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    karatewolfpunk

    [1401]Aug 20, 2006
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    Katara: I want Aang!

    Toph: You have no chance of getting him! He likes me.

    Katara: Well, I can show off my breasts.

    Toph: I can too!

    Katara: At least I have some.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1402]Aug 21, 2006
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    I'm getting sick of this. Someone please tell a certain person to lock this thread since it looks just like the 'karatewolfpunk thread.'

    Aang: Toph, Katara, I overheard your conversation. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm not a chest person, I'm an @$$ person.

    Toph: Eww! You do it with animals?

    Katara: I think he's talking about your butt.

    Aang: No, I actually meant that I like girls who are b*tches.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1403]Aug 22, 2006
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    If nobody is posting, then someone lock it!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1404]Aug 23, 2006
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    Sokka: I drew a sketch of how we are going to move this huge rock.

    Aang (sarcastically): This is such a good sketch.

    Katara: Sokka, why couldn't you have put detail in the drawings?

    Sokka: That doesn't matter. I just have to show how we are going to move the boulder.

    Aang: Is that stick figure you?

    Sokka: Yes.

    Katara: Wow, you sure do think highly of yourself.

    Sokka: What are you talking about? That's an arm.

    Aang: Well dude, the arm is not supposed to be that low on a body.
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    sadist_activst

    [1405]Aug 23, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1406]Aug 23, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Sokka: I drew a sketch of how we are going to move this huge rock.

    Aang (sarcastically): This is such a good sketch.

    Katara: Sokka, why couldn't you have put detail in the drawings?

    Sokka: That doesn't matter. I just have to show how we are going to move the boulder.

    Aang: Is that stick figure you?

    Sokka: Yes.

    Katara: Wow, you sure do think highly of yourself.

    Sokka: What are you talking about? That's an arm.

    Aang: Well dude, the arm is not supposed to be that low on a body.


    X1000 Katrina, you're (as with maybe another few others) probably the only one who can make up really good quotes. I'm blank with one.
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    Airbenderluver

    [1407]Aug 24, 2006
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    HEre's another attempt at a quote, but i will warn you, it sucks as bad as anything else i write.

    It is father/son/daughter day.

    Sokka and Katara are with their dad, Toph is with hers, and the foamy mouth guy is with his, and anyone else you can think of is there.

    Zuko and Aang are standing against a wall.

    Aang: So Zuko,?? what are you doing here?

    Zuko: *glares at Aang* I was forced.

    (Katara and Sokka come over to Aang and Zuko with their dad)

    Katara: This is Zuko and Aang, the Avatar.

    Katara/Sokka's Father: Where are their dads?

    Katara: Aand is over 100 years old, so...

    K/S's Father: And Zuko?:

    (Zuko starts to walk away)

    K/S's Father: What's his problem?

    Sokka: He's just mad b/c his daddy hates him.

    Zuko turns??around and hits Sokka so hard on the head it knocks him out)

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    Airbenderluver

    [1408]Aug 24, 2006
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    can someone else post here, it's getting booring....
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1409]Aug 24, 2006
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    Airbenderluver wrote:
    can someone else post here, it's getting booring....


    tell me about it *dies of boredom*
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1410]Aug 24, 2006
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    Sokka: Aang, you know what I should get Toph for her birthday.

    Aang: Money.

    Sokka: Seriously!

    Aang: Money. She returns every presents she gets. We have no idea what she likes to get.

    Sokka: She liked the present I got her last year! It was a purse, and she was all over it. Aang: When was the last time you saw it?

    Sokka: When I gave it to her. She told me a big dog got it and ran off with it.
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    MCMLXVI

    [1411]Aug 25, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    ... it looks just like the 'karatewolfpunk thread.'
    Sokka: Is that such a bad thing?
    Zuko: You have no idea.
    Teo: I don't know -- there are a few things that could stand to look more like karatewolfpunk.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1412]Aug 25, 2006
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    MCMLXVI wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    ... it looks just like the 'karatewolfpunk thread.'
    Sokka: Is that such a bad thing?
    Zuko: You have no idea.
    Teo: I don't know -- there are a few things that could stand to look more like karatewolfpunk.


    Tell me about it!

    (Zuko inside a hut and Katara is wearing a coat.)

    Zuko: It's time for you to get out.

    Katara: Okay. (Pulls off coat to reveal wedding dress.)

    Zuko: Wow, you look great.

    Katara: Thanks.

    Zuko: Aren't you gonna get cold? We are on the bottom of the earth.

    Katara: Oh yeah. Whatever...who cares? I can be my something blue.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1413]Aug 26, 2006
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    *sigh* feel so depressed

    Aang: Sokka, I need another way to attract Katara.

    Sokka: Well...

    (Later, Aang is with an EK artist.)

    Aang: Do you draw nude?

    Artist: Naw, I prefer my clothes on.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1414]Aug 26, 2006
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    Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.

    Aang: What's the good news?

    Doctor: They're going to name a disease after you.

    Aang: Cool! What's the bad news?
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    Breakflame

    [1415]Aug 26, 2006
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    Katara: I hate you, Aang(runs off screaming)
    Aang: Man, I'll never understand women.
    Random Teenager: Aang, you gotta learn something. All women are good for is Sex, Making Dinner, and sensual massages. But sadly, most women don't think like that. Hell, My mom only does one of those three for me. And I hate making dinner for myself.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1416]Aug 26, 2006
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    Why Ozai hates Zuko...

    Mother: Ozai, I'm pregnant! Come meet the father...
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    soccerdawg76

    [1417]Aug 26, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Why Ozai hates Zuko... Mother: Ozai, I'm pregnant! Come meet the father...

    Breakflame wrote:
    Katara: I hate you, Aang(runs off screaming) Aang: Man, I'll never understand women. Random Teenager: Aang, you gotta learn something. All women are good for is Sex, Making Dinner, and sensual massages. But sadly, most women don't think like that. Hell, My mom only does one of those three for me. And I hate making dinner for myself.

    LMAO you guys are funny!

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    Breakflame

    [1418]Aug 26, 2006
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    Hey, KaratePunk is stealing from Whose line! The same episode of Whose Line for that matter.

    Why the hell do I know that!?
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1419]Aug 26, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:
    Hey, KaratePunk is stealing from Whose line! The same episode of Whose Line for that matter.

    Why the hell do I know that!?


    Actually, those are pretty old jokes I used, but yeah I think I heard them on there too.
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    Breakflame

    [1420]Aug 26, 2006
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    Alright, I'm going to steal from a song I heard once when I was visiting Newgrounds. (also, this was also written a few years ago, back when certain people in the song were considered good-looking)

    WARNING: it uses the word "Boner" many times.

    Aang: Got a boner. In class. Class is over but I got this boner yeah. Got a boner. Think fast. I'm the owner of a big ole boner yeah

    Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

    Aang: OH NO

    Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

    Aang: OH NO

    Aang: Got a boner. In class. Class is over but I got this boner. She leans over. bra-strap. Teachers older but I got this boner yeah

    Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

    Aang: OH NO

    Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

    Aang: OH NO

    Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

    Aang: OH NO

    Sokka: TEACHER ASKS ME TO THE WALL. SHE LOOKS UP

    Aang: OH NO

    Aang: (Talking) Oh golly, what am I gonna do to get rid of my erection, Sokka

    Sokka: (Talking) I don't know Aang. Sounds like you got yourself in a real pickle

    Zuko: (Talking) I thing we should think of things that are not hot, like

    Sokka: Baseball

    Zuko: Hockey

    Sokka: Janet Reno

    Zuko: Little Speedo

    Sokka: Teletubbies

    Zuko: My sister naked

    Aang: Ew

    Sokka: Captain Kangaroo

    Zuko: Uh, Sperm Whale

    Aang: (his mind failing him) Christinia Aguilara. On top of Britney Spears. In a hot tub. In a hot tub

    Aang: Catherine Zeta-Jones

    Sokka: Dental assistant

    Aang: Women's Tennis

    Zuko: Brad Pitt

    (Music stops)

    Aang: What? Brad Pitt?

    Sokka: Yeah. Didn't ya see Interview with a Vampire? Didn't ya?

    (They all look down. Music starts)

    Sokka: OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN! OH NO HE'S GOT A BONER AGAIN!

    One of the weirdest songs ever.

    Edited on 08/26/2006 6:18pm
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