tomtitan wrote: |
the quality of the bloopers has really deteriorated, here's a quality one,involving my favourite schitzophrenic villager, dock/xu/bushi! plus, this one has pictures! combustionman: hmm, the info i fouind said there was a sighting of a kid with a headband earthbending here,i should ask around. *grabs random stranger* YOU! tell me! have you seen a kid with a headband earthbending around? bushi: (who he's grabbed) nope, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here! cm: *hesa chargin his lazar* think very carefully about your next words, they could be your last. bushi: i don't know any earthbending kid, but my brother dock might! *changes hat* dock: hmm, nope, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here! ask my brother xu, he might know. cm: *sigh* fine, xu, do you know any earthbending headband wearing kids around here? dock: *changes hat* xu: no, no earthbending headband wearing kids around here, not that i know of anyway, i'll ask my brother bushi! bushi, do you know any earthbending headband wearing kids around here? *changes hat* bushi: hmm, i'll have to ask xu this continues for a while cm: AAAAAARGH! I GIVE UP! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER! *charges his lazar* IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!*fires his lazar* SHOOP DA WHOOP!!! *shoop da whoops* dock combusts, then dies *changes hat* xu: hmm, no, no earthbending headband wearing kids here cm: NOOOOOOO! WHEN WILL THIS TORMENT END!!!! he puts mirror in front of himself cm: SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!! heshoop da whoops, thus causing himself to combust bushi: such a kind man.... *moments later* ooh! a river to clean! i love cleaning rivers! ~tomtitan p.s. UBERBUMP!!! |
i'm on a roll today!
sokka: feel the wrath of my sword! *prepares to stab* haaaaaaaa!!!!
mysterious voice from nowhere: stop!
*sokka freezes just before he stabs faceless firebender #31468*
sokka: huh?
mvfn: you can't do that, this is a TVY7 show!
sokka: so what can i do?
mvfn: you can hit him lightly with it
sokka: can i slash him?
mvfn: no
sokka: stab?
mvfn: nope
sokka: maime?
mvfn: NO!
this continues for a while
sokka: cause a tiny amount of blood to appear? you let appa and azula do that!
mvfn: no you can't! they did it, we didn't let them but they did it ayway, appa didn't understad the command and you don't argue with azula
sokka: so is there anything violent i can do with this thing?
mvfn: NO!
sokka: i give up. *drops sword, leaves*