| DrAvatar wrote: | ||||
5. Cit.: 4: CANCEL AVATAR AND BAN THE DVDS!!! |
6. A Mr. Meaty Marathon!! (that's 10 times worse than Barnyard)
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| DrAvatar wrote: | ||||
5. Cit.: 4: CANCEL AVATAR AND BAN THE DVDS!!! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||||
6. A Mr. Meaty Marathon!! (that's 10 times worse than Barnyard) |
| MarioMario54321 wrote: | ||||||||
A Catscratch Marathon (BAD I TELL YA!) |
| Earth_Water wrote: |
| hey wuzz up? been a long time since i wuz last here and since i did a blooper. i'm a little rusty but, heres wht i came up with: this takes place at the end of the eppi, "Day of Black Sun". Zuko is on one of the air baloons looking in the direction aang & the gang went when... Me: YES! FINALLY-U'VE FINALLY CHOSE THE RIGHT SIDE TO BE ON, U FINALLY TOLD OFF THAT REALLY CREEPY, SCARY, HORRIBLE, DEMON-FACED, BOTOX-INJECTED YET INCREDIBLY, INSANELY, UNBELIEVABLY HOT DAD OF YOURS! AFTER 2 SEASONS, YOU, AT LONG LAST, COME TO JOIN THE AVATAR AND GANG IN DEFEATING THE FIRELORD! I CAN FINALLY LOVE YOU AGAIN!! *gives zuko a really tight hug* Zuko: oh its you again-wait...HOW THE HELL DID U GET HERE AND i'll ask the same question again, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!!! depending on how much people like this(and how much time i have on my hands), i might continue. i got one comment on the 1st one and wanted 2 do it again. so what do ya think? |
| tomtitan wrote: |
| WAT spoilers *toph breaks through wall and collapses onto floor* katara: oh no! toph! what happened? toph: i got burned! katara: oh no! what happened? toph: err... *flashback* toph: yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish! zuko: my mama left me when i was about 7 years old, but yo mama so ugly, she turned medusa to stone! BURN'D!! *end flashback* toph: i kinda went to see zuko. sokka: see, you went to see zuko, and you got burned! |
Sokka was taking a shower and singing "Lady Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.
Sokka:*singing* Wutcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside my trunk
I'm gonna get you
get you drunk
get you drunk on my lady humps
My hump
my hump
My lovely lady humps!
Zuko walked past the bathroom and heard Sokka singing that song. He opened the door.
Sokka: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Zuko get out!
Zuko: Would quit singing Lady Humps? I don't even know what that means.
Sokka: You don't know what it means?!!!
Zuko: No.
Sokka: Get out! I can't talk to you any more.
Zuko left and found a smokin' hot girl
Zuko: How's it goin'?
Girl: *giggles*
Zuko: How are your lady humps?
Girl: Ugh!*slaps Zuko and walks away*
Zuko: What? What did I say?
| the1stavatar wrote: |
| The votes are in! And the winner is.... Top 10 Azula Moments of her trying to fit in to the real world! #10: Try this on... Ty-lee: Hey azula, since we are in the fire nation, can we get some new clothes? Azula: Err...are you talking about shopping? Ty-lee: Of course. Shopping helps your chi! Azula: Hmmm... *thinks* *next part is a dream sequence* Azula: Is there a sale on this item? Clerk: No miss. Azula: Ok. *firebends clothing* Oh look, your clothes are warn out. Clerk: Errr...Would you like a discount on all clothing in the store? Ty-lee: Azula? Are you done trying out clothing yet? Azula: *from stall* This shirt makes me look fat! *stall sets on fire* Ty-lee: Let's try on the next pair... -_- *50 other stalls are burned* *azula running for a shirt* *another girl running for it also* *azula lightning bends at the girl* *then takes the shirt* Azula: HA! YOU HAVE FAILED FOREVER! HA HA HA! *mall on fire* Azula: Ha ha ha! I have defeated the mall and claimed it for the fire nation! Manager: But it's already claimed by the fire nation! Azula: Then I claim it again! HAHAHA! *dream sequence over* Ty-lee: Err...maybe we should forget it. Azula: But I really want to go! Ty-lee: No...let's just forget it. We'd just be bored. Mai: And I thought I was the depressed one. Ty-lee: Mai? What's that your wearing? Mai: Oh, zuko picked it out for me. *ty-lee runs screaming* Mai: What? Hasn't she ever seen pink before? |
You should do one with Azula on a blind date next!
| MarioMario54321 wrote: |
| Blind date with who? |
Bender from Futurama. See who runs away first
| kkg14 wrote: | ||
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| MarioMario54321 wrote: |
| Here's mine: Avatar Speed Run(Speedy Comet in orbit!) Sokka: Uh....guys.... Katara: What Sokka? Sokka: Why is there a big red comet orbiting us? Time: 5:00 Toph: I can't see it. Aang: That's because you're blind. Toph: *punches Aang on the shoulder* Time: 4:30 Aang: What's with the timer? Sokka: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! Katara: Calm down Sokka. It will be the end of the world when that comet comes. Aang: But this is a comet. Sokka: But it's not Sozin's Comet. Time: 4:00 --Meanwhile at the Firelord's Palace-- FN Guard: Firelord Ozai! A Comet has been spotted outside! Ozai: Please tell me that Sozin's Comet came early. FN Guard: Afraid not. This comet is bright red and there's a timer! Time: 3:30 Ozai: What?!?! --Back with the Gaang-- Toph: I can't see the comet! Sokka: Can you not see the red aura? Toph: Nope. Aang: What will happen when the timer hits zero? Time: 3:00 Toph: Wait! The Vibrations I see are red instead of white! Sokka: Great. Now you know about the comet. MarioMario54321: That's the Speedy Comet. Time: 2:30 Katara: The Speedy What? MM54321: The Speedy Comet. It limits the time we have before the end. Sokka: OF THE WORLD!?! MM54321: No. Of the bloopers. Time: 2:00 --Back at the Palace-- Ozai: Maybe that comet makes Firebending better! Azula: Are we going to invade the Water Tribe? Ozai: Oh yeah! Time: 1:30 Zuko: I don't think that 1:30 is enough time. Mai: What will happen when the timer hits zero? Ty Lee: Maybe that's when the comet will leave! --Back at the Gaang-- Time: 1:00 Sokka: ONE MINUTE!! Toph: *punches Sokka on the shoulder* CALM DOWN! Aang: Yeah. Maybe that's when the comet leaves. Sokka: Yeah. Let's hope that. Time: 30 Seconds. Aang: Hey! The Comet is leaving! Sokka: Yes! Thank you The Universe! Katara: Sokka will you quit that? Toph: Yeah. You're annoying. Time: 15 Seconds! Zuko: Yes! 15 seconds to spare! Time: 10 SECONDS!! Aang: You're late. There's no time left. Zuko: Uh-oh. 5....4.....3.....2.... Sokka: *gulp* ........1........ THE END |
| MarioMario54321 wrote: |
| And here's my next Bloopers: Avatar Daredevil Run(Daredevil Comet in Orbit!) --2 Days after the Speedy Comet-- Sokka: Uh... guys... Katara: What is it now? Sokka: There's a big white comet orbiting us now! Toph: *punches Sokka on the shoulder* Oh shut up! --And then Sokka's pain grows tenfold-- Sokka: YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWW!!!! Toph: Wow. I didn't know you were that sensitive to pain. Sokka: i'm......not......help..... Katara: What's wrong Sokka? Sokka: Everything's.....g-going......dark....... *faints* Aang: Sokka! Someone call a doctor! Katara: No Aang. I have healing abilities. Remember? Aang: Oh yeah. Toph: I didn't hit him that hard! Katara: *trys to heal Sokka* This can't be! His entire body is down!! He's been hit on the shoulder but it feels like he's been hit everywhere! Aang: But how? Katara: I don't know. Aang: This is all your fault Toph. Toph: All I did was punch Sokka in a friendly way! Azula: At last! I found you! I don't know why there's a great white comet overhead, but who cares! Toph: *throws a rock at Azula* *And then Azula strangely explodes herself* MarioMario54321: Ok. I can't hide it anymore. That comet above us is a Daredevil Comet. Toph: A Daredevil Comet? MM54321: Yes. It leaves you with low life. One hit and you're dead! Katara: DEAD?!!? ARE YOU SAYING THAT SOKKA'S DEAD? MM54321: Sadly, yes... *Katara starts sobbing* MM54321: But there is hope! Once the comet leaves, Sokka will come back. Katara(stops sobbing): Really? MM54321: Yes. --10 Minutes later, the Comet leaves-- Sokka: Huh?? Where am I? Aang: He's alive! Toph: Yeah! Don't you get it? My one horrible hit was the Daredevil Comet all along! --And then Azula wakes up-- Azula: I don't know what happened, but I don't care! *Azula leaves* THE END |
