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    fngrsfknfshrpnr

    [1241]Jun 17, 2006
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    "Bad Fire Nation Baby!"
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1242]Jun 17, 2006
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    I've seen a video recently and here's a quote

    (Aang enters Jeong Jeong's tent)

    Aang: Uhm Jeong Jeong I need you to teach me Fire Bending

    Jeong Jeong: (lowly) I'm not real

    Aang: What?

    Jeong Jeong: I'm just a figment of you're imagination

    (Aang makes a wft stare)

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    Breakflame

    [1243]Jun 18, 2006
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    bump
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1244]Jun 18, 2006
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    (Water Tribe school)
    Teacher: I love the Water Tribe. Raise your hand if you love the Water Tribe. (Everbody raises their hand except for little Azula.) Why don't you, miss?
    Azula: I love the Fire Nation.
    Teacher: Why do you?
    Azula: My dad loves the Fire Nation, my mom loves the Fire Nation, so I love the Fire Nation.
    Teacher: You can't copy everything your parents do!! What if your dad was a moron and your mom was a moron??
    Azula: Then I'd love the Water Tribe.
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    Breakflame

    [1245]Jun 18, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Water Tribe school)
    Teacher: I love the Water Tribe. Raise your hand if you love the Water Tribe. (Everbody raises their hand except for little Azula.) Why don't you, miss?
    Azula: I love the Fire Nation.
    Teacher: Why do you?
    Azula: My dad loves the Fire Nation, my mom loves the Fire Nation, so I love the Fire Nation.
    Teacher: You can't copy everything your parents do!! What if your dad was a moron and your mom was a moron??
    Azula: Then I'd love the Water Tribe.


    Hahaha. Nice. I think I'll expand on that school idea.

    The characters of avatar are looking back at their school days through the power of the Flashback machine(looks a lot like a tv) If it says future before their name, it means its from the people watching the Flashback. if it just says their name, its from the people in the Flashback.

    EXTRA GAME: Can you find the hidden joke? 5000 points to anyone who can figure it out. Hint: Listen to Future Sokka

    Teacher: Roll call. Katara
    Katara: Here
    Teacher: Sokka
    Sokka: Here
    Teacher: Azula
    Azula: Here
    Future Sokka: Something isn't right here
    Teacher: Aang
    Aang: Here
    Teacher: Toph
    Toph: Here
    Teacher: Jet
    Jet: Here
    Teacher: Zuko
    Zuko: Here
    Future Sokka: I'm serious, somethings wrong
    Future Katara: SHHHH
    Teacher: Well, today I want to know what you children want to be when you grow up. So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
    Katara: A waterbender
    Jet: A Rebel
    Sokka: Alive
    Azula: A B*@%#
    Toph: Visionarily capable
    Zuko: Home
    Aang: A Time Traveler.
    Teacher: Well, thats all very nice. but sadly, you are going to all be consumed by the Fire Nation. Except for Azula
    Zuko: Teacher's pet
    Azula: Shut up
    Future Sokka: I swear somethings wrong.
    Future Aang: You're just being stupid
    Future Katara: You should talk, Mister "I believed Katara when she said Airbenders were still alive
    Future Aang: You guys are so mean
    Future Sokka: Go write about in your blog, you freakin Emo.

    How many Emo jokes can I dish out? Find out next time on
    BREAKFLAME'S QUOTES!!!
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1246]Jun 18, 2006
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    (Little Fire Nation kids are visiting a war room.)
    Little boy (looking at wanted poster of Aang): The Avatar!
    Soldier: That's right! We've been searching for his for years!
    Little boy: How much is he wanted?
    Soldier: So much that we're offering $700,000 to anyone who turns him in!
    Little Kid: If you guys wanted him that much, why didn't you arrest him while taking his picture?
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    Breakflame

    [1247]Jun 18, 2006
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    Katara: Hey Aang, could come here for a second?
    Aang: What?
    Katara: Just come here.
    Aang: What is it? what do you...
    (Aang looks at a stark naked Katara)
    Aang: Haminy haminy haminy
    Katara: Aang, I need you to
    Aang: Yes?
    Katara: I need you to
    Aang: YES!?
    Katara: Go wash these clothes for me, kay? Thanks bye.
    Aang: But...I...(breaks down crying)
    Sokka: Oh go join a cult, you freakin Emo.

    I've got a million of em'.
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1248]Jun 18, 2006
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    Breakflame wrote:
    Katara: Hey Aang, could come here for a second? Aang: What? Katara: Just come here. Aang: What is it? what do you... (Aang looks at a stark naked Katara) Aang: Haminy haminy haminy Katara: Aang, I need you to Aang: Yes? Katara: I need you to Aang: YES!? Katara: Go wash these clothes for me, kay? Thanks bye. Aang: But...I...(breaks down crying) Sokka: Oh go join a cult, you freakin Emo. I've got a million of em'.

    Poor Aang but what an emo!

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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1249]Jun 18, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Little Fire Nation kids are visiting a war room.)
    Little boy (looking at wanted poster of Aang): The Avatar!
    Soldier: That's right! We've been searching for his for years!
    Little boy: How much is he wanted?
    Soldier: So much that we're offering $700,000 to anyone who turns him in!
    Little Kid: If you guys wanted him that much, why didn't you arrest him while taking his picture?


    Duh! How stupid can the fire nation be?
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1250]Jun 18, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Little Fire Nation kids are visiting a war room.) Little boy (looking at wanted poster of Aang): The Avatar! Soldier: That's right! We've been searching for his for years! Little boy: How much is he wanted? Soldier: So much that we're offering $700,000 to anyone who turns him in! Little Kid: If you guys wanted him that much, why didn't you arrest him while taking his picture?
    Duh! How stupid can the fire nation be?

    Fire Nation guy : I dunno!

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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1251]Jun 18, 2006
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    Colonel_Brian wrote:

    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Little Fire Nation kids are visiting a war room.) Little boy (looking at wanted poster of Aang): The Avatar! Soldier: That's right! We've been searching for his for years! Little boy: How much is he wanted? Soldier: So much that we're offering $700,000 to anyone who turns him in! Little Kid: If you guys wanted him that much, why didn't you arrest him while taking his picture?
    Duh! How stupid can the fire nation be?

    Fire Nation guy : I dunno!


    Here's one:

    Eric: Define stupid.
    FN Soldier: Duuhhhhhhhhhh....
    Eric: Exactly!
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    MCMLXVI

    [1252]Jun 18, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    (Little Fire Nation kids are visiting a war room.)

    Little boy (looking at wanted poster of Aang): The Avatar!

    Soldier: That's right! We've been searching for his for years!

    Little boy: How much is he wanted?

    Soldier: So much that we're offering $700,000 to anyone who turns him in!

    Little Kid: If you guys wanted him that much, why didn't you arrest him while taking his picture?
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Duh! How stupid can the fire nation be?
    It isn't a photo; it's a girl's drawing of her dreamy dreamboat hero.

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    Breakflame

    [1253]Jun 19, 2006
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    I am going to keep doing this until I drain every Emo joke I can.

    Aang: Man, nothing beats a Lake bath. Hey, Where's my clothes? Hey, Katara.
    Katara: What
    Aang: Have you seen my clothes?
    Katara: No.
    Aang: Well, I'm going to look for them, so don't look.
    Katara: Ok.
    (Aang walks out to 600 hundred people and katara, holding his clothes, with back turned. Aang jumps back in the lake)
    Aang: KATARA!!!
    Katara: (back turned) You only said I couldn't look.
    (Aang turns beet red and starts to cry)
    Sokka: Oh, Go start a Myspace band, You freakin Emo.

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    karatewolfpunk

    [1254]Jun 19, 2006
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    (Zhao, Ozai, Azula, and Zuko in a hot air balloon.)
    Zhao: I think I'm going to throw down $10,000 and make a person very happy.
    Ozai: Well, I can throw down ten $1,000 and make ten people happy.
    Azula: Ha! I will throw down 100 $100 and make 100 people happy.
    Zuko: I should throw all of you out and make the whole world happy.
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    lilykt7

    [1255]Jun 19, 2006
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    the??night -orcoughearlymorningcough-??before the group (including Zuko cause we all know he will be part of the group by then) goes out to fight ozai....

    Aang- Guys...

    ....

    Aang- I can't sleep...

    Toph-Shut up twinkle toes

    Aang-But like whenever I close my eyes I feel...restless....

    ....

    Aang- Guys

    Sokka-Aang please just shut up

    Aang- ....but aren't you guys nervous at all!

    ....

    Aang-I mean I close my eyes and I picture all of these horrible things and I can't get to sleep...

    Aang- Guys!

    Zuko- I swear to the emperor if you don't shut up right now I'll suffocate you with your sleeping bag.

    Aang-....

    ....

    Aang- Could someone maybe-AHHHH.

    .....

    Aang-that wasn't very nice Katara...

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    Breakflame

    [1256]Jun 19, 2006
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    The continued adventures of the emo jokes.

    Katara: Aang! I can't find my necklace. Where is it?
    Aang: Your dad has it. He's right through those trees.
    Katara: My Father!?
    Aang: Yeah. He's putting on your mother. turns out she's alive.
    Katara: My Mother!?
    Aang: Yep.
    Katara: (Running through the trees) Mom, Dad, I can't...
    (Katara sees 2 skeletons, one wearing a necklace. Katara breaks down and cries)
    Sokka: Well, I guess she deserved that.
    Aang: Yeah she did.
    Sokka: The skeletons were a nice touch.
    Aang: Their Fire Nation soldier skeletons.
    Sokka: Hold that thought.(to Katara) Oh, Go swallow some pills, you freakin emo.

    I call this one Aang's revenge.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1257]Jun 20, 2006
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    Aang isn't the brightest kid in the world, so Sokka gets a kick out of him by saying the same joke everyday.

    Sokka: Have you seen Ben?

    Aang: Ben who?

    Sokka: Ben' down and kiss my @$$! HAHA!

    Tired of falling for that joke everyday, Aang turned to Katara for help.

    KAtara: NExt time you see Sokka, say 'Seen Eileen?' Then Sokka will say 'Eileen who?' You say 'Eileen down and you kiss my @$$!'

    Aang memorized his lines, and the next day, he sees Sokka and walks up to him.

    Aang: Have you seen Eileen?

    Sokka: She ran off with Ben.

    Aang: Ben who?
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    Colonel_Brian

    [1258]Jun 20, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Aang isn't the brightest kid in the world, so Sokka gets a kick out of him by saying the same joke everyday. Sokka: Have you seen Ben? Aang: Ben who? Sokka: Ben' down and kiss my @$$! HAHA! Tired of falling for that joke everyday, Aang turned to Katara for help. KAtara: NExt time you see Sokka, say 'Seen Eileen?' Then Sokka will say 'Eileen who?' You say 'Eileen down and you kiss my @$$!' Aang memorized his lines, and the next day, he sees Sokka and walks up to him. Aang: Have you seen Eileen? Sokka: She ran off with Ben. Aang: Ben who?

    Aang when will the kid ever learn.

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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1259]Jun 20, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Aang isn't the brightest kid in the world, so Sokka gets a kick out of him by saying the same joke everyday.

    Sokka: Have you seen Ben?

    Aang: Ben who?

    Sokka: Ben' down and kiss my @$$! HAHA!

    Tired of falling for that joke everyday, Aang turned to Katara for help.

    KAtara: NExt time you see Sokka, say 'Seen Eileen?' Then Sokka will say 'Eileen who?' You say 'Eileen down and you kiss my @$$!'

    Aang memorized his lines, and the next day, he sees Sokka and walks up to him.

    Aang: Have you seen Eileen?

    Sokka: She ran off with Ben.

    Aang: Ben who?


    Oops!
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    Breakflame

    [1260]Jun 20, 2006
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    Sokka's Dad: Sokka, It's time we talked about the birds and the bees.
    Sokka: Um, Ok.
    Sokka's Dad: So, when a man and a woman love each other...
    (30 minutes later)
    Sokka's Dad: And that's when you send the horse back to the stable. any questions, son
    Sokka: My virgin ears have just been violated in ways that I can't begin to describe.
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