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the_mental_teen

[1361]Jan 29, 2007

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ChrisVisagie wrote:

Bloopers/out takes from "The Blind bandit"

Boulder: CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL WHAT THE BOULDER IS COOKING?

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Boulder:?? The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!

Toph: Let's make this quick because when I'm done with you, I'm going home to play with your momma.

Boulder: *eye twitch*

Director: Cut! Look Toph I know you're new but for the love of Mike and Bryan??please stick to the script.

---

Sokka: Here's your money now let them??go.

Steal box opens up, Toph and Momo fall out.

Toph: (To Momo)??Call me.

Director: (facepalm)

---

Sokka: (Talking about the bag) It's pricey, but I really do like it.

Katara: Then you should get it. You deserve something nice.

Sokka: (turns to her with a smile) I do, don't I? (turns back with an exaggerated gesture) But no. It's too expensive, I shouldn't. Besides I don't have anything that goes well with it, I mean look, the colours like totaly clash with my outfit. Perhapes if I bought some boots to match, oh and a??hat too; one??that really brings out my eyes. (Sokka strikes a very feminine pose)

(Pause)

The whole??Gaang burst out laughing.

Director: It's just one of those days isn't it?

Oh man, I do NOT want to imagine what happened between Toph and Momo...

9 out of 10!!

Ok, I've been giving a LOT of 9's here, BRING ME SOME 10's!!!

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the_mental_teen

[1362]Jan 29, 2007

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5Cartooner9 wrote:

Aang: Horsh**t!
Katara: O My heavens! What on earth is wrong?
Aang: Dude, what kind of f@ggot says, "O my heavens"?
Katara: That's ok I forgive you.
Aang: As I was saying.... I said horsh**t because I just got a boner and my zipper stabbed it on its way up.
Katara (oddly smiling): That's super.
Aang: WTF is wrong with you?
Toph: LONG FENG BRAINWASHED YOU DIDN'T HE?!!!??!
Sokka: No they just had s3x.

....................eww......................

8 out of 10!

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confucioussayhi

[1363]Jan 29, 2007

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the_mental_teen wrote:

ChrisVisagie wrote:

Bloopers/out takes from "The Blind bandit"

Boulder: CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL WHAT THE BOULDER IS COOKING?

---

Boulder:?? The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!

Toph: Let's make this quick because when I'm done with you, I'm going home to play with your momma.

Boulder: *eye twitch*

Director: Cut! Look Toph I know you're new but for the love of Mike and Bryan??please stick to the script.

---

Sokka: Here's your money now let them??go.

Steal box opens up, Toph and Momo fall out.

Toph: (To Momo)??Call me.

Director: (facepalm)

---

Sokka: (Talking about the bag) It's pricey, but I really do like it.

Katara: Then you should get it. You deserve something nice.

(Pause)

The whole??Gaang burst out laughing.

Director: It's just one of those days isn't it?

Oh man, I do NOT want to imagine what happened between Toph and Momo...

9 out of 10!!

Ok, I've been giving a LOT of 9's here, BRING ME SOME 10's!!!

About the ten... I'll let you down. Although you've given me tens in the past... Oh, I'm back.

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the_mental_teen
[1364]Jan 29, 2007
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here's a dumb one...

*The GAang is behind a large boulder as Zuko keeps punching fire at them*

Aang: Well....this $ucks...

Katara: REALLY $ucks...

*Act calmy as more fireballs come at the boulder*

Aang: You know....the world could end and we may be the last ones alive. So....uh....

Sokka: Where do you get these things?

Aang: TV

Toph: WTF is a TV?

Aang: Long story.

Toph: Wait, aren't you like the leader? Tell him to stop!

Aang: I AM the leader, and I'm appointing you our negotiater.

Toph: AWESOME!!

Sokka: Yeah, so your first job, get Zuko to stop firing at us!

Toph: Ok!

*Toph peeps head out from behind the boulder*

Toph: Hey, QUIT FIRING YOU STUPID B****!!!!

Katara: Nice negotiating...
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confucioussayhi

[1365]Jan 29, 2007

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the_mental_teen wrote:

here's a dumb one...

*The GAang is behind a large boulder as Zuko keeps punching fire at them*

Aang: Well....this $ucks...

Katara: REALLY $ucks...

*Act calmy as more fireballs come at the boulder*

Aang: You know....the world could end and we may be the last ones alive. So....uh....

Sokka: Where do you get these things?

Aang: TV

Toph: WTF is a TV?

Aang: Long story.

Toph: Wait, aren't you like the leader? Tell him to stop!

Aang: I AM the leader, and I'm appointing you our negotiater.

Toph: AWESOME!!

Sokka: Yeah, so your first job, get Zuko to stop firing at us!

Toph: Ok!

*Toph peeps head out from behind the boulder*

Toph: Hey, QUIT FIRING YOU STUPID B****!!!!

Katara: Nice negotiating...

Dogma, if I'm not mistaken. Lol.

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ChrisVisagie

[1366]Jan 29, 2007

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the_mental_teen wrote:

ChrisVisagie wrote:

Bloopers/out takes from "The Blind bandit"

Boulder: CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL WHAT THE BOULDER IS COOKING?

---

Boulder:?? The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!

Toph: Let's make this quick because when I'm done with you, I'm going home to play with your momma.

Boulder: *eye twitch*

Director: Cut! Look Toph I know you're new but for the love of Mike and Bryan??please stick to the script.

---

Sokka: Here's your money now let them??go.

Steal box opens up, Toph and Momo fall out.

Toph: (To Momo)??Call me.

Director: (facepalm)

---

Sokka: (Talking about the bag) It's pricey, but I really do like it.

Katara: Then you should get it. You deserve something nice.

(Pause)

The whole??Gaang burst out laughing.

Director: It's just one of those days isn't it?

Oh man, I do NOT want to imagine what happened between Toph and Momo... 9 out of 10!! Ok, I've been giving a LOT of 9's here, BRING ME SOME 10's!!!

Ok I havn't been hitting the tens like I use to, but I'll keep trying.

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ChrisVisagie
[1367]Jan 29, 2007
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Not the best but here goes
Take 1
Yue: It's beautiful up here.
Sokka: Yeh.
they lean into kiss, Yue bursts out laughing
Yue: Sorry *hehe* couldn't control it.
Take 2
Yue: It's beautiful up here.
Sokka: Yeh.
they lean into kiss, Sokka bursts out laughing.
Sokka: Sorry *haha* Yue was making a fish face at me.
Take 3
Yue: It's beautiful up here.
Sokka: Yeh.
Yue: Oh Sokka.
Yue makeout tackles him. They fall out of camera shot. Laughter is heard.
Sokka: (coming back in to shot)??Sorry couldn't resist.
Yue: The next take will be serious we promise.
---
Aang talking to prisoners in "Avatar Day"
Prisoner 1: I know what your going through. I've got my eyes on a this girl as well.
Aang: Is she pretty?
Prisoner 1: Are you kiding? She's got a Tatoo of a Winged Lemur on her right breast.
Aang: So?
Prisoner 1: Actual Size.
Aang: Wow.
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the_mental_teen

[1368]Jan 30, 2007

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ChrisVisagie wrote:

Not the best but here goes

Take 1

Yue: It's beautiful up here.

Sokka: Yeh.

they lean into kiss, Yue bursts out laughing

Yue: Sorry *hehe* couldn't control it.

Take 2

Yue: It's beautiful up here.

Sokka: Yeh.

they lean into kiss, Sokka bursts out laughing.

Sokka: Sorry *haha* Yue was making a fish face at me.

Take 3

Yue: It's beautiful up here.

Sokka: Yeh.

Yue: Oh Sokka.

Yue makeout tackles him. They fall out of camera shot. Laughter is heard.

Sokka: (coming back in to shot)??Sorry couldn't resist.

Yue: The next take will be serious we promise.

---

Aang talking to prisoners in "Avatar Day"

Prisoner 1: I know what your going through. I've got my eyes on a this girl as well.

Aang: Is she pretty?

Prisoner 1: Are you kiding? She's got a Tatoo of a Winged Lemur on her right breast.

Aang: So?

Prisoner 1: Actual Size.

Aang: Wow.

The last part was hilarious.

"Actual Size"

"Wow"

rofl, 8 and a half out of 10!!

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theredrobin

[1369]Jan 30, 2007

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ChrisVisagie wrote:

Aang talking to prisoners in "Avatar Day"

Prisoner 1: I know what your going through. I've got my eyes on a this girl as well.

Aang: Is she pretty?

Prisoner 1: Are you kiding? She's got a Tatoo of a Winged Lemur on her right breast.

Aang: So?

Prisoner 1: Actual Size.

Aang: Wow.

*snorts* That's so wrong, but the laugh it gives is so right.

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ChrisVisagie
[1370]Jan 31, 2007
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Ok same prisoner scene as before but I couldn't resist
Prisoner 1: We haven't been properly introduced. The name's Snake.
Aang: Snake? That's an interesting name.
Prisoner 1: Thats just my nickname. My real name is Often Venomous, Limbless Repitle With Dislocatable Jaw.
Aang: So your parents had been expecting a girl?
Prisoner 1: Yep.
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5Cartooner9
[1371]Jan 31, 2007
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Hi!
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the_mental_teen

[1372]Jan 31, 2007

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ChrisVisagie wrote:

Ok same prisoner scene as before but I couldn't resist

Prisoner 1: We haven't been properly introduced. The name's Snake.

Aang: Snake? That's an interesting name.

Prisoner 1: Thats just my nickname. My real name is Often Venomous, Limbless Repitle With Dislocatable Jaw.

Aang: So your parents had been expecting a girl?

Prisoner 1: Yep.

lol!

8 out of 10!

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5Cartooner9
[1373]Feb 2, 2007
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Katara: Let's steel the water scroll.
Sokka (in a gay lisp): Noo. I don't think we should. Steeling is bad, very naughty.
Aang: Grow some balls.
Sokka: I've been TRYING. I just can't.
Aang: Holy crap.
Sokka: Too much info?
Toph: Yea. Just a little.
Pirate guy: Sokka, you're gona be at the rollerskate club tonight, right?
Sokka: Umm, Duh! I wouldn't miss that even if Michael Jackson was in town......well maybe for that.
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PhoenixAngel37

[1374]Feb 2, 2007

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5Cartooner9 wrote:

Katara: Let's steel the water scroll.
Sokka (in a gay lisp): Noo. I don't think we should. Steeling is bad, very naughty.
Aang: Grow some balls.
Sokka: I've been TRYING. I just can't.
Aang: Holy crap.
Sokka: Too much info?
Toph: Yea. Just a little.
Pirate guy: Sokka, you're gona be at the rollerskate club tonight, right?
Sokka: Umm, Duh! I wouldn't miss that even if Michael Jackson was in town......well maybe for that.

lol

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5Cartooner9
[1375]Feb 2, 2007
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We need to got to a 70th page.
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5Cartooner9
[1376]Feb 2, 2007
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In Avatar Day

Aang: How did I know they wouldn't accept water tribe money?
Sokka: We need to find you inecent.
Katara: But who can do it?

........................

Random Voice: The Hartly Boys- Two young whipper-snapper capapal of solving any crime.
Harlty Boy (in queer lisp) #1: I have a clue.
Hartly Boy (in queer lisp) #2: You do? So do I. I have a BIG clue.
Hartly Boy #1: Ohh. I have such a raging clue right now, I'm gonna squirt clue-glue all over the place.
Hartly Boy #2: Omm, my clue is pointing this way. Let's follow it.
Hartly Boy #1: O yea, your clue is always right. Let's follow it.
Aang: Omg. Who the h3ll invited them?
Sokka (imitating their voice): O yea, I think I'm getting a raging clue, Aang.
Aang: WTF.?
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ChrisVisagie
[1377]Feb 2, 2007
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set during season 1
Soldier: Admiral
Admiral??Jee: yes?
Soldier: we have captured the avatar.
Admiral Jee: That's wonderful. Bring him here.
A couple of soldiers carry in a fuming??Zuko who is tied up.
Admiral Jee: That's strange, the Avatar looks alot like Prince Zuko.
Zuko: And why, Admiral Jee, do you think that is?
Admiral Jee: *gasp* He knows my name.
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the_mental_teen

[1378]Feb 3, 2007

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ChrisVisagie wrote:

set during season 1

Soldier: Admiral

Admiral??Jee: yes?

Soldier: we have captured the avatar.

Admiral Jee: That's wonderful. Bring him here.

A couple of soldiers carry in a fuming??Zuko who is tied up.

Admiral Jee: That's strange, the Avatar looks alot like Prince Zuko.

Zuko: And why, Admiral Jee, do you think that is?

Admiral Jee: *gasp* He knows my name.

rofl, how retarded!!

8 and a half out of 10!!

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the_mental_teen

[1379]Feb 3, 2007

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5Cartooner9 wrote:

Man, please leave Michael Jackson out of this. I just saw a South Park epi making fun of him and I'm disturbed...but still h3lluv funny!

8 snd a half out of 10!

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ozai890
[1380]Feb 3, 2007
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Katara - Hey guys I just got back from Paris.
Zuko - What did you do there?
Katara - Just got a tatoo on my...
Aang - Where, where? Let me guess your a**
Katara - No you fat f***
Toph - On your tounge?
Katara - No, I got it on my pe*is.
Sokka - Cool, how did you get a pe*is?
Katara - It has something to do with Iroh.
Zuko - What did you do with my uncle?
Katara - I killed him.
Toph - He was my friend you gay f***
Aang - Good one Toph.
Katara - I can explain guys.
Zuko - Explain then.
Katara - It all started on the set on The Boy in the Iceberg.
Spirit Iroh - Hey guys met my new wife Princess Yue.
Yue - Sokka, uh what are you doing.
Sokka - I'm involved with Suki.
Toph - Who is this Suki girl?
Zuko - I'm waitin.. oh my god who are you?
Aang - That's it we are going to court. AT COURT CASE #1
Judge - What are you here for?
Zuko - My friend Katara went to Paris and got a pe*is.
Judge - So? She does what ever she wants.
Zuko - It had something to do with my Uncle Iroh.
Judge - Is this true Katara?
Officer - Katara, do you swear to tell the truth nothing but the truth and all that other crap?
Katara - Yea whatever. And yes it's true.
Zuko - And she says she killed my uncle.
Judge - Shut the f*** up you f***in f***.
Aang - Hurry up, I want to get the other case over with.
Judge - Is this true Katara?
Katara - I'm tired of this crap, this is what happened. I went to Paris and saw Iroh and I talked to him and he said he was going to commit suicide so I took a chainsaw and chopped his head off and then took his penis and chopped that off too. With the help of that officer over there and he replaced it with my...
Judge - Whatever I'm going to arrest all of you.
Aang - Including me?
Judge - Not yet anyway, but Katara you are arrested and going to be killed using the chainsaw you used on Iroh, And Zuko we will through you in jail forever. AT COURT CASE #2
Sokka - It's all Yue's fought if she didn't sacrafice her self for the moon we would'nt even be here.
Judge - Shut the f*** up. Sokka do you have any witness'?
Sokka - Yes, Suki.
Yue - She wasn't even there.
Suki - Shut your f***in mouth, now I was Sokka's first girl they went to Kyoshi Island and I kissed Sokka.
Judge - Wait one second we have someone coming in.
Sokka - Who?
Spirit Iroh - Me.
Yue - Iroh lets play the you-know-what game!
Toph - Iroh, what are you doing with this sugar queen?
Yue - At least I'm not blind.
Sokka - Bad Idea.
Aang - Really bad idea.
Yue - What's she gonna do? Her "I am blind dance"?
Toph - Face the wrath of Toph!
Judge - Order in the court now what happened.
Sokka - I can't stand this anymore I want you to die Toph die and I'm glad your dead Yue I never liked you I cheated on you and you Iroh I'm so glad you're dead so now that's what happened.
Katara - You and me both. Sokka - And besides Iroh wanted to kill him self anyway.
Judge - I can't stand this anymore Suki, Sokka, and Toph we will kill you all.
Aang - And me.
Judge - You will face your destiny now.
Aang - Huh?
Fire Lord Ozai - I will kill you.
Aang - Whatever I have nothing to live for anyway.
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