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    BeautyQueen247

    [141]Oct 12, 2006
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    Episode: The Chase
    Scene: Azula and Aang are about to fight at the ghost town.

    *Azula smirks and stands ready in front of Aang*

    Azula: Do you really want to fight me?

    *A few seconds pass. Nothing happens*

    Azula: *calls into the alleyway* I said, "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT ME?!"

    *Still no response*

    Director: CUT! Where the f**k is Zuko?!

    Aang: Don't look at me. I haven't seen him since we finished Avatar Day.

    Azula: Urgh! I spent all night on my manicure for THIS?! *sparks of blue flame can be seen on her fingertips*

    *A cameraman leans toward the director and whispers in his ear*

    Director: Again?? *sigh* May as well take 5 you two. Turns out Zuko was kidnapped last night by rabid fangirls.

    Aang and Azula: Again??
    Edited on 10/12/2006 8:05pm
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    Falcondude123

    [142]Oct 12, 2006
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    Episode:The Drill Scene: Katara, Aang and Sokka are inside drill after just cutting through first metal brace. (WARNING:This footage was shot by hidden camera in Azula's hair. Copying or redistrubution without legal consent prohibited.)

    Aang: (squats exhausted) I don't know how many more of those I have left in me.

    Sokka:...

    Katara and Aang:....

    Sokka:...aha ha hahaha.(slaps knee)..I'm sorry, I just keep forgetting what I'm supposed to say...it's just...it's just...hahahhaahaha...(bends over clenching gut laughing)

    Katara:This is the twelfth take on this where something has gone wrong, I cannot work like this! I can't believe you hired this dweeb to play my character's brother! What was wrong with the Bart Simpson actor? Didn't I tell you all he would do the part better!?

    Aang:Gosh, Katherine, be a little leanient towards the guy, he IS new!

    Katara:Shut up Oswald! You haven't had a real gig since "attack of the clones" and now you think that just cause you played R2-D2 you can breeze through the lead part!?

    Director Iroh: Cut, cut. Come now young lady, we do have quite a full schedule to complete, we simply do not have the time for another fit of temper on set!

    Katara: (gasps at being spoken to this way)ugh, that is IT! I'm calling my agent and am renegotiating my contract! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailor!(storms off)

    Aang to writers:Give you twenty bucks to kill off her character!

    Writerseal!

    Edited on 10/12/2006 8:54pm
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    angelstella

    [143]Oct 13, 2006
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    Producer to Zuko after he cuts off his topknot: Uh, you know, you could have just used this prop topknot...

    Zuko: Aw sh*t, it took me three years to grow that.

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    metalcurtainrod

    [144]Oct 13, 2006
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    angelstella wrote:

    Producer to Zuko after he cuts off his topknot: Uh, you know, you could have just used this prop topknot...

    Zuko: Aw sh*t, it took me three years to grow that.



    haha niceee
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    angelstella

    [145]Oct 13, 2006
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    metalcurtainrod wrote:
    angelstella wrote:

    Producer to Zuko after he cuts off his topknot: Uh, you know, you could have just used this prop topknot...

    Zuko: Aw sh*t, it took me three years to grow that.

    haha niceee
    Thank you, thank you very much *ta ting*
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    ChrisVisagie

    [146]Oct 17, 2006
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    (Scene from the desert)

    Sokka: Hey who lit Toph on fire?

    Katara: We have to go find Aang.

    Sokka: Uh guys, Toph's on fire.

    Katara: You already said that Sokka.

    Sokka forcibly turns Katara's to show Toph with he??head band on fire, blissfully unaware of it.

    Director: Cut!! Alright who lit Toph on fire?

    Sokka: Hey!! That's my line.

    Director glares at Sokka

    Toph: Who turned the thermostate up?

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    avatardanny13

    [147]Oct 17, 2006
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    (The Avatar State)

    Azula Holding ihor seashale (sp)

    Azula;You always get to the point.

    Try to break the shel.

    Director: Cut!!Azula you're suppost to break the shel

    Azula trow it on the ground and burns it.
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    Lord-darkboy

    [148]Oct 17, 2006
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    C1991 wrote:

    [Katara-Pakku Bending fight]

    [Katara blasts the water away, but instead hits one of the kids that are watching]

    Katara: Sorry!

    Director: Cut!

    [Take 2]

    [Katara blasts the water away, but hits the old lady]

    Director: Cut!

    [Continuing takes show Katara blasting everybody but Sokka]

    Director: What's wrong with you!?!?

    [Next blast comes for sokka, but he puts the little kid in front of him]

    Director: Sokka!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol rofl lmao

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    foxibabii

    [149]Oct 17, 2006
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    Suki and Sokka kiss

    Out of now where??comes a bolt of lightning between them

    Princess Yue: Keep your paws off of him! He's Mine!!

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    dumbTVnut

    [150]Oct 17, 2006
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    foxibabii wrote:

    Suki and Sokka kiss

    Out of now where comes a bolt of lightning between them

    Princess Yue: Keep your paws off of him! He's Mine!!



    It would be more like a meteor made out of a luner rock.
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    Lord-darkboy

    [151]Oct 18, 2006
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    (in the tales of ba sing se there a big angry man thats luring trough his broken window i'm calling him butcher k?)

    Aang is watching a video of zuko and katara kissing

    aang: NOOOOO Katara how could you? (rips of his skirt)

    ???: SHUT UP OVER THERE

    Aang: NO YOU SHUT UP

    ???: DON'T MAKE ME COME TO THERE

    Aang: YOU WAN'T A PIECE OF ME COME AND GET ME I'M NOT MOVING ANYWHERE

    butcher kicks in the door

    butcher: WHAT DID YOU SAY

    Aang: (quitly) euhm .. hi

    ~15 minutes later~

    Aang: (crying) see thats katara she's my gf and she's kissing my best friend

    Butcher: I know how you feel the same happend to me

    Aangyelling) KATARAAAA NOOOOOOOOO

    Butcheryelling) CHOOOONG WHYYYYYYY????

    Aang: 0.o'

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    blazerperry29

    [152]Oct 18, 2006
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    [while shooting a scene in the Fortuene Teller, aang and sokka are messing around with some props]

    director: aang! where were you?! we're on in 10!

    aang: oh crap. [bolts toword the cameras] [the volcano violently erupts. aang runs up to it and starts showing off some insane airbending, slowly cooling the flowing lava.]

    katara: did he just-

    director: oh god, no. [Aunt Wu's wig is hanging lopsided on aang's head. he finishes the scene, then walks toward the set, grinning.]

    aang: I think that one might be a keeper, i seriously do. i hope i didn't overemphasize the... [he reaches at his head]
    ... oh sh*t. Did I-

    director: -yeah, you did.

    [silence]

    katara: how did you even-

    aang: i don't know, ok! i just... i couldn't... you know I-

    director: get. out.

    sokka: does this mean we'll need to find another volcano again?

    director: ughh, don't remind me.
    Edited on 10/18/2006 5:24pm
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    crazy17

    [153]Oct 20, 2006
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    OMG, I laughed throughout the whole thread! HAHAHAHA!

    The Storm

    *Zuko climbs up the mast thinger. The Helmsman falls, and Zuko forgot to grab him*
    Zuko: 0_o Whoops.
    Directer: *facepalm* Cut!

    Take 2:
    *Zuko grabs the Helmsman and falls himself*
    Zuko: AAAAAAHHHH! OOF!
    Director: Cut! Medic!

    Zuko Alone
    *Zuko is riding the ostrice horse. He tries to stay awake, but ends up falling off the horse*
    Director: Oy vey! Someone throw some wateer over him!
    *someone throws water over Zuko*
    Zuko: AAH! Wha-what happened? Did I miss something?
    Director: *seething* Yes. *pullds out bazooka* Your eighteenth birthday*
    Zuko: O_______O *runs*
    Director: *chases*
    Camera man: ...Um...cut?

    Bato of the Water Tribe
    *Aang and Zuko fall into the well. Zuko is blasted out by water, Aang jumps up on the rim and poses**everybody looks iup waiting for Zuko to crash down*
    Aang: Um, isn't Zuko supposed to fall?
    Zuko: *clinging onto a pipe on the ceiling for dear life*
    Directror: WTF are you doing?!
    Zuko: I don't wanna hurt myseeelf!
    Directror: *facepalm*

    The Chase
    Toph: *points to Katara* Hoooold it right there, Sugar Queen!
    Katara: You know, you really put the 'itch' in *beep*!
    Director: Cut! Language!

    Bitter Work
    Iroh: *still KO'd*
    Zuko: Um, shouldn't he be awake by now?
    *three hours later*
    Zuko: o.o *checks to see id Iroh is breathing*
    Iroh: *dead*
    Zuko: O_O Crap! Azula really DID kill him!
    Director: .... *BEEP*IT, AZULA!
    Azula: Sorry!

    (Why it took so long for The Avatar Stae to air)
    Director: And cut! That's a wrap, perople! *to cameraman* Did you get all that?
    CM: Sure did!
    Director: *notices camera lens on camera* Uh, why is the lens still on the camera?
    CM: I put it there so it wouldn't get lost!
    Director: You mean it's been there the whole time?
    CM: Yep!
    Director: *runs around screaming*
    Iroh: Great, we have to do this whole thing all over again!
    Zuko: YAY!
    Iroh: ...*facepalm*

    Winter Solistice, Part One
    *Rokus' dragon appears*
    The Huntsman (From American Dragon: Jake Long): DRAGON!
    Aang: WTF??
    Director: Wrong show, guys!

    *^same*
    EK Soldier: This is the Fire Lord's brother. The Dragon of the West. The-
    The Huntsman: DRAGON! *throws net over Iroh*
    Iroh: Hey! I'm not a real dragon! That's just a title!
    The Huntsman:...Oh.
    Director: *to the HM* WILL YOU STOP HARASSING MY CAS%T?
    The HM: *aims staff at the Director* Make me!
    Director: *pulls out a baazooka* I think I just saw your life flash before your eyes*
    Iroh: Uh, can we cut?
    Director*: *shoots the HM*
    The HM: *dead*
    ADJL cast: YAY!

    BotWT
    *Zuko brings the cup of tea up to his mouth. The ship jolts causing the tea to splash into his eyes*
    Zuko: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HOT! HOT! *runs around screaming*
    Iroh: *rolls on the floor, laughing*

    Seige of the North part 2
    *Katara has Zuko up against a wall*
    Katara: It's over, Zuko. Say good bye! *aims an icicle at Zuko*
    Zuko: Katara, no!
    Katara: Wh-what did you call me?
    Zuko: Katara, if you wanna say good bye, say it to my human face *pulls mask off revealing Aang*
    Director: CUT! Dang it, that wasn't in the script!
    K/Z: O_O
    Zuko: Oh, we were still rollingh? Sorry! We were rehearsing for the American Dragon season finale!
    Katara: Yeah, we voice the hero and villian in that show, too.
    Director: *facepalm*
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    kat503

    [154]Oct 23, 2006
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    LOL! That's GOOD! Here's one from Southern air temple

    (after finding the mast) Aang: what are you guys looking at? Is that a Fire nation mask?
    Director: CUT! You weren't suppos to find it!
    Aang: Yes I am.
    Director: No, you arn't.
    Aang: (pulls out script) Yes I am, SEE!
    Directo: Uh, thad was the first draft, we through it out, didn't they give you a updated one?
    Aang: Oviously no.
    Toph: Hay, sorry I'm late, Lets get this party started!
    Katara: Who's she?
    Director: Toph, you start NEXT year.
    Toph: Opps.
    Zuko: (unarare that he also has the wrong script, and that the director said cut)There you are Avatar!
    Director: I SAID CUT! AND. THAT. IS. THE. WRONG. SCIPT!
    Zuko: Really?
    Director: THAT'S IT! CAST AND CREW MEETING, IN MY OFFICE, NOW!
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    free2eatcookies

    [155]Oct 23, 2006
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    yall are funny i hope mine is
    episode:the fourtuneteller

    meng:bye, by by now gaang walking off camera
    meng:floozy
    (katara out of nowhere)
    katara:i heard that biotch!
    whips meng in the eye with water
    directors:cut!katara if u do that again im gonna have to cut ur paycheck
    katara:touch my paycheck and die!
    directors:............................................................katara ur fired
    katara:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    (looks at meng)
    katara:u this isnt the last ive seen of u.and keep ur hands off my man(security takes katara off set)
    meng slides by aang:hi aang
    aang:u did this on purpose didnt u?
    meng:yea
    aang:goodjob
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    Falcondude123

    [156]Oct 23, 2006
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    Scene: Boy in the iceberg.
    Sokka and katara start trying to get aang out of ice. Sokka hits ice with weapon.
    Sokka: hurry let's get him out of there! *bam!* *bam!* *bam!* (suddenly blood spatters everywhere)
    Sokka: AAH! Oh my freaking heck gosh darn stinging crap! Katara: Sokka! what have you done!? Aang! Oh no!
    Director: Cut! Get a paramedic in here immediately! Call nine one one!
    Sokka: I- Im sorry! I-I didn't mean to! AANG! Are you alright!? (reaches into ice, dummy with ketchup falls into his arms) AANG! SPEAK TO ME! AANG! Aa-.........oh. ha, ha. very funny guys!
    (Director, Katara and everyone else starts laughing. Aang jumps out from behind back-drop laughing)
    Aang:Hey Steven! Did we get his face on tape?!
    Director: Sure did! (laughs) that'll be one for the memory books! Ha ha haa!
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    kataangalways

    [157]Oct 25, 2006
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    Good God, you guys are hilarious!!! I made up one from "The Deserter"

    Aang: I'm Admiral Zhao!!!(moons Zhao)

    Director: Cut!!! Aang!!! You're not supposed to moon Zhao!!

    Aang: (looks at director)I'm not??

    (While Aang is distracted, Zhao blasts him and he dies.)

    Director: Zhao!!! What the #$%& is wrong with you?!?!?!

    Zhao: What!?!?! He mooned me, that little 'beep'hole.

    Director: I hope that was the stunt double.

    Cameraman: I don't know, there's not much left of him sir. Hey, I found a picture! (shows Katara in her bathing suit from COTL) Yep, it's Aang.

    Director: Just don't tell Katara.

    (Katara walks in)

    Katara: Don't tell me what-(sees pile of ash)??AHHHHHH!!!!!

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    whiteforest

    [158]Oct 25, 2006
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    Here's one

    Aang: You guys are nomads? That's great! I'm a nomad.
    Chong: Hey, me too!
    Aang: I know... You just said that.
    Chong (to Sokka): Nice underwear.
    Sokka (while holding Momo over underwear): I know, right! My mom made it!
    Katara: That's not in the script!!
    Sokka: Ok, sorry, but these are NEW! They've even got my name on them.
    Aang: Wow Sokka, can your mom make me some underwear too?
    Momo: Look, this is all really funny and all, but can you put me down, or something, cause it smells something awful right around here...
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    masterofaeons

    [159]Oct 25, 2006
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    That was actually pretty funny. I thought this thread was all stupid. You have changed my life, Rave - er eh, whiteforest.
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    whiteforest

    [160]Oct 25, 2006
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    Hah, thanks!
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