Avatar: The Last Airbender: Create your own Fake Avatar* Bloopers 2

Princess_Sasuke

[1301]Jan 22, 2007

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the_mental_teen wrote:

5Cartooner9 wrote:

*The gang tries out for American Idol* Aang: My humps! My humps, my humps my hump! My lovly ladie lumps! Check it out! Simon: What in the name of Satan's @$$ was that? Satan: Did somebody say my name? All:............ Satan: O, maybe not ok sorry. Hey Simon, your comin to the party, right? All:............ Satan: Ok I'll just leave. Simon: Ok, listen Aang. You completly suck balls and you are a loser with no hope. Just go commit suicide. Randy: Ummm, idk dog. Yo homie I say yes. Paula: Ohhhh, baby, I'm sooo sorrry. I gonna have to go with no. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! I'M SORRY!! Aang: D@mnit to hell! Sokka: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!! Schrreeeeeeechh!! Simon: Bloody hell! That was the worst I've ever heard. You look like one of those forest animals with the creepy huge eyes. Go to f***ing hell! DIE! DIE! Paula: Simon, NOOO! YES I SAY YES!! I LOVE YOU!! GO TO HOLLYWOOD!! Randy: Dog, fo hizzle. I say no, sorry dog. Sokka: Well, well well I-I-I thin-think I-I'm a-a-a good singer! Simon: Yea watever, you freaky @$$hole. Toph: WE ARE THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD!!! RAAAARRRRR!! AHHHHH!! Simon: You must suck cause your blind. Blind people need to die and burn in hell!! You suck! GO AWAY!! Paula: Wahhhh! *Crying* Booo Hoooo! Yes! Yes. Go to Hollywood! Randy: Not bad, dog. I'm gonna have to say no though. Sorry. Toph:F***. Katara: OOOOO Say can youuu SEEE By the dawn's early light! WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL at the twilight's last- Simon: Shut the hell up!! You have No future!!! Bo one is going to come to your funeral!! Everyone hates you!! Paula: *Still crying* Sob Sob, GO TO HOLLYWOOD! Randy: No, dog. Katara: Simon, go F*** yourself.

11 out of 10!!!! Paula sounds like she's on crack, rofl,

Um......she is on crack? God, I thought everyone knew that!

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5Cartooner9
[1302]Jan 22, 2007
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Iroh: It's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se, but the girls in the town, they f*** you like a clown.
They kiss soo sweet that you really got to meet! The $luts from Ba Sing SEEEEEEE!!

Directer: Iroh, that's not your'e line.
Iroh: Soo, it's true.
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Bensonrocks

[1303]Jan 22, 2007

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5Cartooner9 wrote:

Iroh: It's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se, but the girls in the town, they f*** you like a clown. They kiss soo sweet that you really got to meet! The $luts from Ba Sing SEEEEEEE!! Directer: Iroh, that's not your'e line. Iroh: Soo, it's true.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

15 out of 10!!?? I know it's a sick blooper, but it's really really funny sick blooper!

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PhoenixAngel37

[1304]Jan 22, 2007

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Princess_Sasuke wrote:

the_mental_teen wrote:

5Cartooner9 wrote:

11 out of 10!!!! Paula sounds like she's on crack, rofl,

Um......she is on crack? God, I thought everyone knew that!

lol!!!

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ardron

[1305]Jan 22, 2007

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5Cartooner9 wrote:

Iroh: It's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se, but the s in the town, they f*** you like a clown.
They kiss soo sweet that you really got to meet! The $luts from Ba Sing SEEEEEEE!!

Directer: Iroh, that's not your'e line.
Iroh: Soo, it's true.

No wonder you got moderated so many times.

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5Cartooner9

[1306]Jan 22, 2007

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ardron wrote:

5Cartooner9 wrote:

No wonder you got moderated so many times.

Yeaa really. Idk eighther. I dont see a problem. Hehehehe

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5Cartooner9
[1307]Jan 22, 2007
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I like the songs; they're easy to make bloopers out of.
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tokyoberry
[1308]Jan 22, 2007
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this is still going? wow. i thought it died a long time ago. but, i do have a blooper-thingy!
(this takes place on toph and aang's honeymoon)
aang: uhh.... what now?
toph: who cares? as long as we don't go and do something stupid. like when you got us captured by the fire nation!
aang: just forget about it! it was one bad trip, get over it!
toph: yeah, try 5. first, we got captured by the fire nation, then that little girl chased us all over kyoshi island, then appa got stuck in a tree, then.....
aang: alright, alright! we've had some bad trips, but i promise this one's going to be different.
*5 hours later, in a swamp*
toph (mocking): 'this time's going to be different, i promise!' yeah, this is different. instead of being captured or being chased by a toddler, now we're stuck in a swamp with smelly swamp benders eating bugs bigger than my head! boy, is this fun!
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crusher_1011
[1309]Jan 23, 2007
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*Katara is sitting with Toph, Yue and Suki having lunch*

*Katara accidently reveals that she and Aang are engaged*

Katara: I know it's quick but it's just feel so right. Aang is just the most warm, wonderful, generous man.

Toph: Oh, generous. That means he's good in the sack.

Katara: Actually, we haven't had se* yet.

*Toph starts laughing hysterically, Katara just sits there*

Toph: Oh my god, you're serious? No se* at all? No even, um...

Katara: Whatever your about to say, no.

Toph: But you're gonna get married. You wouldn't buy a carrage without at least taking it for a little test drive.
??Katara: You cant compare me and Aang to a carrage... So the dinner is at eight o'clock and when we make the announcement, please, everybody look surprised.

Toph: Oh, don't worry, I'm just gonna replay the look I had when I found out you hadn't banged him yet.
Edited on 01/23/2007 3:34am
Edited 2 total times.
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phoenix955
[1310]Jan 23, 2007
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(i don't know if this has been used yet but here it goes)
Azula and her group come walking up to Aang and friends in a dark alley looking for a fight
Sokka: my friend Aang here has great power, he'll kick all your butts, he'll make you wish you were never born.
Azula steps forward and shoots a lightning at Aang, Aang falls.
Sokka??shows a??surprized look
Director: cut, your supposed to??punch him out, not kill him, Katara get in here and??bring him back with your special water.
camera turns to see Katara healing Zuko's face.
Katara: oops, sorry, i didn't expect that, cant we find another Avatar.
Director slaps himself in the head.
Aang: i'm alive (as Azula is about to shock him back to life with her lightning bolts, pointing to where the lightning bolt went through the armpit of his clothes)
Director: nevermind, but next time be ready, take 2
(they get it right).
Toph: when's my second personality scean.
Director: that's the next scean, just don't kill the dude, he's still on rent (pointing to Iroh spraying mouth wash into his mouth for the next scean)
(yes this is a spoof of Heroes)
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TekGeke29

[1311]Jan 23, 2007

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Sorry, but I forgot my FOD yesturday. But here is today's. Remember, only one a day, except special occasions.

This one is long, but funny.

dumbTVnut wrote:

Ok I whent to work for 3 hours and every second I could not get this out of my mind, so here enjoy:

Zuko and Azula are in fight scene:

Azula: You know father blames uncle for the lost of the northpole, and he considers you a miserable failure for not finding the avatar. Why would he want you back home except to lock you up where you can no longer embarrasses him
Zuko: Aaaahhhh (does jump kick attack)
Director: CUT! Damit the CGI effects are still not working
Production-crew: It is the green screen its not ???beep???ing green enough, gives us 12 hours to get the right filter for the camera.
Director: ok I guess that is a wrap for the day.
Zuko: So you want to go out for dinner, I hear there is a new outback steak house out back Azula: Are you asking me out on a date?
Zuke: *Blushes* hehe I guess I am.
Azula: Ok *smiles lovingly*
Toph: wait a minute aren???t you two brother and sister
Zuko: Come on! Only on stage.
Toph: Sorry I didn???t know, I???m new.
Zuko: Well at least I know you???re not blind.
Toph: Well gee like you have not seen me taking these dam contracts out of my eyes!
Aang: Cool can I come with I love steak!
Zuko: It would not be a date if you came.
Aang: You forget, I???m the only one that can drive.
Zuko: arrrrg ok, but we get are own table.
Aang: Hey Sokka you want to come to? Free food on ???Zuko???!
Sokka: I???m not getting that murder meat!
Aang: Don???t worry they got vegetarian meals/
Sokka: I???m a vegan damit!
Aang: Well I???m sure they got some of that too.
Toph: count me in, Katara you want some food/
Katara: Food, FOOD! OH GOD I???M SO FAT!!! *pulls out bucket* Buaaaaaaaaaaaarfff!
Aang: OK I???m going to pretend I didn???t see that.

At restaurant:
Sokka: Look at that *watching Zuko and Azula makeout* dam what I would give to have a girl like that.
Aang: What I thought you were dating that girl that played ???Suki???
Sokka: Phhhhh, she slapped me in the face.
Aang: Well you at least got some action from that Yooii girl or what ever
Sokka: Nope kicked me clean in the balls
Aang: Bummer, you know I didn???t loss my virginity until I turned 25.
Sokka: Great a bald midget is going to get more action then me.
Waiter: Here is your stake, here is your salad
Sokka: What the hell is this?
Waiter: It???s??? a salad.
Sokka: I don???t eat this! I???m a level 4 vegan, I don???t eat anything that casts its own shadow!!!
Waiter: Well then??? maybe I should get you a rock with some lichen growing on it (sarcastic) Sokka: yeah that sounds good.
Waiter: ??? your serious?
Toph: *walks in with salad bar plate full of cookies* hey have you guys seen ???katara????
Sokka: She in the bathroom doing??? you know.
Toph: dam that skinny girls got a serious problem, I have been trying to get her to eat: I got her to swallow some toothpaste 3 days ago and I think that???s all she has eaten since then!
Aang: Ya well her parents don???t love her and they take all the money she makes, so she ???beep??? up.
Toph: Dud I don???t even have parents and you don???t see me barfing my guts out!
Sokka: leave her be, she got to eat eventually.
Toph: Come on don???t you people care? Isn???t she like your sister?
Sokka: God damit so we both came from the Philippines that does not make use brother and sister! *Katara comes back* Toph: Hey look what I got!
Katara: get those away from me!
Toph: Look at your self, you have got to weight like 5 pounds, I bet your back to your birthweight.
Katara: I don???t want to hear this! I want to be beautiful! Sokka: Stop stressing her out.
Katara: No one thinks I???m beautiful! Especially you!
Aang: I told before, I???m gay I???m not interested!
Katara: Your just saying that!
Toph: Come on you look like your skin is vacuum suck on to your bones, your as beautiful as a T-stake!
Katara: Nooo *cry, faint, falls over*
Sokka: you see she fainted again, that is why you don???t discuss this stuff with her!
Toph: no man, I don???t think she has a pulse.
Sokka: Look at her she so skinny I doubt she has much blood to feel a pulse with anyways.
Toph: No she is DEAD!
Sokka: Come on she faking it for attention, like she always does.
Aang: Is she really dead?
Toph: she dead, DEAD
Zuko: hey what wrong with her?
Toph: She is dead, DEAD, this person is nooo more!!!
Azula: Oh my god noooo, she was like my best friend!
Sokka: Come one you just meet her like a week ago.
Toph: If she was your friend maybe you should have notice that she was anorexic!
Azula: She said she had stomach ulcers!
Aang: with all that puking she must have! *Azula begins to crying into Zukos chest, Zuko smiles.*
Sokka: Oh god this is serious! What are we going to do! The director is going to stop the show, I NEED this money or else they are going to break my legs!!!
Toph: ???beep??? that! They???re going to think we killed her!
Sokka: Holy ???beep??? I can???t go to jail, my butt is to soft I won???t last a day! Aang: woow woow! Enough, what is done is done, lest be solution oriented. *Aang bends the floor open and katara???s corpse is sucked into it, floor closes with no sign of anything.*
Zuko: HOLY MOTHER ???beep???ING ???beep???!
Toph: Wow!
Sokka: ???beep??? you can actually bend?!?!
Aang: well actually its just telekinetic.
Sokka: Oh that normal, NOT!!!
Aang: Come one look at me I???m a 35 your old, bald, midget with telekinetic powers, there a lot more about me you don???t want to know about! Azula: OOOOoooh, so that???s why you can drive!
Aang: Yeeeaaah, you???re a bimbo aren???t you? *Azula goes back to crying into zuko???s chest.*
Toph: great we got rid of the body what is that going to do?
Sokka: I got it we say that she walk away saying ???I am just going outside and it may be some time??? Aang: why does she quote a dead Antarctica explore?
Sokka: we had to study antarctica for 3 months before taking this job, what the hell did you do to get in?
Aang: I had to give the director a ???beep??? job.
Sokka: ???beep???!
Aang: told you there were things about me you did not want to know!

Back at studio camp:
Director: that was the kids *says this as he crawls back into the bed*
Producer: what did they want?
Director: they say Katara is dead.
Producer: *jumps out of the bed* WHAT!
Director: Don???t worry.
Producer: Don???t worry?!? Have you seen her parents those money grubbing ???beep??????beep??? are going to sue us for everything we have!
Director: its taken care of.
Producer: How?
Director: back when I was a stage hand during the production of ???The Crow???, they used as cloning machine to bring Brandon Lee back.
Producer: NO WAY, I thought they just splice together some old footage?
Director: come on that does not work, haven???t you seen that south park episode? Anyways, I know where that machine is I can get it tomorrow.

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5Cartooner9
[1312]Jan 23, 2007
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omg that is the longest blooper i have ever seen
WOW
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5Cartooner9
[1313]Jan 23, 2007
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I dedicate this one to Mentalteen.

Toph: Sh**t.
Aang: Sh**t.
Sokka: Sh**t.
Katara: Sh**t.
Toph: Why are we all saying Sh**t?

*Start dancing like dwarves*

Sokka: Dude, this is just g@Y.
Katara: It's this D@mn blooper writer again. Man, he makes me sooo horny.

Silence

*Everyone starts shaking*

Aang: S-s-s-tt-t-t-oo--p-p i-i-tt! T-h-h-i-i-i-s-s s-u-u-c-c-c-c-c-k-k-s-s!
Sokka: O-w-w, f-f-*-*-c-k. H-h-e j-u-u-s-s-s-t r-a-a-m-m-e-d m-m-e-e i-n-n-t-to a d-o-o-o-or.

*Start dancin like dwarves again*

Sokka: Dude, not this again. Omg! what the h3ll is this guys problem?
Edited on 01/23/2007 4:25pm
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ChrisVisagie
[1314]Jan 23, 2007
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Aang: Happy Nature Day.
Katara: Aang, why don't you have any clothes on?
Aang: Today is Nature Day, a day where you celebrate what nature has blessed you with by relieving yourself of man made confines.
Sokka: Ok, thats more of Aang than I what I wanted to see.
Ty Lee walks in, naked
Ty Lee: Happy Nature day.
Sokka:
Ty Lee: I feel so liberated, and cart wheeling is so much easier. (Starts cartwheeling)
Sokka: ??Homina homina homina...
Katara hits Sokka in the back of the head
Katara: Alright, thats enough, get dressed and stop this Nature Day stuff??before it gets out of hand.
Aang: Oh lighten up Katara, what's the worse that could happen.
Iroh & Aunt Wu: Happy Nature Day.
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clearwater04
[1315]Jan 23, 2007
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oh wow happy nature day is the best one i've heard in a while
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