GAH! D***it, Tomilton, you're too fast! XD I'll jut do the Avatar Stupidity parodies now. *BEEP* Bato: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, **** *BEEP* Sokka: How's your sexy party? *BEEP* Zuko: *to Ozai* Are you insane? *BEEP* Katara: *singing* We haven't met, and that's okay, 'cause you will be asking for me one day, don't wanna wait in line, the moment is mine believe me... *BEEP* Sokka: *to Zuko* You my friend, are royally *foghorn blows* *BEEP* Azula: *to Ty Lee* Do you notice how the it's lighter during the day when the sun is out, but it's darker when it's not? *BEEP* Mai: This is too much drama for me! *BEEP* Toph: So not the drama! *BEEP* Iroh: Oy vey, everybody! *BEEP* (Lines are from Liar, Liar; Shrek 3, Hannah Montana, Lost, Family Guy, Madagascar, Ella Enchanted, Raise Your Voice, and Kim Possible.

(First ep)

Zuko: Uncle! Tell the crew to head toward the light!
Iroh: You know I hear the crew's thinking of replacing you with a moth- they do the same thing and don't complain as much.

lol, good one.

That was hilarious Eman!

Very creative. Good ad funny work.

the chase (can't miss out on the opportunity to make all those PMSing jokes!)

aang: it's okay appa, you still have plenty of life left in you!
sokka: is appa okay?
aang: appa started balding, so he's going through a midlife crisis, poor guy!
toph: wow, i am so happy i can't see this!
katara: QUIET! all of you, just be quiet!
sokka: oh no!
aang: what?
sokka: it's that time...
aang: what time?
sokka: she's...PMSing!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
toph: what's PMSing?
sokka: uh-oh...
*opening credits*

katara: TOPH! STOP BEING SO SMALL AND BLIND!
toph: geez, what's your deal?
katara: STOP SPEAKING SO LOUD! HELP US SET UP CAMP! NOW!
toph: alright, fine.. geez.

katara: sorry for shouting earlier.
toph: it's okay.
katara: I'M GAY HOW DARE YOU?!
sokka: i suggest you run.
toph: i hear that!

toph: my earthy senses are tingling! there's a giant tank coming for us!
katara: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID EXTRASENSORY DETECTION OF THREATS!!!
aang: i think we should pack up and-
katara: NO ONE CARES!!!!

*on appa*
katara: i can't believe we're going anyway.
toph: hey, who's the one with super senses?
katara: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE F***ING SPIDERMAN!

*on land*
toph: well i'm going straight to sleep.
katara: NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE GOING TO HELP UNLOAD LIKE THE REST OF US!
toph: ...no i'm not..
katara: YES. YOU. ARE.
toph: later. *earthbends door in katara's face*
katara: OH NO YOU DI'INT!
toph: OH YES I DI'ID!
katara: let me in!!!
sokka: aang, we should do something, katara and toph are having a catfight!
aang: it's like all my christmases have come at once!
sokka: just go and stop them.
aang: but she's PMSing!
sokka: that's why you're doing it, not me. now go!
aang: fine!
*walks up to katara*
aang: katara i think you should-
katara: STFU BALDY!!!
aang: people can be so mean!
*later*
katara: yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
toph: yo mama so stoopid she wet herself locked in a bathroom!
katara: yo mama so fat, thick and dull earthbenders try to bend her!
toph: that's it! *earthbends at katara*
sokka: it's my worst nightmare, a tired, PMSing, b**chfighting katara!
toph: my spi-i mean, my earthy senses are tingling again!
aang: ruun!

sokka: must..sleep..
momo: senor sokka! senor sokka!
sokka: not now momo..
momo: is urgent, jesus is coming! he wants to speak to his best friend sokka!
sokka: tch, yeah right! tell 'jesus' to go somewhere else.
momo: (to jesus) he says to go away.
jesus: it's okay, i'll find a new messiah, maybe that bald kid over there, he already is KUNG-FU ACTION JESUS!
aang: i wonder who's chasing us.
katara: IT'S OBVIOUSLY SCARFACE!
toph: who's-oh never mind, i'll find out if it's important.
sokka: it's not zuko, zuko's a minor character, it's not like in almost every episode the viewer has seen a story about zuko as a striking parallel to ours or something, and it's not like he's just had an entire episode dedicated entirely to him.
aang: yeah, it's probably that sith girl.
sokka: oh look, it's the tank.
katara: KILL THEM!!
toph: good idea!
*azula comes out of tank*
azula: i will crush the avatar's bones and make bread out of them.
ty lee: like, kewl!
azula: when i am supreme ruler of the universe, you will be spared. now attack.
toph: okay, aang, you take the leader, i'll take the left one, and katara, you take the right one, sokka, look after appa.
sokka: hey!
aang: stop complaining, you're a comic relief character!
sokka: I CAN STILL FIGHT!
aang: forget it, let's just leave.
*they fly off*
azula: when i am supreme ruler of the universe, they will be the first to die.

sokka: well we've made it to sunrise, now what?
katara: SOMEONE GET ME A TAMPON!!!!
sokka: tampon, coming up!
toph: stop doing what sugarqueen tells you!
katara: SUGARQUEEN?! NOW YOU DIE YOU LITTLE ****ing ************, i'll **** you so ****ing hard you'll ****ing wish you were never ****ing born you ****ing hear me?
toph: ****, now you die *****! it's not my fault we've been up all night! blame the bison!
aang: appa? appa has nothing to ****ing so with this ****ing issue you ****ing **** sonuva****ing*****!!!
toph: yeah..well..you smell! *leaves*
sokka: ha-ha!

aang: ok we know toph was right about appa, even if we did shout at her for it, so let's clean him up!
katara: WHERE'S MY TAMPON?!!!
sokka: 1 tampon, coming up!
aang: once he's clean we'll fly far, far away, and i'll make a face trail.

azula: clearly the avatar is trying to fool us with his pathetic scheme, come on ladies, let us continue.
mai: whatever.
ty lee: isn't the world so colourful and pretty?
mai: whatever.
ty lee: like, is that all you can say?
mai: whatever.
ty lee: (like dee dee from dexter's lab) that's all you can say! that's all you can say! that's all you can say!
mai:..................................................whatever.

aang: this place looks abandoned, i'll lead that sith girl right here, then i'll-*falls asleep*

sokka: oh no! dangerous ladies!..............hay, one of them's pretty cute!
katara: *facepalm*
mai: whatever! *throws knives*
ty lee: hey, ya wanna see some fanservice?
sokka: (excited) do i!
ty lee: well tough! *jabs*
katara: don't worry sokka, appa will save us!
*appa saves them*
mai: (as she's floating away) whateverrrrrrrrrrr!!

azula: greetings avatar, look at the last face you shall ever lay eyes upon!
aang: wow, it's not a bad face!
azula: silence! you shall suffer.
aang: do i know you?
azula: you know my weakling brother.
aang:.....sokka?
azula: what? no!
aang: is it haru?
azula: who?
aang:....jet?
azula: NO!
aang:..................suki?
azula: MY BROTHER! think, fire nation, powerful bender...
aang: zhao? eew!
azula: ZUKO DAMMIT!
aang: tch, i knew that.

iroh: oy vey ya schmock!
toph: sorry.
iroh: it's okay, drink some tea.
toph: meh, why not accept tea from a random stranger?
iroh: my nephew is-
toph: whatever, thanks for the tea, bye!
iroh: i don't know vy i bother..

zuko: ta-da! kung fu action emo, saves the day!
aang: oh look, scarface, well i'm outta here.
azula: you're not going anywhere! *shoots down*
aang: o shi-
zuko: die azula die!
azula: you will suffer my wrath, both of you!
katara: no, only scarface will!
aang: sokka, katara, you came!
sokka: yup, and katara's..y'know...once a month thing... is over!
aang: that's great!
zuko: uncle! you came back!
iroh: vatever...
toph: allow me to help!
azula: well, 6 on 1, that hardly seems fair! i mean..there's only 6 of you! *shoots iroh*
zuko: NOOOOOO!!!!!
aang: ruuuun!
katara: maybe we should help, if we help now he may join us halfway through season 3!
sokka:...or we could run now and no get burned to cinders!
katara: good idea!
*they run*
end.

Kung -fu action emo LOL