I just like my Sig. Ignorance is Perfection

Aang: Eric, how do I get Katara to like me?
Eric: Ignorance is perfection.
KAtara: Is this bikini too small?

(Eric with Katrina and Katara.)
Eric: I need to go. (He leaves.)
Katrina: Do you think he should visit a mental hospital? I don't think tubas are healthy for him.
Katara: He gave up on them?
KAtrina (shocked): Why?!
KAtara: He apparently made them mad.
Katrina: Let's just check on him.
KAtara: Okay.
(In Eric's room.)
Katrina: Eric - Oh my shoe!
Eric (on Sungi horn): I can explain!
Zuko (walking past): And that's why I refuse to play the Sungi horn.

This is dedicated to my huge misunderstanding of the ending until the hippie guy said "I think he's the Avatar."

Hippie Guy: Like, Sokka, man, you are like awesome.
Sokka: Well, thank you, and you're not too bad yourself.
HG: Awuh, let me sing for you.
Sokka: Your singing is like a beautiful sunset.
HG: Yep, and you've got a "mark" to prove it.
*They look at Aang and Katara, standing there staring and them and blushing.*
Sokka: I'm not gay!
HG: Oh come on, EVERYBODY knows what you've done with Zuko.
*Sokka blushes*
Katara: Aang and I will just... be... going... now. *They run off*
HG: What was their problem? *goes back to sucking Sokka's forehead*

Um.... Yeah.

[This message was deleted because it was the most disturbing thing I have ever said]

I feel so lonely since this thread has become a ghost town.

Katara: How about that dinner on the porch.
Eric (upset): I thought you said you were going to wear a thong.
Katara: I am (lifts foot to show thongs.)
Eric: Then how about afterwards you put a thong on?
Katara: Only if you do.
Eric: You've got yourself a weird deal!

Just so people can make fun of me, my dad calls our flip flops thongs so you can imagine how embarrassing for us when we go to the pool.

It feels so nice to have a deserted town of my own!!!!!!

Aang: Katara, why do you want to move out?
Katara: I'm having a baby, and that would disrupt your life.
Aang: I like babies, it won't annoy me.
KAtara: It eats a lot.
Aang: So do I.
Katara: It cries.
Aang: I do, but not that often.
Katara: It poops.
Aang (points to self): HELLO!!!!!

Poor you!

"This week, on Galactic Survivorman..."

"Les finds himself stranded on a weird planet, full of people with creepy powers... and a bald kid more powerful than the others..."

Aang: What?

"Ugh. I feel sorry for Les, and also for that kid for having such a horrible nose diformity."

Aang: Who's that?! Where is your voice coming from?!

"An all new survivorman... this week."

Let's all dicrover, how Les will survive this weird world, on the science channel.
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"This week, on Mythbusters..."

"The most disturbing news anyone on mythbusters has ever had!

Kari: Oh! It's so horrible!
Jammie: I feel so sad... how will he support his family?
Aang:*Space Odysey song plays* Hey guys. I hear you have needs for a test dummy?
Kari: Look at him! He's horrible! Oh, i'm so sorry he got the job buster! We'll never forget you!
*Buster, their crash test dummy sits in the corner*
Jamie: Just let him be... he's in denial...

"All new, this week!"

"Let's all dicover, why no myth is safe. Mythbusters. This week on the science channel."

The final episode of the Avatar Soap Opera.

Sokka: Ok, let me get this straight. Aang is dating Katara, but Katara is cheating on him by dating Zuko, and Zuko cheating Katara by dating Song AND Yue, Which means Yue's cheating on me, and Song's cheating on Zuko cause she's dating Jet, who's sleeping just about every girl here.

Everybody: Yep

Sokka: well, thats all I needed to know. I'm going to get some cabbage

Sokka: Where's my boomerang? Dang it, I must have lost it in the cave!
Nomad Hippie Guy: Hey Sokka!
Sokka: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
NHG: I dunno...
Sokka: ...Well, have you seen my boomerang?
NHG: Why don't you look under there?
Sokka: Under where?
NHG: I made you say underwear!
Sokka: You're so retarded...
NHG: No, I just smoke a lot of "happy grass".
Sokka: "Happy grass"? -_-U

Sokka: Look! Mayonase bender!
Zuko: *Stares*What?
Sokka: It speaks! Let's beat him up!*Group beats him up*

Eric (walking into apartmment): Aang, I hope Katara doesn't know that I lost the cameras and had to fake the pictures.
Aang: And that you made out with another girl that kinda looks like her.
KAtara: Hey, you're back.
Eric: HEre's the pictures. this is one of me, one of aang, me AND aang, another one of me and aang, and awwwwww - one of you and i having our first kiss after the wedding.
KAtara: sweet, funny that the cameras were in one of our bags!
Eric: Well, it was the first kiss i had with some lady after we got married.