[157]Jan 10, 2006
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I just got finished watching an episode of Seinfeld called "The Rye." It got me an idea. This is divided in separate scenes. I even got myself and my friend in this too.
Scene 1: The setting is in a jazz club. My band is performing our first concert. I, the leader of the band, am playing my trombone leading the first song with my friends on guitar, bass, and drums. There is at least 200 people in the audience. One of them happens to be Katara. She was very excited and happy to see my first performance.
Scene 2: The next day, Aang and Katara are talking.
Katara: Aang, you got to come with me and see him. He's so terrific.
Aang: Is he that talented?
Katara: Oh, yeah.
Aang: Well, he's a musician. I suppose he feels inhibited and free.
Katara: Yeah. And he's got a concert tomorrow and his showcase the next day. Come on Aang. Come with me to see him.
Aang: Sure. I could use some entertainment.
Scene 3: Aang bumps into Sokka and another guy (my friend, his name is Colin).
Aang: Hey, Sokka.
Sokka: Sup Aang. This is my new friend, Colin. He is part of Eric's band.
Aang: Eric's band? You know my sister saw him last night and they are getting it together.
Colin: Really?
Aang: Yeah, they're hot and heavy.
Colin: *goes wide eyed*
Scene 4: The next day, Aang and Katara are talking again.
Aang: Hey, you know, I just met a member of Eric's band.
Katara: Yeah, so?
Aang: Well, I told them about you two.
Katara: What did you say?
Aang: I told them you guys were hot and heavy.
Katara: WHAT?!!
Aang: I told them you guys were hot and heavy.
Katara: WHY?!!
Aang: *pauses* Huh. I don't know.
Scene 5: Back at that nightclub. Katara enters inside.
Me: Good evening, everybody. We're The Sluggmunki_tx band. I am Eric, and tonight I'll be playing a number of songs tonight. Our first song tonight is one of my latest work. It's actually dedicated to a girl I'm seeing. It's titled "Hot and Heavy."
Katara: *looks sick to her stomach*
Scene 6: The next day, Aang and Katara are talking for the third time.
Katara: Well you did it to me this time.
Aang: Was it something I said?
Katara: YES! I mean I met this guy. He is a fabulous trombonist and I'm excited to see his performance. Then you come along with your 'hot' and your 'heavy.'
Aang: You think he told Eric?
Katara: HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT!!!!
Aang: It's probably not that bad.
Katara: You know, something terrible is going to happen to you. It has to.
Aang: Nah, I'll be fine. You know, just talk to him and tell him how you feel.
Katara: I can't tell him. He's got this big showcase tonight. I don't want to hurt his feelings and upset him. Aw, what the hell. I'll upset him.
Scene 7: That night at that same nightclub. Katara is talking to me backstage.
Katara: I didn't even mentioned that we were hot and heavy. It was all Aang's idiotic idea.
Me: Oh, boy.
Katara: What?
Me: Quite frankly, I'm dissapointed. I was excited when I heard we were hot and heavy. But if that's how you feel. I'm okay with it.
Katara: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Katara: Oh. *sighs* I feel relieved.
Me: You know, I got a few hours to spare until my showcase. Maybe we could go to my place for a while.
Katara: Sure.
Scene 8: Same location, a few hours later.
The manager of the club: Where is Eric?
Colin: I don't know.
Manager: I'll give him 10 minutes.
*both me and Katara show up from my place*
Katara: You don't have to try so hard. You'll be okay. Good luck, sweetie.
*I looked uncomfortable approaching the stage*
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, The Sluggmunki_tx Band.
*the audience applauds, even Katara*
*my band starts playing and I begin too. I, however, am playing poorly with off-key notes and sour pitches b/c I was extremely nervous*
*Katara looks surprised and quickly leaves the club*
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