Dai Lee Soldier: ( to Long Feng) We are still loyal to you.

Long Feng: Really?

Soldier: NO!!

LF: Damn!!

Zuko: I know my own destiny uncle!

Iroh: Is it your destiny or did you just wet your pants!

Zuko: I did not! It's just condensation.

Iroh: Zuko, do not make up stories to cover the truth. It is time you start asking yourself the big questions in life. Do you have bladder control issues? What do you want to do about it?

From Serpent's Pass:

Sokka: Suki...you talk to much!

Sokka leans forward to kiss Suki, and she suddenly jerks back.

Director: Cut! What's wrong now, Suki?

Suki: Do we really have to kiss? I mean his breathe smells whale blubber nuggets!!!

Director: Sokka! You promised you would brush your teeth before coming to work. It was because of your bad breathe that we had to write Yue out of the show. She just couldn't take it anymore!

Sokka: I did, but the lunch Gran Gran packed for me smelled so good and fried blubber nuggets are my favorite.

Suki: That's it I am out here,??ask the writers to have Azula kill me. At least I won't have to smell her breathe.

Director: Great, now we'll have to go with Ty Lee as Sokka's love interest.

Sokka: Ooohh, sweet. (As he pops another blubber nugget in his mouth.)

Ty Lee gets a very nervous look on her face as Mai comes up from behind her.

Mai: Ty Lee, I have this covered. Director because of Yue's sudden departure I made sure it was stated in our contracts that neither I nor Ty Lee could become Sokka's love interest. Read it and weep.

Ty Lee gives Mai a big hug, Sokka pops another nugget while just shrugging it off, and the Director starts looking around.

Director: I guess that only leaves Toph then. Tokka is the new ship in town.

Sokka: What!? She stinks! She doesn't take baths, waaahhhh! (Drops the rest of his blubber nuggets.)

Director, Suki, Mai, Ty Lee, the writers, and the camra crew all together(smiling and laughing): Now you know how it feels.

Toph flings a bugger she just finished picking from her nose, spits towards Suki, and says: I knew you wasn't woman enough to handle my man. Come here Sokka time for our close up kiss. (Wiping her mouth on her sleeve.)

Sokka: No, no...stay back! (He starts to run.)

Toph bends the ground around his feet so he can't move, goes over and plants a big wet sloppy kiss on Sokka's face.

While Sokka pleads, Toph plants another kiss, and everyone else laughs, Suki reaches down picks the lunch box Sokka dropped.

As Suki pops a blubber nugget into her mouth, she thinks to herself: Sokka is right about one thing his Gran Gran does fix the best fried whale blubber nuggets anywhere in the world.

This is from Lake Laogai when Katara was??attacking Jet.

Katara hurls iscicles at Jet, hen they all hit him.

Jet: HOLY #%@^ KATARA, YOUR %@$*IN' ICE STABED ME!!

Katara: So what? You piece of #*^$!

Katara continues to throw iscicles at Jet, causing him to bleed to death.

Director: OMFG KATARA! THAT WAS OUR LAST CLONE! NOW WE HAVE TO USE THE REAL JET!

Aang: No, I think that WAS the real Jet.

Director: *$%@

Katara: Oh My!

Aang: What is it?

Katara: Get away from me!

Aang: I only wanted to help.

Katara: Well, your not.

Aang: Where's Toph?

Katara: I killed her.

Aang why?

Katara: I'm a complicated young woman. Don't question my motives.

Aang: *Picks up huge rock and smashs Katara*

Katara: Help!!!!!

Aang: I never loved you, and now I messed up kataang, and zutara. Boy am I good!

Katara: *Groans*

Aang: This is stupid, I'm gonna go kill myself.