Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| Spacerac wrote: |
| that was awesome. Someone needs to bring back the 1stavatar's posts of Aang's Top ten attempts to kiss Katara though. I want to see those again but I don't feel like looking for them. |
| the1stavatar wrote: | ||||||||||
#3: Hey Katara I....SOKKA! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! (Avatar Day) *right before kyoshi testifies, in a private area so aang can say his "last good byes* Mayor: O.k, let's make this quick. Citizens are getting angry. Citizen 1: I want the tourture machine! Citizen 2: Eaten by Bears! Citizen 3: Make Zutara happen! *everyone looks at the citizen who just said that* Citizen 3: Well...it would torture him forever. *everyone mumbles in agreement* Sokka: Any idea what they are talking about? Katara: Nope. Aang: Phew. Katara: What was that aang? Aang: Uhhh...where's the outfit katara? Katara: Oh yeah, sokka go get it. Sokka: Fine. *sokka leaves* Aang: Katara, I have something to say to you, incase I die. Katara: You won't. I'm positive. Don't worry. *3 second pause* But tell me anyway! Aang: Katara...I... Sokka: Hey, you think being eaten by sharks is painful? That may be the best way to go. Aang: Sokka...go get the costume. Sokka: Fine. *sokka leaves again* Aang: Where was I? Oh yeah...Katara...I... Sokka: Did it hurt when you got that tatoo on your head, and your back, where you spine is? Aang: Sokka....please...go... Sokka: Oh yeah, sorry. *leaves* Aang: Where was I? Citizen 3: ZUTARA! Aang: SHUT UP! *airbends him out of the area* Aang: Katara...*trying to keep cool* I... Sokka: *poking aang* Bother, Bother, Bother, Bother, Bother! Sorry, had to do this before you died. I love when those little puppets do it, they are so cute and... Aang: SOKKA! THE COSTUME! Citizen 3: ZUTARA! Aang: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!! *sokka leaves* Aang: *really trying to keep it together* Katara...I... Mayor: Sorry, times up. Time for you to go back to the trial. You, water tribe girl, leave. *katara leaves* Aang: Can't you give me five... Mayor: No. Sokka: I got the costume. It was right over there, 10 steps away from where your standing. We could have had an awsome, amazing, heart-warming moment that millions of people who could be watching us from somewhere would love, and something big and beautiful could have... Aang: ARRGH! *tackles and beats up sokka* Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mayor: We'll add that to your charges. Citizen 4: KATAANG! Moment #2 Coming up! And what will be teh #1 moment? Find out soon enough... |
Azula looks for a job
Job Counsuler: lets see here, your resume looks impressive. 15 years as a fire princess, mastery in firebending, overtaking the Earth Kingdom Capital. let's see, do you like animals?
Azula: sure
*at southern air temple*
Aang: so did you set up the fence for appa?
Azula: yes. i'm sure he's for a shocking surprise. so appa, do you want this watermelon? go get it. *throws it towards frence*
*appa gets caught in electric fence*
Headline: bison in hospital after being shocked by electric fence
Job counsuler: okay so your not an animal lover. maybe more of a people person.
*in therapists room*
Zuko: i mean some time i just want to kill my dad, you know?
Azula: good, use you anger and show no mercy and you tranformation to the dark side will be complete
Headline: Angry teen kills Fire Lord and Family
Job Counsuler: okay so that didn't go so well. telemarketing, no one could possibly get hurt
*in office*
Sokka: *over phone* so what are the benefits of joining Cingular?
Azula: power. UNLIMITED *shocks sokka over phone* POWER
sokka: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dies*
Azula: Minutes minutes. i mean unlimited minutes *hears screaming* oh sh**
*in flight control room*
Katara: *over radio* air traffic control come in. this is flight 137. we're running out of fuel. we need somewhere to land NOW!
Azula: i'm pretty sure all the runways will be quite occupied when your plane arrives.
Katara: for gods sake please we're going down!
Azula: and now young pilot *grabs switch* you will die *cuts power to the plane*
Katara: ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Azula: *evil laugh* flight 137? come in.
Headline: at least 400 killed in worst plane crash in water tribe history
Job Counsuler: we don't even give out air traffic controler positions. how did you get that job?!
Azula: it's not like i can find another job anywhere else.
Job counsuler: get the hell out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI
| tomtitan wrote: |
| bitter work. aang: hey toph, toph? toph: (grouchy) what? can't you see i'm trying to sleep? aang: hey toph can we learn earthbending today because i really want to know ho to bend earth wouldn't it be fun to move earth using only martial arts moves it is cool in your opinion when can i learn earthbending it would be so fun and i really need to learn it to complete my quest to save the world and whatnot when can i learn it can i learn it now please can you- toph: SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aang:..............so can i learn earthbending? toph: ugh! toph: okay, today we learn how to move a rock. aang: moving a rock sounds fun how do you move a rock do you need to know a super special secret bending technique and can you teach that- toph; MOVE A ROCK! like this. *moves rock* aang: psh that's easy i can so totally do that no roblem it's so easy i could- toph: JUST MOVE THE ROCK! aang: *tries to move a rock* *fails* zuko: uncle! iroh: vat vat? can't ya see i'm having a flashback dream sequence over here? oy vey! zuko; but i really want to learn advanced firebending so i can beat azula and i really really want it and i *whiny rant* iroh: oy vey, i'll resume yer training already! zuko: yaaay! aang: so did i do it right huh toph did i do it correctly or is there something i'm doing wrong huh toph? toph? toph toph toph toph toph toph: YES YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! you're too hyper, like the airbender that you are, try being tough, like me! aang: that sounds great i'll try that now gee isn't this fun toph whaddya say toph? toph? toph toph toph toph- toph: JUST MOVE THE ROCK! katara: toph stop being so mean to aang. toph: can you really blame me? katara: why are you being so mean? toph: hey aang! aang: yeah toph what is is toph are you going to teach me some super cool earthbending toph y'know toph is one of those words that if you say it enough times it stops becoming a word and it's just meaningless noise y'know what i mean toph? toph? toph toph toph toph katara: i see what you mean, carry on! toph: i've been thinking aang, what you need is a training montague. aang: a training montague that sounds fun will i get to have rocky music i love rocky music rocky music is so fun and it's perfect for a training sequence let's have rocky music whaddya say toph? toph? toph toph toph toph- toph: OK FINE! we'll have rocky music! *training montague....................with rocky music dadada getting strong now...dadada......... sokka: now it's time for me to be a main character! die little fluffy animal die! *sokka swings down from the tree* *gets trapped in the hole* mysterious demonic voice: (o fortuna plays in background whenever he speaks) so we meet again mortal! sokka: oh no! it's luthor, devourer of souls! luthor: that's right, it is i, luthor, devourer of souls, and now that i have devoured my borcolli, nothing shall stand between me and your immortal soul! mwahahahahaha! endscene! iroh: alright zuko, here's ya lightning already! *creates lightning* zuko: awesomesauce! now i want to try it! iroh: vat are ya crazy? you need spiritual balance to do this technique, you're about as balanced as a pissed tightrope walker! ya need to be less emo. zuko: but..emoness is what makes me have fangirls. iroh: ya need to make a choice, fangirls, or lightning. zuko: i'll bet the avatar will never need to choose between love and power! aang: wow toph, that was an awesome training montague, wasnt that awesome? huh toph? huh? toph? toph toph toph: that's it, it's squishing time! *blindfolds aang* *rolls boulder* aang: *jumps out of way* wow toph, why did you roll a boulder at me that wasn't very nice was it some kind of weird training method because it wasn't very nice was it toph? toph? toph? toph toph toph toph..... toph: grrrr... katara: hey aang, why don't you stop annoy-i mean...practice waterbending with me! aang: no! i want to annoy toph! katara: i'll wear my bathing suit! aang: what are we waiting for? to waterbending practice! zuko: i don't want to choose between emoness and lightning! i don't wanna i don't wanna i don't wanna! iroh: alright! ve'll try ze lightning redirection! who knows? maybe ye'll use it in 21 episodes time! sokka: please luthor, don't hurt me! i bet for mercy! *tries to escape* luthor: (o fortuna) struggle all you want, you will never escape the wrath of luthor, devourer of souls! now let's try the orb of ultimate unlpleasantness again! fear it! fear! sokka: i fear luthor! i fear! no please! please not the orb! no please-wait, i have a boomerang! luthor: (o fortuna) curses, foiled again. katara: now it's time for waterbending! aang: fanservice? where? katara: no, waterbending! aang: i can haz fanservice? katara: no, you can haz waterbending. aang:....so i can have the fanservice then. katara: WATERBENDING! iroh: oy vey, let's look at the four elements! zuko: boring! iroh: firebenders draw power from rage! zuko: i thought it was drag- iroh: shh, don't spoil ep 313! anyvay, vaterbending is from the moon, earthbending from badgermoles who live in- chong and hippies: secret tunnels! iroh: thanks chong, and airbenders drew it from sky bison. zuko: i wanna redirect lightning and i really *whiny rant* iroh: fine, don't learn a life lesson already! here's how ya redirect it! *does technique* zuko: now let me try! iroh: vat are ya crazy? yer still too emo! ya still need to choose between fangirls and power! zuko: life is so unfair! to the emo corner! away! toph: hey aang, i've been thinking, you've been annoying the s**t out of me today, so it's time i got revenge! *hits staff on ground* aang: alright, fine! i'll stop annoying you! toph: that's what i thought you said! katara: go find sokka! aang: but i'm- katara: I SAID FIND HIM! aang: yes ma'am! luthor: (o fortuna) now, i shall destroy the source of all your strength, your hairband! sokka: no! without my hairdo i'm nothing! nothing! *luthor tugs at hairband and destroys sokka's do* sokka: NOOOOOO!!!! aang: don't worry, i'll save you! *airbends* *fails* luthor: foolish boy, no mere airbending can free you from the wrath of luthor! mwahahahaha! aang: oh no! it's luthor, devourer of souls! run for the hills! luthor: yes, fear me! luthor's mum: hi kids! my name's rosemary! how are you? aang: you're...rosemary, and this is your child? rosemary: that's right! luthor: yes, i am rosemary's child, i am the antichrist! aang: yeah right, and i'm kung fu action jesus! sokka: you are. aang: oh yeah! luthor: we will meet again, fear me! *runs off* rosemary: such a nice antichrist! *runs off too* toph: well, that was entertaining, here ya go. earthbends sokka out* sokka: thanks toph, at least somebody helped! aang: nag nag nag, you're worse than your sister! toph: just shut up and earthbend! aang: alright! *earthbends* that was greta wasn't it toph it was so fun waddyasay toph same thing tomorrow huh toph? toph? toph toph toph toph toph toph toph toph............. zuko: (crying in rain) i've decided! i've decided to go down the emo path! you happy now fangirls? happy? now i will never know true power for 21 episodes! 21! *sobs* |
| segman2008 wrote: |
| Azula looks for a job
Job Counsuler: lets see here, your resume looks impressive. 15 years as a fire princess, mastery in firebending, overtaking the Earth Kingdom Capital. let's see, do you like animals? Azula: sure *at southern air temple* Aang: so did you set up the fence for appa? Azula: yes. i'm sure he's for a shocking surprise. so appa, do you want this watermelon? go get it. *appa gets caught in electric fence* Headline: bison in hospital after being shocked by electric fence Job counsuler: okay so your not an animal lover. maybe more of a people person. *in therapists room* Zuko: i mean some time i just want to kill my dad, you know? Azula: good, use you anger and show no mercy and you tranformation to the dark side will be complete Headline: Angry teen kills Fire Lord and Family Job Counsuler: okay so that didn't go so well. telemarketing, no one could possibly get hurt *in office* Sokka: *over phone* so what are the benefits of joining Cingular? Azula: power. UNLIMITED *shocks sokka over phone* POWER sokka: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dies* Azula: *in flight control room* Katara: *over radio* Azula: i'm pretty sure all the runways will be quite occupied when your plane arrives. Katara: Azula: and now young pilot *grabs switch* you will die Katara: ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Azula: *evil laugh* Headline: at least 400 killed in worst plane crash in water tribe history Job Counsuler: we don't even give out air traffic controler positions. how did you get that job?! Azula: it's not like i can find another job anywhere else. Job counsuler: get the hell out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI |
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Katara talking to someone about the DOBS Kiss: Toph
Katara: Toph? Can I talk to you?
Toph: Yeahm what?
Katara: Um... remember the invasion?
Toph: You mean the event we've been focusing on since the middle of spring?
Katara: Uh... Right... Well, when we stopped the submarines to restore out air supply, Aang... Kissed me.
Toph: WOOHOO GO TWINLKETOES!!! Continue...
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| Jancro-Liva wrote: |
Katara talking to someone about the DOBS Kiss: Toph Katara: Toph? Can I talk to you? Toph: Yeahm what? Katara: Um... remember the invasion? Toph: You mean the event we've been focusing on since the middle of spring? Katara: Uh... Right... Well, when we stopped the submarines to restore out air supply, Aang... Kissed me. Toph: WOOHOO GO TWINLKETOES!!! Continue... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Like it? |
| the1stavatar wrote: |
| Ok, by popular demand, I present the ever popular "Deleted Kataang Momements" "Oh yeah, before we die..." *on the island* Aang: Hey katara, I need to tell you something before we go to battle, while we have the time. Katara: What is it aang? Aang: Katara, I... Sokka: Hey Katara, quick question, where did you put my sword? Katara: It's right there sokka. Sokka: Ok, thanks. Katara: You were saying? Aang: Katara... I.... Sokka: Katara, I still can't find it. Katara: Ugh, I'll help. *katara goes to help sokka, aang facepalms, making a mental note to kill sokka later* *katara returns* Katara: You were saying? Aang: Katara... I.... Sokka: Hey aang. I need to ask you a personal question. Why go bald? Is the bald look in? Is it bad to have hair? Haru: WHAT? HAIR IS BAD?!?!?! *runs to go shave his mustash, people hear him scream as he does it* Aang: Sokka, don't you have a sword to find? Sokka: No, I found that. Oh yeah, katara, do you know where my helmet is? Katara: Over there sokka. Sokka: No, that's toph's helmet. Katara: No, that's yours. That's why it's shaped like a wolf. Sokka: OHHHHH. Ok. Sorry, sorry. Continue. Katara: You were saying? Aang: Katara... *pauses and looks around for sokka* I.... Sokka: *randomly appears out of no where* Did you know that when the sun is at full eclipse, it looks black? I'm gonna try to look at it when it is. It will probally look awsome. Aang: Sokka.... Please.... I beg you... Please go... Zutarian: TO ZUTARA! WE HAVE SNACKS! AND COOKIES! AND TONS OF FAN ARTS! ALL ON TEH INTERNETS! AND.... Aang: GO AWAY! Zutarian: Ok..... Sokka: Boy, don't you hate those people who randomly keep on coming every time you give them hints to leave. I hate those people, don't you? Good thing none of us are like that, am I right? *aang is turning red, katara sees aang upset and gets the hint* Katara: Sokka, can you give aang and me a minute? Sokka: Sure! Why didn't you just say so? *sokka leaves* Katara: Ok, you can go. Aang: Katara.... I.... *aang's shoulder is tapped* Aang: I AM SO SICK OF YOU INTERUPTING OUR CONVERSATION! GO AWAY YOU SON OF A..... oh...heh heh, hey chief hakota.... heh heh... Hakota: Hello.... *cough* Aang. Aang: *getting down on his knees and kissing hakota's feet*: I'm SO SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO INSULT YOU! IT WAS MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Hakota: Ok, Ok, calm down. It's fine. I just came to say it's time to load the ships. Aang; Ok, we will be right there. *hakota leaves* Aang: K, I'm getting this out now before we die, I love you! *aang suddenly realises katara left awhile ago, and he accidently said it to sokka* Sokka: Aww...I love you too big guy. *hugs aang* Aang: Sokka....where...is...katara? Sokka: Oh, she said she had to go get ready for battle, she said she's sorry she didn't get to hear what you said, and that she will hear it later after the battle. Aang: Awwwwwwww.... Sokka: Oh well, it's not like you were gonna say your in love with her, right? Aang: *facepalms* Sokka: Oh yeah, she wanted me to say one other thing. Aang: What? *sokka kisses aang on the cheek* *aang starts scrubbing it off* Aang: EWWWWWWWWW! Sokka: Oh wait, maybe I was suppose to say, "Katara gives you a kiss", not do it.... Aang: Sokka... I'm gonna kill you later.... *haru starts running around the island, now with his mustash shaved off, and his hair gone, and an arrow poorly painted on his head* Haru: *shouting* HEY GUYS! BALD IS IN! BALD IS SEXY! *aang facepalms* *miles away* Ty-lee: Hey zuko, the sky just said Bald is in. All the fire nation guys are shaving there heads. Go shave your head! Zuko: No. Azula: I'll do it. *takes out razer* Zuko: NOOOOOOO! I'M ALREADY TOO EMO AS IT IS!!!!!! |
| segman2008 wrote: | ||
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| Spacerac wrote: | ||
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*Nighmares and Daydreams*
Aang: *in a dream* Katara, i'm going to come right out and say it. I LOVE YOU *kisses her in his dream* *wakes up and hears someone screaming*
Aang: *out of dream* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Sokka: you kissed me, that's what!!
(contiue)
