the quality of the bloopers has really deteriorated, here's a quality one,involving my favourite schitzophrenic villager, dock/xu/bushi! plus, this one has pictures!
combustionman: hmm, the info i fouind said there was a sighting of a kid with a headband earthbending here,i should ask around. *grabs random stranger* YOU! tell me! have you seen a kid with a headband earthbending around?
bushi: (who he's grabbed) nope, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here!
cm: *hesa chargin his lazar* think very carefully about your next words, they could be your last.
bushi: i don't know any earthbending kid, but my brother dock might! *changes hat*
dock: hmm, nope, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here! ask my brother xu, he might know.
cm: *sigh* fine, xu, do you know any earthbending headband wearing kids around here?
dock: *changes hat*
xu: no, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here, not that i know of anyway, i'll ask my brother bushi! bushi, do you know any earthbending headband wearing kids around here? *changes hat*
bushi: hmm, i'll have to ask xu
this continues for a while
cm: AAAAAARGH! I GIVE UP! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER! *charges his lazar* IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!*fires his lazar* SHOOP DA WHOOP!!! *shoop da whoops*
dock combusts, then dies
*changes hat*
xu: hmm, no, no earthbending headband wearing kids here
cm: NOOOOOOO! WHEN WILL THIS TORMENT END!!!!
he puts mirror in front of himself
cm: SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
heshoop da whoops, thus causing himself to combust
bushi: such a kind man.... *moments later* ooh! a river to clean! i love cleaning rivers!
~tomtitan
p.s. UBERBUMP!!!
Edited on 10/14/2007 12:36pm