From sotFN, tords the end of the battle Avula vs Aang-
(Azula is in the middle of the fight)
Azula: I..AHHHHHH!
(wave of slushy comes down on her)
Azula: MY OUTFIT! IT'S RUENED!! DADDDDYYYYYYYY!
Aang: (also covered in mud, is now laghing his head off) HAHAHAHAHA!
Director: CUT! Gemember, that was supos to happen! COSTUME, MAKEUP! LETS TAKE IT BACK TO THE TOP PEOPLE!

(At a random waterfall. Katara and Aang are waterbending together)
Katara: This is sooo much fun Aang!
Aang: (doesn't answer...hes staring at her chest)
Katara: Aang? Hello?...OH NO YOU ARE NOT!!! (she flings her hands over her chest in shock)
Aang: HEY! I WAS WATCHING Th-...I mean...hehe...
Katara: Aang! What were you looking at?
Aang: Uhm...(thinks quickly) you...have somthing on your shirt...i mean...bra. Let me get it for you! (extends his hand to "wipe the stuff from her bra")
Katara: -_- (she knows better) Aang...REMOVE YOUR HAND FROM MY BREAST!!!!!!!
Director: Oh god...Not ANOTHER law suit! Aang! Keep your hands to yourself!
Aang: What can I say? I learn from touch, not hearing or seeing...well...maybe a BIT of seeing...(continues to stare at Katara's chest)
Katara: Here we go again!

Toph:*Pushes boulder down hill at blind folded Aang*
Aang:AaHc/*crushed by rock*
Director: Dammit your were suppose to jump! God dammit that is the 6th time!
Producer: is it just me or are the Aang doubles getting stupider?Production-crew: aaaah we told you that the cloning machine needs a brake, the last batch of aangs we don't think you can even use!
Director: Well how bad are they?
Aangs: I the avaaatrr! *they begin to grop katara* I likey!
Katara: Oh God kill them!

(Toph:*Pushes boulder down hill at blind folded Aang*
Aang:AaHc/*crushed by rock*
Director: Dammit your were suppose to jump! God dammit that is the 6th time! Producer: is it just me or are the Aang doubles getting stupider?Production-crew: aaaah we told you that the cloning machine needs a brake, the last batch of aangs we don't think you can even use!
Director: Well how bad are they?
Aangs: I the avaaatrr! *they begin to grop katara* I likey!
Katara: Oh God kill them!)

LOL! freaking hilarious!

Why cloning would be bad. part 2

Sokka: I got a question? Director: make it quick, we are almost done cleaning all these dead aangs off the stage.
Sokka: Well I was just wondering how many of us have you cloned, like am I the orgional or a clone/
Director: I don't think you should be asking this question.
Sokka: Well I think I have a right to know.
Director: Ok *pulls out gun and shots sokka dead* get another sokka out of the machine.
Production-crew: but the machine is broken! their all idiots!
Director: That what I'm counting on, maybe the next one won't be so dam nosy.

Why cloning would be bad. part 3

Toph: kill me.
Aang: We in desert to find books?
Sokka: oooh oh I think, I think!, yes we need find books!
Toph: kill me!
Katara: *Drool* aaaaaahh where books?
Aang: Books... in my pants... ok katara
Katara: *Drool* ok I get them now!
Aang: oooh reach in there *begins to drool also*
Toph: please kill me!
Director: CUT! Dam it, there all useless!
Production-crew: Oh you figure, you mean the fact Toph is just a blob with a head on is not noticable? Director: Shut uuuup, or I'll clone you too!
Production-crew: eep
Producer: How much is this cloning problem going to push us behind schedule?
Director: well at this rate we won't have it done before mid summer.
Producer: This is bad we might have to air both these episodes together and call it a movie to get back on track!
Director: Stop your complaining, or I'll clone you as well! Producer: I don't think you can do that.
Director: oh yeah...

Avatar press conference at comicon
Producers: We make avatar *patts chest* we good.
Producers: We not be there at comicon.. sorry we have no legs.

Ok I whent to work for 3 hours and every second I could not get this out of my mind, so here enjoy:

Zuko and Azula are in fight scene:

Azula: You know father blames uncle for the lost of the northpole, and he considers you a miserable failure for not finding the avatar. Why would he want you back home except to lock you up where you can no longer embarrasses him
Zuko: Aaaahhhh (does jump kick attack)
Director: CUT! Damit the CGI effects are still not working
Production-crew: It is the green screen its not ???beep???ing green enough, gives us 12 hours to get the right filter for the camera.
Director: ok I guess that is a wrap for the day.
Zuko: So you want to go out for dinner, I hear there is a new outback steak house out back Azula: Are you asking me out on a date?
Zuke: *Blushes* hehe I guess I am.
Azula: Ok *smiles lovingly*
Toph: wait a minute aren???t you two brother and sister
Zuko: Come on! Only on stage.
Toph: Sorry I didn???t know, I???m new.
Zuko: Well at least I know you???re not blind.
Toph: Well gee like you have not seen me taking these dam contracts out of my eyes!
Aang: Cool can I come with I love steak!
Zuko: It would not be a date if you came.
Aang: You forget, I???m the only one that can drive.
Zuko: arrrrg ok, but we get are own table.
Aang: Hey Sokka you want to come to? Free food on ???Zuko???!
Sokka: I???m not getting that murder meat!
Aang: Don???t worry they got vegetarian meals/
Sokka: I???m a vegan damit!
Aang: Well I???m sure they got some of that too.
Toph: count me in, Katara you want some food/
Katara: Food, FOOD! OH GOD I???M SO FAT!!! *pulls out bucket* Buaaaaaaaaaaaarfff!
Aang: OK I???m going to pretend I didn???t see that.

At restaurant:
Sokka: Look at that *watching Zuko and Azula makeout* dam what I would give to have a girl like that.
Aang: What I thought you were dating that girl that played ???Suki???
Sokka: Phhhhh, she slapped me in the face.
Aang: Well you at least got some action from that Yooii girl or what ever
Sokka: Nope kicked me clean in the balls
Aang: Bummer, you know I didn???t loss my virginity until I turned 25.
Sokka: Great a bald midget is going to get more action then me.
Waiter: Here is your stake, here is your salad
Sokka: What the hell is this?
Waiter: It???s??? a salad.
Sokka: I don???t eat this! I???m a level 4 vegan, I don???t eat anything that casts its own shadow!!!
Waiter: Well then??? maybe I should get you a rock with some lichen growing on it (sarcastic) Sokka: yeah that sounds good.
Waiter: ??? your serious?
Toph: *walks in with salad bar plate full of cookies* hey have you guys seen ???katara????
Sokka: She in the bathroom doing??? you know.
Toph: dam that skinny girls got a serious problem, I have been trying to get her to eat: I got her to swallow some toothpaste 3 days ago and I think that???s all she has eaten since then!
Aang: Ya well her parents don???t love her and they take all the money she makes, so she ???beep??? up.
Toph: Dud I don???t even have parents and you don???t see me barfing my guts out!
Sokka: leave her be, she got to eat eventually.
Toph: Come on don???t you people care? Isn???t she like your sister?
Sokka: God damit so we both came from the Philippines that does not make use brother and sister! *Katara comes back* Toph: Hey look what I got!
Katara: get those away from me!
Toph: Look at your self, you have got to weight like 5 pounds, I bet your back to your birthweight.
Katara: I don???t want to hear this! I want to be beautiful! Sokka: Stop stressing her out.
Katara: No one thinks I???m beautiful! Especially you!
Aang: I told before, I???m gay I???m not interested!
Katara: Your just saying that!
Toph: Come on you look like your skin is vacuum suck on to your bones, your as beautiful as a T-stake!
Katara: Nooo *cry, faint, falls over*
Sokka: you see she fainted again, that is why you don???t discuss this stuff with her!
Toph: no man, I don???t think she has a pulse.
Sokka: Look at her she so skinny I doubt she has much blood to feel a pulse with anyways.
Toph: No she is DEAD!
Sokka: Come on she faking it for attention, like she always does.
Aang: Is she really dead?
Toph: she dead, DEAD
Zuko: hey what wrong with her?
Toph: She is dead, DEAD, this person is nooo more!!!
Azula: Oh my god noooo, she was like my best friend!
Sokka: Come one you just meet her like a week ago.
Toph: If she was your friend maybe you should have notice that she was anorexic!
Azula: She said she had stomach ulcers!
Aang: with all that puking she must have! *Azula begins to crying into Zukos chest, Zuko smiles.*
Sokka: Oh god this is serious! What are we going to do! The director is going to stop the show, I NEED this money or else they are going to break my legs!!!
Toph: ???beep??? that! They???re going to think we killed her!
Sokka: Holy ???beep??? I can???t go to jail, my butt is to soft I won???t last a day! Aang: woow woow! Enough, what is done is done, lest be solution oriented. *Aang bends the floor open and katara???s corpse is sucked into it, floor closes with no sign of anything.*
Zuko: HOLY MOTHER ???beep???ING ???beep???!
Toph: Wow!
Sokka: ???beep??? you can actually bend?!?!
Aang: well actually its just telekinetic.
Sokka: Oh that normal, NOT!!!
Aang: Come one look at me I???m a 35 your old, bald, midget with telekinetic powers, there a lot more about me you don???t want to know about! Azula: OOOOoooh, so that???s why you can drive!
Aang: Yeeeaaah, you???re a bimbo aren???t you? *Azula goes back to crying into zuko???s chest.*
Toph: great we got rid of the body what is that going to do?
Sokka: I got it we say that she walk away saying ???I am just going outside and it may be some time??? Aang: why does she quote a dead Antarctica explore?
Sokka: we had to study antarctica for 3 months before taking this job, what the hell did you do to get in?
Aang: I had to give the director a ???beep??? job.
Sokka: ???beep???!
Aang: told you there were things about me you did not want to know!

Back at studio camp:
Director: that was the kids *says this as he crawls back into the bed*
Producer: what did they want?
Director: they say Katara is dead.
Producer: *jumps out of the bed* WHAT!
Director: Don???t worry.
Producer: Don???t worry?!? Have you seen her parents those money grubbing ???beep??????beep??? are going to sue us for everything we have!
Director: its taken care of.
Producer: How?
Director: back when I was a stage hand during the production of ???The Crow???, they used as cloning machine to bring Brandon Lee back.
Producer: NO WAY, I thought they just splice together some old footage?
Director: come on that does not work, haven???t you seen that south park episode? Anyways, I know where that machine is I can get it tomorrow.

Someone stop me please.

Director: Where the hell is azula and those other girls? We need them for this next scene!
Production-crew: aah they have second contract right now.
Director: What! what else could they possibly be doing at 4:30 in the morning?
Production-crew: Well let me read the discriptor: "Asian girl gone wild! Watch hot sexy teenage Asians do the most disgusting things!"
Director: eeh, hum, ok I guess we can wait for them, if they give us a free copy.

I imagine all these scenes with Ren as the director, Stimpy as the production-crew and SpongeBob and Patrick as the producers. Please kill me.

How is it that everything here is awful yet so funny? When reading the extra long one I was afraid of going on after the Sokka being a level 4 vegan thing. *not crazy*
Where do you people come up with this stuff?!? I mean Aang being a midget, Katara being anorexic, and the actors who play Zuko and Azula dating?!?! You guys must really have a lot of time on your hands to think up of these.

Here another one:
Director: Cut! why the hell is there a ping pong ball on the stage?
Mai: sorry my bad.
Director: aaaah why are you carrying ping-pong balls?
Mai: well ah its from my ???other job???
Director: Oh!
Producers2: what does she mean by that?
Director: Nothing, nothing ,its nothing
*Another ping-pong ball drops out*
Producer1: OH GOD NO, THAT IS NOT PG!
Producer2: Oh god my eyes!
Mai: sorry, so sorry??? wait, aah I think I got one more *squeezes*
Producer2: OH GOD, Oh GOD, I???m in my happy place, I???m in my happy place * begins to hyperventilate.
Producer1: Dispair, dispair, DESPAIR! *keeps repeating in cycles*
Director: Get a hold of your selves! Plenty of children???s show hire porn stars, they are cheap! Remember blues clues, that Steve guy did not go to collage that for sure HAHA!
Ty Lee: They think that is bad they should see me do a rimjob on my self!
Producer2: OOOOH THE HORROR!
Production-crew: Your all scaring them! Now, now it will all be better, here, have some apple juice, why don???t you go back to the make-up room and write another episode of this great kids show.
Producer2: *cry* kids show? *cry*
Production-crew: yes sir! It???s the kiddy???es kids show there is, there are no ping-pong balls or rimjobs in this show, no sir-ree!
Producer1: *sniffle* ok??? but I need to clean my pants first.
Production-crew: No problem *takes the producers out of the place*
Director: You should be ashamed of your selves you sick little monkeys! Those people are too innocent; they can???t handle the idea of their make-believe characters doing things they can???t imagine! If there were any children watching us right now they would have pee-ed their pants!
Sokka: like Spong/Eer Micheal did, because that was not pee/
Director: Shut up! Now Mai if there are any more ping-pong balls??? aah, could you take them out, wait I want to see this.

This behind the scene moment that took place is responsible for the producers writing a future two part episode title ???Happy Puffy Lovy Hour???

Like I said before, awful yet funny. Unfortunately, that really wasn't funny. It was kinda disgusting. I didn't really get it but I really REALLY don't want to get it.
Now, I don't want to seem like a crybaby, but please don't do another one like that, PLEASE?! It was really disgusting.