Avatar: The Last Airbender: Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

the1stavatar

[3361]Feb 15, 2008

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Falcondude123 wrote:

WELCOME BACK TO "SURVIVOR: AVATAR"! PREVIOUSLY, ON SURVIVOR: (flashback recap)

Narrator: Tension mounted when Aang lost his composure in front of everyone!...

Aang: I am DANG sick and tired of all you guys moping around and acting like jerks and STUPID-IDIOTS!

Katara(personal interview): Aang is seriously losing his mind! He calls us all jerks, and then he goes and stills the immunity idol?! What the heck?!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Sokka's plan of tribal domination fell apart behind the scenes!...

TyLee(to Azula): If we get rid of Suki while she's still vulnerable, we split Sokka's alliance in half and re-open Zuko to joining us, in which case we get the numbers on OUR side!

Azula: 0.o...when the heck did you, the dumb flirt, get soo deceivingly diabolical?! Heeheehee, let's do it!

Narrator: At tribal council, emotions ran hot when Aang called out Katara for flirting her way into Zuko's alliance!...

Aang: You have never, ever played honestly! I thought we had something on top of that submarine, and now you join Zuko at the earliest possible convenience!

Katara: You know, I think it's interesting that you call ME dishonest when YOU stole the hidden immunity idol from Toph, a BLIND girl!

(Everyone looks at Aang)

Toph: WHAT!!

Narrator: In a split-decision, Aang was almost ousted, but was spared when Suki found herself blind-sighted!...

Ozai: Suki, (Ozai zaps Suki, killing her), the tribe has spoken...

Narrator: Nine are left! Who will become the sole Survivor?...(theme music plays)

2 B Continued...

ROFL!

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Spacerac

[3362]Feb 15, 2008

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the1stavatar wrote:

"Shipping, We Hate You So."

Haru: Guys, I think we have a problem.
Teo: What? Did duke leak those nudity photos of azula on the internet again?
Haru: No.... and when did he do it the first time..... Not that I want to know.
The Duke: Aww come on. These photos are ten times better than the ones coming from disney!
Haru: Didn't Our Creators go to disney....?
The Duke: That explains so much...

Haru: Anyway, we have a big problem. Every stinking day, on the internet, people are starting shipping wars.
Teo: Old News. We've seen this before. The Arguments, The Long Hours on the internet, The Leaks, The Shutdowns, The Lawsuits, The Delays...
Haru: No, your thinking of the leaked episodes.
Teo: Oh yeah. Hey by the way duke, did you make sure that nick couldn't track the episodes to us?
The Duke: Yeah. I had to delay new episodes of avatar in canada and the US, but it's all worth it.
Haru: How is that worth it? All are fans are furious about that....
The Duke: Uhhh..... I'll be right back...
*the duke runs off*

Haru: Anyway, these ships affect our world too. Because you know what comes with ships.
Teo: Right. Sea Sickness, Barfing, and Cabin Fever.
Haru: True, but that wasn't what I was refering to.
Mustash: I love cabin fever, I can show my sexiness. Haru: We've never been in cabin fever...
Mustash: Not that you know off....

Haru: K, what happens is, every-time a shipping war starts, it's not just the shippers who are fighting. There are also Pirates.
Teo: Pirates? What the heck are you talking about?
Pirate: Actually, we prefer the term, "High Risk Lovers"
Haru: Oh god, another one.
Teo: Wha....? Why are there a bunch of pirates here.
Haru: See, every-time a ship war starts, Two Pirate Crews Appear, and fight each other, and cause tons of damage to the area around us. 1/4 of the Western Air Temple has been Toilet Papered, 1/3 of The Fire Nation has been egged, and 1/2 of Ba Sing Se has graffiti on it.
Pirate: Don't forget the other places we trashed too.
Teo: Wow, why do you pirates do this?
Pirates: Cause, a War has to have fighting, and if the lazy sea-dog shippers won't fight, than we will. Arrgghh...
Teo: Gee, that makes sense... *sarcasm*
Haru: And it's not only that, the rest of the cast is starting to go crazy too.

Toph: Ok Pirates! Next stop, Suki's Prison, so she can dissapear, Permanently....

Pirate: Arrr, you'd best be crushing on katara.
Zuko: But I just broke up...
Pirate: CRUSHING!
Zuko: *indifferent voice* Oh Katara... I have a crush on you... you make my heart burn...

Sokka: Come on guys! What kinda pirates are you? There are women out there that need sokka's looooooooove.
Pirate: Arrrr, we be the pirates that don't do anything. Arrr....

Pirate: So, who'd we be trying to set you up with?
Iroh: Not one person, a whole bunch of girls. I have muscles now, so I need to get a fan club.
Pirate: Arrr... we are not the Fan Club Pirates.
Iroh: Oh really?
*5 min later, rest of the pirates follow iroh, while the captian is hanging on a flag pole*.

Haru: So, one of us has got to get on the internet, and tell these fans enough is enough. We're sick of the pirates, and they had better stop.... Now.
Teo: Yeah, seriously, it's getting annoying now.
The Duke: Hey guys! I just started the biggest shipping war on the internet. It was awsome!
Haru: NO! NOOOO! *runs*
Teo: For what show?
*the duke smiles evilly*

Patrick: What do you want to do today spongebob?
Spongebob: I was thinking.... wha?
*pirate ships appear, hanging the sign, "From The ATLA Gang, with love."
Spongebob: Aww... Son of A Squirrel.
Sandy: HEY!

Ah, minor characters. It will be a shame if the don't get any more screentime.

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segman2008
[3363]Feb 15, 2008
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Katara: listen i talked to aang
Sokka: yeah and?
Katara: he's going to be staying with us for the next couple months
Sokka: good then....WHAT?!?!?!
Katara: look he has nowhere else to go so let's please let him stay.
Sokka: fine
*at home*
Katara: hey what's that aang?
Aang: *holding machine* it's my sleep apnea. i have terrible problem with snoring
Sokka: kill me, please
Aang: good night *turns it on*
*loud noise*
Sokka: that's it. *grabs bat*
Katara: hey what are you doing?!
Sokka: i cannot sleep with that leaf blower going!
Katara: look let's just turn it off. i'm sure he's well asleep.* turns it off*
Aang: *very loud snoring*
Sokka: oh god!
(contiue)
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terminatorSSF
[3364]Feb 15, 2008
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Aang: Hey Sokka.
Sokka: Yeah.
Aang: I bet you one millon dollars that a deer can carry a lion and eat it.
Sokka: Oh yeah your on.
Aang: Well there it is.
*A deer is carrying a lion and eating it.*
Sokka: That is some bullsh**it man!
Aang: Pay up dude.
(continue)
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segman2008

[3365]Feb 15, 2008

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terminatorSSF wrote:

Aang: Hey Sokka.

Sokka: Yeah.

Aang: I bet you one millon dollars that a deer can carry a lion and eat it.

Sokka: Oh yeah your on.

Aang: Well there it is.

*A deer is carrying a lion and eating it.*

Sokka: That is some bullsh**it man!

Aang: Pay up dude.

(continue)

now that is just screwed up!

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KingAtticus
[3367]Feb 15, 2008
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Roku: Previously on Avatar...

Zhao: Tell me where the bomb is!
Iroh: We only have 24 hours...

Jet: They told me enough... they told me YOU killed him!
Long Feng: No Jet... I AM YOUR FATHER!
Jet: No. That's not true... that's impossible!

Ozai: My precious...
Zuko: Give me the ring!

Katara: Where should I go? What will I do?
Aang: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

Book 3: Chapter 15 "The Boiling Rock"
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segman2008
[3368]Feb 15, 2008
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Katara: aang! the worst thing has happened! Zuko's become infected!
Aang: awwwww. didn't you use protection , or do they teach sex ed in the water tribe?
Katara: well...no, but if i tell sokka, he'll beat the crap out of him because he'll know where he got it.
Aang: oh really?
*Zuko in the hospital*
Doctor: well he's had blunt force trauma, slit neck, and multiple stab wounds
Sokka: *smirking*
Director: well, we can't air The Boiling Rock untill he gets better.
All: nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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DrAvatar
[3369]Feb 15, 2008
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*After the final battle*
Katara: Way to go Aang you finally defeated and killed fire lord Ozai.
Aang: Well it wasn't easy...
Katara: Yeah, you had to travel all over the world...
Aang: ...and master all the elements...
Katara: ....and face all sorts of tests and trials....
Aang: ...and I lost Appa along the way....
Katara: ....and you faced all sorts of ruthless villans...
Aang: ...and remember when Jet died...
Katara: ...and all the other people that were terrorized by the fire nation
Aang: ...but now its over...
Katara: ..,and it was all worth it.
Aang: And now we can go on and live our life together.
Katara: Yes Aang, we will have a great life together.
Aang: Yes, lets go Katara and walk off into the sunset.
*begins walking but something falls out of Aang's pocet*
Katara: Whats that?
Aang: Oh thats my Death Note, I found back at the Southern Air Temple
Katara: And WHY didn't you use that???
Aang: Because you would have just gone home and would have never fallen in love with me...
Katara: CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED I'm so going to marry Zuko now.
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Spacerac
[3370]Feb 15, 2008
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KingAtticus wrote:

Katara: Where should I go? What will I do?
Aang: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!
I can totally see that happening. Classic movie references ftw.
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Cathers05

[3371]Feb 16, 2008

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Spacerac wrote:

KingAtticus wrote:

Katara: Where should I go? What will I do? Aang: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

I can totally see that happening. Classic movie references ftw.

and naruto abridged. speaking of which wheres tomtitan with the new avatar abridged, they were great

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tomtitan

[3372]Feb 16, 2008

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Cathers05 wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

KingAtticus wrote:

Katara: Where should I go? What will I do? Aang: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

I can totally see that happening. Classic movie references ftw.

and naruto abridged. speaking of which wheres tomtitan with the new avatar abridged, they were great

meh, can't really be bothered to continue. maybe i'll go on later if i'm bored.

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Spacerac

[3373]Feb 16, 2008

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tomtitan wrote:

Cathers05 wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

KingAtticus wrote:

Katara: Where should I go? What will I do? Aang: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

I can totally see that happening. Classic movie references ftw.

and naruto abridged. speaking of which wheres tomtitan with the new avatar abridged, they were great

meh, can't really be bothered to continue. maybe i'll go on later if i'm bored.

's cool. If you do the whole thing then we'll be out of abridged episodes sooner lol, much like the actual show.

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tomtitan

[3374]Feb 16, 2008

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Spacerac wrote:

tomtitan wrote:

Cathers05 wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

KingAtticus wrote:

Katara: Where should I go? What will I do? Aang: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

I can totally see that happening. Classic movie references ftw.

and naruto abridged. speaking of which wheres tomtitan with the new avatar abridged, they were great

meh, can't really be bothered to continue. maybe i'll go on later if i'm bored.

's cool. If you do the whole thing then we'll be out of abridged episodes sooner lol, much like the actual show.

it's scary how analogous the abridged series is to the actual show.

edit: analogous: the adjective form of the noun analogy.

i use such complex words sometimes without even realising it.

Edited on 02/16/2008 4:01am

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Spacerac

[3375]Feb 16, 2008

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tomtitan wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

tomtitan wrote:

Cathers05 wrote:

Spacerac wrote:

KingAtticus wrote:

Katara: Where should I go? What will I do? Aang: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

I can totally see that happening. Classic movie references ftw.

and naruto abridged. speaking of which wheres tomtitan with the new avatar abridged, they were great

meh, can't really be bothered to continue. maybe i'll go on later if i'm bored.

's cool. If you do the whole thing then we'll be out of abridged episodes sooner lol, much like the actual show.

it's scary how analogous the abridged series is to the actual show.

edit: analogous: the adjective form of the noun analogy.

i use such complex words sometimes without even realising it.

I knew what that meant, but the n00bs probably wouldn't know. I myself had actually got my mom to watch the first one but she never finished past episode 2.

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terminatorSSF
[3376]Feb 16, 2008
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Aang: Katara do you love me.
Katara: Yes I do.
Aang: .
Katara: Aang.
Aang: .
*In hospital*
Doctor: We don't know the reason be his heart overloaded.
Sokka: So your saying he had a heart attack.
Doctor: Yes and no. He is still alive and well. The only thing we can't stop is the smiling.
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terminatorSSF

[3377]Feb 16, 2008

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DrAvatar wrote:

*After the final battle*

Katara: Way to go Aang you finally defeated and killed fire lord Ozai.

Aang: Well it wasn't easy...

Katara: Yeah, you had to travel all over the world...

Aang: ...and master all the elements...

Katara: ....and face all sorts of tests and trials....

Aang: ...and I lost Appa along the way....

Katara: ....and you faced all sorts of ruthless villans...

Aang: ...and remember when Jet died...

Katara: ...and all the other people that were terrorized by the fire nation

Aang: ...but now its over...

Katara: ..,and it was all worth it.

Aang: And now we can go on and live our life together.

Katara: Yes Aang, we will have a great life together.

Aang: Yes, lets go Katara and walk off into the sunset.

*begins walking but something falls out of Aang's pocet*

Katara: Whats that?

Aang: Oh thats my Death Note, I found back at the Southern Air Temple

Katara: And WHY didn't you use that???

Aang: Because you would have just gone home and would have never fallen in love with me...

Katara: CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED I'm so going to marry Zuko now.

yes. why DIDN'T he use the Death Note?

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terminatorSSF
[3378]Feb 16, 2008
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*A party at sokka's house.*
Sokka: My house. ZUKO WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!.
Zuko: Me and Aang threw a party.
Sokka: Where is he anyway.
Zuko: Upstairs with Katara.
Sokka: With MY SISTER!!!
* Goes upstairs and sees Aang and Katara making out*
Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aang: HEY She was hitting on me.
Sokka: * Tries to get in the door* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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kkg14

[3379]Feb 16, 2008

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terminatorSSF wrote:

*A party at sokka's house.*

Sokka: My house. ZUKO WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!.

Zuko: Me and Aang threw a party.

Sokka: Where is he anyway.

Zuko: Upstairs with Katara.

Sokka: With MY SISTER!!!

* Goes upstairs and sees Aang and Katara making out*

Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aang: HEY She was hitting on me.

Sokka: * Tries to get in the door* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm...sounds familiar. Like a certain Burger King commercial....

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terminatorSSF

[3380]Feb 16, 2008

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kkg14 wrote:

terminatorSSF wrote:

*A party at sokka's house.*

Sokka: My house. ZUKO WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!.

Zuko: Me and Aang threw a party.

Sokka: Where is he anyway.

Zuko: Upstairs with Katara.

Sokka: With MY SISTER!!!

* Goes upstairs and sees Aang and Katara making out*

Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aang: HEY She was hitting on me.

Sokka: * Tries to get in the door* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm...sounds familiar. Like a certain Burger King commercial....

I know it was funny.

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