SpongeBob SquarePants: Things You Will Never Hear Them Say On Spongebob Squarepants.

laugher5000
[82]Jan 13, 2007
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Sandy: Patrick rules!
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laugher5000
[83]Jan 13, 2007
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Plankton: That's it Karen, I'm selling you on Ebay!
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laugher5000
[84]Jan 13, 2007
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Pearl: Daddy, you're so much coraler then all my friends.
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laugher5000
[85]Jan 13, 2007
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Patrick: If I had a dollar for every brain cell I had, I would be one wealthy starfish.
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super_sponge365
[86]Jan 13, 2007
member since: 08/10/06
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Squidward: 'Sup my homey Gs! You chillin' on the West Side?
Spongebob: What you you talking about?
Squidward: You dissin' me, cracka!?!?
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sbss_shipper
[87]Mar 12, 2007
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Spongebob: I hate everyone in the deep blue sea

Patrick: Hey Sandy, wanna go out sometime Squirrel babe?

Squidward: Oh what a lovely day it is! I can't wait for Spongebob to see this fantabulous gift I made him.

Mr. Krabs: *gives Pearl his money* Hear, you go, kid. Do me a favor and donate it to charity.
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marioman687
[88]Mar 12, 2007
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Mr. Krabs: Money means nothing to me!!!
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chihuahua1
[89]Mar 12, 2007
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Plankton: I love you Mr.Krabs and SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs and Spongebob: We love You Too.
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SpongeSebastian
[90]Mar 12, 2007
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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I quit.
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Juar
[91]Mar 13, 2007
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Patrick: Hey spongebob
Spongebob: Hey Patrick
Patrick: Spongebob... are you gay gay = happy,,, but still u wont hear it )
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Juar
[92]Mar 13, 2007
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laugher5000 wrote:

Plankton: That's it Karen, I'm selling you on Ebay!
LMAO
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Sony931
[93]Mar 13, 2007
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Spongebob : Hey Sandy. Want to get married?
Sandy : Sure thing! But first , we should have... * whispers *
Spongebob : * gasps * Not in front of the kids! But let's do it!
* While they both have you-know-what , Patrick steps in , and is in the middle of the screen *
Patrick : The bypass of the sexual life between the Sponges and Squirrels don't work in the combination. However , considering the fact that we all live in the fictional cartoon world , having ba-
Spongebob & Sandy : DO YOU MIND?!
Edited on 03/13/2007 4:43pm
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sbss_shipper
[94]Mar 14, 2007
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Pearl: Hey Spongebob, whoo! you look soooo hot tonight in that yellow suit.
Plankton: Mr. Krabs, I'm sick of all our constant bickering. We should open a new restauraunt together! the Krusty Chum Bucket. (I couldn't come up with anything better)
Krabs: I agree Plankton, but instead of calling it the "Krusty Chum Bucket", let's call it the "Krusty Chum Krab".
Edited on 03/14/2007 6:47pm
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SpongeSebastian

[95]Mar 14, 2007

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Sony931 wrote:

Spongebob : Hey Sandy. Want to get married?

Sandy : Sure thing! But first , we should have... * whispers *

Spongebob : * gasps * Not in front of the kids! But let's do it!

* While they both have you-know-what , Patrick steps in , and is in the middle of the screen *

Patrick : The bypass of the sexual life between the Sponges and Squirrels don't work in the combination. However , considering the fact that we all live in the fictional cartoon world , having ba-

Spongebob & Sandy : DO YOU MIND?!

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StrawberrySpark
[96]Mar 17, 2007
member since: 08/23/06
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Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, I hate working here at the Krusty Krab! I'm going to work at the Chum Bucket instead!
Squidward: Spongebob is my best friend in the whole wide world!
Plankton: I finally give up on the Krabby Patty Formula!
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Sony931
[97]Mar 17, 2007
member since: 12/26/05
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Delivery Boy : Package for Spongebob Squarepants.
* Spongebob goes to the front , and sees where it was from *
Spongebob : Hey! It's another package for Nickelodeon!
* Spongebob picks up the package , and then puts it on his kitchen table ( with closing the front door as well ) . *
Gary : Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. ( It must be another trophy from the Kids Choice Awards )
Spongebob : I guess your right Gary. You know what that means.
Gary : Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow? ( Make another rant for this? )
Spongebob : Yep. Ever since the writers have been turned into mindless zombies , I've been throwing out the trophies of 2005 to this year in the fireplace. Expect keeping the trophies that had the show in great shape. Besides , Jimmy Neutron should've won.
Gary : Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow? ( What about the Fairly Oddparents and The Simpsons? )
Spongebob : Fairly Oddparents have been getting mindless zombie writers since of 2004! As for The Simpsons , it's been wayyyyyyyy too far of getting mindless zombies to write more seasons of terribleness then of perfection!
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solidfisher101
[98]Mar 17, 2007
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Squidward: Everone's better than me.
Spongebob: Krabby patties suck, I'm eating at the Chum Bucket.
Sandy: Spongebob... I'm pregnant.
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SpongeSebastian

[99]Mar 17, 2007

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Sony931 wrote:

Delivery Boy : Package for Spongebob Squarepants.

* Spongebob goes to the front , and sees where it was from *

Spongebob : Hey! It's another package for Nickelodeon!

* Spongebob picks up the package , and then puts it on his kitchen table ( with closing the front door as well ) . *

Gary : Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. ( It must be another trophy from the Kids Choice Awards )

Spongebob : I guess your right Gary. You know what that means.

Gary : Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow? ( Make another rant for this? )

Spongebob : Yep. Ever since the writers have been turned into mindless zombies , I've been throwing out the trophies of 2005 to this year in the fireplace. Expect keeping the trophies that had the show in great shape. Besides , Jimmy Neutron should've won.

Gary : Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow? ( What about the Fairly Oddparents and The Simpsons? )

Spongebob : Fairly Oddparents have been getting mindless zombie writers since of 2004! As for The Simpsons , it's been wayyyyyyyy too far of getting mindless zombies to write more seasons of terribleness then of perfection!

That reminds me of the short they played during the Kids Chice Awards 2005, when SpongeBob recieved his blimp and asked Gary what a blimp is.

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Sony931
[100]Mar 18, 2007
member since: 12/26/05
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Mrs. Puff : Patrick , you can tell me that I'm a " Big Fat Meanie " whenever you want.
Sandy : I don't want to be a squirrel. I want to be a fish. Well , I better get my noose machine on since I've built it when my father died.
Salesman : Sir , may I help you?
Spongebob : Oh. I was just giving you two dollars.
Salesman : What kind?
Spongebob : This. * Spongebob climbs on top of the table , and then turns around , and shows his butt *
Salesman : Oh , those two dollars.
Master Udon : Ah. You've won well Sandy San , but you'll never defeat my ultimate persuader... Patrick San! Get over here!
* Patrick walks to the front screen , as he's naked *
Patrick : Is there another person who wants Real Estate?
Master Udon : * sigh * Just put on your clothes , and fight her.
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InvaderZim897
[101]Mar 18, 2007
member since: 07/21/06
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Squidward: *is running around Mr. Krabs, attached by a hat with a raindow-colored strip of fabric attached to a hat Mr. Krabs is wearing, and Mr. Krabs is wearing clown makeup (Like on "Mid-Life Crusteaceon")* CAN YOU FEEL IT, MR. KRABS?!... CAN YOU FEEL IT, MR. KRABS?!
Mr. Krabs: YES!!! I FEEL IT!! WOOOOOO! *eats makeup off* YUMMMM
SpongeBob: *sigh* Can we leave? You've been dragging us all around to the dumbest places... all night...
Squidward: ME WANT FUN!!! *swings Mr. Krabs over and catches him in his arms* YOU FOOD!!! *tries to eat Mr. Krabs*
Patrick: Theoritically speaking, you cannot fit a whole-
Squidward: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO HAVE FUN?!?!?! *slips, Mr. Krabs lands over near SpongeBob*
Mr. Krabs: *bites SpongeBob's leg* Ymmmmm...
SpongeBob: o_o *shakes him off* Eeew!! You guys are too wierd! C'mon, Patrick...
Patrick: I'm missing my beauty sleep.
Squidward: WE NEED RIPE WATERMELONS!!!
Mr. Krabs: WE GET CHOCOLATE FOODS!!! *jumps on Squidward*
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