Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
free2eatcookies wrote: |
yall are funny i hope mine is episode:the fourtuneteller meng:bye, by by now gaang walking off camera meng:floozy (katara out of nowhere) katara:i heard that biotch! whips meng in the eye with water directors:cut!katara if u do that again im gonna have to cut ur paycheck katara:touch my paycheck and die! directors:............................................................katara ur fired katara:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (looks at meng) katara:u this isnt the last ive seen of u.and keep ur hands off my man(security takes katara off set) meng slides by aang:hi aang aang:u did this on purpose didnt u? meng:yea aang:goodjob |
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thanx
Ember76 wrote: |
Tales of Ba Sing Sa Iroh:*Comes to Fountain Thingie*: Zuko? Are you here? Why is it so dark? *Claps* Lights on. *Looks down, eyes widen* LIGHTS OFF! LIGHTS OFF! Avatar Day Aang Float: BURNNY BURNNY BURNNY! Smokey appears and destroys the float. Smokey: Only you can prevent forest fires. Toph: Prevent them? *Lights a match* Sepents Pass Sokka: You talk to much *Makes out with Suki* Director: Great guys....guys? OH DEAR GOD! Toph: Why is Sokka moaning? Katara: You don't wanna know. Sokka: I'm sorry. I can't...what am I nuts? They kiss Yue: *Flies out of the moon* He's mine, get your own! *Pushes Suki off the cliff* Director: Get Suki number 4271234, Okuz and Hori. And make sure that Asru, Iazo, Aluza, Eel Yt, and Iam lock Yue in her trunk. Cave of Two Lovers: Aang and Katara: "Get ready to Kiss?" Me: MAKE-OUT! MAKE-OUT! MAKE-OUT! Aang: Who are you? Me: Nikki the forshighted one. I see that you will not defeat Di- I mean Ozai unless you two make-out...SO MAKE-OUT! Deserter Puppet Ozai: I love you, You love Me, Let's get together and WORSHIP SATAN! |
Scene from "The king of Omashu"
Take 1:
Aang: The name's Bonzu Pe..pe...pin...pe,* takes breath *??Pe..de...pepin... WHO THE H***??WRITES THIS STUFF ANYWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?? I' ll be in my trailer and WHERE' S MY COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take 2:
Aang: The name's Bonzu Pepinda... da... da...Seriously I don' t know why i do this ****
Director: CUT !!!!!!
...
Take 109:
Aang: The name's Bond,... James??Bond *giggles*
Director: CUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take 237:
Aang: Can't we just delete this scene !!!!!* yawns*
Director: CUT !!!!!!!!!!
Take 322:
Aang : The name's Bonzu Pe... Parsley...Parleylulu....euh..
Katara: *giggles* Parley ?
Aang : Yeh, that's the one. Parley * burts of out of laughts*
Director: Oh for heaven' sake CUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... Eventually Aang got it rigth by the 2 thousanth time and everyone lived happily ever after, weeell except for the director of cause The END.
Tales of Ba Sing Se
Scene: Zuko about to lit the lamps.
TAKE 1
(When Zuko was lighting the lamps, he accidentally lit Jin's clouthes)
Zuko : Ops..
Jin : ARRGH!!! WATER! WATER! (jumps into the fountain) MY DRESS!!! THEY'RE RIUNED!!
Director : Cut!
TAKE 2
(Zuko accidentally lit one of the house near by and the fire spread to the next houses and the next)
Zuko : Ops..
Diretor : What the!? ??CUT!!
TAKE 3
(Zuko accidentally lit the crew including the director)
Zuko : Ops..
The Crew : ZUKO!!!
Zuko : Sorry...!
Inspired?? by blackfire__bird:
"The Waterbending Scroll"??
Aang: [to Katara while battling a band of pirates] Hey! You did the Water Whip!
Katara: I couldn't have done it without your help!
Sokka: [being restrained by pirates] Will you two quit congratulating each other and help me out?
Jack Sparrow: Love, I do believe the whelp is crying for your attention. Savvy?
Sokka: [attempts to pull out boomerang]
Jack Sparrow: Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Aang: Are we on the wrong set?
[the gaang is walking in some random EK town. toph suddenly slows to a stop]
toph: so, aang... you uh, you got a bit of a boner there?
aang: wha-?
toph: - and you've been kinda looking at katara...
katara: ewwww!
aang: i swear, i don't!
toph: i can tell you're lying...
katara: aang, you pervert!
[argument breaks out]
toph [later]: - ok, ok, i lied! you have to admit, though, that was pretty funny.
katara: yeah...
aang: i guess...
toph: but i can't say the same about that buff guy sneaking up behind us.
the Boulder [behind a tree]- the Boulder??does??not know??why, but that little water tribe girl??fills??his??mind with sexual urges...