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    ardron

    [1281]Jan 18, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    okay low brow but couldn't resist.

    (during the drill)

    Sokka: (pointing at the drill) You mean we have to bet that? just look at it.

    Katara: I am, believe me I am.

    Sokka: Uh Katara

    Katara: yea Sokka?

    Sokka: please stop drooling, it's kinda disturbing.

    That was truely funny.

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    vampking06

    [1282]Jan 18, 2007
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    heres my first

    zuko and katara are sitting in her trailer reviewing lines.

    katara: i can heal it for you

    zuko: no, i kinda like it.

    katara: wow these lines suck

    zuko: yeah, you wanna do it?

    katara: what!!??

    zuko: you wanna do it?

    katara: not now, im not ready

    zuko: ok.......how bout now

    katara: no

    zuko: now

    katara: nope

    zuko: now, pleeeeeeeezzzz

    katara: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    zuko: oh for god sake woman, weve been dancing this step forever, you need to put out

    katara:*smiles* no

    zuko: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    katara: no

    zuko: i know, your doin aang, huh? yeah, i figured, hes the avatar, and i get my ass kicked by my sister and you choose him.

    katara: im waiting till marriage

    zuko: fine

    katara: so you wanna do it?

    zuko: really?

    katara: no

    zuko:F*** YOU ROTTEN B**** I F***IN HATE YOU ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *starts rockin the trailer*

    outside the trailer sokka and aang are watching

    sokka: wow, hes finally doin it

    aang: thank god, i thought he never would

    sokka: *hears him screaming* damn, where did she learn to do that????

    aang: i would like to take full credit for that

    sokka: though those rumors were true.

    aang: yeah they were, just like the azula/toph/iroh 3sum

    and ill leave it at that

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    always_smile

    [1283]Jan 19, 2007
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    Ahhhh a iroh/azula/toph threesome my brain is now scared forever.....
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    clearwater04

    [1284]Jan 19, 2007
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    where is joo dee??during this? with haru and tylee??
    Edited on 01/19/2007 10:06am
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    the_mental_teen

    [1285]Jan 19, 2007
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    *The gang tries out for American Idol*

    Aang: My humps! My humps, my humps my hump! My lovly ladie lumps! Check it out!
    Simon: What in the name of Satan's @$$ was that?
    Satan: Did somebody say my name?
    All:............
    Satan: O, maybe not ok sorry. Hey Simon, your comin to the party, right?
    All:............
    Satan: Ok I'll just leave.
    Simon: Ok, listen Aang. You completly suck balls and you are a loser with no hope. Just go commit suicide.
    Randy: Ummm, idk dog. Yo homie I say yes.
    Paula: Ohhhh, baby, I'm sooo sorrry. I gonna have to go with no. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!! I'M SORRY!!
    Aang: D@mnit to hell!

    Sokka: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!! Schrreeeeeeechh!!
    Simon: Bloody hell! That was the worst I've ever heard. You look like one of those forest animals with the creepy huge eyes. Go to f***ing hell! DIE! DIE!
    Paula: Simon, NOOO! YES I SAY YES!! I LOVE YOU!! GO TO HOLLYWOOD!!
    Randy: Dog, fo hizzle. I say no, sorry dog.
    Sokka: Well, well well I-I-I thin-think I-I'm a-a-a good singer!
    Simon: Yea watever, you freaky @$$hole.

    Toph: WE ARE THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD!!! RAAAARRRRR!! AHHHHH!!
    Simon: You must suck cause your blind. Blind people need to die and burn in hell!! You suck! GO AWAY!!
    Paula: Wahhhh! *Crying* Booo Hoooo! Yes! Yes. Go to Hollywood!
    Randy: Not bad, dog. I'm gonna have to say no though. Sorry.
    Toph:F***.

    Katara: OOOOO Say can youuu SEEE By the dawn's early light! WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL at the twilight's last-
    Simon: Shut the hell up!! You have No future!!! Bo one is going to come to your funeral!! Everyone hates you!!
    Paula: *Still crying* Sob Sob, GO TO HOLLYWOOD!
    Randy: No, dog.
    Katara: Simon, go F*** yourself.


    11 out of 10!!!!

    Paula sounds like she's on crack, rofl,
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    CrimsonBullet

    [1286]Jan 19, 2007
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    from Kyoshi island

    Katara: Aang, we could use some avatar stuff right now

    Aang: Right {goes avatar?? state and kills everyone on set} Hows that

    Katara: Good but it looks like you just killed sokka's new love

    Sokka: What the F*** you idiot I'm gonna??kill you!!!!!!!!

    Katara: Wait Sokka You still have Three more.

    Sokka: oh o.k.

    Aang: So what do you want to do

    Katara: lets go to the beach

    Sokka And Aang??: O.k.

    Katara: Waterbending??cannonball

    {Katara disappears underwater and her clothes float up}

    aang jumps in after her

    Zuko: no way Avatar, die{??shoots fire dragon blaze attack and kils aang}

    Zuko dives in after Katara, 5 minutes later he pops back up

    Zuko: you o.k. with this Sokka

    Sokka : sure, I'm gonna go hitch a ride to the moon

    Zutara 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ????

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    ozai890

    [1287]Jan 19, 2007
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    Aang - I'm starving
    Toph - (whispering) shut up twinkle toes
    Aang - I heard that (enters avatar state) Toph - Where's Aang?
    Director - Run!!!!!
    Toph - Why? (Aang almost destroys toph)
    Everyone - That's why Katara - Yes Taang is dead Kataang has won
    Zuko - Not yet (kisses Katara)
    Katara - Zuko you're the best kisser ever (continues makeout) Aang - (exits avatar state) that means no more Kataang (Enters avatar state again)
    Katara and Zuko - Oh No(Aang kills everyone except him and director)
    Aang - Oops
    Director - CUT AND YOU'RE FIRED (Aang enters avatar state again for the third time)
    Director - Forget it
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    TekGeke29

    [1288]Jan 20, 2007
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    kat503 wrote:

    lol That was good! Heres one from the storm

    Lead monk in charge: I'm sorry but you and aang must be saparated. He will be sent to the eastern temple.
    Geatso: You me the one with all the girls?! Why that one?
    Lead monk in charge: So he can consentrate on his studys.
    Geatso: Your going to suround a 12 year old with girls, and exspect him to study?
    Aang: COOL! I could live with that!
    (monks look up at aang spying on them)
    Director: CUT! Aang, your supose to be sad!
    Aang; but think of all the girls, and the one me!
    Director:*slaps head* lets try that agian, and this time Geatso, DON'T SAY ANY THING ABOUT GIRLS! Oh, and Aang, stop drooling.
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    clearwater04

    [1289]Jan 20, 2007
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    man i wish i could think of something like that
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    5Cartooner9

    [1290]Jan 20, 2007
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    vampking06 wrote:

    heres my first

    zuko and katara are sitting in her trailer reviewing lines.

    katara: i can heal it for you

    zuko: no, i kinda like it.

    katara: wow these lines suck

    zuko: yeah, you wanna do it?

    katara: what!!??

    zuko: you wanna do it?

    katara: not now, im not ready

    zuko: ok.......how bout now

    katara: no

    zuko: now

    katara: nope

    zuko: now, pleeeeeeeezzzz

    katara: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    zuko: oh for god sake woman, weve been dancing this step forever, you need to put out

    katara:*smiles* no

    zuko: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    katara: no

    zuko: i know, your doin aang, huh? yeah, i figured, hes the avatar, and i get my ass kicked by my sister and you choose him.

    katara: im waiting till marriage

    zuko: fine

    katara: so you wanna do it?

    zuko: really?

    katara: no

    zuko:F*** YOU ROTTEN B**** I F***IN HATE YOU ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *starts rockin the trailer*

    outside the trailer sokka and aang are watching

    sokka: wow, hes finally doin it

    aang: thank god, i thought he never would

    sokka: *hears him screaming* damn, where did she learn to do that????

    aang: i would like to take full credit for that

    sokka: though those rumors were true.

    aang: yeah they were, just like the azula/toph/iroh 3sum

    and ill leave it at that



    Personally, I like this one.
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    fingerknot

    [1291]Jan 20, 2007
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    sokka and zuko bump into eachoter sokka
    :you wana go b****zuko: no I dont want any trouble sokka: well you ran into it sokka swings his fist zuko breaks his fase zuko: I warned you @** hole
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    fingerknot

    [1292]Jan 20, 2007
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    katara gets kidnapped by aliens zuko comes to save her zuko:unhandher the aliens flip him off zuko: you ******* f******s***faced***monkeys @**holes you moose fu***** the aliens zap zuko and leave
    Edited on 01/21/2007 9:12pm
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    crusher_1011

    [1293]Jan 21, 2007
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    Katara: Aang is that your staff ot are you just happy to see me?
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    ChrisVisagie

    [1294]Jan 21, 2007
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    Aang: Man, they always portray Zuko so cranky and obsessed, why don't they ever portray him as a cheerful person.

    Sokka: Because Zuko is a scar faced freak with anger issues and a sword up his butt.

    Aang: Oh come on Sokka.

    Sokka: I'm serious, the day they portray Zuko as cheerful is the day I turn up at Ty Lee's doorstep wearing nothing but a big red bow.

    Aang and Sokka watch clips from "The Guru"

    Sokka: *Sigh* I'll go get the bow.

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    TekGeke29

    [1295]Jan 21, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Aang: Man, they always portray Zuko so cranky and obsessed, why don't they ever portray him as a cheerful person.

    Sokka: Because Zuko is a scar faced freak with anger issues and a sword up his butt.

    Aang: Oh come on Sokka.

    Sokka: I'm serious, the day they portray Zuko as cheerful is the day I turn up at Ty Lee's doorstep wearing nothing but a big red bow.

    Aang and Sokka watch clips from "The Guru"

    Sokka: *Sigh* I'll go get the bow.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH That was hilarious!!!

    Fave of the Day

    dumbTVnut wrote:

    Toph:*Pushes boulder down hill at blind folded Aang*
    Aang:AaHc/*crushed by rock*
    Director: Dammit your were suppose to jump! God dammit that is the 6th time!
    Producer: is it just me or are the Aang doubles getting stupider?Production-crew: aaaah we told you that the cloning machine needs a brake, the last batch of aangs we don't think you can even use!
    Director: Well how bad are they?
    Aangs: I the avaaatrr! *they begin to grop katara* I likey!
    Katara: Oh God kill them!
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    the_mental_teen

    [1296]Jan 21, 2007
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    Sorry that I haven't been rating recently, I just have been so caught up in my FanFic so I almost forget about this room. Oh man, I'm surprised this is still on the front page.

    I'll still be reading them, keep blooperizing!
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    ardron

    [1297]Jan 21, 2007
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    I'm here!
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    ardron

    [1298]Jan 21, 2007
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    Nevermind my last post. Ttyl
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    5Cartooner9

    [1299]Jan 21, 2007
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    uhh... c ya.

    Iroh: Winter, Spring. Summer and Fall. Four women. Foouurr kids.
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    Princess_Sasuke

    [1300]Jan 21, 2007
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    Katara: I thought you had changed! (Katara swings her water down at Zuko.)

    Zuko: I have changed. (Zuko brings his hand up and chops horizontally, sending out another blast of fire. Fire hits camera and camera falls over)

    Zuko: Oh sh^t, sorry.

    Katara: (laughing)God, not again!

    Director:?? May'be we should move the camera over a bit.

    Zuko: Wait, why?

    Katara: LOL Zuko, control your anger!

    Zuko: Um.......I dont get it? What am I doing wrong?

    Director: Well, for one thing, your supposed to be aiming for Katara...not the camera...

    Katara: (Laughing uncontrollably)

    Zuko: 0.0 Oh.....

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