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Things You Will Never Hear Them Say On Spongebob Squarepants.

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    Tkerekes13

    [102]Mar 18, 2007
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    Sandy: Spongebob, don't you think you oughta be yourself elsewhere?

    Spongebob: Frankly, Sandy, I don't give a damn.

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    Tkerekes13

    [103]Mar 18, 2007
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    Plankton: I shoulda joined Pinky And The Brain!
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    chihuahua1

    [104]Mar 18, 2007
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    spongebob: can i have a doller.

    mr.krabs: alright

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    Tkerekes13

    [105]Mar 19, 2007
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    Squillium: I'm giving up my money and popularity for a job at the Krust Krab.
     
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    chihuahua1

    [106]Mar 21, 2007
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    Squidward: I don't want to be famous.

    Squiliam: But I'm not rich or famous.

    or

    Squidward: I'm a star.

    Squiliam: I wish I was famous like you, Squidward

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    Sony931

    [107]Mar 21, 2007
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    Barnacle Boy * in a woman's clothing * : Do I look pretty?


    Spongebob : Hey kids! Let's learn about homosexuals.

    Patrick : While we're at it , why not teach the kids how Gay Sex can work!

    Spongebob : Genius!

    Patrick : Huh? Oh! Let's describe them!

    * Spongebob & Patrick commit Gay Sex , as they also teach younger viewers about how it works. *


    Squidward : Spongebob , everybody knows 2 + 2 = 9.

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    Vaanderpantz

    [108]Mar 21, 2007
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    Spongebob: Holy F***! Check out the size of that jellyfish!
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    SpongeSebastian

    [109]Mar 21, 2007
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    Goofy Goober: I will kill everyone!
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    ying101

    [110]Mar 22, 2007
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    patrick: of course 2+2=4
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    chihuahua1

    [111]Mar 22, 2007
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    Squidward: I love you Squilliam

    Squilliam: I love you too Squiddy

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    4EverGreen

    [112]Mar 23, 2007
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    Ooh! Ooh! I got one! I got one! Spongebob singing to Patrick: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like it's better than yours & they're like it's better than yours. I'd ask you, but I'm not to sure. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard--" Squidward enters house, needle on record scratches: "Spongebob, Patrick! What are you doing?!" Both: "Uh...nothing." Squidward: "Right...except for being--" Patrick: "Perverts?!" Squidward: "Well...actually yes!" I've always wanted to say that, but I kid! I know Spongebob isn't REALLY a pervert! Enough said, true believers!
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    sbss_shipper

    [113]Mar 23, 2007
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    Sandy: WOW I live in a treedome?

    Spongebob: (sarcastically) Yeah....and I live in a pineapple under the sea

    Squidward: *puts on one of Spongebob's square pants* What? Patrick did it, so why can't I? (shouting) I'm Squidward SquarePants!
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    SpongeSebastian

    [114]Mar 23, 2007
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    Gary: I. Love. You. SpongeBob.
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    Tkerekes13

    [115]Mar 28, 2007
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    Sandy: I'm just gonna waste mah time suckin' Spongebob's d*ck!
     
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    Sony931

    [116]Mar 28, 2007
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    Larry (McFatty) : Uh. Uh. I can't grab my chips!


    Mr. Krabs *after Spongebob's destruction on Krusty Krab* : Sponnnnnnngebooooob! Squiiiiiiiiiiidwarrrrrrrrd!

    Spongebob & Squidward : Yes , Mr. Krabs?

    Spongebob : Here it comes!

    Mr. Krabs : I LOVE THIS!

    Spongebob : ..... I so phail.

    Squidward : Yeah. 

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    xKMROXx

    [117]Apr 25, 2007
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    Patrick: I HATE SPONGEBOB! I WANNA KILL HIM!

    Spongebob: Patrick's tubby! Plankton is my new best friend!

    Sandy: 2+2=Q!

    Mr. Krabs: Money is evil! I'll donate it all the charity!

    Gary: MOO!

    Plankton: I'm not that smart and I dropped out of college!

    Pearl: I think I'm gonna turn goth.

    Larry: I don't wanna be strong anymore! I wanna be like Spongebob, a weakling!




     



     

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    twinsthatrule

    [118]May 15, 2007
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    What about him saying"I'm Gay Or is that rude?
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    twinsthatrule

    [119]May 15, 2007
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    This is to weird and unusual How bout Sandy say "Oh Spongebob you're hot!"
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    SpongeSebastian

    [120]May 15, 2007
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    Patrick: "E=MC²"
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    twinsthatrule

    [121]May 16, 2007
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    Plankton: I don't need to rule the world, I'm going to be a realistate angent
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