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Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

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    tomtitan

    [3121]Jan 30, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    well i mightaswell do it. abridged SOTN pt 2.
    aang: (waking up in the spirit world) yay! i'm in the spirit world again, and it looks entirely different to when i was here last time. hmm... that monkey can help me!
    monkey: no i can't.
    aang: but i haven't even ask-
    monkey: no! now go away!
    aang: (under his breath) jerk.
    monkey: i heard that!
    aang: oh look it's that old guy again!
    roku: wha? aang? what are you doing here? i specifically mentioned i never wanted to see you ever again!
    aang: whoah, harsh! anyway the northern water tribe is under attack and i need the ocean and moon spirits' help.
    roku: can't you just do it yourself?
    aang: well i tried that and-
    roku: shut up! go away!
    aang: but the spi-
    roku: i don't care about your spirits, go find some facestealing monster to help for all i care!
    aang: will do giant marshmallow!
    roku: (as aang is walking away) moron.
    aang: i heard that!

    sokka: (on appa) aang, where are you aang?
    katara: he can't answer, he's in the spirit world!
    sokka: aww shut up!
    yue: omigod it's like totally cold here, even though i like live in the north pole i still feel cold here!
    katara: remind me why you like her again...
    sokka: uuh...she's hot?

    zuko: well well avatar, i finally have you, and now that you can't interrupt me i can finally give you a monologue about how i'm a f***ed up kid who you should feel sorry for! *takes a deep breath* *begins whiny emo rant*

    zhao: (as fire nation troops are storming the city) mwahaha! all yur pole are belong to us!
    iroh: vat are yeh talkin about ya nevisch? za moment the moon rises tonight ve're toast ya hear?
    zhao: no, because i will destroy the moon! mwahaha!
    iroh: destroy the moon? vat iz zis? dragonball z? i suppose yer gonna fiyuh a lazar from yur finguh at the moon and it will blow up?
    zhao: wrong you old fart! i will use spirit magic to achieve what piccolo can do with his finger!
    iroh: and zey call me crazy!

    aang: umm...i'm here to see koh. anyone home?
    koh: (nerdy voice) nyehh! enter my lair fool, if you dare!
    aang: i'm looking for koh...
    koh: only lvl 69 ice mages may pass this point, and last time i checked, you're only a lvl 1 apprentice! n00b!
    aang: look can you tell me where koh is or not?
    koh: i am the one they call 'koh', but you can call me potassium hydroxide!
    aang: wtf?
    koh: get it? potassium hydroxide...k-o-h? get it? funneh huh? (nerdy laugh)
    aang: oh get a life!
    koh: i'm a spirit...
    aang: you know what i mean! anyway, the ocean and moon spirit, where are they?
    koh: they sacrificed their immortality to become Cyprinus carpio, aka koi fish!
    aang: great, back to square one! well nice talking to you!
    koh: maybe you can visit some time and we can play dungeons and dragons?
    aang: uuh...sure! (to himself) yeah like that'll happen! nerd!
    koh: i heard that!
    aang: whatever!

    zhao: finally, now to kill ancient spirits.
    iroh: ok but don't say i didn't warn yeh!
    zhao: shut it! you're almost as annoying as emo boy!

    *aang runs to where he came in*
    aang: roku?
    roku: what? what now? why can't you just leave me be?
    aang: i need to get back to the physic-
    roku: you want to leave? i'll do anything i can to help! here's that big shoop da whoop panda from several episodes ago, he'll help!
    *hei bai shoop da whoops aang, sending him back to the real world, and revealing his location to the search party*
    katara: there he is!
    sokka: oh please, it's just cosmic glowing light centering in on one cave, it doesn't mean it's him!

    zuko: you're awake! no! now i can't do a whiny emo rant anymore!
    aang: stfu noob! *blasts zuko with air*
    zuko: ow!
    katara: take this! *blasts him with water* *they all run onto appa*
    aang: i know, let's take zuko!
    sokka: that's a great idea!
    katara: brilliant thinking aang!

    zhao: (he picks up the koi and the moon turns red)finally, by killing this koi fish, the northern water tribe will be mine!
    iroh: vell vy didn't they just give him the key to the city? i mean, zere's kein security on this place, and zis is ze source of all vaterbending, i mean, vat's up vith zat?

    yue: ow, my head like hurts and stuff and omigod! everything's like, red!
    aang: oh no, the animating budget is running out!
    katara: this tends to happen in season finales.
    yue: anyway, when i was a baby i liek-
    katara: no one cares!

    zhao: now, i am a legend! i am a god! i am-
    iroh: are yeh gonna kill ze fish or vat? i mean, zis is vy villains never vin, zey just keep monologing, it gives the protagonists a chance to stop them already!
    zhao: fine, i'll just kill it then!
    aang: stop right there!
    iroh: yeh see vat i mean?
    zhao: fine, i'll let it go. *he releases it*....not! *he kills it*
    sokka: we probably should've seen this coming. *the screen goes black/white*
    aang: oh no! now the animation budget has completely run dry!
    zhao: later! *legs it*

    yue: oh no! liek, how am i supposed to look good in black and white?
    sokka: we must revive the fish!
    aang: i have an idea! KUNG-FU ACTION JESUS POWERS, ACTIVATE! *he turns into koizilla*
    katara: wow, in retaliation for being killed, the spirit that protects this place has turned into a giant monster.
    sokka: isn't that how princess mononoke ends?
    katara: shh, we don't want the fans to know we're copying ideas!

    zhao: hehe, i've won!
    zuko: oh no you haven't!
    zhao: emo boy? you're alive?
    zuko: and kicking! *kicks, fire comes out*
    zhao: terrible puns aside, let's fight!
    zuko: ok!
    *kewl fight*

    koizilla aang: yeah, i'm like totally killing stuff! yeah!
    sailor on a smashed ship: i feel really stupid for saying 100 ships was overkill now.
    kz aang: and you should!

    katara: it's dead.
    iroh: no s**t sherlock now heal the schmock!
    katara: i can't revive the dead! i'm not kung fu action jesus!
    sokka: someone must sacrifice themselve to revive the fish.
    katara: i nominate yue.
    iroh: second it.
    yue: liek? what?
    iroh: just put yer hand on the fish and it'll al be over!
    yue: liek, ok! *revives the fish, dies, vanishes*
    sokka: no! i'll never love anyone ever again!
    katara: what about facepaint girl?
    sokka: who?
    yue' ghost: liek, thanks for everything sokka, here a kiss. *kisses, then vanishes*
    sokka: score!
    katara's thoughts: mental note, must make out by season 3 episode 9, if i don't do it before then, i have failed.

    zuko: yaay! the animation budget has been renewed!
    zhao: that means...there's a season 2! but i only have a 1 season contract! that means i'm going to die! no!! this is blasphemy! this is madness!
    zuko: madness? THIS IS AVATAR! *giant spirit hand comes up and drowns zhao*
    zuko: noob.

    master pakku: katara, you can have your necklace back, it wasn't worth as much as i thought.
    katara: thanks.
    pakku: i think i'll go to your tribe now, some others want to join me.
    katara: why?
    pakku: it's safer there, the fire nation have already almost killed it!

    sokka: i'm sorry about yue...
    arnook: oh well, she lived a good life!
    sokka: she was 16...
    arnook: i said good not long!

    aang: so, are we all ready for season 2?
    sokka: you bet!
    katara: i'm ready!
    momo: si senor!
    aang: then cue closing credits!

    ozai: wait! i need to have my scene! azula, i have a job for you!.......ok i'm done
    *end credits*


    added something at the very end. anyway i've done all of season 1 (with some help) should i do season 2, or would that be overkill?
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    Spacerac

    [3122]Jan 30, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:

    added something at the very end. anyway i've done all of season 1 (with some help) should i do season 2, or would that be overkill?
    Season 2! Season 2! Then we could cure some of our AWS. You should put these in a collection in your blog as well. And it will also satisfy the wait for a new Avatar Abridged by GanXingba.
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    kataang_lover

    [3123]Jan 30, 2008
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    Aang annoys the director Take one
    Aang:You're my buddy! F is for friends....
    Director:Shut Up!!!!!
    Aang:You try!
    Director: F is for shut up before I kill you, U is for U are dead, N is for You're not Surviving...(Kills Aang)Beat that Aang!
    Edited on 01/30/2008 3:55pm
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    crazy17

    [3124]Jan 30, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    added something at the very end. anyway i've done all of season 1 (with some help) should i do season 2, or would that be overkill?
    Season 2! Season 2! Then we could cure some of our AWS. You should put these in a collection in your blog as well. And it will also satisfy the wait for a new Avatar Abridged by GanXingba.

    I can help with season two, too!

    ...Can I, please?
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    kataang_lover

    [3125]Jan 30, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    anyway i've done all of season 1 (with some help) should i do season 2, or would that be overkill?


    It would never be overkill. We are all waiting for more abridged series bloopers
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    tomtitan

    [3126]Jan 31, 2008
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    crazy17 wrote:
    Spacerac wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    added something at the very end. anyway i've done all of season 1 (with some help) should i do season 2, or would that be overkill?
    Season 2! Season 2! Then we could cure some of our AWS. You should put these in a collection in your blog as well. And it will also satisfy the wait for a new Avatar Abridged by GanXingba.

    I can help with season two, too!

    ...Can I, please?
    sure, but i have the right to put some that you make in my blog. but seriously i would love the help!
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    MarioMario54321

    [3127]Jan 31, 2008
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    blAH





























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    tomtitan

    [3128]Jan 31, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    blAH
    it was funny at first but now the joke is dead. please delete the post and make a blooper...or don't, the choice is yours.
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    tomtitan

    [3130]Jan 31, 2008
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    if you're doing this because aang died in hurt/heal madness you have serious issues...
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    theredrobin

    [3132]Jan 31, 2008
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    Um...can you please stop spamming the boards?
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    MarioMario54321

    [3133]Jan 31, 2008
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    ok I'll stop here. But in the lower pages...
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    theredrobin

    [3134]Jan 31, 2008
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    Why are you doing it at all? It takes a lot of extra time to load and scroll through all those photos.
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    tomtitan

    [3135]Jan 31, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    ok I'll stop here. But in the lower pages...
    ...but by posting in the lower pages they get bumped to the higher pages duma**.
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    MarioMario54321

    [3136]Jan 31, 2008
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    Because I want to get banned on purpose.

    So I can go to another Avatar forum that's bigger and better than this.

    So please help me out by REPORTING ME
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    CancerTheCrab

    [3137]Jan 31, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    Because I want to get banned on purpose.

    So I can go to another Avatar forum that's bigger and better than this.

    So please help me out by REPORTING ME


    your being a baby
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    tomtitan

    [3138]Jan 31, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    Because I want to get banned on purpose.

    So I can go to another Avatar forum that's bigger and better than this.

    So please help me out by REPORTING ME
    but you can just go to the other forum anyway, you don't need to get yourself banned, just stop posting here...
    plus i'm only reporting you so someone can get those huge posts deleted because they're really annoying me.
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    theredrobin

    [3139]Jan 31, 2008
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    Er...I believe you can go to a different Avatar forum if you like without being banned here.
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    Spacerac

    [3140]Jan 31, 2008
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    MarioMario54321 wrote:
    Because I want to get banned on purpose.

    So I can go to another Avatar forum that's bigger and better than this.

    So please help me out by REPORTING ME
    Just because Aang "died"? Come on, they have these hurt/heal things everywhere and most people take banning seriously.
    theredrobin wrote:
    Why are you doing it at all? It takes a lot of extra time to load and scroll through all those photos.
    ...and you're breaking the page.
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