Pointless drama aside, back to the countdown:
Top 2: Chocolate With Nuts
Why?: Sure, it's a generic "OMG FAV EPISODE" type of episode. But it is for a reason: This is a very, very good episode (and I need to stop using the word "episode" at the risk of sounding redundant). A SpongeBob episode is not worth watching if it doesn't make you laugh, and sweet mother of mercy, did this one make me laugh. If it doesn't make you laugh, then you must either be a SpongeBob hater or have no sense of humour, period. Patrick moments were plentiful in this episode, such as "let's get naked" and "Focusing. Focusing..." It was just silly, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Bottom 2: N/A