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    tomtitan

    [3141]Jan 31, 2008
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    well at least it's a new page now, so is anyone going to post some bloopers or what?
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    tomtitan

    [3143]Jan 31, 2008
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    *facepalm*
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    theredrobin

    [3144]Jan 31, 2008
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    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

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    tomtitan

    [3145]Jan 31, 2008
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    theredrobin wrote:

    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    lol, i think someone should continue that speech so he goes through every episode in the series!
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    Spacerac

    [3146]Jan 31, 2008
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    theredrobin wrote:

    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    Hilarious. Is that what Sokka said while Katara was talking? "She made me dress like a woman"?
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    MarioMario54321

    [3147]Jan 31, 2008
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    the page is back to normaaaaaaaaa........*faints*
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    theredrobin

    [3148]Jan 31, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    theredrobin wrote:

    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    Hilarious. Is that what Sokka said while Katara was talking? "She made me dress like a woman"?
    Thanks. And yes, according to Wikiquote, which is usually pretty reliableon the Avatar page.
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    Spacerac

    [3149]Jan 31, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    theredrobin wrote:
    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    lol, i think someone should continue that speech so he goes through every episode in the series!
    (Someone should add some reactions from the various characters in the speech)Sokka: She must be the woman of my dreams. …and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache (Camera pans out to reveal Hakoda approaching Sokka) and if you look in the front row you can see him and then I got snatched by a spirit monster and there were no bathrooms anywhere I nearly peed on myself and then Aang got me out and then me him and Katara went to the Fire Nation and then we got attacked by Fire Sages and then Aang turned into Roku and then

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    Jancro-Liva

    [3150]Jan 31, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    theredrobin wrote:
    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    lol, i think someone should continue that speech so he goes through every episode in the series!
    (Someone should add some reactions from the various characters in the speech)Sokka: She must be the woman of my dreams. …and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache (Camera pans out to reveal Hakoda approaching Sokka) and if you look in the front row you can see him and then I got snatched by a spirit monster and there were no bathrooms anywhere I nearly peed on myself and then Aang got me out and then me him and Katara went to the Fire Nation and then we got attacked by Fire Sages and then Aang turned into Roku and then

    Katara stole this map from some pirates and they tried to kill us. Zuko found her and tried to give her back her necklace and people everywhere started shipping Zutara. Then we met this guy who hated the firenation. Katara liked him until he tried to destroy a village, but I stopped him. Then, These two tribes argued through a canyon and Then there was a storm and Aang saved us. I got sick in the storm, and Aang made me suck on frogs and my throat-o-flap got infected

    someone continue...

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    MegStar14

    [3152]Jan 31, 2008
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    kataang_lover wrote:
    Ty Lee is next
    Aang: How many sisters do you have?
    Ty Lee: 5-6
    Aang: Why?
    Ty Lee:S*** Mai told me about this
    Aang: Why?
    (Ty Lee kicks his a$$ kung fu action jesus style)
    lol, i love kung fu action Jesus.
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    theredrobin

    [3153]Jan 31, 2008
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    Jancro-Liva wrote:
    My attempt at The Beach abridged. If you don't like it... oh well.

    Azula: You ever get the feeling that we're gonna do something that we wouldn't normally do?

    Lo and Li: It's called Fanservice, you'll get used to it.

    *In the beach house*

    Lo and Li: MENTAL SCARRING!! *show bikini bodies*

    Zuko: Boobies will haunt my dreams forever.

    *On the beach*

    Zuko: Fanservice

    Azula: Fanservice

    Mai: *Goth accent* Fanservice

    Ty Lee: *Paris hilton accent* Like, Boobies!

    *Cut to The Gaang*

    Aang: We're finally getting screenti-

    *Cut back to Zuko and Company.*

    *Volleyball fanservice*

    Chan: *in surfer accent* That was really tubular, dudes and dudettes. Hey, Boob girl, wanna come to my party tonight? Wear something that's easy to take off.

    Ty Lee: Like,I don't get it.

    Azula: What about us?

    Ron-Jon *in surfer accent as well* Yeah, whatever.

    *Back to Gaang*

    Toph: Attempt at Fanservice.

    Katara: Real fanservice!

    Aang: We will not be ignored! NAKED WATER SLIDE!

    Guy: *french accent* Oh HO! My fanservice senses are tingling. *Looks through telescope* Hey, Mon Freer, look! a naked boy with Tattoos! L' Avatar! Send a hawk.

    *Cut to hawk getting Jacked by Combustion Man's eagle Vulture*

    Eagle Vulture: What Son? U just been Jacked!

    *Eagle Vulture finds CM*

    EV: Here you go, homes!

    *CM Looks at the paper*

    *Sound effect SHOOP DA WOOP!*

    *Paper combusts.*

    *Cut to the party*

    Zuko: You're trying to steal my Girlfriend! My voice gives me super strength! *throws Ron-Jon into a vase*

    Ron-Jon: *while flying* TOTALLY!!!

    Chan: Dudes! Who's the shoobie who broke my dad's antique vase!? GTFO muh howse!

    *Uber Gaang vs. CM fight scene, with CM's explosions havind sound effect "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"*

    *Cut to campfireScene*

    Zuko: *whiny rant with the word scar thrown in every few seconds*

    Ty Lee:Like, Shut up!I had like, 6 sisters who were, like, just as hot as I was, and, like, I got no attention, so I like Joined the circus!

    Mai: So? I joined the dark side because my parents wouldn't let me talk.

    Zuko: Kiss me you fool!

    *kiss*

    Azula: Yeah, Mom never liked me. Let's go wreck the party.

    *Party wrecking scene*

    OMFG, this was great. The whole fanservive thing kind of reminds me of GanXingba's Yu-gi-oh abridged series.

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    MegStar14

    [3154]Jan 31, 2008
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    BradyBannister5 wrote:

    Sometime during season 1 (Avatar Abridged Voices)

    Zuko: Uncle, I wish daddy would love me.

    Iroh: Oy vey, just go back in time already, there's a time machine over there.

    Zuko: Really...yay!

    7 Minutes Later

    Zuko: Yay! I'm back in time! Hey wait, that's me over there.

    Young Zuko: Uncle, I need to go to the meeting....

    Zuko: Hey, younger version of me, don't go in on daddy's meeting or you'll have to deul him, then you'll get bured, and get vanished, and have to make daddy love you and its a very irritating process.

    Young Zuko: ....ok

    7 Minutes Later

    Zuko: Yay uncle! I did it, all by myself! Now I changed time!

    Uncle: Oy vey, vwhat are you talking about you nevish? You're over there near the time machine, about to go back in time!

    Zuko: But...I'm here..so...ugh!

    Zuko # 2 pops up.

    Zuko # 2: Yay uncle! I did it, all by myself! Now I changed time!

    Zuko: Wait, I just said that, and how did you get here?

    Zuko # 2: I just came back from changing the past!

    Iroh: Oy vey, enough with the paradoxes already!

    Zuko: This paradox is making my brain hurt uncle!

    Aw man, i love that series. Especially the wimpy-emo-battle-of-the-bands-sissy Zuko voice.
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    Spacerac

    [3155]Jan 31, 2008
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    Jancro-Liva wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    theredrobin wrote:
    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    lol, i think someone should continue that speech so he goes through every episode in the series!
    (Someone should add some reactions from the various characters in the speech)Sokka: She must be the woman of my dreams. ???and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache (Camera pans out to reveal Hakoda approaching Sokka) and if you look in the front row you can see him and then I got snatched by a spirit monster and there were no bathrooms anywhere I nearly peed on myself and then Aang got me out and then me him and Katara went to the Fire Nation and then we got attacked by Fire Sages and then Aang turned into Roku and then

    Katara stole this map from some pirates and they tried to kill us. Zuko found her and tried to give her back her necklace and people everywhere started shipping Zutara. Then we met this guy who hated the firenation. Katara liked him until he tried to destroy a village, but I stopped him. Then, These two tribes argued through a canyon and Then there was a storm and Aang saved us. I got sick in the storm, and Aang made me suck on frogs and my throat-o-flap got infected

    someone continue...

    and then this girl got a crush on Aang so I gave him some advice and Katara finally realized what a powerful bender Aang is and then we caught up with Bato who is sitting in the front right there as you can see SAY HI BATO and then Aang tried to keep me and Katara from meeting Dad so I got mad and so we left Aang then got attacked by Zuko and some crazy lady and an ugly monster then Aang rescued us and gave Katara her necklace back so she kissed him on the cheek and then we went to the northern air temple where we met Teo...
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    crazy17

    [3156]Jan 31, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    Jancro-Liva wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    theredrobin wrote:
    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    lol, i think someone should continue that speech so he goes through every episode in the series!
    (Someone should add some reactions from the various characters in the speech)Sokka: She must be the woman of my dreams. ???and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache (Camera pans out to reveal Hakoda approaching Sokka) and if you look in the front row you can see him and then I got snatched by a spirit monster and there were no bathrooms anywhere I nearly peed on myself and then Aang got me out and then me him and Katara went to the Fire Nation and then we got attacked by Fire Sages and then Aang turned into Roku and then

    Katara stole this map from some pirates and they tried to kill us. Zuko found her and tried to give her back her necklace and people everywhere started shipping Zutara. Then we met this guy who hated the firenation. Katara liked him until he tried to destroy a village, but I stopped him. Then, These two tribes argued through a canyon and Then there was a storm and Aang saved us. I got sick in the storm, and Aang made me suck on frogs and my throat-o-flap got infected

    someone continue...

    and then this girl got a crush on Aang so I gave him some advice and Katara finally realized what a powerful bender Aang is and then we caught up with Bato who is sitting in the front right there as you can see SAY HI BATO and then Aang tried to keep me and Katara from meeting Dad so I got mad and so we left Aang then got attacked by Zuko and some crazy lady and an ugly monster then Aang rescued us and gave Katara her necklace back so she kissed him on the cheek and then we went to the northern air temple where we met Teo...

    (You forgot The deserter)

    ...Oh yeah, and I forgot about the crazy Fire Nation general person who taught Aang firebending, then he burned Katara. Anyway, we got to the Northern Air Temple where we met Teo who's sitting in the back row, then the Fire Nation attacked the temple, then we flew off to the North Pole and we got there and met the hot princess, then the Fire Nation attacked and Yue died and Aang saved us. then we headed to the Earth Kingdom at General Fong's base. he tried to force Aang into the Avatar State, then we met some hippies and got lost in a cave, then we went back to Omashu and met the dangerous ladies and got stuck in a swamp. I thought I saw Yue and then we headed to a village where Aang was arrested for something that happened in a past life of his, then we met Toph who's sitting to the side of me, then the dangerous ladies caught up with us in a deserted town and Azula shot Zuko's uncle, then I got stuck in a hole while Toph was training Aang in Earthbending, then we got to the spirit library where Appa was kidnapped, then I drank cactus juice...
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    segman2008

    [3157]Jan 31, 2008
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    (continue)

    ...and then aang got angry at some sand benders and kicked thier a**es in the avater state, and then we went into the serpents pass with suki and some pregnant lady and got atacked by the serpent, then we went to Ba Sing Se's wall and destroyed a drill run by the fire nation, and then...

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    the1stavatar

    [3158]Jan 31, 2008
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    *deleted scene in headband: best dancer*

    Student: Sup dudes?
    Other Students: FLAMEO HOTMAN!
    Girl: FLAMEO SEXYMAN!
    Toph: I wish I was deaf right now.
    Student: We're gonna give out awards dudes.
    Other Students: FLAMEO HOTMAN!
    Haru's Mustash: FLAMEO SEXYMUSTASH!
    Student: K, the winner of the hottest chick here is...
    Other Students: FLAMEO HOTMAN!
    Student: K, dudes, you need to take a chill pill, or just shut up. Dudes.
    Other Students: FLAMEO....
    Student: Seriously, stop dudes.
    Other Students: Ok....
    Haru's Mustash: I will never stop... being sexy...
    Student: K, just for that, we're not saying who the hottest girl is, or letting her strip infront of you.
    Student 2: Will we get in trouble for seeing a girl striping?
    Student: Do we care?
    Other Students: FLAMEO MUSTASH!
    Student: Wha....?
    Haru's Mustash: I TIS ON FIRE!
    Other Students: FLAMEO MUSTASH!
    Student: K, best dancer is a.... Mr. Appa. Come get your trophy dude.
    Other Students: FLAMEO APPA!
    Aang: Who entered appa in the contest?
    Katara: Wasn't me, I was with you.
    Sokka: Wasn't me, I was competing for sexiest mustash with the haru mustash.
    Haru's Mustash: I TIS SEXY!
    Toph: Wasn't me, I was signing something momo gave to me.
    Aang: Well, if it wasn't us... wait a minute...
    Student: Dudes! The Monkey stole the trophy dudes!
    Other Students: FLAMEO MONKEY!
    Student: Where's the monkey?
    Student 2: Why don't we ask the flying bision?
    *pause followed by laugher*
    Student: Ha, ha. Right, they don't exist, dude. Whatever, let's all dance and stuff.
    *everyone dances*
    Student 2: But guys.... there really is a... oh whatever. *leaves*
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    Spacerac

    [3159]Jan 31, 2008
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    segman2008 wrote:
    crazy17 wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    Jancro-Liva wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    theredrobin wrote:
    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    lol, i think someone should continue that speech so he goes through every episode in the series!
    (Someone should add some reactions from the various characters in the speech)Sokka: She must be the woman of my dreams. ???and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache (Camera pans out to reveal Hakoda approaching Sokka) and if you look in the front row you can see him and then I got snatched by a spirit monster and there were no bathrooms anywhere I nearly peed on myself and then Aang got me out and then me him and Katara went to the Fire Nation and then we got attacked by Fire Sages and then Aang turned into Roku and then

    Katara stole this map from some pirates and they tried to kill us. Zuko found her and tried to give her back her necklace and people everywhere started shipping Zutara. Then we met this guy who hated the firenation. Katara liked him until he tried to destroy a village, but I stopped him. Then, These two tribes argued through a canyon and Then there was a storm and Aang saved us. I got sick in the storm, and Aang made me suck on frogs and my throat-o-flap got infected

    someone continue...

    and then this girl got a crush on Aang so I gave him some advice and Katara finally realized what a powerful bender Aang is and then we caught up with Bato who is sitting in the front right there as you can see SAY HI BATO and then Aang tried to keep me and Katara from meeting Dad so I got mad and so we left Aang then got attacked by Zuko and some crazy lady and an ugly monster then Aang rescued us and gave Katara her necklace back so she kissed him on the cheek and then we went to the northern air temple where we met Teo...

    (You forgot The deserter)

    ...Oh yeah, and I forgot about the crazy Fire Nation general person who taught Aang firebending, then he burned Katara. Anyway, we got to the Northern Air Temple where we met Teo who's sitting in the back row, then the Fire Nation attacked the temple, then we flew off to the North Pole and we got there and met the hot princess, then the Fire Nation attacked and Yue died and Aang saved us. then we headed to the Earth Kingdom at General Fong's base. he tried to force Aang into the Avatar State, then we met some hippies and got lost in a cave, then we went back to Omashu and met the dangerous ladies and got stuck in a swamp. I thought I saw Yue and then we headed to a village where Aang was arrested for something that happened in a past life of his, then we met Toph who's sitting to the side of me, then the dangerous ladies caught up with us in a deserted town and Azula shot Zuko's uncle, then I got stuck in a hole while Toph was training Aang in Earthbending, then we got to the spirit library where Appa was kidnapped, then I drank cactus juice...

    (continue)

    ...and then aang got angry at some sand benders and kicked their butts in the avatar state, and then we went into the serpents pass with suki and some pregnant lady and got attacked by the serpent, then we went to Ba Sing Se's wall and destroyed a drill run by the fire nation, and then...

    ...when we got inside the city we thought it was a mess and we found out it was separated from the cleaner parts from this crazy woman who was always smiling all the time her name was Joo Dee and she never stopped smiling and we also found out that the Dai Lee were run by Long Feng and then I entered a Haiku club which had really pretty girls by the way but I added an extra syllable so I got kicked out and then we ran into Jet and Katara didn't trust him at first and I thought they should kiss but she said no and for some reason Aang didn't like the idea either and so we went to Lake Laogai to look for Appa and we couldn't find him and the Dai Lee found us WE WERE AMBUSHED and then Long Feng killed Jet and made Smellerbee cry and Longshot finally talked and we were cornered again and Appa showed up and knocked Long Feng into the Lake and then we stormed the Earth King's palace to warn him about his city and he didn't believe us at first until he saw the giant fire nation drill and then I told him about this plan we're carrying out today and so now we're here and then we all separated again and Aang didn't like the idea so me and him took a men only trip so I met dad at Chameleon Bay and he went to go see a Guru to master the Avatar state then he came back to me with bad news...
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    segman2008

    [3160]Jan 31, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    segman2008 wrote:
    crazy17 wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    Jancro-Liva wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    theredrobin wrote:
    Here's just a small one.

    Deleted dialogue from "The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion"

    Sokka:*talking really fast* Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first, but I grew to love him over time.

    Aang: *standing up and staring* What the f***, dude, you love me?!

    Sokka: *continues as though Aang hasn't spoken* Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

    Katara: *in a whisper to Aang* TMI.

    Sokka: So..um...who's ready to kick Fire Nation a--

    Hakoda: *interrupting hastily* Anyway!Thank you, Sokka.

    *regular scene continues*

    lol, i think someone should continue that speech so he goes through every episode in the series!
    (Someone should add some reactions from the various characters in the speech)Sokka: She must be the woman of my dreams. …and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache (Camera pans out to reveal Hakoda approaching Sokka) and if you look in the front row you can see him and then I got snatched by a spirit monster and there were no bathrooms anywhere I nearly peed on myself and then Aang got me out and then me him and Katara went to the Fire Nation and then we got attacked by Fire Sages and then Aang turned into Roku and then

    Katara stole this map from some pirates and they tried to kill us. Zuko found her and tried to give her back her necklace and people everywhere started shipping Zutara. Then we met this guy who hated the firenation. Katara liked him until he tried to destroy a village, but I stopped him. Then, These two tribes argued through a canyon and Then there was a storm and Aang saved us. I got sick in the storm, and Aang made me suck on frogs and my throat-o-flap got infected

    someone continue...

    and then this girl got a crush on Aang so I gave him some advice and Katara finally realized what a powerful bender Aang is and then we caught up with Bato who is sitting in the front right there as you can see SAY HI BATO and then Aang tried to keep me and Katara from meeting Dad so I got mad and so we left Aang then got attacked by Zuko and some crazy lady and an ugly monster then Aang rescued us and gave Katara her necklace back so she kissed him on the cheek and then we went to the northern air temple where we met Teo...
    (You forgot The deserter) ...Oh yeah, and I forgot about the crazy Fire Nation general person who taught Aang firebending, then he burned Katara. Anyway, we got to the Northern Air Temple where we met Teo who's sitting in the back row, then the Fire Nation attacked the temple, then we flew off to the North Pole and we got there and met the hot princess, then the Fire Nation attacked and Yue died and Aang saved us. then we headed to the Earth Kingdom at General Fong's base. he tried to force Aang into the Avatar State, then we met some hippies and got lost in a cave, then we went back to Omashu and met the dangerous ladies and got stuck in a swamp. I thought I saw Yue and then we headed to a village where Aang was arrested for something that happened in a past life of his, then we met Toph who's sitting to the side of me, then the dangerous ladies caught up with us in a deserted town and Azula shot Zuko's uncle, then I got stuck in a hole while Toph was training Aang in Earthbending, then we got to the spirit library where Appa was kidnapped, then I drank cactus juice...

    (continue)

    ...and then aang got angry at some sand benders and kicked their butts in the avatar state, and then we went into the serpents pass with suki and some pregnant lady and got attacked by the serpent, then we went to Ba Sing Se's wall and destroyed a drill run by the fire nation, and then...

    ...when we got inside the city we thought it was a mess and we found out it was separated from the cleaner parts from this crazy woman who was always smiling all the time her name was Joo Dee and she never stopped smiling and we also found out that the Dai Lee were run by Long Feng and then I entered a Haiku club which had really pretty girls by the way but I added an extra syllable so I got kicked out and then we ran into Jet and Katara didn't trust him at first and I thought they should kiss but she said no and for some reason Aang didn't like the idea either and so we went to Lake Laogai to look for Appa and we couldn't find him and the Dai Lee found us WE WERE AMBUSHED and then Long Feng killed Jet and made Smellerbee cry and Longshot finally talked and we were cornered again and Appa showed up and knocked Long Feng into the Lake and then we stormed the Earth King's palace to warn him about his city and he didn't believe us at first until he saw the giant fire nation drill and then I told him about this plan we're carrying out today and so now we're here and then we all separated again and Aang didn't like the idea so me and him took a men only trip so I met dad at Chameleon Bay and he went to go see a Guru to master the Avatar state then he came back to me with bad news...

    ...and then me and aang found toph who was captured and then we all went to Ba Sing Se and the king said that there was nothing to worry about but then we found our house empty and then Iroh showed up and led aang down some tunnels and then the Dai Li took aressted the generalsand then we got looked up by azula, thentoph metalbended us out and then we all got the kings's bear back and then we all got out of the city after aang got struck by azula's lightening and then she healed him but he was unconsious for a few weeks and then...

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