And Now, More of the Popular Blooper Series: Random Failed Kataang Moments

"Oh won't you please, please, kiss me?"

*walking towards katara*

Aang: Ok, you can do this. Just tell her how you feel. "Hey baby, I love you!" Great! If your a wierdo... Hmmm, how about, "You, me, ever think about it?" ... No, that's stupid. *facepalms* Why can't I get it right.... Hmmm, "Katara, there's something I need to talk to you about..."
Katara: Ok, what is it?
Aang: AHHHH! *falls back* ow...
Katara: AANG? Are you ok?
Aang: I'm ok..... except for my spine....
*katara helps aang up*
Katara: So, what did you want to tell me?
Aang: Well, I....
Toph: Hey, twinkletoes, get over here, WE NEED TO TRAIN!
Katara: Here, I'll wait to hear what you say when you get back.
Aang: Ok...
*walks away*
Aang: IDIOT! Why the heck did I fall back? I was a complete fool! A joke! I must come up with a better entrance if I'm gonna get her to fall in love with me!
Toph: HOW'S THIS FOR AN ENTRANCE! GET TO TRAINING TWINKLETOES! *earthbends a pillar which sends him flying over to her*
Aang: AHHHHHHHHHH!

*later*
*is earthbended back to katara*
Aang: AHHHHH!
*lands next to katara in pain*
Aang: Oww....
Toph: That's enough training for today! You can keep what's left of him katara!
Katara: Are you ok aang?
*aang, thinking that he made a complete doof of himself, quickly gets up and tries to recover*
Aang: Eh, I'm fine. I'm Tough! I'm the avatar! I'm not a wimp!
Zuko: Yo, It's time for firebending training!
Aang: *caught off guard* WHA? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!?
Zuko: Look, I hate to sound like toph, but... TRAINING, NOW!
Aang: *sighing* Fine...
Katara: it's ok aang, I can wait.
*aang walks away with zuko*
Aang: Aww man, I acted like an idiot again! Now I got to make up for that, and before!
Zuko: Are you gonna be thinking about katara all day, or are we gonna train?
Aang: WTH? How did you find out?
*zuko points to the draws on the western air temple walls that show aang and katara making out*
Aang: Aww, I knew I forgot to wash them all off....
Zuko: How many did you make?
Aang: *embarressed* 10...thousand...

*later*

Zuko: Keep up the good work! More training tommorw!
Aang: K!
*walks toward katara*
Aang: K, I can do this. I'm the man, I'm the dude! I'm the avatar! I rock! No... I sound too much like a jerk. I can't do this...
Katara: Do what?
Aang: AHHHHH! *falls down again in shock*
*katara helps him up again*
Katara: *giggles* Seems like your doing that alot today.
Aang: *blushing in embarresment* Well... I .... Uhhh...
Sokka: AANG! HELP ME WASH APPA! HE GOT ALL DIRTY AGAIN!
Aang: Awww... Be right there....
Katara: It's Ok aang, I'll....
Aang: Yeah, Yeah, I know...
*walks toward sokka*
Aang: Idiot! I messed up again! Why can't I be cool?
Sokka: Hey, Mr. Cool! Come Help me clean up appa!
Aang; Alright.
Sokka: So... Who gets to clean his fur, and who gets to clean his.... ummm... underbelly and... ummm...
Aang: Ugh, I'll do it....

*later*
*aang walking to katara*
Aang: Sigh, why can't I do anything right...
*he approches katara, but right as he's about to talk to her, the duke and teo appears*
The Duke: Aang, Teo lost my helmet.
Teo: I didn't lose it... You put it on a bench and forgot to tell me to look after it.
The Duke: Well, you should have!
Aang: Guys, enough! What do I have to do to make you guys stop fighting? Give you your own show or something?
*theme song plays out of no where, ending with "The Duke: The Last Midget....Err.. Short Dude...*
The Duke: Nah, we just need my helmet.
Aang: Alright, I'll help you find it.
*right as katara is about to talk, aang says*
Aang: Yeah, I know, later....

*later*

*aang approches katara, about to talk to her. She is finished with dinner*
Haru: GUYS! DINNER IS DONE!
*everyone tramples aang to get the food, including appa and momo*
Aang: Oww..... Pain....
*katara helps aang up*
Katara: Maybe we can talk over dinner?
Aang: Yeah... *freezes and sees everyone staring at the two, smiling funny. Afraid that they will blab out his secret, he quickly says* Maybe after dinner...
*the rest of the gaang whispears, followed by toph preparing to say "WIMP!", but sokka covers her mouth*

*later*

Katara: So, should we finnally have our talk?
Aang: Ok...
*momo pulls on aang's pants*
Aang: Momo, You JUST ATE!
*momo moans*
Aang: Oh all right... I'll get you some more food...
Katara: Later we will talk!
Aang: Oh, forget it! Never mind!
*aang walks off depressed, while katara looks at him, sympathetically*

*later*
Aang: Sigh... She'll never know I like her. She probally loves every other guys here more than me, probally even the duke! I'm just a dork, and if I wasn't the avatar, she probally would never be hanging out with me, ever.
Katara: That's not true.
Aang: AHHH! When did you get here? How much did you here of that?
Katara: The dork part...
Aang: Ohhh...
Katara: Aang, your the sweetest guy I know. And even if you weren't the avatar, I'd still be friends with you, because your the greatest guy I know.
*katara kisses aang on the cheek, and he blushes*
Katara: Good Night Aang, I'll see you in the morning.
*katara walks away* *aang, frozen for a few minutes, suddenly falls to the ground, love-struck, when katara is finally gone.
*every other member of the gaang looks at the love-stricken aang*
Toph: WIMP!
Sokka: God, when will he tell her?
Haru: Seriously, how long do we have to do this sokka? He's not getting motivated to tell her!
Zuko: Seriously... Now he's gonna start singing love songs, IN MY SIDE OF THE TEMPLE, tonight about her. And then the stupid zutarian is gonna run in here and say...
Zutaraian: ZUTARA!
Zuko: And aang is gonna beat him up, and I'll get annoyed.
Teo: And then I'm gonna be awake half the night listen to him "telling katara he loves her", and then her responding to it with, "OH AANG, I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE CUTEY!" Blah, blah, blah....
Duke: When the heck is gonna tell her.
Sokka: Why not ask them? *the gaang excluding katara and aang, stare at someone, who we find out to be mike and bryan*

Mike: Don't Blame us!
Bryan: Yeah, we're not delaying the episodes! We're at disney!
Mike: Yeah, and besides, we got you guys nominated at the KCA! Don't get mad at us!
Bryan: Just wait a little longer, I'm sure nick will show it soon.

Toph: You know what, I'm gonna go give them a piece of my mind!
Sokka: YEAH! Let's go have a little talk with them!
*they all run off to nick studios*

*only aang is left, still love-struck, on the ground*

*meanwhile, in the other part of the temple*
Katara: Hey... where the heck is everyone?

Time for some originality (Well, not really).

PRANKS GONE WRONG!

(It is nighttime, and Katara and Toph are tiptoeing towards Zuko's room with a bucket of paint and some rope)
Toph: *snickering* This is gonna be sweet!
Katara: Oh, yeah... *chuckles evilly* Now, shhhh...we don't want to wake Zuko up.
Toph: *whispers* Right.
(They string the bucket over the doorway, so when Zuko opens the door, the bucket would spill all over him. They quietly and quickly run off()
*NEXT MORNING*
(Everyone except Zuko is eating breakfast)
Aang: I wonder what's keeping Zuko. He's usually up by now.
Toph: *stifles a laugh* Maybe he's bathing.
Aang: Yeah. *stands up* I'll check his room to see if he's still asleep. *walks off*
Katara: You do that.
Toph: *whispers* Uhhh, Katara? We kind of put a paint bucket over Zuko's door...
Katara: O_O Sh**, you're right! *runs after Aang, Toph follows* Aang, wait!
Aang: *approaches Zuko's door* Zuko? Katara: AANG! DON'T OPEN IT!
Aang: o.o WTF? *opens door and paint spills all over him* AAH! Zuko: *comes up behind the girls* Hey, what's going on?
Katara: O_O You were behind us? But...how did you get out of your room without the paint spilling over you?
Zuko: I left my room through the window. You girls might want to be a little more quiet when you're playing a prank.
Aang: O_O Ugh...guys...? *the paint is hardening* I...can't...move!
Zuko: *pats Katara's shoulder* I think it's safe to say that karma bit you in the butt. Katara: ZUKOOOOOO! *brandishes water whip*
Aang: *can't move or talk*
Toph: *sigh* *earthbends him frwee*
Aang: *collapses to the ground gasping for air*
Katara: *chasing Zuko down the hall* I'M GONNA KILL YOU, ZUIKO!
Toph:...Well, that was random!

"Wait... Run that by me again..."

Little Bro of the Zutarian: What do you do again, in these bloopers? Cause I really don't think you represent zutara at all.
Zutarian: What? Yes I do! I have a very important job. Watch.

*zutarian sneaks up behind sokka, who is eating his lunch*

Zutarian: ZUTARA!
*Sokka jumps up in fear, and then his hot food lands on him, he runs off in pain*
Toph: Stupid Zutarian... *runs off to help him*

Zutarian: And that's my job.
Little Bro: Wow, your job is stressful... *sarcasm*
Zutarian: Yes, yes it is. It's my job to spread the word of zutara, and get outrageous evidence against kataang. Kataang is a bad ship, and it's dumb, so we don't want it to happen.
Little Bro: But why? What's the story with kataang and zutara.
Zutarian: Ugh, here. *calls in someone* Listen to him, while I go spread the word of zutara to other members of the gaang. *walks off*
*some mysterious guy walks up to little bro, freezes for a few seconds, then starts moving up and down, and starts singing a song*
Announcer Dude: Oh, Kataang and the Zutara. Kataang and the Zutara. One Ships a Bald Kid, the other ships an emo. They're two big ships, always on the internet, they're Kataang, Kataang and The Zutara...
*lighting hits near by*
Little Bro: Where'd the lightning come from?
Duke: Shut up! We want to hear the rest of the song!
Teo: Yeah!
Little Bro: When did you guys get...
Teo and Duke: SHUSH!
Announcer Dude: They Fight day and night, on the internet, and by the dawning of the sun, they written 5 pages of evidence! Oh, they're Kataang and the Zutara, Kataang and the Zutara! They'll never stop, till katara makes her choice. To prove thier superiority, they'll overthrow the forum. They're Kataang, Kataang and the Zutara, Zutara, Zutara, Zutara....
Random Kataanger: SUCKS!
*zutarian appears and tackles the kataanger* *they start fighting each other*
*announcer dude walks away*
Teo and Duke: BRAVO! BRAVO! *claps*
Little Bro: Wha.... Wha the heck was that? Oh forget this, I'm off to watch spongebob.
*walks away*
Teo and Duke: HEY! Announcer Dude! Can you make a song about Tokka and George!
Announcer Dude: Sorry, you got to pay me!
Teo and Duke: Aww...