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    Spike815

    [1241]Jan 10, 2007
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    picketposter14 wrote:
    70sguygx wrote:
    picketposter14 wrote:
    READ THIS!!! I have arrived *everyone bows down* I'm am officially initiating a new game in this thread. It's called the One Quote Blooper. We're basically making a chain blooper where you contribute one line at a time. Here's the game... I'll start with one funny line. Then, someone else says something from an Avatar Character. It's just like bloopers, except we do one line at a time, and it's from everybody. And here are the rules... 1.) Quote the person's quote that's right before you. 2.) YOU MAY NOT QUOTE YOURSELF, however you may post in the blooper an unlimited amount of times. 3.} Bleep out to the best of your ability all and any cursing. If you're participating, just quote this message and type yes. I'll also try to update a full script of the blooper every now and then Good Luck! Starting Quote... Aang: OWW!!!!!!!!
    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie?
    Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again.
    Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm??Zuuuuukoooo... *drool*
    Edited on 01/10/2007 4:30pm
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    ChrisVisagie

    [1242]Jan 10, 2007
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    Spike815 wrote:
    picketposter14 wrote:
    70sguygx wrote:
    picketposter14 wrote:
    READ THIS!!! I have arrived *everyone bows down* I'm am officially initiating a new game in this thread. It's called the One Quote Blooper. We're basically making a chain blooper where you contribute one line at a time. Here's the game... I'll start with one funny line. Then, someone else says something from an Avatar Character. It's just like bloopers, except we do one line at a time, and it's from everybody. And here are the rules... 1.) Quote the person's quote that's right before you. 2.) YOU MAY NOT QUOTE YOURSELF, however you may post in the blooper an unlimited amount of times. 3.} Bleep out to the best of your ability all and any cursing. If you're participating, just quote this message and type yes. I'll also try to update a full script of the blooper every now and then Good Luck! Starting Quote... Aang: OWW!!!!!!!!
    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie?
    Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again.
    Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm??Zuuuuukoooo... *drool*

    Could start this again with out it landing immediately in the gutter?

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    TekGeke29

    [1243]Jan 11, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Spike815 wrote:
    picketposter14 wrote:
    70sguygx wrote:
    picketposter14 wrote:
    READ THIS!!! I have arrived *everyone bows down* I'm am officially initiating a new game in this thread. It's called the One Quote Blooper. We're basically making a chain blooper where you contribute one line at a time. Here's the game... I'll start with one funny line. Then, someone else says something from an Avatar Character. It's just like bloopers, except we do one line at a time, and it's from everybody. And here are the rules... 1.) Quote the person's quote that's right before you. 2.) YOU MAY NOT QUOTE YOURSELF, however you may post in the blooper an unlimited amount of times. 3.} Bleep out to the best of your ability all and any cursing. If you're participating, just quote this message and type yes. I'll also try to update a full script of the blooper every now and then Good Luck! Starting Quote... Aang: OWW!!!!!!!!
    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie?
    Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again.
    Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm??Zuuuuukoooo... *drool*

    Could start this again with out it landing immediately in the gutter?

    Toph: You never told me you were bi-sexual, you jerk!!!!

    O.K., here is my daily installment of bloopers from the first thread. This is one of my all time favorites!!

    angelstella wrote:

    Zuko: You changed our course for a stupid lotus tile?!

    Zuko gets extremely angry and shoots a blast of fire from his butt, killing the crewman behind him.

    Director: The flames were supposed to come out of your mouth!

    Zuko: Err, sorry. They were serving bean burritos in the lunchroom...

    Edited on 01/11/2007 7:47am
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    valdezlopez

    [1244]Jan 11, 2007
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    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie? Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again. Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm Zuuuuukoooo... *drool* Toph: You never told me you were bi-sexual, you jerk!!!!

    Aang: Sorry, it's a habit. You know about the Air temple policies? The "don't ask, don't tell policies"?
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    70sguygx

    [1245]Jan 11, 2007
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    valdezlopez wrote:
    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie? Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again. Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm Zuuuuukoooo... *drool* Toph: You never told me you were bi-sexual, you jerk!!!!

    Aang: Sorry, it's a habit. You know about the Air temple policies? The "don't ask, don't tell policies"?

    Katara: Yay! Zuzu can join in!
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    Spike815

    [1246]Jan 11, 2007
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    70sguygx wrote:
    valdezlopez wrote:
    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie? Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again. Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm Zuuuuukoooo... *drool* Toph: You never told me you were bi-sexual, you jerk!!!!

    Aang: Sorry, it's a habit. You know about the Air temple policies? The "don't ask, don't tell policies"?

    Katara: Yay! Zuzu can join in!


    Sokka: I'll call up my girls. ALL of them!
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    TekGeke29

    [1247]Jan 12, 2007
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    Spike815 wrote:
    70sguygx wrote:
    valdezlopez wrote:
    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie? Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again. Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm Zuuuuukoooo... *drool* Toph: You never told me you were bi-sexual, you jerk!!!! Aang: Sorry, it's a habit. You know about the Air temple policies? The "don't ask, don't tell policies"?
    Katara: Yay! Zuzu can join in!
    Sokka: I'll call up my girls. ALL of them!

    Aang: What girls? When they found out you were hitting on all of them, they decided to riot! *pound on door* Oh, I bet that's them; why don't you go answer it?

    And here is my daily post of my favorites.

    lilykt7 wrote:

    exactly which is why i have won a caption contest and SD has not. .


    now to get back on topic.

    Iroh- Ah so you do yoga Jun! I myself do nude yoga at around 7 to 8, so if you ever plan on visiting me don't do at 7 or 8...cause I'm nakid...COMPLETELY nakid. My dressing room is-

    Zuko- for the love of- we're filming you know!
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    Cjcool302

    [1248]Jan 12, 2007
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    iroh: well jun if you were with me i would punish you
    jun:WTF?!?!?!?!?
    Iroh: i would just spank you
    Jun: man, i am out of here.
    Toph walks by
    Iroh: you want sum?
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    TekGeke29

    [1249]Jan 12, 2007
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    Cjcool302 wrote:
    iroh: well jun if you were with me i would punish you jun:WTF?!?!?!?!? Iroh: i would just spank you Jun: man, i am out of here. Toph walks by Iroh: you want sum?

    That is disturbing!

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    Cjcool302

    [1250]Jan 12, 2007
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    i know, but it is funny
    Fire lord: okay our beat down revenue is way too D@MN many!!!
    First my daughter loses, then my own freakin son gets beaten ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Fire lord rookie: Uh sir is this a bad time to ask for a promotion?
    Fire lord glares ( really stares)
    Rookie: Please don't kill me!!!!!!!!! ( runs away)
    Fire lord: jeez all i wanted was a ham sandwich, what ever i might as well and the world
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    Spike815

    [1251]Jan 12, 2007
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    TekGeke29 wrote:

    Spike815 wrote:
    70sguygx wrote:
    valdezlopez wrote:
    Toph: Am I'm hurting you sweetie? Aang: Sorry honey, I was just pretending you were Azula again. Aang *thinking to himself*: actually, more like Zuko... mmmmmm Zuuuuukoooo... *drool* Toph: You never told me you were bi-sexual, you jerk!!!! Aang: Sorry, it's a habit. You know about the Air temple policies? The "don't ask, don't tell policies"?
    Katara: Yay! Zuzu can join in!
    Sokka: I'll call up my girls. ALL of them!

    Aang: What girls? When they found out you were hitting on all of them, they decided to riot! *pound on door* Oh, I bet that's them; why don't you go answer it?

    And here is my daily post of my favorites.

    lilykt7 wrote:

    exactly which is why i have won a caption contest and SD has not. .


    now to get back on topic.

    Iroh- Ah so you do yoga Jun! I myself do nude yoga at around 7 to 8, so if you ever plan on visiting me don't do at 7 or 8...cause I'm nakid...COMPLETELY nakid. My dressing room is-

    Zuko- for the love of- we're filming you know!


    Ok back to our game

    Sokka: *tackles Aang and gags him* NO! Theres only one more place where we can get a huge group of girls.
    *dials phone* Hey Zuko, were having a crazy party over here. Want to come over? Oh, and bring your fangirls.
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    70sguygx

    [1252]Jan 13, 2007
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    (Mai walks over o a hat looks in, and then she gets sucked in)
    Mumbo: I'm your worst nightmare!
    Mai: Your a cheap magician who's tricks aren't even real!
    Mumbo: I'LL SHOW YOU REAL!!! (turns Mai into a bunny)
    Mai: (emotionless) Super. (flaps her ears up and down)
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    masterofaeons

    [1253]Jan 13, 2007
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    *Katara is fighting Ty Lee and winning (Because she's crazy overpowered)*
    Ty Lee: Mai! Help me!
    *Malcolm Reynolds walks in, Katara and Ty Lee stop fighting and stare*
    Mal: You call me?
    Ty Lee: I said Mai, not M -
    *Katara uses waterbending to hush Ty Lee*
    Katara: I have a sprained ankle! Please help! Oh, no! Falling!
    *Katara stumbles very obviously, Mal looks at the two blushing girls suspiciously.*
    Mal: This...is awkward.
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    TekGeke29

    [1254]Jan 13, 2007
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    Here is my daily fave.

    angelstella wrote:
    Four of the Fire Sages and Prince Zuko assume firebending poses. They shoot five simultaneous fire blasts at the doors. The doors fly backwards twenty feet and crash into the Mr. Meaty set next door, killing all the Mr. Meaty characters.

    Memo to all Nick staff: Due to unforseen circumstances, Danny Phantom will not be cancelled and will remain on the air.

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    ChrisVisagie

    [1255]Jan 13, 2007
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    Katara: how are we meant to beat such a massive army?

    Aang: I don't know.

    Toph: what I have an idea. Hey Sokka.

    Sokka: Yea.

    Toph: You see that soldier right at the back of the enemy lines?

    Sokka: Not really, why?

    Toph: Well he said that your boomerang makes you look fat.

    Sokka:

    20 minutes

    Aang: well... so much for the firenation??army.

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    5Cartooner9

    [1256]Jan 13, 2007
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    III'MMM BBAAAACCKKK!! With fresh blooper ideas.
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    5Cartooner9

    [1257]Jan 13, 2007
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    Toph: If there's anyone to blames, it's sheddy over here!
    Aang: What? How dare you blame Appa! I'll kick your fat, blind @$$!!
    .........
    Toph: OWWWWWW! F***!!!! Where the h3ll'd you get heat vision?
    Aang: IDK. I just find it.
    Toph: WTF? You don't just get heat vision by finding it!
    Aang: Yea ya do.
    Toph: No ya don't.
    Aang: Yahuh.
    Toph: Nohuh.
    Aang: Yahuh.
    Toph: Nohuh.
    Aang: Yahuh.
    Toph: Just F*** it!! I know you didn't just FIND heat vision!
    Aang: Ok, you wanna know the REAL truth? I f***ed your mom.
    Toph:......And how did that give you f***ing heat vision?!
    Aang: Welll, you probably don't want know that.
    Toph: Ohhh, come on, @$$hole, I know what a d*ck is!
    Aang: Ok, but don't say I didn't warn ya.

    *30 minutes later*

    Toph (after barfing numerous times): Ewwwww!! HOLY F*** THAT WAS NASTY!! HOW THE MOTHER F*** CAN ANYONE DO THAT TO ANOTHER??!! YOU PEOPLE ARE F***ING SICK!!
    Aang: I got to admit, you're mom was the best peice of @$$ I've every f***ed.
    Toph: I can'y think of you or my mom the same again, ever...... So when you........

    *1 minute later*

    Aang: Yes, but remember, make sure it's pointed perfectly straight, or else, ummmmmm, that would hurt.....alot.....a h3ll of alot.
    Edited on 01/13/2007 5:16pm
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    5Cartooner9

    [1258]Jan 13, 2007
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    Anyone here?
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    5Cartooner9

    [1259]Jan 13, 2007
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    Katara: I'm g@y.
    Aang: *Snicker, snicker* Thats great, Katara.
    Katara: WTF? Shouldn't you guys like feel sorry for me or something?
    *Snicker, snicker*
    Sokka: No.
    Katara: Why the f*** not?
    Toph: Because. We knew it all along. Remember the time you tried to rape me? Or when you wrote that love letter to Aang's sister? Or how about when you locked yourself and Suki in the closet, or when you were on "Girls Gone Wild"
    Katara: JUST SHUT THE F*** UP, YOU-YOU-YOU @$$MONKEY! YOU GUYS SUCK!! I'M G@Y AND YOU SHOULN'T MAKE FUN OF QUEERS!!!
    *Snicker, snicker*
    Aang: Ummm, and what exactly is an "@$$monkey"?
    Katara: Ok, that's it. I quit. I'm going back to Girls Gone Wild where at least people won't make fun or me cause I'm a les.
    *Snicker, snicker*
    Toph: Have- *snicker* -fun!
    Edited on 01/13/2007 5:48pm
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    crusher_1011

    [1260]Jan 14, 2007
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    This thread is so messed up xD!
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