Avatar: The Last Airbender: Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

segman2008

[3421]Feb 18, 2008

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segman2008 wrote:

Aang tries to rebuild the walls of Ba Sing Se

Aang: all finished. hey wait a minuite *looks through scope and sees five fire nation soldiers on horseback*

Aang: fire nation? what the he** is the fire nation doing here. *yells* HEY! FU** YOU FIRE NATION! *fire nation rides away*

Aang: God****it why is it that every time the airbenders build something that the fire nation comes and knocks it down?

*fire nation comes back*

Aang: hey fire nation. guess what i got? an RPG. what do you have?

* they show a baseball *

Aang: a baseball? well i got something a bit bigger than a baseball *pulls out the RPG* say hello to my little friend *shoots it*

*fire nation ignites baseball and throws it toward the wall. rocket follows the ball*

Aang: aw crap

* wall blows up and fire nation rides away *

Aang: aw d*** it!

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kataang_lover
[3422]Feb 18, 2008
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I'm a Kataang Supporter so naturally, I hate to do this....

Why Kataang will never happen

Aang: (looking for negative comments on Katara; don't ask me why) Katara is-

Katara: Hey Aang what do you think of me in my new outfit?

Aang: A whore slut who has too many boyfriends.

Katara: (Attacks Aang the Kung Fu action Jesus way)

Random Zutarian: Zutara wins!!!!

Zutarian Fans: (cheer)
Edited on 02/18/2008 2:58pm
Edited 2 total times.
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terminatorSSF
[3423]Feb 18, 2008
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Funny. That's all it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI
Edited on 02/18/2008 2:44pm
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louzer900
[3424]Feb 18, 2008
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terminatorSSF wrote:

Funn. That's all it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI

i lov that video! it was on the xplay star wars speacial!
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terminatorSSF

[3427]Feb 18, 2008

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segman2008 wrote:

tomtitan wrote:

warning: may be offensive to some zutara shippers. HA! director: ok guys, this is it, the big love scene, aang, you've just defeated fire lord ozai, there's a huge celebration, zuko has just been crowned firelord. you go up to katara, you're nervous, shy etcetera, ok lights! aang: ready katara? katara: sure i guess.. director: and ACTION! aang: i defeated ozai, without the avatar state! i guess i didn't need to open the chakras after all! katara: i guess so! aang: katara, about...on top of the sub... katara: yes aang? aang: i....i love you, ever since i first met you. katara: really? aang: yeah...do you love me too? katara: of course i do aang! *they kiss* director: and cut! perfect! wonderful! brilliant! i've never seen such-wait, hold on. *guy runs up to director, whispers in his ear, gives him lots of various sheets of paper and runs off* director: apparently, there's been a slight change of plan, the creators have given us some new scripts, they say 'this is what the fans want'. anyway, aang, katara, zuko, here's your new scripts. aang, katara and zuko: (looking through new scripts)

director: ok, everyone's memorised their lines, aaaand, ACTION! aang: i defeated ozai, without the avatar state! i guess i didn't need to open the chakras after all! katara: i guess so! aang: katara, about...on top of the sub... katara: yes aang? aang: i....i love you, ever since i first met you. katara: really? aang: yeah...do you love me too? katara: what? no! whatever gave you that idea? i've never shown any romantic interest in you! aang: what? what about in the cave? you totally wanted to kiss me! katara: no i didn't! aang: what about in that dance party, you were so jealous of that girl i was dancing with! katara: no, just because i was blushing doesn't mean i love you! aang: so who do you love? katara: i love zuko! aang: what? you hate him, you threatened to kill him, he tied you to a tree, he betrayed you! katara: psh, that was sexual tension, couldn't you see? what were you watching us with a blindfold over your butt? aang: i can't believe this! i thought you loved me! katara: you're bald and short, why would i love you when there's that bad boy who's so much hotter! aang: i never knew you were that shallow! katara: i'm not! zuko: hey katara, wanna go out sometime? aang: what about mai? zuko: forget mai, she's boring. aang: what about your childhood crush on her, what about the development of your relationship since day one? zuko: i don't care, me and katara were meant to be! now come on, let's go make steam babies! katara: oh zuko, you're such a bad boy! director: cut! that was perfect!

Now that is just screwed up. A last second change

This is bullsh*t. What.... the he**..... were you thinking.

Edited on 02/18/2008 4:15pm

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kkg14

[3428]Feb 18, 2008

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segman2008 wrote:

Aang tries to rebuild the walls of Ba Sing Se

Aang: all finished. hey wait a minuite *looks through scope and sees five fire nation soldiers on horseback*

Aang: fire nation? what the he** is the fire nation doing here. *yells* HEY! FU** YOU FIRE NATION! *fire nation rides away*

Aang: God****it why is it that every time the airbenders build something that the fire nation comes and knocks it down?

*fire nation comes back*

Aang: hey fire nation. guess what i got? an RPG. what do you have?

* they show a baseball *

Aang: a baseball? well i got something a bit bigger than a baseball *pulls out the RPG* say hello to my little friend *shoots it*

*fire nation ignites baseball and throws it toward the wall. rocket follows the ball*

Aang: aw crap

* wall blows up and fire nation rides away *

Aang: aw d*** it!

lol. you got that from South Park, right?

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terminatorSSF
[3429]Feb 18, 2008
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Sokka: Here we have our friend sitting inside a car that's so quiet we put sleeping badgers inside. If awoken, they'll gnaw his face off.
Sokka: *Loading the cannon*
Zuko: *Whispering* No No!!
*Cannon fire*
Zuko: Ah.*cellphone rings and the badger attacks him.*
Zuko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Aang: Why do you hurt people cellphone.
Edited on 02/18/2008 5:36pm
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DanSandwichBoy
[3430]Feb 18, 2008
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You mean, badgermole... right?
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tomtitan

[3431]Feb 19, 2008

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terminatorSSF wrote:

segman2008 wrote:

tomtitan wrote:

Now that is just screwed up. A last second change

This is bullsh*t. What.... the he**..... were you thinking.

it's supposed to be bull, i'm showing people who think they're going to do zutara at the last minute how stupid it is.

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terminatorSSF
[3432]Feb 19, 2008
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DanSandwichBoy wrote:

You mean, badgermole... right?
No I Mean the cellphone because the cellphone hurts people in horror movies
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terminatorSSF
[3433]Feb 19, 2008
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This was going to be my picture
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Wefas7Virgo
[3434]Feb 19, 2008
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I can't think of anything unless I'm given a picture to work with. I'll go scour the ASN DVD screens.
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Spacerac
[3435]Feb 19, 2008
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terminatorSSF wrote:

This was going to be my picture

here's ya go pardner!
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terminatorSSF
[3436]Feb 19, 2008
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Sokka: Deck the slopes With babes in tight pants. Fa la la la la la la la la. Sokka's gonna get some romance. Fa la la la la la la.
Aang: No you not cause your too ugly. Fa la la la la la la la. They'll will be me me all cute and cosy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Sokka:
*In hospital*
Doctor: He has multiple stab wounds, a phone cord around his neck, and some bat to head trauma. he is still alive and well.
Sokka: Damn I thought that was going to work.
Katara; What did you say.
Sokka: I said man that got to hurt.
Katara: Oh.

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kataang_lover
[3437]Feb 19, 2008
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The Beach

Azula: I guess I was always jealous of you.

Ty LeeSings Popular from Wicked I won't type it though)

Azula and everyone else at the party:

Azula: Yeah let's crash this party.
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the1stavatar
[3438]Feb 19, 2008
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Is it me, or are these bloopers slowly starting to do less and less with avatar?
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tomtitan
[3439]Feb 20, 2008
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i added and changed some of it.

warning: may be offensive to some zutara shippers. HA!

director: ok guys, this is it, the big love scene, aang, you've just defeated fire lord ozai, there's a huge celebration, zuko has just been crowned firelord. you go up to katara, you're nervous, shy etcetera, ok lights!
aang: ready katara?
katara: sure i guess..
director: and ACTION!
aang: i defeated ozai, without the avatar state! i guess i didn't need to open the chakras after all!
katara: i guess so!
aang: katara, about...on top of the sub...
katara: yes aang?
aang: i....i love you, ever since i first met you.
katara: really?
aang: yeah...do you love me too?
katara: of course i do aang!
*they kiss*
director: and cut! perfect! wonderful! brilliant! i've never seen such-wait, hold on.
*guy runs up to director, whispers in his ear, gives him lots of various sheets of paper and runs off*
director: apparently, there's been a slight change of plan, the creators have given us some new scripts, they say 'the fans don't care how much plot morphing it will take, just make zutara happen'. anyway, aang, katara, zuko, here's your new scripts.
aang, katara and zuko: (looking through new scripts)

director: ok, everyone's memorised their lines, aaaand, ACTION!
aang: i defeated ozai, without the avatar state! i guess i didn't need to open the chakras after all!
katara: i guess so!
aang: katara, about...on top of the sub...
katara: yes aang?
aang: i....i love you, ever since i first met you.
katara: really?
aang: yeah...do you love me too?
katara: what? no! whatever gave you that idea? i've never shown any romantic interest in you!
aang: what? what about in the cave? you totally wanted to kiss me!
katara: no i didn't!
aang: what about in that dance party, you were so jealous of that girl i was dancing with!
katara: no, just because i was blushing doesn't mean i love you!
aang: so who do you love?
katara: i love zuko!
aang: what? you hate him, you threatened to kill him, he tied you to a tree, he betrayed you!
katara: psh, that was sexual tension, couldn't you see? what were you watching us with a blindfolded butt?
aang: i can't believe this! i thought you loved me!
katara: you're bald and short, why would i love you when there's that bad boy who's so much hotter!
aang: i never knew you were that shallow!
katara: i'm not! you're 2 years younger than me, we can't go out!
aang: but we love each other, age doesn't matter when there's love!
katara: of course age matters!
zuko: hey katara, wanna go out sometime?
aang: what about mai?
zuko: forget mai, she's boring.
aang: what about your childhood crush on her, what about the development of your relationship since day one?
zuko: i don't care, me and katara were meant to be! now come on, let's go make steam babies!
katara: oh zuko, you're such a bad boy!
director: cut! that was perfect!
aang: are you sure the fans want last minute plotmorphing?
director: the fans want zutara, they really don't care about how it will fit into the plot.
aang: so the fans are willing to change the main couple of the series, morph the entire plot and pull a relationship out of the blue, just to get their ship?
director: that's right!
aang: grr, if this wasn't the last scene we'll ever shoot i'd quit!
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Spacerac

[3440]Feb 20, 2008

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tomtitan wrote:

i added and changed some of it.

warning: may be offensive to some zutara shippers. HA!

director: ok guys, this is it, the big love scene, aang, you've just defeated fire lord ozai, there's a huge celebration, zuko has just been crowned firelord. you go up to katara, you're nervous, shy etcetera, ok lights!
aang: ready katara?
katara: sure i guess..
director: and ACTION!
aang: i defeated ozai, without the avatar state! i guess i didn't need to open the chakras after all!
katara: i guess so!
aang: katara, about...on top of the sub...
katara: yes aang?
aang: i....i love you, ever since i first met you.
katara: really?
aang: yeah...do you love me too?
katara: of course i do aang!
*they kiss*
director: and cut! perfect! wonderful! brilliant! i've never seen such-wait, hold on.
*guy runs up to director, whispers in his ear, gives him lots of various sheets of paper and runs off*
director: apparently, there's been a slight change of plan, the creators have given us some new scripts, they say 'the fans don't care how much plot morphing it will take, just make zutara happen'. anyway, aang, katara, zuko, here's your new scripts.
aang, katara and zuko: (looking through new scripts)

director: ok, everyone's memorised their lines, aaaand, ACTION!
aang: i defeated ozai, without the avatar state! i guess i didn't need to open the chakras after all!
katara: i guess so!
aang: katara, about...on top of the sub...
katara: yes aang?
aang: i....i love you, ever since i first met you.
katara: really?
aang: yeah...do you love me too?
katara: what? no! whatever gave you that idea? i've never shown any romantic interest in you!
aang: what? what about in the cave? you totally wanted to kiss me!
katara: no i didn't!
aang: what about in that dance party, you were so jealous of that girl i was dancing with!
katara: no, just because i was blushing doesn't mean i love you!
aang: so who do you love?
katara: i love zuko!
aang: what? you hate him, you threatened to kill him, he tied you to a tree, he betrayed you!
katara: psh, that was sexual tension, couldn't you see? what were you watching us with a blindfolded butt?
aang: i can't believe this! i thought you loved me!
katara: you're bald and short, why would i love you when there's that bad boy who's so much hotter!
aang: i never knew you were that shallow!
katara: i'm not! you're 2 years younger than me, we can't go out!
aang: but we love each other, age doesn't matter when there's love!
katara: of course age matters!
zuko: hey katara, wanna go out sometime?
aang: what about mai?
zuko: forget mai, she's boring.
aang: what about your childhood crush on her, what about the development of your relationship since day one?
zuko: i don't care, me and katara were meant to be! now come on, let's go make steam babies!
katara: oh zuko, you're such a bad boy!
director: cut! that was perfect!
aang: are you sure the fans want last minute plotmorphing?
director: the fans want zutara, they really don't care about how it will fit into the plot.
aang: so the fans are willing to change the main couple of the series, morph the entire plot and pull a relationship out of the blue, just to get their ship?
director: that's right!
aang: grr, if this wasn't the last scene we'll ever shoot i'd quit!

nice update.

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