't mean anything. I just... wanted to clear that up."
Temperance hung up. She threw her cell phone at the floor, ran to her room, slammed the door, locked it, plopped down on her bed, and cried her eyes out.
Bryan wipes away one quick tear, then finds his father in all the mess. "Hey Dad, what's going on?"
"What's going on?" Gordan says.
"I mean-- how's the bridge thing going, Mr. Chief of Police?"
Gordan chuckled. "Well, some lives were lost, but we managed to save the bridge. All the cars just need to get off of it, and everything will be okay. Good as new in a week."
"And how did it break?"
"I don't know," Gordan said. "Just some freak accident."
A few days later, Bryan was sitting down watching some TV. His favorite show was over, and on came his least favorite show... Total Cartoon Island. "Gah..." he said, and he changed the channel, showing Total Drama Island. "The remake sucks. I like the original better."
S1E6 (6)- Arianna and Naomi: Previously on Bikini Top... Bryan rushes Trey and Anna to the bridge, prompting Anna to give Trey a sneak attack kiss. Then, Trey pulls away, to Anna's dismay. He lets her know he's seeing someone. Anna feels embarrassed, and gets out of Bryan's vomit green boatmobile. Trey then reveals to Bryan that he met his girlfriend, Arianna, that day at the beach about a week ago. He also tells Bryan he saw him sticking his tongue in Temperance's mouth. Then, we see Temperance reminiscing about her tragic and rather confusing past, when she gets a call from Bryan, telling her the kiss was nothing. Then, Temperance snaps and collapses. Gordan lets his son know that the bridge is fine, though some lives have been lost.
Damn. Temperance feels like crap. But, she'd felt like crap every day since that bastard Bryan Errin told her that the passionate, hot, sweaty lip-lock they had shared was nothing. Nothing! For a week it had sustained her from going insane... from slapping her mother across the face. Her mother was being an illogical... five letter word that rhymes with 'ditch'.... Temperance had finally faced the realization that her mother was only dating Tristan for his giant moneybags that practically exploded from his pockets. She was pissed. She relied on her friends to help her out in these tough times. Faith and Beckee were her two best friends. The two of them helped Temperance through a lot... though she hadn't really hung out with them for months, and when she saw them, they were very distant. They looked more serious and stressed, like they never slept any more. And they looked... bulky, like they had been exercising 24/7. Kinda weird.... Every time Temperance tried to hang out with them lately, they just walked away, and flat out ignored her. It was strange, and just a little creepy.
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Anna was sitting down in the Smoothie Shack, drinking a blueberry smoothie. Stuffing herself with blended fruit was a way to mend her now-broken heart. Two weeks ago she threw herself at Trey, only to discover he had a girlfriend. A girlfriend, for god's sakes! It was so embarrassing. She hadn't spoken to Trey since then. Or Bryan. Or Jake. Or Morgan. She'd been so embarrassed that she didn't want to have to face them. Then the person she really didn't want to face walked into the Smoothie Shack. Trey, looking extra... what was the word that Jake used for Morgan at the beach? Oh yeah. Trey was looking SUPER jexy. Anna worked not to drool as Trey walked over to her.
"About that day at the bridge--"
"Ancient history," Anna said. "T-Two weeks ago. It's f-f-fine. Okay?"
"It doesn't sound like it's fine," Trey said.
"Listen," she said. "With all that c-crap going on, I just needed a mouth to stick my tongue in. Yours was close. That's all. I didn't have any... f-f-feelings for you... and I still d-don't."
"O...kay," Trey said.
Anna didn't look at him.
"Hey, Anna..." he said.
"What?" Anna asked.
He leaned in to kiss her, but she backed her head away.
"You have a girlfriend," she said.
"Uh, yeah..." he said. "You're right. What was I thinking?"
He walked to the counter and ordered a smoothie. When he got it, he sat next to a girl with straight blonde hair and thick lips that were covered in gorgeous scarlet red lipstick. The girl had just walked in the room, and when she did, all the guys stared at her. It was pathetic. Though, she was also very... jexy. When she walked she had this certain confidence that made her seem like she was the only person in the room. It was Arianna. Anna couldn't help but be jealous of the hottest girl in the room as the guys threw themself at her. Eventually, the jealousy overwhelmed her. She stormed out of the Smoothie Shack.
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Bryan was heading to Jake's house to hand him work he missed at school last Friday when he was out sick. He opened the door to the house, walking inside. Jake's mother had said he was welcome whenever. He walked in, and walked up the stairs, to spot a strange spectacle. Upstairs, Jake was kissing Morgan. Not kissing. The two of their lips were everywhere as their faces smashed together in a fury of passion. But... they're broken up! He sneaks away, being sure they didn't see him, and runs out, driving to the Smoothie Shack.
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Morgan pulled away, panting.
"That. Was. Awesome," she said, before falling back, crashing on Jake's bed.
"Want me to get on the bed with you?" he asked seductively.
She couldn't tell if he was kidding. "Shut up," she decided to say.
"Rawr!" he growled, before pouncing on top of her and kissing her romantically. She once again pulled away.
"What is it?" Jake said, agitated.
"Naomi," she said in one breath.
"What about her?" Jake asked.
"She's waiting for me at the airport," Morgan said. Naomi was Morgan's best friend in the world. Recently she had gone to WaterFalls for her Aunt Inga's funeral. Now, she was back.
"Oh," Jake said. He knew that he didn't hold a candle to Morgan's best friend since pre-school, Naomi. They had been inseparable since they were four years old. It was weird... in a good way. And Jake and Morgan had met in 8th Grade. So... Naomi had seniority.
Morgan walked out the door. Jake sighs, and lays down on his bed. Now, he thinks about how he knows he saw Bryan's face while he and Morgan were kissing. He picks up his cell phone.
"Hello?" Bryan says.
"Just to let you know..." Jake said. "You didn't see anything."
"Yeah," Bryan began, "I did."
"No you didn't," Jake said, becoming irritated.
"Listen Jake," Bryan said. "Why don't you want anyone to know that you and Morgan are dating again?"
"Er..." Jake said.
"You're hiding something," Bryan accused.
"You know what..." Jake said, "I am hiding something. You're completely and totally correct when you accuse me of hiding something, Bryan. But... but I can't tell you. It's... It's a secret."
"Please," Bryan said, "Tell me."
Jake sighed. "I... I slept with this girl..."
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Morgan finally made it to the airport. When she was there, she saw a girl her height, with extra curly brown hair going down past her shoulders. The girls eyes were a stunning shade of robin egg's blue. Morgan also noticed that the girls eyes were very bloodshot, with giant rings around them. Morgan chose to ignore it. This was her best friend. It was Naomi!
"Naomi!" Morgan squeaked.
"Oh. Em. Gee!" Naomi cried, and went up to hug her best friend.
When Naomi was that close to her Morgan realized that her friend's eyes weren't that bloodshot. She looked pretty good, actually. Morgan returned the hug.
Naomi lived in Bikini Top because she loved acting, and Bikini Top was really close to Coralwood, about thirty minutes away. And Naomi's mother pushed her to do acting because Veera, her mother, couldn't pay the mortgage for their home. Naomi was always under a lot of stress, always seeming really distant. Her mother relied on her to bring money home from tooth paste commercials and other stuff like TV shows and movies. When she was eight years old, Naomi got this role in a sitcom that went on for three years. It was enough... for a while. But lately, it hadn't been enough. SHe had been busting her ass to get money for her mother so they wouldn't have to stay in some cheap-o apartment complex on the outskirts of Bikini Top. Naomi didn't want that. Veera really didn't.
Their hug ended as memories of Naomi's rollercoaster of a childhood went through both of their heads. There were a few moments of silence between them. They knew they were both thinking the same thing.
"Um..." Morgan said. "Come on. I arranged for a party at Zinka's Party Emporium."
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