avatar day:

sokka: no! my boomerang got stolen by singing firebenders!
mongke: (singing a scale) lalalalalalalaaaaa...(slightly higher) lalalalalalalaaaaa.. (higher) lalalalalalalaaaaa (very high) lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(glass breaks in background)
katara: it's ok sokka, we'll get you a new one from great wall mart.
sokka: ok!
aang: wow, look! a giant statue of me, some random woman and marshmallow guy!
sokka: random woman? that's kyoshi, y'know, avatar before roku, founded kyoshi island...
aang: seriously, who?
villager: kill the avatar! cut his throat! spill his blood!
katara: oh no! it's like that movie where those kids are trapped on a desert island!
sokka: battle royale?
katara: what? no! lord of the flies!
sokka:...is it battle royale?

iroh: oy vey zuko, you stole the tickle me emo doll, didn't you?
zuko: whatever gave you that idea?
iroh: i found the blue spirit mask...
zuko: fine! i stole it!
iroh: i'm good at this! they should make a tv show about me!
zuko: i'd watch it!

aang: no! i'm burning!
katara: no, your statue is burning!
sokka: it must be a giant voodoo doll!
villager: burn the witch!
mayor: die kyoshi! die, the same way you killed the crimsn chin!
aang: if you hate kyoshi so much, why burn me and marshmallow guy too?
mayor: because you're all avatars, therefore you are the same person.. look it's very comlicated with spirits and other such mystical things.
aang: ooookay...
mayor: anyway we're going to lock you up now!
sokka: don't worry, we'll pay bail!
*in prison*
sokka: you actually thought i would pay the bail?

katara: this is terrible! aang is in prison for a crime he did not commit!
sokka: this looks like a job for...ace detective sokka watertribe!
katara: please, a little originality?
sokka: fine, secret agent sokka watertribe!
katara: does it have a theme tune?
sokka: why don't you see for yourself...
*super cool spy themed theme tune plays*
singer: he's a water tribe, no bending person of action,
and he'll never be a afraid...
he's got more than just mad skills, he's got a boomerang to kill
and the women, they swoon when they see his face-
sokka: *facepalm*
*ladies swoon*
singer: he's sokka, sokka watertribe!
*theme tune ends*
katara: wow!
aang: i'm glad you're on the case!
sokka: (macho spy voice) quiet, i must go deep undercover as a janitor on kyoshi island to solve this case! *gets hat and pipe* to kyoshi!
aang: ok, i'll just.. wait here then...alone...with big, scary prisoners...with no one for company...

*they land in kyoshi*
sokka: now to assume my cover identity as weng earth, a mild mannered janitor who is above suspicion and who-
mayor: hey sokka, where's aang?
katara: smooth...
sokka: i'm not sokka, i'm weng...i'm the new janitor!
mayor: riiiiight.. and i suppose that sky bison just happened to appear out of nowhere...
sokka: that's-why i'm here! those things make a lot of mess! anyway, what do you know about the murder of the crimson chin?
mayor: this way...

mayor: yup, this is the kyoshi museum, where we have all kyoshi related information! guide books are $3.99, audio tours are $4.99, and be sure to visit our giftshop!
sokka: mmmmhmmmm, yup, kyoshi did it!
katara: how can you tell?
sokka: there's a cleft-shaped would in her dress, clearly from her final battle with the crimson chin!
katara: how do you do it?
sokka: mad skills!

mayor of town: so, have you found evidence to prove kyoshi's innocence?
sokka: nope, kyoshi killed your chin!
aang: sokka, why didn't you lie?
sokka: i'm a secret agent, not a lawyer!
mayor: i sentence the avatar to...enduring colonel mongke's singing voice!
aang: no! no one has ever survived!
mongke: (singing a scale) lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaa *glass shatters*
mayor: anyone here think he should not suffer this horrible fate?
katara: no, we're all pretty much in favour..
aang: i-er..OBJECTION! you stated that kyoshi killed the crimson chin! when in fact the crimson chin is a copyrighted brand name owned by butch hartman, creator of fairly odd parents, therefore, he is part of their franchise, and cannot be part of this one!
all:
sokka: wow, now he's a future lawyer!
aang: OBJECTION! it clearly states in 'da rules' that avatars cannot, under any circumstances, become a lawyer!
mongke: we'll just...go now... *rough rhinos leave* *drop boomerang*
sokka: (no longer in macho spy voice) my boomerang! i am complete!
katara: and not sexy!
sokka: i'll live!
mayor: sorry for accusing you of killing someone avatar!
aang: no problem, now can we go?
mayor: i gue-*they leave*

iroh: no more stealing stuff!
zuko: well if you won't let me steal stuff then...i'll run away! yeah! best plan ever! yeah!
iroh: *facepalm*

lol.that was good.

Are these Avatar/Family Guy crossovers?

lolarious.

it's finally time for...ABRIDGED BLIND BANDIT!!!!!!!!!!! (p.s. toph's voice is normal, i noticed ganXingba doesn't mock the gaang's voices)

sokka: oh look this bag is absolutely fabulous!
katara: sokka, are you okay?
sokka: why yes darling i'm feeling fantastic actually!
katara: sokka?
sokka: i swallowed an oestrogen pill and not i feel gorgeous actually!
katara: sokka, you're scaring me...
sokka: whew! thank god those things wore off, aang was starting to look very att-
katara: DON'T EVEN finish that sentence!
guy: hey you!
aang: me?
guy: yeah you! the earth kingdom needs you!
aang: well dur! im the ava-
guy: go to master yu's earthbending training camp and join the EARTH KINGDOM ARMY!
aang: SIR YES SIR!

*military music plays in background*
yu: (military seargeant voice) ALRIGHT WORMS! TODAY YOU BEGIN YOUR EARTHBENDING TRAINING, I WANT YOU ALL TO DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
aang: you want me to hi-five you ten times?
yu: WHAT WAS THAT NEW MEAT? YOU WANT 100? FINE! 100 PUSH UPS!
aang: SIR YES SIR!
yu: AND THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU WEAKLINGS, 100 PUSH UPS! PRONTO!
group: SIR YES SIR!!!

katara: hey aang, how did joining the military work out?
aang: i guess i'm not cut out for a military life..but the uniform is nice!
kid: so you going to the big fight today?
other kid: you bet! the boulder will crush fire nation man!
sokka: you hear that? and earthbending tournament, sounds like fun!
aang: maybe we can meet an earthbending teacher for me!
sokka: and watch people crush other people! yeah, violence, meat, pain! whew! i've reasserted my masculinity!

xin fu: (quiet, timid voice) and welcoe everybody, to politically innacurate, the show where we debate politics. first up we have the boulder, debating the hot topic-the war- with the bi bad hippo.
boulder: may you and the boulder have an intelligent debate big bad hippo
bif bad hippo: you too!
xin fu: BAH! I'M JUST KIDDING! IT'S TIME TO PLAY 'POLITICALLY INNACURATE SMACKDOWN'!!!!!!!
boulder: *fighting hippo* TAXES ARE TOO HIGH!
hippo: EAT HIPPO'S RIGHT WING PUNK!
sokka: whoah!
xin fu: AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR...THE BIND BANDIT!!!!
toph: MORE RIGHTS FOR THE DISABLED!!!!
boulder: THE BOULDER WISHES TO SAY-OBJECTION!
toph: YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE PUNK?
boulder: the boulder does not miss blind bandit!
toph: THAT'S WHAT THOUGHT YOU SAID!!!
aang: she's the one! she my mommy!
katara: your mum is dead, like ours.
aang: oh yeah! well then she must be my earthbending teacher.
sokka: yeah that sounds about right.
aang: blind bandit, wait!
toph: go away!
sokka: ooh this belt matches my bag perfectly, i simply must have it!
katara: uh-oh!

kid: the blind bandit's real name is toph bei fong, she lives on the estate on the outskirts of town.
katara: thankyou for all your help!
sokka: bye!

toph's dad: welcome avatar aang and his friends whose names i do not know...
sokka: less talky, more eaty!
toph's mum: wow, what a pig!
aang: so can toph teach me earthbending?
dad: absolutely not! toph is a pathetic loser! you are very welcome to marry her if you wish...
aang: eew, we're twelve!
mum: never too early! why don't you two go outside?

toph: i'm sorry my parents are such jerkasses, i know you like that watertribe girl.
aang: is it that obvious?
toph: pretty much.......WAIT! it's a trap!
*ackbar and the trap rap*
aang: cut it out!
ackbar: sorry!
*cage drops on them*
xin fu: damn straight it's a trap, you two are going to be my prisoners!
toph: but...why?
boulder: the boulder wants a rematch, the boulder was too afraid to have an intelligent/violent political debate before, but now the boulder is!

aang: you won't get away with this, super-my friends will save us!
xin fu: wrong! super-your friends will not save you!
sokka: yeah actually we kinda will.
katara: and we brought backup!
yu: THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION, REPEAT, A HOSTAGE SITUATION, PUT THE CAGE DOWN, AND LET THE KIDS GO!
xin fu: i'll give you..one!
*releases toph*
xin fu: y'know how much the fire nation will pay for the avatar?
yu: YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE EARTH KINGDOM, YOU WILL BE SHOT AT SUNRISE!
toph: slightly extreme, let me just kick his butt!
yu: THAT WORKS TOO!
*toph kicks butt*
aang: whoah!

toph: sorry i didn't tell you i was an earthbender dad.
dad: it's okay, go off and teach the avatar earthbending, go off and travel the world with just 3 other kids for company!
toph okay!

*on appa*
aang: yeah, new friend, yeah!
toph: let's just go!

toph's dad: kill them...but spare toph...but y'know, if it's the heat of battle and you accidentally kill her, it's not too much of a problem.
xin fu: ooh! money!
yu: FOR THIS MUCH GOLD, I AM WILLING TO WORK WITH A TRAITOR!
dad: that's what i thought you said.

Both of you guys were funny. And I'm not sure but I think the submarine had working lights in it.

emo..i mean...zuko alone, sure, we'll go with that...

zuko: yes, i finally get an episode all about me! hooray!..........what's that? it's a flashback episode? NOOOOOO!!!!!
*opening credits play*

gow: hey cyclops, how's the eye?
zuko: go away, can't you see i'm being emo?
soldier: whoah, this guy's an emo!
gow: so?
soldier: haven't you heard? emos have heat beam eyes? they'll fry our brains!
gow: we gotta get outta here! RUN!!!
zuko: now where was i? oh yes, EMONESS!!!
lee: hey.
zuko: who are you?
lee: can't you see? i'm a little kid that you have to talk to for the episode because this is an episode to gain sympathy for your character!
zuko: so i can't be emo?
lee: you can be, but you have to be emo with me!
zuko: it just keeps getting better and better...

lee: so this is my farm, and these are my chickens, larry, harry, barry, carrie, sally, perry and butch!
zuko: EMONESS!!!
lee's dad: oh look a complete stranger, let's make him work and then randomly feed him and whatnot!
lee's mum: what a brilliant idea!
zuko: work? do you know who i am? i'm zu-
dad: we really don't care, just get to work!
zuko: but i wanna say my name and i really *whiny emo rant*
mum: work!
zuko: yes ma'am!

*flashback*
ursa: go on zuko, go play with girls 2 years younger than you!
zuko: (same voice as present zuko) i don't want to! i want to sulk in my emo corner!
azula: (still darth vader voice) you will play with us, or suffer the wrath of my force cho-i mean..i'll tell on you!
zuko: fine...
mai: sup zuko?
zuko: y'know what would be weird?
mai: what?
zuko: if in a few years i end up going out with you after being banished for 3 years with a horrific facial disfigurement caused by my own father.
mai: you're crazy!
azula: right, so we're playing william tell, and you'd better not tell mum, or we'll william tell mum that you started it.
zuko: you're an evil little girl, you know that?
azula: so?

iroh: oy vey, vat's wrong viv zis place? this iz ze vorst city i've ever seen! if i never see this place agin i'll have seen it too soon!
ursa: oh that uncle iroh! look children, presents!
zuko: yay!
azula: i will kill you all.
ursa: for a small boy, a dangerous knife!
zuko: now i can cut myself!
ursa: and for a small girl, a small doll!
azula: *burning doll* this is but a demonstration of what will happen to all who oppose me.

*present day*
zuko: oh look, those soldiers are back!
gow: it's the emo! run for the hills!
soldier: before we go, your eldest son has been taken as a POW and in all likelyhood you'll never see him again! now run!
*they leave*

ursa: by the way, your only cousin lu ten has died in battle and odds are your uncle will be a shell of the man he once was for the rest of his life!

lee's mum: oh well, he lived a good life.
lee's dad: s**t happens.
lee: don't go emoboy! i'll miss you!
zuko: here, take this dangerous knife!
lee: but don't you need this to be emo?
zuko: fire daggers work just as well.
lee: eh?
zuko: don't you know? i'm zu-
lee: whatever, see ya!

ozai: (southern accent) as y'all can see, my bloodline is still in tact, and my children are young and strong!
zuko: life is unfair! *tries firebending*
azulon: mmmmmhmmmm
ozai: wait! this is just my little runt zuko, don't worry, i can easily scar and banish him if you want azula to be next in line!
azulon: GTFO muh throne room!
ozai: loser...
azulon: for that, you lose your firstborn!
ozai: so? i was going to kill him anyway, you just saved me the trouble!

azula: your death will be slow and painful, but unfortunately i will not be the one to cause it.
zuko: go away! can't you see i'm in my emo corner?
ursa: azula, what did we say about distrubing zuko when he's in his emo corner?
azula: fine mom, i'll just go..

*present day*
lee's mum: help me! my son's been kidnapped! and we don't know who took him!
zuko: was it the soldiers from before?
mum: now what would give you that crazy idea?

gow: well well if it isn't the emo, a quick wiki search for the word emo told me that you do not in fact posses lazer vision.
zuko: so? i could've told you that! my name is z-
gow: whatever, just fight us!
zuko: allright!
*owns soldiers*
gow: impressive young emo, but not good enough!
*earthbends at zuko*
zuko: no, my broadswords alone aren't enough!
mysterious jewish voice: use the emoness!
zuko: iroh?
*iroh's ghostly figure appears*
iroh: vat? vat? just use he emoness!
zuko: i don't understand!
iroh: oy vey! for that you get a flashback!
zuko: noo!!
ursa: i've killed azulon and will now live the rest of my pathetic life as a hermit on the run from the fire nation, bye!
iroh: zere, understand now?
zuko: i do understand! i must use teh emoness! KUNG FU ACTION EMO POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!!!!
gow: WTF?
*zuko zukowns him with firebending*
zuko: i am zuko, prince of the fire nation and heir to the throne!
gow: well why didn't you just say you were the firelord's son, we love the fire nation royal family in this town!
zuko: but i was-oh forget it!
*rides into sunset*
lee: what a retard.
end!