Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Here's one from the season 2 finale.
Take One.
Director "Rolling, and Action."
Sokka and Toph enter the Earth King's Thrown Room.
Sokka sees the three Kyoshi Warriors standing in the room.
Sokka "Suki."
'Suki' turns around as Sokka rushes up and Kisses her softly.
Azula kisses back passionately.
*Moments Later*
Director "Cut. Azula you are supposed to break the kiss after your lips touch."
Azula "Hmm."
Director "You can stop now."
Ty Lee jumps behind Azula and strikes her, knocking her unconscious.
Ty Lee "I don???t like this script, I thought I was his Fire Nation Crush."
Director "We???re just covering all the bases."
Take Two
Sokka and Toph enter the Earth King's Thrown Room.
Sokka sees the three Kyoshi Warriors standing in the Room.
Sokka "Suki."
'Suki' turns around as Sokka rushes up and kisses her.
'Suki' breaks the kiss and hits Sokka with a fan.
Director "Cut. Azula after you break the kiss, you back flip to the Earth King, not hit him with a fan."
'Suki' "I???m Suki, and if he wakes up, tell Sokka I heard about the kiss."
Suki storms off.
Take Three
Sokka and Toph enter the Earth King's Thrown Room.
Sokka sees the three Kyoshi Warriors standing in the room.
Sokka "Suki?"
'Suki' turns around as Sokka grabs and leans in to kiss her.
Being held by Sokka, Azula presses firmly against him. Toph bends the ground sucking Azula into the ground.
Director "Cut. Toph, what happened?"
Toph "Sokka knows what she was doing."
Sokka blushes.
Director "Bring her back."
Toph "In how many pieces? You know, I don???t like this script either.How come Azula gets to kiss him."
Director "Everyone clear the set, while we get Azula out."
Cameraman "Should we ..."
Director "Just leave everything were it is and go take a break. Someone get me the writers."
*Later*
Director "Ok. I hope we've all had a chance to get the new script."
Everyone "Yes."
Director "And remember we're on Nick, it's a kid's show after all."
Take Four
Sokka and Toph enter the Earth King's Thrown Room.
Sokka says his line, and Ty Lee jumps in front of him.
Ty Lee "Hi, Cutie."
Sokka "I'm with Azula."
A pair of folded metal fans hit Sokka in the back of the head.
Director "Cut. I want Suki locked in her trailer till we get this scene."
Take Five
Sokka and Toph enter the Earth King's Thrown Room.
Sokka says his line, and Ty Lee jumps in front of him.
Ty Lee "Hi, Cutie."
Sokka (Nervous) "I'm with Suki."
Ty Lee "Who?"
Toph bends the ground knocking Ty Lee onto the statue.
Mai throws her daggers and they fight. Azula appears behind the Earth King. Sokka and Toph stop and get captured.
Director "Cut. Finally."
Cameraman "Uh, Sir. You never told us to stop rolling and it wasn't turned off during the break."
Director "Don't tell me."
Cameraman "Yeah, we ran out of film."
| JengoFett6 wrote: |
| *Katara is about to heal Zuko's scar and Aang bursts in throwing earth everywhere* Aang: Katara!! Iroh: Zuk-....what? Where is he? Director: Hey, did anyone tell him to stand on the left side of the safety line?......uh oh. |
| the_mental_teen wrote: |
| Here's one in the other blooper thread. *off set. Sokka is actually a teacher and the rest of the cast is in his class* Sokka: Can anyone tell me the answer to how to explain Newton's 3rd law? *Everyone is quiet* Sokka: Come on now, don't be shy. *Azula raised her hand* Sokka: Yes Azula? Azula: Was he a President? Sokka: Ok, let's try to get an answer who's not a complete retard Come on don't be shy. Toph: I think I know the answer Sokka. *Aang imitates her in a kiddish way* Toph: SHUT UP TWINKLETOES! Aang: DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU ****IN' HANDICAP!! Sokka: Aang, did you just say the F word? Aang: ...handicap? Toph: No, he's talking about ****. You can't **** in school you ****in' Airbender! Sokka: TOPH! Aang: Why the **** not? Sokka: AANG! Zuko: Dude, you just said **** again. Sokka: ZUKO! Katara: **** Sokka: KATARA! Aang: What's the big deal it doesn't hurt anyone, ****, ****idy, ****,****,****. Sokka: How would you like a beating?! Aang: How would you like to suck my balls! *everyone gasps* Sokka: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Aang: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... *Grabs megaphone* Aang: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, SOKKA!! *Sokka just stares blankly* Zuko: Holy **** dude... |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9XmxErR6SU&mode=related&search=
???????? Scene from cave of 2 lovers
Aang and Katara lean in closer and closer then the lights fade out..
Then suddenly the set was illuminated by a green light showing Aang and Katara
Making out.
Danny Phantom:Sorry,was i interrupting something?
Aang and Katara:what are you doing here?
Danny:I went for a coffee break and came here i was supposed to be in a fight with Vlad.
Aanganny phantom set is door 16 down the hall to your left.
Danny:Ok thanks.(Danny leaves)
Director:OK!EVERYBODY!PLACES!REDO THE KISSING SCENE!
Aang:whoopee!!YEEHAA!!!
?????? Scene from season 2 finale
Iroh:It's more of a demonstration really.(Zuko smiles)
Iroh sips tea and intends to breathe fire.
He takes in a deep breathe and spits out hot tea injuring the director.
Director:Aaahh!!you are supposed to shoot fire!not tea!
Iroh:Sorry!they werent serving chilly con carne!
??????????????Scene from The chase
Everyone corners Azula...RIIINNGGG!!!
Azula gets distracted by Director's phone then everyone attacks her
Director:CUT!AND SOMEONE GET AZULA A PARAMEDIC!
Azula(bleeding)w..i think my pancreas is broken!ooh!!
i think this is just plain awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOJkMiqGbA
also...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DnpuTByHk8&mode=related&search=
speaking of which
Xin Fu: I'm going to be stuck in here with you forever, aren't I?
Master Yu: I'm getting an erection
| Lord-darkboy wrote: | ||
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9XmxErR6SU&mode=related&search= |
| whiteforest wrote: | ||
Rofl That was hilarious |
| picketposter14 wrote: |
i think this is just plain awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOJkMiqGbA also... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DnpuTByHk8&mode=related&search= speaking of which Xin Fu: I'm going to be stuck in here with you forever, aren't I? Master Yu: I'm getting an erection |
| tomtitan wrote: |
| yay! i finally found the original blooper thread, and i necroed it! yay for me! |
ok.......................COOL
