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Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
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yes it is |
In the FN Supreme Court
Ozai: MissTy Lee, you have been charged with arson, robbery, grand theft auto, assault and indecent exposure
Sokka:
Katara: *slaps Sokka* stop that
Ty Lee: so, what are you going to do, throw me in prison?
Ozai: your punishment is....to rejoin the Fire Nation Olympics
Ty Lee: why!? i left that for a reason! why would you do this to me?
* two months ago*
Ozai: *coming out on his front lawn talking on a cell phone* yeah place $50 million on the FN to win the olympics. Yes the bet is FINAL. *comes off phone and picks up newspaper*
Headline: Ty Lee Quits Oylimpics
Ozai: Aw Sh**
Katara: Aang i have something to tell you.
Aang: Yes.
Katara: I love you.
Aang: really.
Katara: yes but i need to tell you something else.
Aang: yes
Katara: it's going to piss you off
Aang: WHAT IS IT!
Katara: this is a deam your still in bed.
*Aang wakes up*
Aang: OH GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
Ozai: so you thought you could tell them my plan. well you were wrong.
Earthbender: I'm sorry!!!
Aang: stop he didn't do anything.
Sokka: yeah.
Ozai: QUIET!! * holds Gun in earthbenders mouth*
Earthbender: NO NO WAIT!!!
Ozai: Too late. * blows his brains out*
Aang and Sokka: HOLY SH** DUDE.
Ozai: your next.
* Aang and Sokka escape*
Aang: hey katara, look what i bought.
Katara: OMG. is..is that a tank
Aang Yeah! look at this *fires rocket at katara*
Katara: *jumps out of the way* Ahhhhhhhh.
*a rocket fires at zuko's house blowing off half of it*
Zuko: WHAT THE HE**!?!? *starts to slide uot of his bath tub* no no no no no NO NO NO *falls out* Hey aang could you blow down that towel rack?
*rocket fires at towel rack*
Zuko: thank you.
Katara: hey aang sokka found a 50 pound fish. aang?
*walks onto aangs tent*
Katara: Aang?
*hears something underground*
Katara: hey whats that tunnel doing there.
*walks in tunnel sees pictures of her everywhere*
Katara: what the....*sees a shire of her*
Katara:aw is it that sweet.
Aang: KATARA!!! what are you doing down here.
Katara: i think that is just sweet. * kiss him on the cheek and leaves*
Aang: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The War is over and the southern water tribe is rebuilt*
Katara: Aang, are you sure we should be doing this? I mean, what if sokka comes back early?
Aang: relax, i gave appa plenty of beans so he will have to stop fequently
*still at the southern air temple*
Sokka: come on appa, i don't have all day!
*back at the southern water tribe*
Katara: your right. turn back out the lights
Aang: alright!!!!!!!!!!!
*morning*
Sokka: aang, are you awake?
Katara: oh sh**, he's back.
Aang: Quick hide under the covers!
Sokka: *comes through door* Hey aang. have you seen katara anywhere?
Aang: nope
Sokka: well i went to her room this morning and i didn't see her there.
Aang: well she probaly went on a morning walk you can just run along and....
Sokka: *sees a bra on the floor* what's this? *looks at the bed*
Katara: *comes out of the covers* hi sokka
Sokka: Aang I'M GONNA..... Aang
Sokka: * sees Aang halfway across town*
Katara: your not gonna kill him are you?
Sokka: *pulls out M21 sniper rifle* yep *shoots*
Aang: whoa!
Sokka: *shoots*
Aang: godamn! I need to get out of here
Sokka: shoots
Aang: :crykay I give up.
Sokka: If you so much as get ten feet near my sister, I will fu**ing KILL YOU
Aang: Sh**
Do fake Motivational Posters Avatar style count as bloopers? Meh, I don't care, here they are:
Eman5805 wrote: |
Do fake Motivational Posters Avatar style count as bloopers? Meh, I don't care, here they are: |
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#3 and #4 are going to give me massive nightmares tonight. Here's to sleep loss! |
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Wow, Tomitan that was uncanny. If you aren't GanXingba, you do a good impression of him...
Which is to say that was marginally funny. Had some good moments, but only marginally funny.
Eman5805 wrote: |
Wow, Tomitan that was uncanny. If you aren't GanXingba, you do a good impression of him... Which is to say that was marginally funny. Had some good moments, but only marginally funny. |
Aang: hey guys. i found a way how we can make quick money
Sokka: How
Aang: all i have to do is pretend to be blind and then this show will come and rebuild this house 10 times bigger. and i'll get a car!
Katara: well, why can't toph do it?
Aang: she went on that show a few years ago. how do you think her family is so rich?
Katara: ohh
Aang: oh here they come now.
Show Host: alright Aang, are you ready to be on Pimp My House?
Aang: yeah!
Show Host: OK, just sign this contract.
Aang: Ok i'll just...
Show host: ha. i'm only kidding
aang: OH right. I'm blind.
*after tearing down half the building*
Katara: Aang I really think you should reconsider. Have you seen this show? They're going to destroy the house!!
Aang: relax everything is going to be fine. i mean, what could possibly go wrong?
*a pimped up ride rolls up*
Aang and Katara: * screming in awe and looking around the car*
Workers: hey wait a minuite!
Katara: aang, your suppose to be blind!
Aang: oh...................sh**
(continue)