^LOL I guess I'll do the next ep...

Avatar Abridged, Episode: Return to Omashu!

Katara: Ok, it's the next episode!
Aang: So how are we gonna deal with the Fire Nation taking over Omashu?
Sokka: Hmmm...
*The Gaang crawl through the sewer and get out of the manhole*
Sokka: ...Definatly not one of my better ideas...
Katara: *points to Sokka's face* Hey, look! Plot solving sucker...thingies!
Sokka: ...GET THEM OFF ME!
FN Guard: What's all this rumpus?
Katara: Uhh...my brother is sick with a random disease!
FN: OMG HE'S CONTAGIOUS! *runs*

Li: You know, you really should reconsider taking a warship to hunt your brother and uncle down.
Lo: Yeah, I don't think the fandom would like a recap of season one with Zuko and his warship.
Azula: You're right. Don't worry, I have an idea!

Mai: *gothic accent* This place sucks. I'm bored.
Mai's mother: Hey, at least it's safe!
*Earthbenders bend rocks down towards them*
Aang: Rockslide! *airbendss it away*
Mai: I KEEL YOU! Wow, that was so unharacteristic of me... *attacks Aang*
The Gaang: *gets sucked into a trapdoor*
Resistance leader: Yeah, so Bumi surrendered and got captured, so we're giving up.
Aang: ...
Sokka: What if you guys fake sick using the plot solving sucker thingies?
RL: Good idea!

Azula: *to Ty Lee in Darth Vador's voice* The force is strong with you. Join the dark side!
Ty Lee: *perky voice* Will there be any cute boys?
Azula: Plenty.
Ty Lee: Ok!

Sokka: Ok, is everyone ready for "Operation: Freak out the Fire Nation soldiers"?
All: Yeah! *all start moving towards the gates groaning*
FN Soldier: AAAAAAHHHHHH! OPEN THE D*** GATES!

Mai'sd mother: NOOOOO! The resistance took my baby! *sobs uncontrollably*
Mai: *sigh* I'm still bored.
Azula: Greetings, my old friend.
Mai: ...Boredom gone. Hi, Azula! Can I join the dark side with you?
Azula: sure!
Mai: *thinking* Yes! Finally a chance to r*pe- I mean see Zuko again...

RL: The Governer thinks we kidnapped his son, so he wants to make a trade. Aang: Stop stealing my lines! Anyway, the Governer thinks we kidnapped his son, so we need to make a trade with him and King Bumi.

*Next day, the Gaang go to the...I dunno what they're called. But anyway*
Aang: All right, we have the Governers' son. Now can you let Bumi go?
Azula: Nope!
Aang: ...Not cool. *goes after Bumi*
Mai: This most certainly is not boring! *throws knives at Katara*
Katara: Crap! *uses her waterbending to slice up the wood*

Azula: The avatar?? Time to...sh*t, I'm turning into my b4erother...*goes after aang*
Aang: Aw, crap! *to Bumi* Bumni, do somethng!
Bumi: What? You can't defend yourself?
Azula: *shoots fire towards them*
Aang: I DON'T KNOW EARTHBENDING!
Bumi: Well, why didn't you just say so? *uses his neck and chiun to earthbend*
Aang: ...Do i even want to know what's going on inside your head?
Bumi: Nope! See ya! *earthbends up the chute*

Azula: Mwahahaha...at lat, my plan will turn into a success! I can't possibly fail!
Ty Lee: And there will be cute boys!
Mai: And I'll get a boyfriend out of this.

END

Wait a minute! Isn't Azula's abridged voice a valley girl?

well my job's being made easier isn't it.
swamp coming your way!

iroh: (begging) oy vey vats rong viv you people? can't you see ve're tired and hungry and whatnot?
zuko: i want a tickle me emo doll!
iroh: vell yeh can't have it! ve're struggling to get food as it is! there's no vay ve're getting yer stinky emo doll!
zuko: but he has 10 action packed phrases like 'if life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?'
guy: hey losers, how about some music for money?
iroh: vat are ya talking about ya schmuck? ve don't sing for no one!
guy: *taking out swords* one gold piece says you do.
iroh: *sings klezmer*
guy: hehe..loser
zuko's thoughts: you really want that emo doll, don't you?
zuko: more than anything else in the entire world!
zuko's thoughts: well why don't you steal it?
zuko: won't i get caught?
zuko's thoughts: not if you're wearing some form of mask..possibly blue...and spirited...possibly with broadswords..
zuko: i don't see where you're going with this...

aang: wow a swamp! awesomesauce!
katara: where are appa and momo? (calling) appa? momo?
sokka: no, you gotta speak spanish! like this! (calling) momo, Donde es usted? Volver.
katara: please, that spanish sounded like it came from google translator!
sokka: who says it didn't?

sokka: i can't believe we have to spend a night in a stupid swamp because someone can't keep a leash on his bison!
aang: you try controlling a 500 pound flying bovine with several stomachs and airbending poewers!
sokka: well at least it's not a shipping episode.
katara: it's worse! it's an attempt at horror episode!
aang,sokka,katara: noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!1

due: (bohemian accent) well what does one suppose caused this rather perculiar track my companion in pantslessness tho?
tho: by my calculations it appears to be some form of large bovine, with 6 legs and a possible flying ability.
due: i do say, that is rather ingenious!
tho: mmmyes it is, isn't it?

katara: mommy!
katara's mum: go away! i never want to see you again!
katara: i'm coming mommy!
mum: i told you to go away!
katara: but i want to hug you mommy!
mum: if you come a step closer i'm leaving!
katara: what was that?
mum: *vanishes*
katara: darn it!

sokka: hey hotstuff, i see you couldn't go on without me! don't worry, it happens a lot.
yue: (ghostly voice) whoooooo i am a ghost!
sokka: just cut the s**t and let's make out!
yue: whooooo i'm a ghost!
sokka: yue?
yue: whoooo *dissapears*
sokka: aww, and i didn't even get to make out!

due: i do say, it appears as though that winged lemur is riding that large bovine!
tho: it does appear as though you are correct!
due: so what do you say old chap? shall we feast upon their flesh?
tho: what an excellent suggestion!
momo: me no want to be eaten!
*appa and momo run off*
due: i daresay we shall have to sing for our supper, so to speak.
tho: then let us proceed!
*waterbend canoes into action*

aang: are you my mommy?
toph: what? no! i'm your future earthbending teacher!
aang: mommy? why are you saying weird stuff?
toph: look are you going to follow me so i can lead you to your friends or what?
aang: fine..
*aang bumps ito katara*
aang: guess what, i saw my mommy!
katara: nowai! me too!
sokka: stupid yue, didn't even make out with me!
aang: oh look, a giant tree!
katara: wow, it's so giant!
sokka: am i the only one concerned by the giant swamp monster?
aang: whatever, that tree is so big!
katara: look at all the leaves!
sokka: guys? swamp monster!
aang: oh right, action sequence!
*fight scene*
huu: (southern hick) yup yup i darn gone and scarded you good!
aang: wow, this makes total sense!
sokka: completely!
huu: yup yup, this swamp's like the whole world, it's all connected-like!
aang: now that we've learned our lesson, can we eat?
sokka: what about appa and momo?
aang: fine, i'll find them with my KUNG FU ACTION JESUS powers!
*does glowy arrow findy thingy*
aang: (in heroic voice) quick! we must find them, i'll lead the way!

katara: get away from our ride! *waterbends*
due: i think it's safe to conclude that she is in fact a waterbender.
tho: indubitably!
katara: ooookay...

sokka: mmmmmm...giant bug! *eats*
due: having a phd in anthropology i must enquire, where do you hail from?
katara: the southern water tribe...
tho: fascinating!
huu: yup, she's from that place with the ice and stuff!
due: yes you neandarthal, yes she is...
huu: i done gone and dones sunpfin smart yup!

guy from earlier: oh look it's the scar guy i saw earlier!
blue spirit: (gruff voice) i am the blue spirit!
guy: wow, boy was i wrong!
blue spirit: i'll be taking those swords now!
zuko's thoughts: finally, you understood what i said!
zuko: whaa? i just wanted the swords, i still have no idea what you're on about!
thoughts: moron...
end.

what? this fell to page 3?
bump man...