Deleted dialogue from "The Beach"
Ty Lee: Talk to us.
Mai: Come on, answer the question.
Azula: Come on, answer it.
Zuko: *firebends the campfire into a huge blaze* I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!
Azula: Way to be dramatic, Zu-Zu. You want some cheese with that whine?
Ty-Lee: Jeez, I'm on fire!
Mai: *rolls her eyes* Yes, Ty-Lee, you're gorgeous.
Ty-Lee: No, I mean I'm actually on fire! *pants and hair charring quickly*
*Smokey the Bear comes barreling onto the beach*
Smokey: *tackles Ty-lee to the ground and rolls her* Stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop, and roll! *leaps back to his feet and looks at the four stunned teens* Only you can prevent forest fires! *flees into the night*
Zuko: Um...what the hell was that?
Ty-Lee: *still smoking slightly* Was that Bosco?
Mai: I suppose no one else realized how ironic it was that he just told a bunch of Fire Nation kids--two of whom are firebenders--that we are the last hope for not setting fires? Not to mention we're on a beach, not in the forest.
Azula: *yawning* This bores me, let's go gate-crash Chan's party.
***
Azula: Well, those were wonderful performances everyone.
Zuko: I guess you wouldn't understand, would you Azula? Because you're just so perfect.
Azula: Well yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how mom liked Zuko more then me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster... *pause and smiles* She was right of course, but it still hurt!
Zuko: *stares at Azula in horrified silence* You are one crazy b*tch.
Azula: Now, now, Zu-zu, I could say the same thing about you.
Ty-Lee: Burn! *pauses* Oh, I made a funny!
