http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE41IC0Q1Ms

Another one by GanXingba

Ozai being the new announcer for the show Little Britian (the funniest show ever!)

Ozai:Britain, Britain, Britain! Population: One millions, Number of towns, Nine. Average height, Thirty. Shoe size... But just who are Britain? Over the next eleventeen weeks we aim to find out by following the lives of ordinary British folk. What do they, who is they and why?

Zuko: Dad?

Azula: Dad?

Ang: Dad?

Andy: I don't like it

Reactions of the Avatar characters to forum activity.(Namely ours)

Aang: Hey, Sokka check this out!

Sokka: What is it?

Aang: It's a forum dedicated to us!

Sokka: Cool!

*Both browse through the forums and see various topics that range from humorous to down right weird. Finally they come upon a ICT thread*

Aang: Okay what's up with those guys? They practically worship Zuko and think that all girls are wimps...

Sokka: They're right you know.

Aang: What?! Sokka! Half of the top benders and warriors that we have met have been girls and most of my Sifus have been girls!! What's wrong with girls?!

Sokka: Their weak, whinning, no sense at all and they don't have the brains that men possess.

Aang(trembling voice): Ahhh.... Sokka, before you get ahead of yourself look behind you.

*Sokka looks behind and notices Katara that has a massive water whip aimed at him*

Sokka: Er... Oh crap.

Aang: You were saying about girls being weaker then males?

Another one of College Days; Avatar Style.

*the Monday after the concert*

Katara: Oh, that concert was so much fun!

Azula: Yeah, except for whoever bumped into me.

Mai: Causing you to bump into me, causing me to bump into Katara, and causing Katara to bump into Ty Lee.

Ty Lee: What she said.

Katara: Well, besides that. Anyway, have you seen Toph lately? I tried to call her on the phone and she didn't answer.

Ty Lee: When did you call her?

Katara: About an hour before the concert. I didn't really try again yesterday; I got caught up in schoolwork and applications.

Azula: Applications? Where are you thinking about going? The three of us are heading for Emory.

Katara: You're heading for Emory? I've been considering it, but I don't know...

Mai: What?

Katara: Well, I wanted to avoid Sokka as much as I could; he's in James Madison University. In Virginia, you know?

Azula: Oh, don't worry; Emory's three states away.

Katara: Where's the applications? I'm joining up!

Ty Lee: That was a pretty quick change. Anyway, I don't know where Toph is.

Azula: Hold on. I'll ask Aang if he's seen her.

Katara: Okay.

*Azula walks over to sophomore locker area* *she walks up to Aang*

Azula: Hey, Aang, have you seen Toph?

Aang: *blushing* Uhhhh...ummmm...

Toph: *pushing Aang into a locker* I'm right here. Why?

Azula: Oh. Well, Katara said she tried to call you on Saturday at around six. Where were you?

Toph: Twinkle Toes and I had some business to do.

Azula: I see. Well, I gotta head off to classes. See you later, Toph.

Toph: Bye.

Aang: Ouch....Toph, can you let me out please?

Toph: *locking locker door* Did I hear something?

Aang: Toph! What are you doing?

Toph: That's for giving me a heart attack at that concert! 'My heart burns for Azula'...give me a break! And here I was thinking it was Katara!

Aang: Well Katara's kind of cute...

Toph: Twinkle Toes, you're an idiot!

*Toph storms off*

Aang: Hey! HEY! TOPH!

*at the end of the school day* *the seniors are at their lockers*

Azula: Well, that's normally how you get the application for it. Mind you, Katara; Emory's high up in the status and brains. Also the money.

Katara: I might be able to managea scholarship.

Ty Lee: That would be great! *looks at homework pile* Tonight's going to be a long night.

Azula: Yeah, it is. Well, anyway, I gotta go, guys. I promised Zuko that I'd watch Star Wars EpisodeV with him.

Mai: Zuko's at your house?

Azula: Yeah, didn't I tell you guys? He's on fall break.

Katara: I wish our fall break would come soon.

Ty Lee: Yeah, well, you can't win everything.

*girls split up* *meanwhile at the sophomore locker area*

Aang: A little help! Anybody? Somebody! *bangs on locker door*

*student opens it up*

Student: Are you okay?

Aang: Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

Student: No problem.

*student walks off* *Toph walks towards her locker, right beside Aang*

Aang: Yikes! *runs off*

*At Azula's house*

Zuko: Let's get some popcorn!

Azula: All right, but hurry up! I've got homework!

Zuko: No problem, Azula!

*Zuko runs off to get popcorn* *Ozai walks in*

Ozai: Azula, don't you have homework?

Azula: Yes, father, but Zuko wanted me to watch Star Wars Episdode V with him.

Ozai: Episode V, eh? I like that movie.

Azula: You want to watch it with us?

Ozai: Sure.

*Zuko comes back in with two bags of popcorn*

Zuko: Father? You're watching as well?

Ozai: Yeah, I am. I'll get popcorn for myself, though; go ahead and start the movie.

*Ozai walks off* *Zuko starts movie as Azula turns the lights off* *movie starts*

Zuko: I LOVE Star Wars!

Azula: Yeah, me, too!

Zuko: "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

Azula: If I needed a narrator, I'd ask for one, Zuzu.

Zuko: Don't call me that!

*Azula and Zuko get into an argument throughout the whole intro*

Zuko: Now look what you did! We missed the entire intro!

Azula: Well, fine then! Blame it on me, don't you? You always try to blame it on me!

Zuko: Always? Give me a break.

Azula: No, I WON'T give you a break ZUZU!

Zuko: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!

Azula: Now look what you did! Luke's already been found by Han!

Zuko: Oh, that's my fault now, is it?

Azula: Yes it is!

Zuko: Now look who's blaming who!

*Ozai walks back in the room*

Ozai: I'm back!

Azula: Oh, pointing a finger, eh?

Zuko: I'm not pointing any finger!

Azula: Now HAN and Luke have been found! Shut up!

Zuko: YOU shut up!

Ozai: Guys, really-

Azula: I won't shut up until you do!

Zuko: Well I'm not shutting up!

Azula: I know that! Your mouth is too big to close!

Zuko: WHAT WAS THAT????

Ozai: Now, guys, we shouldn't be-

Azula: You heard me, ZUZU! I said YOUR MOUTH IS TOO BIG TO CLOSE!!

Zuko: Why you little-

Azula:Now look what you did! The Empire's already got their AT-ATs on Hoth!

Ozai: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Zuko andAzula:

*Ozai sits down on couch between Zuko and Azula*

Ozai: Am I going to have to start this over?

Zuko: Sure!

Azula: No! I've got homework!

Zuko: Hey, so do I, you know!

Azula: Is yours due tomorrow!

Zuko: No, but college studentstrump high school students!

Azula: No, people with more brains trump people with less brains!

Zuko:Then I guess my opinion still stands.

Azula:Zuzu, you're pathetic! You can't even catch on to cues!

Zuko: Now we're on Bespin??

Azula: Look what you did!!

Zuko: Luke and Darth Vader are fighting!

Ozai: Shut up! This is my favorite line...

Darth Vader: No, Luke. I amyour father.

Ozai and Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zuko and Azula: WTF?

katara- you sef centered egotystical spoiled brat

Toph- well your overbearing bossy stubborn obnoxious dependant on others

Zuko- your a loud mouth narcicist pain in the rear

Toph- oh that really great to hear it from someone who can't even decide which side he's on

Zuko- well yur blind

i copied and pasted this thing i wrote in 'things avatar characters would never say' thread so you can see it here too, plus i wanted to bump this thread.

based on lemondemon's ultimate showdown of course. (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/) gotta give credit where credit is due.

sokka: hey aang, i was thinking, someone needs to record all of the adventures we've had

aang: you mean like, in 3 books with 20 chapters each?

sokka: no! i mean in song! here's one i made up for what happened at the north pole:

sokka: Old Koizilla was hoppin' around The northern water tribelike a big playground

When suddenly Blue spirit came up to the north And hit Koizilla with his swords

Koizilla got pissed and began to attack

But Avatar Aang blocked and pushed him back

And proceeded to open up a can ofavatar Fu

Then toph bei fong came out of the blue

And she started beating up avatar aang

Then blue spirit took them out with a bang

But before he could make it back home to his bed

Admiral Zhao came back from the dead

And pulled an AK-47 out from a holder on his back

And blew zuko away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Becuase then appa came to save the day

[Chorus]

This is the avatar showdown, the avatar destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the avatar showdown, the avatar destiny

[End Chorus]

Koizilla took a bite out of Appa's behind

Like Avatar Kyoshi took a bite out of crime

And then aang came back err.. looking like a sack?

Jeong Jeong jumped out and landed on his back

And blue spirit was injured and trying to get steady

When admiral zhao comes back withsokka's machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

bounty hunter June took him out with her whip

Then she saw koizilla sneaking up from behind

And she reached for her gun which she just couldn't find

'Cause blue spirit stole it and he shot and he missed

And jeong jeong deflected it with his fist

And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault

While admiral zhao tried to polevault

Onto appa's back but they collided in the air

and they both got hit by a bosco Stare

(Chorus)

Angels sang out, who's coming, you know who,

Down from the heavens decended Avatar Roku

Who used his bending, to create a massive boom

which instantly killed bounty hunter june

Who fell over on the ground completely dead

As blue spirit took off his mask, to reveal zuko's head

But Roku saw though his clever trick

and burned zuko to a crisp, really really quick

Then chin the great and guru pathik

and avatar kuruk and a swamp hick

And joo dee and long feng and foamy guy

And that pregnant woman and hei bai

fire sages, shyu,

some cow pigs and bonzu

and azula and mai and ty lee too

jet and longshot and smellerbee

master yu, xin fu too and that baby

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked avatar roku in his avatar ass

It was the bloodiest war that the world ever saw

While civilians looking on in total awe

The war raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The Champion stood -- rising above all the damage

cabbage guy with a bloodstained cabbage

[chorus]

sokka: so, whaddyathink?

aang: sokka, almost all of that never happened!

sokka: yeah it did!

aang: ...nooo.. it didn't sokka, were you high when you wrote this?

sokka: probably, gotta stop with the cactus juice!

aang: one thing still bothers me, what's a gun?

sokka: beats me!

aang: probably a kind of pistachio nut

sokka: yeah that sounds right...

whaddyathink guys?